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TITANIC…………. dalam beberapa versi
+ Versi asli, Titanic Version (versi setia sampe mati)
– You jump… I jump !
+ Versi ngajak-ngajak
– I want to jump… anybody else want to jump ?
+ Versi pemimpin
– I jump… all of you jump after me !
+ Versi pengikut
– We will jump after you jump.
+ Versi penakut
– You jump… tell me if it is ok… then I jump.
+ Versi ogah-ogahan
– I’ve already jumped last time… now it is your turn to jump.
+ Versi iklan
– You should jump because every celebrities and famous people jump.
+ Versi programmer
– If (you.jump()) then (I.jump ())
+ Versi logika implikasi
– If you jump then I jump that means if you don’t jump I might still jump.
+ Versi nggak percayaan
– You jump…. are you sure you want to jump?… no kidding?….promise?…
+ Versi penjudi
– We’ll throw a coin if it is head, I jump… if it is tail you jump.
+ Versi Tarzan baru kenalan dengan Jane
– “You Jump, Me Tarzan.”
+ Versi Forest Gump
– “My name is Jump, Forest Jump.”
+ Versi sinetron Catatan si Boy
– “Kamu sangat ke-jump, Boy!”
+ Versi 007
– “My name Bond, Jump’s Bond.”
+ Versi Waktu
– “Jump sabaraha?”
– “Jump 10 kurang lima.”
+ Versi Buah-buahan
– Jump-bu Monyet,
– Jump-bu Klutuk,
– Jump-bu Batu
+ Versi Betawi……
– Inich Aye Abang…………Jump-ang !
+ Versi korban tindak kekerasan
– Tolooongggggggg…………. Jump bret!!!!!!
+ Versi dukun santet
– Nich gue kasih jumpe jumpe …biar selamet dunie akherat!!!
+ Versi wiraswasta gendong-gendong
– Mau jump-u apa mas…. galian singset apa kabel…….?
+ Versi pedagang kaki lima
– Di-jump-in tidak luntur .. luntur tidak di-jump-in…!!!
+ Versi bencong..
-Cabut jump….cabuuutt….
