Filled with Chocolate Pudding!

How dawgs do.

At Westminster, 

the dogs who do not take ribbons 

are put into the Best in Stew pot 

for the feast after the closing ceremonies.

This Desperation Pie is Pink Lemonade Pie.

Right, so, this desperation pie is pink lemonade pie, and it is stupid easy and basically a garbage pie, in that you just toss a couple dumb store bought things together and ta da. And it is kind of ridiculously good. One person giggled happily as she ate it, and another said it is magical and “feels like pop rocks on your tongue and tastes like sunshine.”

All it is is:
Graham cracker crust
6 oz can frozen concentrate pink lemonade, thawed
8 oz tub of Cool Whip, thawed
14 oz can of sweetened condensed milk

You just mix that shit up together. I used a hand mixer, but you can just stir real hard. Traditionally I guess you would stir that with your fingers, but then whatever, maybe it would be a fecal oral pie, an E. coli pie, because you are disgusting. And if you want it to be all pink, or something, you could add three or four drops of red food coloring.

You just spoon that into the crust, and freeze it overnight.

And, like I said, ta da.

This has been my mommy blog post. Whatever, it is really good pie and I am lovely for telling you about it.