Fucker, Artist Brian M. Viveros
Shit-Kickers
April 22, 2015
Can heartbreak
Make us distant, unattached
A disenfranchised spectator
Watching from some obscure sideline —
Or just Mentally Single?
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Come on girls!
This isn’t the Mustang-Ranch
Grab the Bull by the Horns
Remember to use both hands!
Watching for those Buckin-Broncos
In Backs-Seats or Truck-Beds
Of the El Camino Royal Hotel
Cheers Boys! Bring it on!
In Small-Towns’ Down-Towns
Where Cowboys meet the Asphalt
And Marlboro is King!
Hoe-Downs Go-Downs
Small-Towns, USA
Watering-Holes Friday-Nights
Throwing back rounds of Six-Shooters
Moving from the icky-sticky Formica
To the Parking-Lot-Brothel
Under dark skies
Lit-up by Moonshine
White-Lightning
And other things enticing
Car-Lots of Paradise-Parties
Road-Rash and Vinyl-Burns
Good times, Good times!
What have we learned?
Small-Towns’ Main Streets
Betty in her truck cab
Has Great-Gatsby-Racks
Stacked with her favorites rifles
Both, Long and Short Shafts
Cowboys don’t take kindly to
Mechanical Bull or Cialis
Betty wonders
If she’ll be Walkin-Proper
Come Sunday’s Church — Mourning
Dick likes his Levi’s fly front junk rubbed
Rubbers, those are for Sissy’s
Twin Sister Missy, ’cause she’s no prissy!
While Missy’s busy with Dick
Sissy’s wearing
Camouflage and Maybelline
Dripping in pearls
Round her neck —
Gifted with love from Chet
A liquid lasso, soon to be dry
Ah, the Wild-West!
Oh, so pretty!
Where Cowboys meet the Asphalt
And Marlboro is King!
Babette in her Barrettes
With dancing do-si-do eyes
Allemande right to the car
Kicking off Shit-Kickers
Tearing off Pearly-Snap-Plaids
Petting coats under pants
Fucking-Around
Going-Down
It’s Party-Town Down-Town
Hoe-Down Friday-Night
The Preacher, he’s no different
The same, They save
In this Small-Town
He’s got a thing for Bernice
Does it matter she’s his niece?
The Salon Beauty Queen
So good with her Clients
She takes The Preacher
To Pleasantville
With a snap of her wrist
And the twist of her hand
While in the front seat
Of his Winter-Rat
Monaco’s Monte Carlo
Come Sunday
Bernice will be Blessed
With the Rest of the Vermin
Forgiven their Sins
While in White-Gloved-Hands
Sleeping on pavement
Against Grease-Stained-Curbs
Safe from certain kinds of Tornadoes
Gives a whole new meaning to
Shit-Kicked to the Curb
Less than desirable
That’s for sure!
Six rounds for six shooters
Loads-of-Wads left in Gun-Barrels
I guess that depends —
The Mustang-Ranch-Girls would ask,
Are you a Stallion or a Pinto-Pony?
God Bless the Wild-West!
Where Cowboys meet the Asphalt
And Marlboro is King!
This poem about a getting piece of ass, literally KICKED MY ASS, for about a week or two, damn! I just felt it was time for some humor, to break away from the totally serious and just poke fun at the ridiculously serious instead! If you think no one knows what’s going on, think again, you can’t hide forever. I hope that you have a good laugh! Thank you, Small Town, USA! I love stereotypes, tintypes, and a good Doppelganger! I hope you enjoy the music video, Twist and Tug, by Hugo. Also a quick note, I’m not just being flippant, if you know gun terms, then a lot of the words make sense, I could have used a hoe lot more, butt…
Since I love Hugo, one more music video and final thought left for you in the first comment. Enjoy the rest of the week! — Pepperanne
All It’s Cracked Up to Be Right, does anything ever turn out as expected? And for that matter do you really ever know what’s on another person’s mind, or better yet what their deep dark thoughts are? Especially, if you never ask!
Revisiting some old poems during this heat wave, hoping it will cool off soon!