If you’ve watched any of my streams on Twitch or YouTube, you’ve probably heard me talking to one of my three beautiful co-hosts. These sweet children offer moral support and laptop management services, though on one memorable occasion did manage to turn off VOD and lost me an episode. And released 200 live crickets into my house…
Anyway, here is a brief introduction to the three most important members of my streaming team.
Schrodinger
Also known as Schrody, Schrody-dody, or occasionally just Dodo. Schrody is 13 years old and we’ve had her since she was a tiny kitten. We actually found her and her five siblings abandoned in a sealed cardboard box, which is how she got her name. Although the rest were rehomed by the RPSCA, we adopted this elegant lady for ourselves.
Schrody is grumpy and deeply set in her ways. She loves to sit in laps, but will bite without warning if she is unhappy. She usually signals this with positive body language and purring, because she likes to keep us on our toes.
Schrody likes to believe that she is the boss of the house. She used to be very fond of our old cat, Victor, and became very depressed after he passed away. We bought my other co-hosts to keep her company. This has worked to a degree as she’s much happier now, though seems to like Tia a lot more than she does Sherry.
Tiamat
Tiamat is also known as Tia or T-Bag. She is currently eight months old and is Sherry’s sister. Tia came from an unwanted litter of four kittens and interestingly was given to us for free, as her owner said she was having trouble rehoming her due to the fact she’s a black cat.
Tiamat is the cuddliest of the kittens, though likes to lie between your legs rather than on your knee. She often sits next to me while I’m streaming and just puts her head in my lap. Although suspected to be the one who orchestrated the 2024 Great Cricket Plague, she is generally a very sweet baby who has the most adorable little squeaky meow.
Tiamat is, however, very food motivated. Tia would like you to know that she has never been fed in her life ever. She likes to be fed treats by hand, though eats them like a bear trap. It takes a bit of skill to give Tia her favourite Dreamies without losing a finger.
Scheherazade
Otherwise known as Sherry or Share-Bear. Sherry is Tiamat’s sister, although the two of them don’t really look alike at at all. She is also the bigger of the kittens, though is a little more skittish than Tia is.
Sherry often gives the impression of being very aloof as she doesn’t do laps, and prefers to be pet at arms length. She tends to sit on my keyboard during streams and, if I’m ever knocked offline, it is always due to her assistance. However, Sherry has really good PR. Everyone always tells her that she is the most beautiful cat and I’m pretty sure it’s gone to her head.
Sherry only really likes cuddles under the cover of darkness. At 5am, she and Tia like to play a game called “Who Loves Mum The Best”, which involves getting as close to my face as possible and trying to smother me to death. If asked about it, Sherry will deny this. No one has any evidence of these night time cuddle sessions but me. Not that I’d complain – she is like cuddling a cloud.
So, that’s my team! As you can plainly see, I am by far the least interesting member of this partnership…