How in the world did this even happen

Chaos: “I’m glad you’re so chill.  I really couldn’t ask for a better friend in the whole world.”

Happiness: “Back at ya.  It feels great to have an ally in this household for once in eons.”

Can’t even remember seeing these two EVER interact.  Meanwhile her bestie status with Fear TANKEDFear: “BLOOD SUCKING CREATURE OF THE NIGHT”

Chaos: “You’re right I really am ):”

Triumphant: “Geeeeeeee Fear, I wonder who was behind THAT ever happeninggggggggg”Chaos: “Actually go get baked into a hardtack Grandpa, you’re LONG overdue for a suntan anyway!”

Fear: “Awwwh how can you say that to me Chaos…”

Chaos: “GEE GRANDPA I WONDER HOW”Last chapter saw nothing but filler while we wait for Chaos and Entropy to have their final birthday.  Before that saw Glory capping out her LTW on super speed, but the boys on the other hand just do their jobs and work for their paychecks.

Malice: “And he’s about to get canned for parking a whole ass IGLOO at the ENTRANCE TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM”

Victory: “Yeah but I did this so I could have a second home closer to work!  That way if I get called in I’ll be right there, ready to go!”

Still a dogshit location to put the tent stakes down, dudeAlexa: “It might actually be a good thing after all!!  OooooOOOO I HURT so badly!  I’m in so much pain that I can’t possibly take another step into the hospital and fill out an insurance information report!”

Travis: “Sounds to me like you don’t even have insurance, but whatever…”Victory: “Nonetheless, as a man of medicine, I refuse to let a patient suffer!  Hmmm.  Upon further analysis, it looks like to me you somehow swallowed a whole G.I. Joe…”

Alexia: “I FELL ON IT IN THE SHOWER”

Travis: “And that… caused you to “swallow” it???”Alexis: “Thank you so much doctor for your help!  A handsome, sexy, buff, handsome man such as yourself surely can take care of the bill, right?”

Victory: “I mean, for such a lovely, beautiful, young lady in this lighting how can I say no”

Travis: “Why am I even still here”Alexis: “And to ensure this deal and to make sure you will never stray from that promise, you will belong to me for the rest of eternity Dr. Victoryyyyy~“

Victory: “Aaaaauuuu yessss Mistress Alexa”

That’s one way to do that.Spirit: “I SWEAR I came to this hospital fully clothed!!  You got to help me Dr. Nephew I have NO idea how I could end up so nakie in this weather!”

Victory: “Have you considered they may have gotten stolen”

Hey guys I don’t care about Spirit’s problems actually, I’m looking at the small details of the hospital in the entrance of the building.These two hanging in the entrance caught my eye.  I wonder who could these sims be so important that they hang in the hospital at the door?  I’m sure they are just for decorative purposes, but these sims had to exist at some point, and I just thought about the people they probably were.There’s actually three photos but the third one at this time of night was so unclear I couldn’t make it out, and I was too close to the end to come back to it in the daytime anyway so ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯Ended up snooping around upstairs in the hospital and this lab room is kind of creepy.

Not giving hospital vibes, its more like science facility vibes, and since it takes up most of the second floor, I would question what kind of hospital they’re running here.Victory: “The kind of hospital that takes their scientific endeavors to the highest regard for the safety of our civilians and future structure for healthy generations to come, and that’s why I’m about to give you the brand new vaccine for gout!”

Danial: “And once I’m drugged up and safe from uric crystals, don’t think I’m going to be paying you a single cent, bwahahahha!”

Turned out to be evil.  If the legacy continued, he might have been a good candidate to marry in. Danial: “GRAAWWWWWHHHH STOP, I WILL PAY YOU ALL OF MY MONEY TO STOP!!”

Victory: “If you’re the most evil this town has to offer at this time in our lives, I’m glad we are ending at this generation.”Victory: “Oh tarter sauce!  I’m not moving fast enough!  The toe inflammation!  It’s already claiming victims.”

Rick: “I’m not really knocked out, I’m just making him feel bad for making me wait (:”Justina: *Kicks* “Then fucking stop that, you cut in the line anyway”

Rick: *Actually knocked out now*

Riley: “Should I be concerned with how glowy that stuff is?”

Victory: “It’s fine, radiation is good for everything that ails you!”

Riley: “Hmmm, maybe someone should check out that upstairs lab anyway…”Went back to the house and just happened to notice in this weather, that there was a house behind the treeline that I never noticed before!Fear: “As often as I sat on the porch and looked up at the mountains and stars that’s not creepy at all“It looks very Moonlight Falls-y and I’m starting to believe I put it down myself in debug mode or something and just don’t remember doing so.  I’ve taken too long in this town with these gens.

House: “Or I’m just the spirit of the Moonlight Falls house you used and abused and I’ve come back to HAUNT TF OUT OF YOU”

AAHHHH first option is still more likely lolIt’s very solumn, very somber in this quiet snow.  I enjoy it, whether I placed it here or not.Done being reflective, where the hell have you been.

Happiness: “Nowhere I swear!  All I’ve done today is introduce Betsey to the wonders that is reddit, and now I’m just on my way to let yet another stray dog into the house”Dog: “OBEN DA NOOR“

Should I even ask what family you probably came from in this blizzard?OOH GOD AGAIN??

Dog: “I AM THE BRINGER OF DEATH“

Might want to bring a needle and some thread bud, I think you’re falling apart at the seams thereFuck it

He is ours now

Behold, he has been named Thanatos, god and personification of death itself.  Mostly because it’s the end of the legacy as we speak, and besides if it went on any longer this little freak would probably kill it himself.Triumphant: “Aww, too bad the game error coded your ass back to your last save, which even though it was right before you added him into the family, he’s no longer on the front lawn, and was slingshot across town in the seven seconds since the save and came with me to work.  Bring your Pet to Work day, yeah buddy~”

What a surprise.Awwh.  He’s no longer possessed by spirits of a higher power.

Dog: “You almost sound disappointed…”

Nonetheless, he’s readded, I won’t go back on my word with that.  However, he no longer feels like a “Thanatos”…Welcome to the family, Pluto.

I decided to stick with the original motif, but stuck with a… Goofier sounding… version.  It’s still fitting, but now it’s even more fitting.

Pluto: “Great, not only did I misplace the demon that was possessing me, but they had to go and name me after a Disney character, I’m so miffed.”Chaos: “Ugh, another face in this household who’s name I’m going to have to memorize.”

Triumphant: “I think me and you are going to really be the best of buddies around here, Pluto!”

Pluto: “At least you got my back, man!”Entropy: “AWWH, WHY didn’t you TELL us it was another SCHOOL DAY!  I could have STAYED at home you ASS”

Franklin: “I don’t… I don’t even know who you ARE”Entropy: “Tremble before me then!  For you will know with true horror and fear at what I REALLY AM!!”

Franklin: “Oh god no… no, you’re…. YOU’RE A COUSIN RELATIVE OF MINE”

Entropy: “HAHAHAHAHA!  Suffer the TRUTH you FOOL!!”Chaos: “I have shoved both those idiots into snowmen because neither of them are helping me with this igloo because I’m not freezing to death because they won’t help me build adequate shelter.”

Lot of snow days been happening.  At this point it’s almost been a week since they saw a teacher.Baphomet: “OBEN-“

NO

And DON’T look at the dog house either, it’s also not going to let you inHolli: “Mom says only true women can thrive in true thottiness when we stay completely naked in our house, relatives nearby or not!  And I thrive for perfection.”

Holli: “A chip off the old hoe block.  I’m so proud of her.  Once she masters the art she will inherit my tried and true playboy leotard, passed down skank after skank for generations.”

Glory: “But over MY pasta, are you serious”Chaos: “Can you believe that bitch, she slammed this shirt over my head so hard she threw out my shoulder.  Hey, you’re a doctor right.  I know you got that fentanyl on you.”

Victory: “Should I have not entered this kitchen at this time??”Enjoying your…cow tipping endeavor, Angel?

Betsey: “Small skinny old man cannot stand against the brawn that is my form.  I am tank.  I am heavy weapons guy”

Angel: “Uwwaaah”Angel: “That was great!  Never felt a rush like that in my life!!”

Betsey: “Oh no the concussion has already set in.  The frostbite might be claiming him too if he stays in that permafrost.”Angel: “And then Betsey said she felt bad for me and gave me some of her titty milk.  But it still doesn’t explain the massive bump on the back of my head.  But anyway, and then Betsey said she felt bad for me and gave me some of her titty milk.”

Happiness: “He’s not going to make it to the end of the legacy after all is he”Chaos: “Can you believe they still let these bus drivers force us to walk that far to get on?  I swear if I have to trudge through all this ice I’m going to smack her with a tire iron when I get there.”

Eaven: “Actually I’m pretty sure she tried to hit the brakes when she got in front of your house.  But all this ice on the road and I think she honestly slid all the way down the street this time.  Which is not really that surprising, given it’s a Snow day again, and all that.”

