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    ‘Sinners’ Sets Oscar Record With 16 Nominations

    Ryan Coogler’s Southern Gothic vampire period piece Sinners received 16 Academy Award nominations, surpassing the previous record of 14 nominations held by All About Eve, Titanic, and La La Land. What do you think?
    “And zero nominations for Christ our Lord. Sinners indeed.”...

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    Disney Exec Reminds Toddler Only IP Goes On Fridge

    BURBANK, CA—Encouraging the child to explore the conglomerate’s vast catalog of characters and copyrights, Disney executive John Ervin reminded his 2-year-old daughter on Monday that only artwork featuring the company’s intellectual property was permitted...

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    Nothing Ever Good Enough For Captive

    OVERLAND PARK, KS—Expressing frustration that his efforts to be accommodating continue to go unappreciated, area man Thomas Kemps confirmed Monday that nothing is ever good enough for the woman he has been holding captive in his basement for the past...

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    Squirrel Plays Off Falling Out Of Tree Like He Totally Meant To

    The post Squirrel Plays Off Falling Out Of Tree Like He Totally Meant To appeared first on The Onion.

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