URGENT PRESS RELEASE FROM THE OFFICE OF ALBERTO CONTADOR VELASCO:
7.26.09 (PARIS, FRANCE) – HOLY CRAP, EVERYONE IS GOING NUTS OVER HERE!!! OUR FRIENDS IN THE STUDY ABROAD PROGRAM SAID IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS, BUT WE DIDN’T BELIEVE IT… THE STREETS ARE FULL OF PEOPLE, THERE’S POLICE EVERYWHERE IN RIOT GEAR, EVERYONE’S DRUNK.
WE ARE GOING TO BE RICH!
This is the best night of our lives.
Alberto would like to personally thank the Schleck brothers, who put up a hell of a fight on Mont Ventoux and made things semi-interesting. Thanks also to the fans who lined the route; their energetic cries and songs of support gave Alberto the strength to ride in Andy Schleck’s slipstream. TOACV staffer/former professional cyclist Cadel Evans was in the right place to capture this song (TOACV is in negotiations for the rights):
We’re going to Euro Disney!
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