Chaos: “Are you shitting me”Entropy: “Yep, all the teachers are dead in there.”

Chaos: “If I don’t get my scholarships not because I missed school, but because this district is lacking, I’m going to eat everyone”Entropy: “I guess we are just going to have to learn from these fine new teachers.  What’s that Mr. Snowman?  Sin Cos Tan?  Well then I guess you’re just going to have to put up with me skipping this class too, now aren’t you?”

Chaos: “I sure hope you think this snowman is the school nurse, because I think when all the blood froze in your arms your wrists just snapped like twigs”

In their teen years they only went to school once or twice.  That’s how long this snowpocolypse has lasted.

Chaos: “That’s ok, I don’t mind graduating from high school only learning about the Canadian provinces.  It’s all I need to know to take the country over by force anyway.”

Entropy: “Yeah but I only got to smoke up in the boy’s bathroom only two times before leaving it?  I was ripped off here.”Entropy can go first

Entropy: “Yeah th fUCK I can”

Chaos: “Whatever”Entropy:  “My first wish is for Ms. MediSnow at school to find a way to fix my wrists!  I can’t keep going into my new life state with floppy wrists!”

Fear: “Malevolent do SOMETHING with your son he’s an embarrassment”

Malevolent: “He’s YOUR grandson”Entropy: “And JUST to ruin the occasion, but make it better for myself, I’m going to randomly get fancy with it and you can’t take my tux off because I’m already evolvingggggg”

Sanguine: “Cat do SOMETHING about your nephew”

Catastrophe: “The hell you want me to do, I don’t even know these little shits, I’m just here to drop off the macaroni some guy named “Edgardo” ordered”Chaos: “Your formal wear BOMBS, loser, we aren’t wasting time fixing it either”

Entropy: “Just as I always wanted.”Our last male of the legacy.  He is adding rebellious to his traits, which… considering what he just did with his outfit is very fitting.

HOWEVER…Remember what I said back when he was a toddler?  How something was off with him?  Well.  Here it is.

He had just looked too familiar and sure enough, I tested his genes and here he is, next to his mama, in his mama’s wig and gender.

He’s.  A.  Malevolent clone.

Right down to the most minute detail.  Nothing in Entropy was even remotely Holli.  The mod I had to prevent this completely FAILED me on one of my last sims in this legacy.  Entropy FAILED me as one of the last…  And yet… that might actually be the most evil thing a sim could do to me.  After all these years and my frustrations with clones, and of course the last evil sim beget before me as a clone…  I don’t even think I can be mad anymore about it.  Actually, I’m a little impressed.Entropy: “Now that I’m awesome and against everything this stupid legacy has ever stood for, you can have your “moment in the spotlight” little sister.  Tho I doubt nothing you do will ever matter anymore.

Chaos: “Oh naive brother.  You count your victory a little too early.”Sanguine: “Can we hurry up and STOP the showboating, kids?!  I have been waiting YEARS, and we have ALL been waiting over a DECADE to have this legacy curse over with so we can finally retire and rest in some serious peace around here!”

Fear: “For once I agree!  End our suffering once and for all, kids!”Entropy: “Nay I say!  The suffering has only begun!  We start over!!  Twenty more generations!!  And twenty more generations for every generation we have!! We will never cease!!”

Chaos: “Sorry brother.  I hold the reigns going forward.  Or should I say, I’m carrying all the good genes in the end after all.”Entropy: “Damn, I have been FOILED!  A pox!!  A pox on ALL your descendants!  A pox for TWENTY generations!!”

Chaos: “Don’t you have a smoke detector to be setting off on purpose somewhere?”I double checked her genes and she is a mix of her parents, so Chaos is the better of the pair genetically.  Which, hate to say it Entropy, but if this legacy were to continue, she’d be heiress.   Gotta blame Hysteria for that added rule.

Either way, Chaos is still so pretty and I enjoy her just as much as her brother anyway, so it’s still a winning situation.

She gained the supernatural skeptic trait though?  Which is ???

Girl what do you have to be skeptical about you’ve been supernatural your whole LIFE

Chaos: “Proof or it didn’t happen”And with her birthday, and all the gen 10 kids in adulthood, it’s safe to say this legacy is officially over.  It took 13 years (AND TWO DAYS, REALLY) but we finally got to see how Evelin and Angela’s legacies ended.  I’m content with it. 

I’ve tallied the points over the years and if my math is right we did manage to pull into the positive with 1087.5 points.  Just ignore that like 85% of that is final finances thanks to genie farming, and I think it all ended better than I could have asked for.  The break down per generation is on the Scores and Facts page if anyone is interested.Baphomet: “WAIT!  Before you GO!!  I have something VERY important to convey!!”

Hm?

Baphomet: “It BIRTHDAY”Baphoment: *Begins turning into a CAMEL*

Uh.  That’s one way to end the post, dude.  You’ve always been something special, Baphomet.Happiness: “And with that, I suppose my legacy is over.  I can finally catch up on my shows, and live the rest of eternity in relative comfort, without a problem in the world.”Chaos: “Actually, Happiness?  We have to have a talk with you.”

Glory: “And it’s very important.  So we’re going to need you to put your pants on for this one.”

Happiness: “What did I do now?  I swear the secret admirer notes I taped to your bedroom door was totally not me, it was Betsey’s idea not mine.”Glory: “Here’s the thing, Happiness.  We all came together as a family and had a serious conversation about this and, well, how do I put it-“

Chaos: “We’re kicking you out of the house for good.  There, I said it.  You’ve been bumming off us for generations and generations, and we’re finally fed up with your bullshit, your uselessness, and frankly just fed up with all the dumb stuff you put us through over the eons.”Happiness: “Nah, there’s no way.  You all do this every generation, and the vote always ends up in a tie.  The bad heir always votes me out and the good always votes me in, and I tie breaker to keep myself in the house.  It’s always been like that and always will, won’t it Glory!”

Glory: “See… about the vote…”Glory: “I actually voted to kick you out as well, Happiness!”

Happiness: “H…Wh… WHAT“

Chaos: “Anyway, Your trunk is already packed and on the sidewalk, and we need you out of the house within the next hour.”

Happiness: “But you’re the GOOD ONE, Glory!!  I can’t believe you’d be up to kick out your ancestor like this!!”Glory: “Oh don’t go there, I AM the Good one.  I’m the BEST one.  And I’m thinking about the Good of my household.  They’ll love me so much for finally getting rid of you they’ll sing praises of my heroism for even more generations to come!”

Happiness: “This isn’t right… this isn’t fair… I’M the one that pays the bills, I’m the one that keeps us all afloat, how would you guys live without my royalties…”

Chaos: “Meh.  Once Sanguine revealed the secrets of grinding Genies for all their gold, it came clear to us that we would never have need of you again.  Your usefulness ended years ago, Happiness.”Happiness: “And YOU!  We’re supposed to be BFF!  What friend kicks their friends to the curb like this!  How could you do this to your bestie!!”

Chaos: “Lest you forgot I used to be BFF with my grandfather too.  Oh feeble minded grandpa.  Once I realized friendship was fleeting none of that means anything to me.”

Happiness: “This can’t be happening… SOMEONE in this house HAS TO CARE!! FEAR, wait no, ENTROPY, nnno… HOLLI, wait not her either… ANGEL… why am I at least in the slight red with almost everyone in this household…”

Glory: “Allow us to show you to the front door, Happiness.”Happiness: “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RECONSIDER!  I WON’T SURVIVE IN THE WILD! I LITERALLY CAN’T LEAVE ANYWAY, MY TRUNK IS FROZEN TO THE GROUND I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYWHERE LIKE THIS”

Chaos: “Actually sorry about that, I threw it out here hours ago, but this eternal, world ending blizzard we’ve had forever must have been colder than I expected.  It should be safe there and I’ll try to remember to keep it from getting hauled off by the trash collector come next thaw if I can! Hahaha!”Happiness: “AT LEAST LET ME TAKE THE MOTIVE MOBILE WITH ME!! I CAN LIVE IN THE VAN!  AT LEAST THAT, PLEASE I SWEAR I’LL NEVER ASK FOR ANYTHING AGAIN IF YOU JUST LET ME HAVE THE VAN!!”

Chaos: “Actually that’s not a bad idea, can we just-“

Glory: “NO.  He takes nothing.  He never returns.  That was the decision.”

Chaos: “Damn.  You’re even colder than I am.  Haha I knew you were going to be so awesome!”

****

Meanwhile across town~

Jaime: “And with that, I suppose this legacy is over.  I can finally catch up on my shows, and live the rest of eternity paycheck to paycheck, because I’m never going to get my GED and leave the FoodMart.”*Ding DONG*

Jaime: “What the hell was that?!  I didn’t put anything in the microwave!  Microwave doesn’t make that kind of ding anyway, does it?”

