Jakou3’s Weblog

Hokay i took trip 2 HI right. It took me like all day 2 get there UH! Today i went to the beach and had Fun! but i forgot 2 were my speedo jamers (its theese things u were under your trunks to keep the sand out of your kratch area your dick and balls.Oh and i got a crazy sunburn on my arms, my legs, chest neck, back, feet, adn face! I couldnt even like walk up da beach i was so bernt.)

Now im chafing i got sand in my WE-WE and i can bearly piss in a straight line. It hurts when i take a shower due to the sunburns on my body and now i want to die!

Day 3 yay! not. oh and i apologize for this being so depressing if you think that, but emo kids get boners reading this stuff man! Ok back to the action cuz your bored i bet. me and my bro go out pretty far out and your pretty much getting your toes cut on the rocks. so sence we got blood in the water so a SHARK CAME! nah just kiddin!But i did slam my foot in a hole to in a rockk to freak my brother out but i didnt no it was full of sea erchants! Not Kiddin this time! so my toe gets all purple cuz of the pooisen. no no dont worry (even though u werent worrying) the poisen only makes it hurt more fool. so this is what i did i took some motrin, ate it and started pissin on my toe. i think peeing onn it makes it hurt less cuz dats what you do for jellyfish and i think stingrays too.

By the next day my toe was cut up and still had a purple line in it. i didnt do much but some guy gave me a cheap bodyboard for free. there was no ! after free because the leash was teared up and it was made out of stirifoam and partially snapped. i took it out anyway cuz da waves were less than a foot. Ive seen lake waves bigger than this! these people were nice enuff 2 let me use their longboard and push me. i got up every time no duh.

The next day i went snorkaling with my family. i made sure 2 where my jammers, put on sunscreen, adn watch for sea erchants! the dumb part was we had to watch a 9 minute video about the sea life but it ended up being 15 minutes with the wait for the video. it was pretty fun except for i was starving and the chickens. DO duh deeeee! i was chasing 2 hens and 1 rooster around all at ounce screaming CHICKENS!!!!! i followed them like a ferret on crack! the only problem was when the rooser saw thati couldnt hop over a branch it went BUGGOCK and charged me with its fierce beak of death! i made sure to never make a mistake like that again.

All this day i tried 2 longboard but i couldnt catch a wave i was sad. boo hoo. “-_-”

So on the way back i made evil clown comics and was thinking about what i learned over this vacation: put on a lot of sunscreen, always where jammers, stay away from sea erchants, and most importantly dont spy on chickens. or dont fuck with chickens cuz theyll fuck right back at you. or run its the age of the chickens! Or Chickens are our enimies not our friends. or what ever else you can think of.

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Bye,

Jakou3