Little darling, I feel that ice-cream's slowly melting...
(Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Jan, 10:38, 2 replies)
(Captain Howdy, Fri 9 Jan, 10:38, 2 replies)
Kind of related to the challenge
Every time I hear him on Radio 4 9am on a Saturday and see his articles I see this...
(lumpytesticle, Sat 3 Jan, 20:44, 4 replies)
Every time I hear him on Radio 4 9am on a Saturday and see his articles I see this...
(lumpytesticle, Sat 3 Jan, 20:44, 4 replies)
Political Video Games
Trey Parker reckons politics has become pop culture. As video games are the most popular form of media, you'd expect that to mean more political video games. Show us games about your favourite political characters and moments, whether that's Putin's Tetris, Grand Theft Presidency or a 32 year old joke about Stephen Milligan. Suggested by lumpytesticle.
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Trey Parker reckons politics has become pop culture. As video games are the most popular form of media, you'd expect that to mean more political video games. Show us games about your favourite political characters and moments, whether that's Putin's Tetris, Grand Theft Presidency or a 32 year old joke about Stephen Milligan. Suggested by lumpytesticle.
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set by monkeon on 18th Jan at 11pm
Fake or news? I made this!
See all 20 popular links (1 made popular today)
Every Wednesday I run a live software development podcast and we have a new section where we take tech news headlines and discuss if they are real or made up. You can also play along now.
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created by sinisterduck on 17th Jan at 12pm
B3ta newsletter 976, out now
"Your challenge this week is starting a drag act called 'Sonic Yootha Joyce'"
* GAME - Guess the LP/Film from the pixels
* 'HACK' - Abuse Amazon as a postcard service
* FESS/ANON - Glasgow shows announced
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"Your challenge this week is starting a drag act called 'Sonic Yootha Joyce'"
* GAME - Guess the LP/Film from the pixels
* 'HACK' - Abuse Amazon as a postcard service
* FESS/ANON - Glasgow shows announced
Read newsletter 976
published by rob on 16th Jan at 5pm
B3ta newsletter 975, out now
"B3ta is now 'MicrosSoft AI Bollocks 3000'. Use this name or we're imposing tariffs"
* TAKING THE PISS - Out of Matt / The Telegraph
* CHALLENGE - Music and food photoshops
* QUIZ - Guess the popularity of an old meme
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"B3ta is now 'MicrosSoft AI Bollocks 3000'. Use this name or we're imposing tariffs"
* TAKING THE PISS - Out of Matt / The Telegraph
* CHALLENGE - Music and food photoshops
* QUIZ - Guess the popularity of an old meme
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published by rob on 11th Jan at 2pm
Music and Food II
It's been 147 dog years since we last did a music and food challenge, so let's mash them up again. Make songs and album covers about grub, design a sausage trombone or bake us an album cover cake. Whatever you like. Suggested by Captain Howdy.
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It's been 147 dog years since we last did a music and food challenge, so let's mash them up again. Make songs and album covers about grub, design a sausage trombone or bake us an album cover cake. Whatever you like. Suggested by Captain Howdy.
See all 151 images (open)
set by monkeon on 8th Jan at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 974, out now
"What does a ZX81 have in common with Asperger syndrome? Both were made obsolete by the spectrum."
* DADDY, IT'S A BOT - Welcome 'Grok of shit'
* BALL DROPPING - test your testes
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - smelly movies
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"What does a ZX81 have in common with Asperger syndrome? Both were made obsolete by the spectrum."
* DADDY, IT'S A BOT - Welcome 'Grok of shit'
* BALL DROPPING - test your testes
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - smelly movies
Read newsletter 974
published by rob on 2nd Jan at 7pm
Smelly Films
Films engage our eyes and ears, but what about our noses? Make films about your favourite smelly things, or just make infantile fart puns out of the titles. Suggested by Sheddyian.
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Films engage our eyes and ears, but what about our noses? Make films about your favourite smelly things, or just make infantile fart puns out of the titles. Suggested by Sheddyian.
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set by monkeon on 30th Dec at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 973, out now
"B3TA BUMPER CHRISTMAS ISSUE - MERRY CHRISTMAS READERS - YOU MOSTLY DON'T SMELL AND WE LIKE YOU, A BIT"
* SWEDE MASON RETURNS - like a Prodigy-ical son
* YOU ARE THE AI - learn to be human
* ANON OPIN - The best replies (new reg feature?)