Door: “That’s because it’s NOT your microwave, you dork, has no one ever rang your doorbell before?!  That’s sad, bro.”Jaime:  “Happiness?!  What in the world are you doing at my house in the middle of the night, in this apocalyptic blizzard of all things?!”

Happiness: “Not judging the size of your tiny little condo, that’s for sure.  Not… saying your entire first floor could fit in my old bedroom, but… yeah, it actually could, that’s how frigging small your house is.”

Jaime: “Jeez.  Thanks Happiness, you’ve always been so insightful.”Jaime: “Seriously though, dude.  You haven’t visited in ages, why are you suddenly here at 1 in the morning.”

Happiness: “I got kicked out of my house.  Family said they were done with me, and chunked me to the curb.”

Jaime: “Are you SERIOUS?!  What about the extended family?  Spirit, Bliss, shoot, what about even Malice??”

Happiness: “They all shut the door in my face too.  Heck, I think it was Modesty who said it was a long time coming.  Can you believe that?  I tried them all before I came to bother you.  I know I haven’t been around for you in many years, but I still think of you as my closest brethren.  I was hoping if you had a spare bed I could use for at least a few days.”Jaime: “Well… the couch is a folding futon, it’s not the most comfortable lay in the house but it does the job…”

Happiness: “Great!  Then I’ll take your bed upstairs and I promise you won’t have to use your own futon for more than a week, tops!”

Jaime: “Actually I’m starting to see why Modesty said what she said…”Jaime: “…And to round off this house tour, my roof top bar, but it’s just the physical bar.  I uh… ran out of alimony to which ever ex wife it was that ended up taking the liquor cabinet… and the good mixer.  And the cups.  I just haven’t saved up any money because of the high rent to replace it all yet.”

Happiness: “Dang, even the coffee maker I got you for Snow day?  That stone cold skank!”

Jaime: “Uh, actually I threw that dumb thing out, Happiness, you knew I had no use for that thing!”Jaime: “Besides, I really just come up here to stargaze and think about life, you know?”

Happiness: “Stargaze?  Oh count me in!  I’m a star professional after all, being a star myself!”

Jaime: “Be serious for once, bro.”Jaime: “Actually, do you ever just think about your future, Happiness?  I know we have all our immortal lives to experience it, but really think about it?  Our lives, our descendants, living and dead, all the ones that remember us, and all the ones that we have yet to know?  We are so small in this universe, and have forever to learn more, but what all will we ever know?  Like what will outlive what first, all of forever, or all of the stars?  Sometimes it scares me and I don’t know how to face that.”

Happiness: “Well…”Happiness: “I don’t know what the future will face.  Even after all this time, I don’t even know what even tomorrow will have for me or for you.  But I do know one thing, Jaime…”

Jaime: “Huh?  What’s that?”Happiness: “If you want… we can face that forever.  Together.”

Jaime: “Actually… I think a part of me always wanted that.  I would like that, Happiness Fallen.”And so,

The boys ran away together, arm in arm, to find their destiny and future out in the world, together.  They rented a boat, and rode the wind out to their next adventure. 

They were never seen again.

Well, actually, some people have said they have seen them; one story claims they broke up just a week later, something over the last Oreo in the pack just being the last straw for the both of them.  But nothing can be proven and so, we may never truly know what happened in the end.However, we DO know what happened to the rest of the Fallens, because four days after Happiness got the boot, the family ended up getting kicked out of the house when the IRS came swinging in because Happiness had been missing some 642 years of back taxes on the properties they owned.  And when everyone in the household realized no one there knew how to write a check, they made a break for it and our heiress’ have been living on the lamb ever since.

But that’s ok!  Because Chaos and Glory thrive being on the SimNation FBI Top Wanted, and are out there in the world as well, having the time of their lives. 

Thank you all for reading this way too long adventure 

(:

Benny: “Great costume, Mr. Fintan!  I’m so glad you were able to come off the hard stuff long enough to join us at our World’s End Holloween Party!”

Nicolas: “No, dad’s still pretty faded, but he beat up his retainer at the mental ward and escaped wearing his clothes.  Again.  Otherwise he’d also be a hotdog for the holidays (:”

Military Costume: “Isn’t that…. how Michael Myers happened?? I don’t… feel safe at all all of a sudden…”Nicolas: “SHIT someone remind me, did we include the Fallens on the invitation list?  I forgot to put up Mr. Lizard Wizard in a safe place before they get here”

Sean: “It’s too late, I already hear their car pulling up and 20+sims popping out of the trunk as we speak!”Al: “I have a solution that will keep them from stealing the Methrilen’s pet dragon!  I’ll STEAL it myself!”

Benny: “…Bro you know that’s not their name”

Fear: “What the hell I JUST walked in here”Al: “It’s too LATE!  You can’t STOP me now!!  We have already BONDEDDDD”

I don’t even want the dragons anymore dude…Al: “And now you can NEVER even try to trick me into giving him up!  I have sealed him away FOREVER in the Dimension of Self Storage Facilities!  You’ll NEVER find him again!! HAAHAH”

Have fun being out in the rain for that, dorko.Glory: “Anyway, lets move on to what’s more important, that being how in the hell you are wearing your old everyday outfit, right down to the color and texture choice, as your costume???”

Holli: “Damn, a bitch can’t be in cozy clothes just because it’s a party?  I put the Jason mask on.  Get bent already.”Entropy: “But did you HAVE to snatch it off mom’s face and run off with it?  She’s going to do more than just ground you you know.  You could die.”

Chaos: “Hey, SHE is going as Old Pirate Biker Holli from Last Generation, you CAN’T just wear two costumes, that’s not fair.  She knew I wanted to be cozy clothes Jason too!”

Happiness: “STOP trying to put cuffs on me!  I don’t want people to think we’re kinky like that”

Victory: “But we came as a themed pair, Happiness, we AGREED on this”Sanguine: “I managed to avoid the group trip to the holloween party by falling out of the wheel compartment when Fear hit that pothole at 80 MPH so I’m just going to chill and relax at my son’s old haunt.”

Hugh: *Hasn’t left this place in 150 years and still hasn’t figured out how to do his job* “What’s a mortgage”And I see Nora is still around here being a bitch as always.  Nothing changes.

Nora: “We DON’T tolerate freeloaders in our firehouse, you old bat!  Hoof it or catch hands!”

Sanguine: “And we invited you to your child’s wedding and everything!”Sanguine: “Also when have you changed any of the lightbulbs around here, how can an old hag see what she’s painting in a place like this”

Nora: “What’s a light bill”Glory: “You know what I would have LOVED around here?  Some food, what party doesn’t serve snacks anywhere?!  I’m rating a 0/5 AND I’m reporting this place to OSHA just because I can”

Angel: “WHY DID I HAVE TO BE THE TOFU DOG, I WANTED TO BE REAL MEAT”

Military: “Why do you guys keep saying I’m “military” I went as Guacamole ):”Oh why do I even bother coming back to this place

NERGAL

I KNOW YOU DID THIS

WE JUST GOT THE FIGHTER JETS FIXED, WHY ARE YOU GOING TO CHEW THEM UP AGAIN WHYYYYY

Nergal: Hehehehe :3c”For the time being I’m still just waiting for the teenagers birthday, so fuck it

Time to Le Beauty Salon at 3am.

Beauty Salon go plop lolAnd YES I put it in the RIVER

I don’t CARE I did it on PURPOSE HAHA

It actually looks a little aesthetic right now tho

Neighbors: “Who tf put a Supercuts in my backyard view”

Oh the walking path WORKS

Sanguine: “I’m trying to catch a fish (:”

Hurray!  Of all people to be hired, I’m glad Chad got the job.  I feel bad when they get fired just for going to our parties…

Chad: “I super pinky promise swore to my parole officer that I would keep my pants on, so they let me back on the job market!”Angel: “And WHY am I your first customer!  I don’t want a tattoo I want to go to a soiree, NO ONE LISTENS TO ME”

Chad: “Don’t worry bro I’ll just use the kid friendly painless needles on you, you’ll never know you’ve been stabbed”Angel: “The PAIN!  I can’t take this, this is too much!  I’m so old so fragile, it’s like ice in my nerves, I’m dying I’m suffering”

Chad: “Bro I haven’t even turned the gun on”Angel got a cute tattoo of his beloved hot wife, because they’ve been together long enough that I think it’s safe to say it’ll be a good anniversary tat to commemorate their love.

Angel: “I hope she at least likes it, I suffered a pain worse than childbirth to get this in my skin”

Chad: “Dude, I used a temporary sticker tat for you wtf”And to match her darling hubby, Sanguine got one as well.

Chad: “Wow you don’t even squirm.”

Sanguine: “You’re going to have to do a lot more than that needle to faze me dear.”She also got a tattoo of her beloved hot husband.

Sanguine: “I made sure the artist gave him his flowing blue locks again.  He was so good looking back in his hayday.”

