FF – How To Save A Life

This week’s photo is mine. It’s taken inside the Round Church in Cambridge, UK. Looking up in the centre of the rotunda.

How To Save A Life

I don’t remember what, but my overwhelm was spilling outwards as anger and a sensible friend told me to go home. Take a break.

Home was a room where the world wouldn’t touch me, but it wasn’t the world I needed to escape. It was my mind.

So I – who have never found religion but always find peace in a churchyard – was drawn to a bench outside the little Round Church. I sat there for ages and cried. Anguish gave way to sadness, then relief.

A passerby stopped to ask if I was OK. That day, that church was home.

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Today’s story is a true one from my university days. It may be an exaggeration to say those moments saved my life, but it certainly felt that way when I was sitting there, letting the weight fall from my shoulders. I know some people would attribute this to an intervention from a higher power, interpret the passerby as an angel. And perhaps they would be right, but I have my own interpretations and I reserve my right to them.

I visit the Round Church whenever I go to Cambridge and always feel peace there. Sometimes I go inside and marvel at the architecture, the stained glass windows and the quiet inside. Sometimes I just sit on a bench in the churchyard, with all the people who have passed before.

You can read more about the Round Church here: https://roundchurchcambridge.org/

The world is better with you in it, and you deserve to feel that everyday. If you feel overwhelmed, depressed or are struggling with your own or someone else’s addiction, there is help. Contact your local branch of the Samaritans, speak to a doctor or – in an emergency – call 999 / 911 / 112 for help.

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FF – Beyond

Thanks to Sandra Crook for today’s photo

Beyond

The lake water was solid in places, where the older fish said the cold got too much for it and it froze. Finley feared those icy patches, which spread out and down through the water, wondering if he too would one day cease to flow.

Beyond the reeds was The Swirl, where they said even a fish could drown, but Finley was drawn to the urgent water that rushed in from Beyond. It felt colder there, but also more alive. So Finley began to swim, against the surging tide, trusting life lay where even the cold couldn’t catch the water.

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OK, so much to say here but let’s start with Happy New Year! January has continued December’s trend of snow and ice here in Southern Ontario – warmer than normal, hovering around zero, which does appear to be the danger zone in terms of what the weather can throw at us. Local schools are on day 3 of the new term AND day 3 of bus cancellations (don’t worry, I’m mean. I drive my kids in anyway) and anything that sat outside overnight is caked in ice this morning.

So Sandra’s pond looks a bit like our power lines. Maybe that’s why it didn’t immediately offer me a story. I’ve been working more with AI recently though, so I wondered what it would do with Flash Fiction. I asked it, simply for a 100 word story about fish. Here’s what it had to offer:

Under the shimmering surface of a quiet northern lake, schools of fish darted gracefully through cool, clear water. Among them was Finley, a curious little perch with a golden stripe. While others swam the same old route, Finley longed for adventure, eager to see beyond the familiar reeds. One foggy morning, he gathered his courage and followed a winding stream, discovering hidden coves teeming with minnows and crayfish. He marvelled at the colourful pebbles and mysterious shadows beneath the lily pads. When Finley finally returned home, he shared stories of a vast, magical world just waiting to be explored.

It’s cute isn’t it? Finley inspired my fish, and you’re welcome to prefer the AI story over mine if you wish. Let me know what you think. I will say it can’t count as well as I can. Its story is 99 words; mine fits the brief of exactly 100!

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FF – Dad Jokes

Photo credit to Lisa Fox – thanks!

Dad Jokes

“Welcome to Park Lake Park,” said the girl in the booth, smiling widely.

“Which is it?” Dad laughed.

Her smile flickered. “It’s both. Day pass or camping pass?”

“For Park Lake Park Campground Camp?” Dad went at her again.

“Just the day,” I said over him, showing our tickets.

She stamped the tickets and gave them back with a pamphlet.

“There’s parking and trails on here, and some information about the birds. Have a nice day.”

I thanked her and rolled away before Dad could open his mouth.

“Let’s have a look at this Park Lake Park Parking Map then.”

Ain’t no Dad jokes like Chad jokes!

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FF – Midnight Mass

Photo Credit to Rochelle Wisoff-Fields

Midnight Mass

(With apologies to the Christians for the irreverance)

“… and they were sore afraid…”

The lesson washed over Melanie like a familiar blanket.

“Bet they were,” muttered Mrs Mwanna next to her. “You’d be sore if you were seated on the ground and you’d be afraid if you were told not to let anything happen to Daddy’s sheep and then a massive heavenly host dropped in uninvited.”

Some people turned and glared, but Mrs Mwanna just glared right back.

“You know, my dear, the angels aren’t described as having shiny wings in your Bible. That’s just to make them look pretty in paintings. Lipstick on a pig, basically.”

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First, I want to say Happy Christmas to those who celebrate it and Happy It’s Quiet Uptown Day to everyone else.

Rochelle’s photo has lots to look at, but my eye went instantly to the colourful pigs flying through the foreground. I was reminded of last year’s December story which I could easily have repeated to be honest, but I decided to lean into the original meaning of Christmas and revisit my old favourite characters – Melanie and her delightful neighbour Ms Mwanna. Ms M probably shouldn’t be in church at all, let alone on the Holy Night, but I’m assuming she volunteered to take Mel because Dad was visiting Mum in the hospital or similar.

The kids have been telling me recently about the ‘meme’ of “Biblically accurate angels” – look it up on your favourite search engine if you’re interested. Let’s just say there’s a lot more reason to be sore afraid of those things than primary school children in pillow case dresses and tinsel halos.