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"B3TA BUMPER CHRISTMAS ISSUE - MERRY CHRISTMAS READERS - YOU MOSTLY DON'T SMELL AND WE LIKE YOU, A BIT"
* SWEDE MASON RETURNS - like a Prodigy-ical son
* YOU ARE THE AI - learn to be human
* ANON OPIN - The best replies (new reg feature?)
Read newsletter 973
published by rob on 20th Dec at 6pm
Rob Reiner
We lost Rob Reiner this week, so let's play tribute to him and his films by giving them a good Photoshopping. Suggested by The Twisted Omentum and unclepills.
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We lost Rob Reiner this week, so let's play tribute to him and his films by giving them a good Photoshopping. Suggested by The Twisted Omentum and unclepills.
See all 26 images (open)
set by monkeon on 19th Dec at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 972, out now
"ON THE FIRST DAY OF PISSMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME: FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS"
* SKIP THE ADS GAME - how fast can you do it?
* BILLIONS INVESTED IN AI - the text adventure
* END YOUR PROCRASTINATION - do it NOW!
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"ON THE FIRST DAY OF PISSMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME: FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS"
* SKIP THE ADS GAME - how fast can you do it?
* BILLIONS INVESTED IN AI - the text adventure
* END YOUR PROCRASTINATION - do it NOW!
Read newsletter 972
published by rob on 12th Dec at 10pm
Internet Christmas
For this year's Christmas challenge, let's take our favourite internet sites, memes & other web gubbins, and make them more festive.
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For this year's Christmas challenge, let's take our favourite internet sites, memes & other web gubbins, and make them more festive.
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set by monkeon on 10th Dec at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 971, out now
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, YOUR NEWSLETTER EDITOR, ROB MANUEL"
* BOT - 'Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society'
* TOY - Make shit video with 'potato cam'
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Movie poster recycling
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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, YOUR NEWSLETTER EDITOR, ROB MANUEL"
* BOT - 'Clickbait Robot Re-Enactment Society'
* TOY - Make shit video with 'potato cam'
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Movie poster recycling
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published by rob on 7th Dec at 1am
Movie Poster Recycling
Let's recycle a challenge from 2009 by taking the poster from one movie and using it to advertise a completely different film. Star Trek with the Star Wars poster or what have you.
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Let's recycle a challenge from 2009 by taking the poster from one movie and using it to advertise a completely different film. Star Trek with the Star Wars poster or what have you.
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set by monkeon on 2nd Dec at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 970, out now
"How does Batman's mum call him for dinner? She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son"
* GAME - how fast can you draw a 'cool s'?
* NORTH/SOUTH - where exactly does it divide?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Sport in unexpected places
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"How does Batman's mum call him for dinner? She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son"
* GAME - how fast can you draw a 'cool s'?
* NORTH/SOUTH - where exactly does it divide?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Sport in unexpected places
Read newsletter 970
published by rob on 28th Nov at 6pm
Sport in Unexpected Places
Sport is unavoidable at the best of times, but let's make it even more inescapable by popping sport and sports stars into places they shouldn't be. Suggested by Scaryduck.
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Sport is unavoidable at the best of times, but let's make it even more inescapable by popping sport and sports stars into places they shouldn't be. Suggested by Scaryduck.
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set by monkeon on 24th Nov at 9pm
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- * GAME - GUESS THE LP/FILM FROM THE PIXELS
- * 'HACK' - ABUSE AMAZON AS A POSTCARD SERVICE
- * FESS/ANON - GLASGOW SHOWS ANNOUNCED
Political Video Games
Trey Parker reckons politics has become pop culture. As video games are the most popular form of media, you'd expect that to mean more political video games. Show us games about your favourite political characters and moments, whether that's Putin's Tetris, Grand Theft Presidency or a 32 year old joke about Stephen Milligan. Suggested by lumpytesticle.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Scroll Wheel Cheese
Ever looked at your scroll wheel? If you've had if for a few months then it's probably filthy.
Adam Buxton
Adam Buxton once bestrode our screens like a televisual Tyrannosaur as part of comedy duo Adam & Joe. Now he's turned up on YouTube making amusing video shorts.