Chad: “I can’t do faces I hope (: is ok”Happiness: “I see you finally contained them and locked them in the shed!  Great job, Angel!!  Hiiiiiii Chaosssss~”

Chaos: “hehe hi (:”

This is how I realized that randomly the game, after all this time decided to just reassign the front door to the car shed????  Why do I try to do anything on my own anymore, my decisions mean jack all

Angel: “Who put stink in my good tux”Anyway.  It’s the middle of the night.  Your dealer isn’t behind our house.

Nicholas: “I’m here on an very importante mission.”I see the whole family really is on something.

Nicolas: “Hee hee hee weeee”

Don’t drown out there my sims aren’t getting out of bed at this hour for you.Fear: “I gave him the controller without batteries so I can play single player in peace.”

Entropy: “Grandpa I’m 15 years old, I’m not that stupid, you know that right”

Victory: “This is why I never touch that console, video game entertainment really will rot out your frontal cortex”Alastor: “Look out, I didn’t land the top bunk on all it’s legs right when I unpossessed it so it might fall on your head”

Entropy: “Good, finally”Sanguine: “I’m out here making the good fertilizer.”

I knew this would happen if I humored her and put out the toilet she carved in the garden.  I just always thought that this wouldn’t happen though.Glory: “JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DEAD DOGS AROUND HERE”

Sanguine: “Humor her, that’s Nergal, it looks like she was in the process of chewing up the planet itself so do something with her to keep her occupied.”Glory: “She just dug that hole to fill it with massive turd, I’m not going anywhere near this stupid animal.”

Sanguine: “Awww, she’s mimicking me!  She was such a smart dog, and I’m sure the compost she creates will just be as useful as mine!”

Glory: “Mom, really”OH then I remembered to send Happiness back to work so he can do something other than fight/flirt with his descendants and paint in his underwear

Sabrina: “Thank you for the give you are giving ME, I so deserve it after years and years of you finally recognizing all my hard work”

Happiness: “You personally forced me to come here and do that, where is my free will”Anyway, while sending Glory out to check out a new (imbred @_@) baby cousin, I noticed yet another grave marker out in the backwoods, which, if I hadn’t put down the copy of my house out here, I wouldn’t have known it was ever out here.

Glory: “Such a tragic yet beautiful location to lay in rest for the rest of eternity.  And I say tragic for me not them, can this county PLEASE build a new set of ROADS in this bodunk TOWN”A mystery hero, history lost to time.  Ironically it also resonates with me seeing as there’s a grave not far from my own irl house as well so it’s almost a little spooky for me too.Malevolent: “Should we, like probably take a bath and get out of these costumes we’ve worn for about three days now?  Aren’t you getting tired of wearing the same clothing two weeks straight?  I swear the never dirty LTW perk just isn’t worth it”

Holli: “Nonsense, how can you say we look dirty when we make everything we wear look this damn good?”Malevolent: “Uh huh, sure, anyway why is my dad locked out on the decorative balcony, should we go help him”

Holli: “Nah leave him out there he’s been a bad boy”

Fear: “At least give me a fucking coat, it’s COLD out here”Baphomet: “Oben da noor”

Days the horse hasn’t been on the porch: 0Glory: “MALEVOLENT, YOU LET THE GHOSTS TAKE UP ALL THE CHAIRS AGAIN”

Malevolent: “But we paid for these chairs for the ghosts personally… with my own tax money might I add…”

Glory: “DON’T CARE I WANT THEM OUT MY BUTT ACHES FOR A SEAT”Reynaldo: “Oh, uh.  This guy.  Fear.  Can’t you guys stop”

Fear: “I’M GONNA BURY YOU UP TO THE NECK AND LET THE BUZZARDS FEAST ON YOUR SKULL, HOLLI”Oh shit he LOST

Fear: “NOOOOOO!!  MY WINNING STREAK!!  I SOILED IT”

Judd: “HAHA.  Loser got beat up by a GURL!!!   HAHA.  Considering she’s super scary in the Jason mask I probably would have folded and lost too…”Never mind they bestie again

Fear: “Nothing a good musical jingle can’t fix between friends”

Dead fish: *How dead can me be*Deer: “OBEN DA NOOR”

How can you see going through my garden is going to help you walk across my yard, you assFuck it, hole in the gate, idc anymore

Deer: “I love to take the scenic route”OH He’s ACTUALLY EATING the garden?!

I don’t recall ever (?) seeing the deer eat plants??  I’m used to ZOMBIES being pests but ironically not the deer…

Deer: “Yeah, but considering zombies are extinct in this world, I got to fill in the niche”

That’s true actuallyHow are my grapes you asshole (:

Deer: “GRAPES SO GOOD, MMMM, I CRACK MY JAW IN HALF”

I don’t think that’s supposed to happen….After bonding with Holli over a music box, Fear then had a short spell where he wanted to do nothing BUT sway over every music box we had in the house

Fear: “I didn’t suffer a concussion when we fought, no I just like the bells”

Witch: “Yes, clean my poop, shit wench”

Shelia: “I suffer only to suffer”I was ignoring you for a while.  Didn’t know where you were when I went looking for you.  Glad to see at least SOMEONE down here using the basement.

Entropy: “Chaos won’t let me use the upstairs tv to exercise in my leather prom tux and stank up the whole house with my teen sweat BO so I was forced to come down here and do it.”

Ok maybe I’m learning why the basement is unused.Entropy: “Also I didn’t bathe after my work out, I’m off to school everyone I hope I make an F”

Fear: “Actually it’s a snow day and I didn’t bother to tell them because teehee”

You’re a terrible grandfather.Entropy: “There’s no light in her eyes.  No life.  I’m starting to think the bus drivers are soulless vessels with no further purpose.”

Chaos: “Entropy she has no light in her eyes because she’s not a vampire, duh.  She’s just a regular human sim, of course she has no purpose to begin with.”

Driver: *Been dead too long to care about anything anyone says*Entropy: “Yep, no one is here today!  Everyone is gone!  Everyone must be DEAD”

Chaos: “You fool, it’s a snow day.  I should have seen it coming.  I should have figured it out myself, considering all the SNOW”Entropy: “Well since the teachers aren’t in today, there won’t be anyone to take away my VAPE”

Chaos: “Or we could, you know, burn the school down, but you got priorities”

I don’t know how to end this chapter (or LEGACY which is done next post P:)

AAAAAAAAAA

Gonna set up the basement the following day for Chaos and Entropy’s birthday and… Nergal where in hell are you even going…

Nergal: “To a place.  Where the grass is really greener~”HELLO??

Nergal: “Thank you for everything but I must answer the Void… she beckonnnss… goodbyeeeee”

COME BACK????As… I was saying… giving the evil twins a birthday in the basement because I’m so desperate for them to use this basement for any reason

Fear: “That’s because of ME!  And because of my ice skating rink I needed and wanted!”

That you don’t USEMiracle: “And yet you had to invite HIM?  Of all the animals in this town…”

Chad: “Hey.  I literally just in this second lost my JOB coming to this stupid kid’s birthday party because these guys are the closest people I have for friends, so you BETTER consider yourself grateful I even bothered to put on pants for this”

Miracle: “I could probably think of a better reason they fired you”Entropy: “Oh Triumphant I’m so happy you’re the only one smart enough to use the ladder to attend our birthday party I’m so farting HAPPY”

Chaos: “Considering how he stopped just at the base of the ladder to join in the festivities only makes me wonder what could possibly going on at the top of the ladder, knowing this family.”Glory: “Oh good, you still didn’t bother remapping the floor to add a functional staircase now I’m stuck in the Merge Blob for the next three business days to get a slice of dry cake, yaaaay”

Ain’t no fucking way I’m redoing the floor for this unloved basement, deal with the ladder

Shelia: “Angel’s hand on my ass is just another notch on my perfectly procrastinated plan on causing drama to continue to avoid being anything less than productive”

Angel: “You cut in line tho this isn’t all me”Chaos: “Hurray!!  Triumphant’s head is completely up the local shop owner’s ass, this is totally not going to open up a horrible kink for us in our hormonal years!!”

 Triumphant: “Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO”

Chad: “Well bitch you had ample opportunity to MOVE LONG BY NOW”So moody, such a local cool kid, smokes a makeshift vape, and totally is good with a fishing pole as he’s an angler now

Chad: “If anyone asks whose head did I have up my ass during this party I’m going to tell them you were a chick”Next up on the chopping block.

Chaos: “So exciteddddddd”Chaos: “And that’s why I am now excitable!”

Couldn’t think of any other trait to be I suppose.