Apparently you can put these lyrics to many tunes, including On Ilkley Moor Baht Hat, but it was Dick van Dyke’s 100th birthday this month, so here’s my current favourite.

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Thoughts of a Beach Boy

Photo credit Peter Abbey

Thoughts of a Beach Boy

If everybody had an ocean, they wouldn’t come here, to ‘Paradise of the Pacific’. It’s a big claim, for a beach, competing with tropical islands, reefs, shipwrecks and stunning coasts on four different continents, but somehow it doesn’t seem wrong either.

Mother Nature does her bit, keeping the water perfectly blue and the ideal temperature year-round and providing stunning backdrops, and the people know how to make the most of her gifts, with a friendly, vibrant culture.

Still, if everybody had an ocean, they wouldn’t come and visit mine. Crowds of beautiful people, enjoying their best lives. I’d miss them.

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I just finished a fun project painting beach scenes, but Peter’s photo today made me think of one I’ve have never visited, one whose name until a few days ago conjured up only beautiful images and now has an association of horror. I like think one day Bondi will earn back it’s paradise reputation, but humans have a way of messing up even the most beautiful things, don’t we?

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FF – Friday Friction

Photo credit to Dale Rogerson

Introduction – first for once!

I normally save my comments for after the story, but today I’m sneaking in ahead! First, to recognise that I’ve missed a few weeks of posting. Work, family life and everything in between got away from me and there was a necessary amount of hunkering down. I’m back now (hopefully! It’s December, I may have to dash off and create some more magic or shovel some snow at a moment’s notice!), with a story that is sadly true, although also a little tongue-in-cheek. Enjoy!

Friday Friction

“Oh.. bugger!” said Jen as she watched her favourite vase somersault over the laundry basket onto the tiled floor and instantly detonate.

She took a deep breath and sighed.

“Are you OK?” nobody shouted. “Do you need help?”

“I’m fine,” she reassured the cat, who’d skittered off to its basket with a look closer to disgust than fear.

Jen removed Mount Laundry, hoping no spikey shards had landed in the underwear of her solicitous family members. Fetching a broom, she passed another vase – this one a wedding gift. If that one had smashed; she might’ve taken it as a sign.

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FF – Survivalist

Photo credit: Rochelle Wisoff-Fields

Survivalist

They said it might be aliens – we should prepare.

Aside from trying to get Bruce Willis on the phone, I wasn’t sure what that meant. Prepare for invasion by a vastly superior technological power we know nothing about?

There’s only three kinds of mass casualty event I can think of: War, Disease, Natural Disaster.

I’m in no position to stockpile nuclear weapons myself, but I’m doing my bit. I’ve voted for the biggest warmonger on the ballot, refused all vaccinations and I’m leaving my gas guzzler idling in school zones.

If those aliens come, we’ll be ready for them.

If they find us clad in lycra, they might just retreat in terror.

If you want to know more about the ‘alien spaceship’ coming our way, NASA is having a slight funding wobble right now, but IFLScience has your back: https://www.iflscience.com/interstellar-object-3iatlas-shows-evidence-of-galactic-cosmic-ray-processing-thats-not-great-news-81501

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FF – Nope

Photo credit Yvette Prior

Nope

“I don’t wanna lot”

The radio abruptly silenced.

“Nope,” said Mum. “It’s October. No Christmas until we’re through November.”

Still, the vibe had crept in. I browsed Amazon later, “for ideas”. I found Dad enumerating gold rings and partridges as he raked leaves. Even Mum mentioned advent calendars then caught her moment of weakness.

And then – the calendar flipped and she became the Christmas Spirit. The house smelt of pine, chestnuts roasted, decorations sparkled. Mariah herself would have found our troop of nutcrackers excessive.

Mum knew the magic formula – Christmas was for December, and December was for Christmas.

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19 number one hits, 6 Grammys, numerous records broken… and the only thing most of us associate Mariah Carey with is “All I Want For Christmas Is You”. I suppose $300+ Million would help me get over that, but still, if I had Rochelle’s flair for historical fiction, I’d write about that. As it is, I’ve given you a fictionalised glimpse of Fall chez nous. I’m hoping my kids would agree with the last line.

NOT a Christmas song.

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FF – If I Had A Million Dollars…

Photo credit Dale Rogerson

If I Had A Million Dollars

Joe’s prized possessions weren’t the sleeping bag he huddled i at night, but paints, brushes, and whatever warped canvas he could find.

He crooned that one day he’d buy Elise a fur coat but not a real one, that’s cruel. Elise begged Daddy to let Joe use the guest house, but her father had more sense than to welcome a lazy bum.

They made a home in a dank basement, sharing the sleeping bag. Joe’s painting of them, titled “Dream Home”, was picked up by a collector and ten years later Elise buried her father wearing a fake fur coat.

Maybe he’ll buy her a green dress to go with that coat!

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FF – To Flee or Not To Flee

Photo credit Roger Bultot

To Flee or Not To Flee

It’s dark and gloomy, I can scarcely see a path through. Strange noises clutch at me from either side, a desperate shriek pierces the air.

A light flashes up ahead. A few metres? A mile away? It warns of danger as much as the scream.

“Turn around” begs a voice from behind, “Save yourself!”

But others have passed this way and the danger of turning back s greater, surely, than to press on, brave the spooks and the fear running fingers up my spine. Turning back would mean failure and the chatter of classmates far more terrifying than any ghoul.

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