Ngl, with that exact hair color I had to give her the braided haircut that’s similar to that kpop demon movie the internet algorithm keeps presenting to me on a plate?  It fits her SO well, even though I will never watch that movie just because I’m no longer fond of musicals, I’m sorry this will be a hill I die on forgive me for my sins in this life love me in the next

Entropy: “Mom get OUT of my way I’m holding very precious cargo (vanilla cake) and I have to figure out how to get back up the ladder and it’s HARD”Chaos: “You’re so dumb dear brother.  Now watch as I show you what good core strength really looks like.”Entropy: “Humph I don’t CARE.  Stupid show off sister.  Stupid ladder.  I hate you all.  Why are you even here”

Glory: “Or we can eat down here… there’s plenty of room after all…”

That’s asking too much.Baphomet: “OH you came back up on the ground floor faster than I thought you were.  I wasn’t up to anything I promise.  Totally wasn’t farting on your liquor through the window”At some point the family got a two day adult vacation which whatever, get them out of the house and off my payroll for a while. 

Surely nothing ca-WHY DID THIS HAVE TO BE LEFT ON AND UNINTERACTABLE

Entropy: “I’m so excited to be dead and fried to a crisp before the family is back!”Kids used their computer skills to surf on the internet the entire time the family was out.  And by computer skills, Entropy means inappropriate.

Entropy: “I’m just finding all of Happiness’s old forum posts and counter arguing with his shit posts and making things worse.”

I’d say get his ass but he never goes back to his old posts anyway.Chaos: “While he wastes time fighting on aquarium care forums about Making Simtopia Great Again with Happiness, I’m dismantling the world governments one stolen nuke code at a time.”

They’re so well behaved, I don’t think anyone remembers how to set up pranks anymore now that I’m thinking about itEntropy: “HUGGABUGGA”

Chaos: “Haha you’re the most entertaining thing in this whole house dear brother, you’re so stupid”Chaos: “Also you were serious about taking up vaping?  Your teeth are going to rot out so fast.  Oh damn, it’s already starting too”

Entropy: “No i’s naw’th… ohhf the denthur gloo’ do’thin’t wor’g on real teef??”I also remembered to teen-ify the kid’s room to something more fitting for their style.

Got all the essentials.Kids didn’t do much besides existing, and I ended up spending more time with Baphomet than them.

Tried to get him to make friends.

Baphomet: “Alright dude.  Just nice and slow.   And remember don’t talk about politics with them the minute you first meet them.  They’re wild horses.  They won’t know what that is.”Baphomet: “-Anyway, that’s when I told Witch that she was my best friend in the whole wide world.  I was immediately kicked off the porch afterwards, but at least I got to get my true feelings across.”

Bronze Wild: “Is this fruitloop even a real horse?”

Black Wild: “If not we are going to make some mad money showcasing this freak show”

Grey: “Terry no not again you promised”Baphomet: “Oh no!  Humans are coming!  Aren’t you guys, like, naturally fearful of approaching humans and all?  What with the predation and centuries and centuries of animal enslavement and the like?”

Grey: “Bro you’re a pet, mind your business?  Go get your hairbows tied on a little tighter by your person  or something, nark.”

Baphoment: “Um.  Rude?”Viola: “Should you even be out here in this heat, Samuel?  You look…………horrifying as usual.”

Samuel: “I’m just trying to do what my doctor tells me to do for my health.  Go out and walk and breathe real air like the rest of you or something…”Baphomet: “Whoa!  Wild horses always stomp and run off around humans, but we are just going to accept this guy like he’s one of our own?  He must be special!”

Samuel: “Haha I totally tricked you it’s not an apple it’s air”

Horse: “You just forgot where you misplaced the apples again didn’t you”Baphomet: “I guess we are just going to accept this man as part of the herd I guess.  That’s fine.  I don’t mind so much that I’m not even going to pay attention to the dog fight going on either.”

Grey: “Hey I actually don’t care for him myself!  He smells like a radish and he still votes Independant!!  What a sneed!”

Samuel: “Hey whoa now why are we fighting there’s enough of me to go around”Other than that nothing happened and when the family got back from vacay, I decided I could crank out Glory’s LTW before the teens grew up because it’s easy enough (the boys have job based LTWs and we all know they’re on their own with that one)

Sabrina: “Nah that’s a lie you’re just hear to check on my demon cat.  Well bad news, I gave the cat some flea meds and that cleared it right up.”

Glory: “Ah, oh well.  At least you’re honest and I won’t waste anymore time on you for it.”

Sabrina: “Oh ):”Awh.  Izzie really is a gorgeous cat, but without the aura of being possessed, he’s just a regular cat now.

Izzie: “Oofy doofy goofy ass ammmmmmmm on the NIP”

what is wrong with youAw.  His coworkers are clearly very fond of Angel.  Especially considering I doubt he’s even worked a day in his life.

Angel: “It was a great party.  I heard they had fondue and everything!  I always knew I was well liked in the work force.”

I can see that.Triumphant: “I’m off to my first day of work!  Thanks for keeping me up all night so I couldn’t sleep, Holli that was so thoughtful of you.”

Holli: “I already deleted all your save files so eat ass nerd”Have fun at your first day as well, Victory.  Get promoted quickly.  I will NOT accept failure from you.

Victory: “Um.  I appreciate your support…”Glory: “I guess I better get out here as well and find out who my real friends are…”

Adrian: “I’m always down for new friends!  Hi!  My name is Adrian! I’m married to your cousin and forced to stand outside of our one room house because we are too embarrassed and ashamed to be seen living there, but we are a family of love, and I welcome you to be a part of our ever-growing friend group!”Glory: “Noooo, you SHOULD have already been worshiping me from afar you goon!  I was homecoming queen five years in a row!  I’m not wasting time talking to you, so just love me already!”

Aiden: “Wait, how five- Noo not my Nordstroms“Beth: “Please, I’m just here to pay the telephone bill”

Glory: “Nonsense!  I would love to be friends with a distant cousin that I have never seen before in my life, now hold still, this WILL stain your ugly skirt if I miss”Glory: “Awh, I thought Chad was bluffing, I didn’t think they’d actually fire him, now we have a no name vanilla face nothing no body wasting my time potion checking.”

Torrance: “No face… Glory, I’m the guy you hooked up with at PROM!!  You never returned my calls and started pretending I didn’t exist anymore after that night!  I thought I meant something to you, Glory.  After that sloppy makeout session we had that night under the bleachers I thought you were the one.”

Glory: “Yeah, I think after this we will no longer ever step foot in this shop ever again.”

Torrance: “Awwwh come onnnnn”Aubrey.  It’s such a pleasure seeing you just hanging out in the abandoned potions shop for whatever reason.  I see you still can’t wipe that shitty sour look off your face.

Aubrey: “I try to hide from these people wherever I go and they still find me.  It’s like they got a damn bell around my neck or something.”Aubrey: “Ughhhh.  And it’s her too.  Let me guess, I’m just another springboard for you creeps’ LTWs again?”

Glory: “I don’t know what you even have to kvetch about, you’re going to be my best friend like you should and you’re going to like it.  Who wouldn’t like it?!  It’s me after all.  Now stand up for potioning and be quick about it, you waste my time as it is.”Glory: “I already forgot your name.  You BETTER be my bestie and remember my birthday or ELSE”

Old man: “Can’t these hoes stop slinging those stupid potions everywhere?!  I JUST got everyone’s dry cleaning done this week and they keep adding pectin to their crap for no other reason than to make a mess!”Glory: “I always thought you were really cool, and really nice, and I always wanted you to worship me from afar.  I’m going to guess you always did, but I’m going to ENSURE it.”

Brianna: “Did you CLIMB up through my second story window to throw glass at my feet?!”Glory: “I’m just really going around to houses that the map says currently have their occupants present, but I’m guessing it’s wrong for you?”

Kylie: “No I’m just down in my secret totally legal basement that totally follows HOA regulations so don’t tell them about it, haha”Kylie: “Wait, no I forgot I have our pet dragon out, please, don’t take away Mr. French Fry away from us, he’s been my best friend and confidant since I was just a wee tiny raspberry”

Glory: “Don’t you remember, my grandpa gave up on that ages ago and said your mom could keep him, though I’m not sure he’d care much for the name change…”

Then she smacked her in the shins with a potion and never spoke to her newfound bestie ever again.Martin: “Uh, dear, should we do something about the crazy girl that just busted into the house and started throwing glasses at our son?”

Meave: “Hm….. nah.  Gotta keep watching the wall.  You never know what it’ll do the second you take your eyes off of it.”

Kasey: “MOM STOP HER I BRUISE LIKE A BANANA”Lolly: “Don’t think you’re coming up into MY house and messing with MY family!  I’ll FUCK you UP!!”

Glory: “Aww, what a sweet little guy, you’re just like 2 pounds of fluff, what can you d-OW WHAT THE SNAP IT’S TEARING MY LEGS UP”

Martin: “See babe, we have nothing to fear!  We have the best home defense in the entire town!”

Maeve: “I mean…  I guess?”Glory: “Actually, considering you’re probably one of the few, if not the last, guys not related to us in any way, considering how fast we spread, it’s actually hot of you to be so hot, Kasey.”

Kasey: *Already nastily advertising what dat tongue do*

Maeve: “Actually maybe we should have let the cat maul you.  Both of you.  You’re embarrassing the family.”Glory: “I like your house.  I guess.  I’m very giving towards the poor and all or something, so have some friendship.”

Benny: “ARRGUH”Glory: “Are you wearing steel toe boots?!  How will we ever be friends when you’re wearing those monstrosities?!”

Zoe: “I got the heads up by people around town that you’re throwing glass at everyone and I took precaution”At this point we had to make some more potions and had just enough Valerian roots to make it happen.

Sanguine: “I’m always down to support the dreams of my children and I’m always willing to help!  Also, it’s nice I get to use all these ingredients and potions I accumulated during my own attempt at chasing my own failure dreams…”1, 2, skip a few, 19, 20.

Glory: “Oh?  Apparently befriending my own aunt as my 20th bestie doesn’t COUNT?  Why are these LTWs becoming so weirdly complicated after all this time, this stupid simmer should KNOW these small things by now considering it’s been DECADES”

Aunt: “Ay ay ay, watch the fourth wall breaking, that’s a fineable offense in this zoning”Glory: “Fine, whatever, Sheldon, considering you’re actually the ONLY other kid I ever remember seeing at school when I was actually in school you get the honor of being my 20th bestie yadda yadda yadda, I’m taking a nap in your mom’s room, as my bff you’re going to allow that”

Sheldon: “Anything to go through your coat pockets while you’re napping I MEAN yeah sure bestie whatever you’d like”

Good for Glory.I’m back home.  How has work been going?  You’re still stuck cleaning the piss pans so you’re so upset you’re sleeping in mommy’s room to feel better?

Victory: “Such an adverse jump to conclusions, and very disrespectful.  But no, my room is being occupied if you must know the truth.”

Don’t believe you.I believe you.

Holli and Malevolent: *have the volume up so loud you can hear it down in the basement*

Malevolent: “I DON’T CARE IT’S 4 AM ON A SCHOOL NIGHT, WE ARE TOURNAMENT PRACTICING”

Holli: “They haven’t had PS2 game tournaments in decades, I just said that so I would have someone to play with”Fear: “So how long has he kept you trapped on the couch with his music box bullshit?”

Triumphant: “What do you mean, I use the other side of the couch and go around him like a normal person?”Entropy: “WELL WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?!  HE’S BEEN HERE FOR HOURS, I NEED TO CHARGE THE VAPE OR I’LL NEVER GET BLACK LUNG LIKE I WANT”

Fear: “MOVE OUT OF THE WAY ENTROPY I’LL JUST HIT HIM WITH FISTS BUT YOU GOT TO MOVE FIRST”

Triumphant: “For real?  Well, more entertaining than anything I was actually watching on tv I suppose.”And lastly, the only reason I found out that one of the teens snuck off to prom was Chaos making announcements that she was there brawling.

“Maybe a little discipline” this game has jokes, what exactly does it expect me to DO

Happiness: “I was going to bug her.  Get on her nerves.  Maybe fart in my hand and hold it over her nose while she slept.  But Belphagor told me that it was an unwise decision and I learned something today by not doing it.”

You’ve been in this family for 93% of this journey and you are JUST now getting to level 3 in logic?  No wonder you have so many stupid moments.Last time we had birthdays for Entropy and Chaos, and Glory and Triumphant.  Most of the time was spent with Malevolent turning people into zombies and Sanguine using those zombies for an LTW boost.  Is it rulebreaking?  I don’t care, this legacy is ancient.

Triumphant: “I’m so happy for you sister!  You’re going to be queen of high school in no time!”

Modesty: “I’m taking he’s not going to be making any outstanding marks himself?”

Holli: “I’m just glad he’s not mine.”Well he’s not as late as the so-called smart one.

Victory: “Excelsior my dear siblings!! This was so worth breaking my patella for!”Angel: “It may be trash, but at least we have live entertainment for this party.”

Holli: “Damn, you’re meaner than even me, I just wasn’t going to say anything.”

Happiness: “I try and try for these people nothing is good enough”Happiness: “Oh well if it isn’t our annoying friend, Baal.  You better not be in here to give me some slapstick theory on some weird observation you had while watching the Secret of NIMH or something.”

Baal: “Nah I have nothing to loophole out of any of Don Bluth’s work.  No, I’m here to watch you my friend and support you, in all your talent and musical splendor.”

Happiness: “Wow… thanks Baal.  That actually means a lot to me.  I’m so happy to hear someone likes my work…”Baal: “Good.  Now onto more pressing matters.  Have you ever thought about the concept of death?  And how you’re really only truly dead once the last of who remembers you are gone themselves?  Doesn’t that make you think?  Doesn’t that make you wig out??”

Happiness: “No but it will now, thanks a lot Baal you really are still out here giving us all anxiety.”Glory: “WHO DUMPED A DEAD DOG IN HERE!?!!!”

Happiness: “Nah that’s just Baal don’t talk to him he’ll give you an existential crisis if you’re not careful”Malevolent isn’t around because she’s grinding the kids skills. 

Malevolent: “The housewife I have been reduced to.  I could be stealing from the Louvre right now.”

Chaos: “You’re just mad because you’re angry”Glory: “UGH.  I’m sick of sharing a room with a teenage boy!!  He’s, like, up there “pitching a tent” and everything right above my head!!”

Triumphant: “I am not!  The plumbob just likes me better than it likes you.”Glory: “Uuuuuugh, he’s so cringe!  I want my own space, I’m tired of risking looking up his robe every time he climbs down off the bed!!”

Trimphant: “I already have my knees together so you don’t smack me in the tassels with a golf club, what more do you want me to do…”I don’t usually do any switch arounds for kids, but I wasn’t lazy this generation I decided that it would be best for the only girl to get her own space and the boys share a room for the time being.To balance out the fairness, the boys got the bigger room and Glory got the smaller room in the trade off.  But I’m very fond of what I’ve done to hers.Spoiler alert, of course the bed didn’t work and was replaced with a less aesthetic one later on ):Triumphant: “Come on gang!  We got a mystery to solve!”

Glory: “Scooby Doo isn’t what I remember it being.”Triumphant: “Wait guys.  I’ll commune with the horse.  I’ll get it to agree to join our merry band of men and we can all go to school together and solve the Great Mystery once and for all!”

Victory: “Stop Triumphant!  The mighty Equidae has more mass and power than that of the humble Cervinae!  If this goes south it won’t be like the time you suplexed the deer!”

Sheldon: “So are we all like friends now or something?  I don’t really like the implication that I know you guys.”There’s not that many kids this generation. 

Al: “And if anyone asks, we are definitely not related.  Everyone will believe that, we look absolutely nothing alike anyway.”

 Madeline: “Jokes on you, I’ve already posted every photo taken at our family reunion on the school bulletin boards!  Every.  One.  Of them.”

Wild Horse: *double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon*Danial: “Isn’t she so amazing!  So thoughtful!  She’s my little butterfly, and I’m so glad me and her are together.”

Triumphant: “You two are DATING?”

Al: “Of course she bags the only kid in town not found on the family tree anywhere.”Al: “Ugh, speaking of more freaks on the vine.”

Victory: “Whoa, that’s my cousin too?  

Kylie: “One of the closest ones you got here.  You really cannot see the family resemblance?”

Sheldon: “I’m learning something new everyday.”Sanguine: “Speaking of family, Jubilee’s first daughter is all grown up and looking pretty good!”Aubrey: “Say ANYTHING about the INBREEDING and I’ll mess you up for it too!”

Sanguine: “I wasn’t going to do that… but after you shouted it loud enough for half the town to know I mean, that one’s on you”Sanguine: “For yelling at me and getting nasty with your dear auntie, you will be frogged.”

Aubrey: “HOOWHAAA”Sanguine: “Sike I’m just being silly, I’m just playing with you I would never make you live like that.  But now that that’s out of my system, I feel great.  I feel so accomplished in my life.  Like a great weight is lifted.”

Aubrey: “If this is how you get your kicks I’m starting to think the “goodness” of this entire line is a lie.”Sanguine: “No need to gather around and applaud me, I just wanted to save you all from evil, to help you in your darkest moments of suffering and be the beacon of light you need in your lives!”

Liam: “Actually we are about to kick you out of here.  Remember, we passed the legislation last year, ‘no bringing amphibious beings into public buildings’, Sanguine you’ve been warned about this.”It didn’t stop her from continuing to spread the joy.

This poor guy: “STOP I DIDN’T PUT ON MY SUNSCREEN YET”And then this is how I find out prom was going on (kids just left without my notification, as usual)Sigh.  There’s always one that misses out.

Victory: “You all could derive more entertainment out of this television set if you would mend it’s damages.”

You were the one that WISHED to go to prom FIRST you idiot.70% of prom had Glory acting up chasing some no name around prom and causing trouble.  Girl they ain’t worth it, stop being so BADTriumphant found someone that’s interested in him though.  Now nice for my little man.Oh.  She’s that type of rat.  Nevermind this gold digger, we can find someone else for him some day.On the other side of the destroyed prom set Glory either found someone or blackmailed that crush into submission. 

At least she’s happy I guess.Now if only I can get her to stop brawling…Victory on the other hand is still spending his prom night at Nandini’s.

Nandini: “I TOLD you Fallens to STAY out of my HOUSE!  Why did you have to follow my son home and why do you people KEEP accursing my house with your trashy selves!!  I’m getting the weed whacker out on y’all!!”

Victory: “WHAT DID I EVEN DO”Reuben: “Don’t mind mother.  She doesn’t like anyone.  She still keeps Al locked out in the backyard and wonders why he stays snarky and sarcastic all the time.  All because he can’t sniff snorf soup off his top lip.  Haha, he’s so fail.”

Victory: “Why do I even want to associate with you guys…”Malevolent: “Of course I grounded you because you were two seconds too long getting back to the house, but I’m going to let you off the hook because Glory told me you forgot all about prom and didn’t show up.  And that’s enough punishment in my opinion.”

Victory: “I MISSED prom?!??”The pictures suck as usual, but at least they color coordinated with their backdrops.What’s the point of the yard chairs if you all don’t use them.

Roderick: “GET THE GOOD ONES FOR ONCE, CHEAP ASS”

Glory: “I’m going to turn on the ceiling intake and they’ll get sucked right out of the room, ok Chaos?”By this point I had an idea.  Since the end is nigh, and I’ll be tallying up the finances at the end for points, I decided to take all the unused LTW points floating around between all the sims, and cash them in for quick bucks.

So if genies can grant wishes for fortunes of $100,000 a pop and for $300,000 per 30k points, and after the spending comes to a total of 14 lamps, equating a potential $4,200,000?  That’s a hella point boost if you ask me.And to farm these lamps will be no other than Sanguine, fresh from having nothing else to do after her LTW completion.

Sanguine: “I cook four square meals every day for these people and get told that I’ve got “nothing” to do, humph.”

Hope you’re not counting the mess on the habachi grill that’s been there for a week.  They weren’t eating that to begin with.Sanguine: “Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm” *Overthinks so hard her hat orientation settings reset to default*

Girl it’s not that hard to rub on a lamp…Happiness: “Apparently it was!  She was able to summon just five genies before the game froze up and we all got stuck in place!!  Her hat won’t stop stabbing her in the brain and I think the slog is going to starve us to death!!”

I guess summoning too many at once kills the game rate… what else is newSanguine: “So if five kills the game, then I should be safe at a nice cozy four… come on out Ms. New Booty Genie!”Tabatha: “Greetings new master.  My name is Tabatha and I think I can already see what you need me for?  Just call the Ghost Busters they have, like, 10% cheaper rates for exorcisms.”Sanguine: “Gasp!  This beautiful magic!  You’re going to make it rain money over me?”

Tabatha: “Haha, nah I distracted you with the glittery magic lights while I deposited the money electronically into your account.  100 times easier than whatever you suggested.”Victory: “And that’s how you get the sum of 4.2 for the grams needed for the formula to then solve for C.”

Eli: “Cool and all but uh.  Weren’t we working on our group art project?”

Holli: “I just love sitting and watching the kids grow up and working together, and just remembering that my wife is working so hard with our kids so they grow up better than these did.”Starla: “Tabatha told me what you wanted OPEN YOUR WALLET”

Sanguine: “GAH dang it you don’t have to holler at me right out of the gate”Sanguine: “Fair evening benevolent one!  I would like my first wish to go towards our financi-

Lewis: “Do you always keep your house this frigid?  Jeez, loosen the coinpurse a bit, it’s freezing in here!!”

Sanguine: “I mean… I guess I can raise the temperature if you give me the funds for it after all…”Debra: “……I don’t respect what I have been summoned to.”

Sanguine: “Sorry… I turned the thermostat up and he just started stripping with no warning.  I just want to make my wishes and you can leave whenever you like.”So for how I got these four on the rotation, and I always forget I got to wait half a day to make another wish, so with the 14 lamps… four wishes out of three every 12< hours… oh fuck this I don’t do math.

If I get the full amount great if not wgaf

Lewis: “I float so gently like a little plouffy jelly fish~~”

Malevolent: *Making a mad escape for fresh air for the first time in days*
Sanguine: “Behold baby Entropy!  I’m gaining your future college fund in real time!”

Entropy: “If she dies sooner, I get all that money much faster than college…”Lewis: “BEHOLD MY POWER AS I MAKE IT RAIN HELLA LLAMA DRAMA”

Sanguine: “B… I just want money…”Sanguine: “WAIT, no I just thought of my annual TAXES”

Debra: “It’s all paid under the proverbial table what are you so worried about??”

Sanguine: “Oh.  I guess… that’s ok if it’s magic money…”Lewis: “Oh little fellow.  You and I are just alike.  Trapped forever at the mercy of a lesser being than your grandiose self.  You have so much beauty to give the world, so much love and magic, and you could be anything outside your gilded cage… even a glass boat engineer just like your father if only you had listened instead of losing a horse race bet with that horrid wizard”Lewis: “Oh BOO HOO HOOO UGHHGHH FATHER I’M SO SORRY”

Witch: “So you got seed or am I going to have to start biting fingers”Malevolent: “You gotta hurry up and learn to walk fast my son.  If you get trampled by the rage tornado heading your way you’re on your own with that.”

Guys reallyFear: “I’M GOING TO FUCKING END YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL YOU SHITHEAD”

Entropy: “Grandpa is so cool, I wanna grow up to be just like him”

Malevolent: “Haha, I know I sure hope you get even a sliver of his sense of humor, you’ll do great”Fear??  You ACTUALLY WON over HAPPINESS?!

Happiness: “NOOOO!  I let my guard down!!  That’s all!”

Fear: “I BROKE A BROOM OVER YOUR BACK, I BEAT YOUR ASS RIGHT FOR ONCE”Happiness: “You will RUE the day you laid hands on me Fear Fallen!  Absolutely RUE it!!”

Fear: “I never want to see you step foot in this house ever again.”

Happiness: “YOU GEED I’M THE ONE STILL PAYING THE BILLS“The second after he got beat he ran to the computer to make an inappropriate post like usual, no surprise here at all.

Happiness: “But you know who I’m about to make that post about.  I’m gonna ruin this man’s whole career.”

Sanguine: “I liek momney”

Tabatha: “You gonna buy me a Porshe or something nice for helping you like this or”Hm.  He sure isn’t sitting like someone who didn’t at least take one foot up his colon.

Fear: “AAAAA aah, tsss, aah… tsssssssssss…. ugh… oh, Monty Don is on”Victory: “Everyone gather around!  We can culminate our homework and projects if we put our minds together as a team!”

Glory: “Mom I wanna wish my nerd brother gets eaten by a dog along with all the homework that comes with it”

Sanguine: “No sweaty mommy’s cashing checks with our wishes just go do your schoolwork with your brother”Victory: “Oh Earnest Hemingway, you’re the only one that understands me.”

I’m starting to just ignore him.Glory: “These geeks in this house think all I got time for is homework but I got my own life to live too, Lucifer!  But this blueberry thinks she can just hog up my computer all day?!  I got influencer posts to be making on Simstagram right now!”

Tabatha: “Mmmmmm, skateboard gaem”Malevolent ending the chapter cranking out skills.  Cool.  Keep it up.

Malevolent: “I haven’t changed out of my work clothes in a week”

Entropy: “What else is new”Holli: “YOU!! YOU’RE THE REASON EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKED UP!!  YOU ASS!!”

Fear: “WWh-WHAT DID I DO?!”

Holli: “I read the tell all post that was posted on the town’s homepage!  You’re the reason everyone’s imbreeding and why Broken-Holli was broken in the first place and why everyone’s addicted to that weird IF meth!  YOU DID IT, YOU’RE THE CAUSE OF ALL OUR PROBLEMS!!”

Fear: “Unseen dammit, Happiness….”

Justina: “Someone in this house has to clean up some time.  Has anyone here ever thought to hire a maid?”

Literally nothing happened last time except my misadventure into fixing my computer issues.  Victory grew up though and is now a flirty teenager.And now his mother Sanguine grows up into an elder.  It feels too soon for this birthday but I guess that’s what I get for taking my time and focusing on LTWs first.

Angel: “This means… I’m stuck with the strawberry cake for my birthday.  That’s not fair.  I don’t even like strawberry.”I stole Catastrophe’s hat back from her and gave it to Sanguine.  Now she’s truely a witch in her golden years.

Sanguine: “Why are you griping about your cake Angel I told you to order your cake how you wanted!”Angel: “I bet I’m going to be the most handsome silver fox in this whole village.  You’re going to have to beat off the old croonies chasing after me with a walking stick.”

Sanguine: “Hon consider what I’ve beaten them with the past I don’t need a stick.”Angel: “What should I wish for, Mirror?  Eternal good looks?  A cheaper but effective skin care routine?”

Mirror: *Did not attend the party*Angel: “EWWW UGHN I’M GRANDPA”

Sanguine: “Great!  I won’t have to burn anyone ever again!”And then Mal pisses herself.  THANKS.

Malevolent: “He’s so disgusting he scared me and I wet myself I’M SORRY”Victory: “Why would you desecrate our decent score like this, cousin Mal?”

Glory: “YES, RUIN EVERYTHING!! THIS IS GREAT!”

Angel: “COME ON PEOPLE!! IT’S NOTHING A FACELIFT WON’T FIX”Angel: “Can you believe this?  Rude.  Your wife is a peice of work, ruining my birthday like this.  You should do something about her.”

Holli: “Keep bitching and I’ll do something about you, alright.”Sanguine: “Now my head will be doubly warm in this frigid weather!!”

… you know what.  It’s not the playboy unitard.  I don’t care.And you.  You just going to reboot every time here at the pool for the rest of eternity?

Kenya: “For each reboot my holiday starts over so I’m not complaining!”Please die peacefully.Anyway, after watching Kenya get rescued by Overwatch (AAAAAAAAA) time to go home and… wonder why there’s a plumbob on the overhang balcony with no access points…Are you serious

Triumphant: “I looked through the window too hard and now I’m going to die up here aren’t I”Triumphant: “Or worse… I’m going to freeze up and join these statues aren’t I?  I don’t want these two as parents for the rest of eternity!!  Nooo!”Triumphant: “MAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”

Just stand still for a second, I’ll reset you.Triumphant: “Mama said that after getting rescued I’m only allowed to look out ground floor windows.”

Might be for the best.Just for dits and shiggles, Baphomet has never been ridden before.  Attempt?

Sanguine: “Where did his head go??!  What black magic is this?”

Now I can at least say I tried.Then it was decided that we need to have what is definitely the last gift giving party of this legacy.  I know half of them are failures, but I guess I’m optimistic.

Leon: “I’m not.  You’ve been deep broiled for the past 4< years, Cassidy.  Take a SHOWER already.”The guests invited are just top friends of the family.  It’s a friendsgiving.  Friends…mas.  Whatever it’s called.

Elsa: “And I have brought the entertainment.”

Don’t distract from the presents, the action is already fragile as it is.Aaron: “I’m so happy to be with people who care about me and want me around for the holidays.  Even though their whole house smells like wet nasty baby doo.  I wonder why.”

Holli: “On who’s list is this dude even on for him to be a high level friend…”Victory: “EW!!  HAPPINESS!  These are articles of nudes!  What would possess you to procure a gift such as this?!”

Happiness: “Well I heard you’re the only other kid outside the freakshow that was my brother that loves books half as much as he did, so I can only think of one person that would enjoy and treasure my Playboys after all this time.”

Victory: “This is grotesque and demeaning to the women showcased within this bindings!  I abhor this gift that I will be forced to care for, as they are books and I will always respect the existence of a book.”

Happiness: “Well anything to actually bring out that “flirty” trait you promise to have.  We all know how fast that “angler” trait tanked after you discovered the existence of a bookcase.”
Happiness: “And for you.  My best friend.  Who has been by my side since 2013.  Or at least within a stones throw in my neighborhood.  Even though some years we ignored your existence, I still honor your care and love for me and my family.  For you, only the best gift I can give to my best vampire buddy.”

Jaime: “Oh I’m actually almost too scared to look.”Jaime: “A K-pod coffee maker???  Happiness I’m a VAMPIRE, I’ve been surviving off deer and raccoon blood for eons, what in God’s name makes you think I can even have use for a coffee maker?!?!”

Happiness: “Well I couldn’t let my Ollie’s coupon go to waste.”Happiness: “Whew, all this giving, I think it’s time I open one labeled for me, don’t you all think?”

Holli: “See?  See what I have to live with now mother?  It’s unbearable and sometimes I think I prefer the basement torture.”Happiness: “Ooooooh wooooooooow you guuuuuuuys, another art easellllllll, you all know me so wellllll…”

Triumphant: “Yay!  I picked that out myself!  I saw how much you liked to use an art easel so I decided to save up my money and get you one of your very own.”

Everyone else looking at the hidden camera like they’re on The Office: Sabrina: “I can’t wait to see what you all chipped in and got me for the holidays.  After all these years, after all the sweat tears and blood I poured to keep you guys going, alive, thriving, I know you all got together and gave me a truly valuable gift that expresses how you all truly feel about me.”Sabrina: “…………You bastards.”Wow.  Thanks.  Though I’m pretty sure that toilet paper really would be what they would gift me after this long winded legacy disaster.Glory: “Anything less than everything I demanded on Santa’s list and I will ensure you all feel a wrath unlike anything you have ever seen on the evil side of this family.”

Nora: “I hope she gets coal.  Watching a 7 year old burn and raze this whole mansion to the ground will be hilarious.”

Elsa: *Shakingly beings playing Nearer my God to Thee in advance*Nora: “Nonetheless, I think this was a fun get-together and I think being near to my beloved again was worth it.”

Morrigan: “And yet you still won’t move into the house with me.”

Nora: “My dear, you are not piling your unpaid taxes onto me, no matter how much I love you.”

Holli: “See??  This is why you should have burned the house down Glory!!  Parents!  They are so cringe!  Cringe!!”Sanguine: “Son, now that the party is over, I’m starting to have an LTW crisis.  Please stand still.  I’m in need to frogify something and you mommy’s helpful little man.”

Victory: “O…Ok I think…”Victory: “Did you know that despite the Order of frogs, the Anura, literally comes from the Greek word that means “without tails” there are actually two species of frogs that do have “tails”?  However, the tails really aren’t tails they are extended cloacas, and are actually part of a suborder within the order called Archaeobatrachia, which contain primitive species of frogs that like the tailed frogs all sport characteristics not shared in all species of the main Anura Order.”

Sanguine: “Have you at least tried to look at at least one of those Playboys Happiness gave you…?”Sanguine: “Whatever, add this one to the list.”

I think we are at 5 now.Sanguine: “GASP.  My husband is mortal.  He’s susceptible to magic and curses.”

Angel: “Wife, my head is cold.  Have you seen my hat?  Is it under your hat that’s under your hat?  That’s under your hat?  I know you’re wearing more than two.”Sanguine: “Huh?  I’m still only at 5.”

Angel: “You already cursed me once, my love.  You can’t just grind points out of me for your life goal.”

Sanguine: “Fine.  I guess that’s fair…”Malevolent: “Meanwhile I’m across town putting my own plan in motion.  Chad.  You got my order in today?”

Salvador: “Man I love hanging out with my wife’s family.  Without my wife.  Yes.  I’m about to run my mother-in-law through a car wash.”Malevolent: “SURPRISE POTIONING!”

Salvador: “I’VE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS”

Breandan: “Geography 101”Malevolent: “Huh.  Neon green.  That’s not the shade I was expecting.”

Cassidy: “I’m not an expert in color theory either but I figured a dark hunter’s green would match his palette more… I thought the shade was dependent on their actual shade, you know?”

Chad: “Yeah 911??  They murdered a man in my shop and are now just standing and discussing his skin color??????  Hate crime unit PLEASE”Shonna: “Yo I don’t think this is the shop I wanted?”

Malevolent: “Nah I don’t work here, just ignore me and I won’t include you in what I’m doing.”Sanguine: “Malevolent I came as quickly as I could when you called me and told me there’s a zombie on the premises, but am I interuppting something?”

Salvador: “Mmmm zombie love cute vampire girl.”

Malevolent: “Mmmm… no.  No hearts.  Just negative points.  Loser.”Sanguine: “Um.”

Shonna: “What? I thought taking my shirt off and showing him the goods would fix the beast.  Now all I am is naked and in public.  I’m shamed.”

Sanguine: “We didn’t ask you to do that though…”Sanguine: “Anyway I thank you for your contribution and will add you as number six!”

Salvador: “Stop torturing us for your own benefit, it’s not “nice”…”

Sanguine: “At this point I’ll take what I can get, I’m sorry.”Malevolent: “Don’t look down this dark snowy alley I’m not back here hiding a body or anything”

Salvador: “I just want to go home without further incident I could care less what you’re doing anymore”Sanguine: “Huh, dirty and bright eyed, you’re actually the most creepy zombie I’ve seen thus far.”Oh well, free points.

Sanguine: “Now go take a BATH.”

Cassidy: “Why do you people keep yelling at me let me live my life like I want, damn”Malevolent: “OH I better get this wish on the road, spring is around the corner and the ice is still thick enough for me to get this done at least.”Malevolent: “GLUB???!”

Maybe this pond needs to stick to just fishing activities.Al: “I’m coming along great!  I’m also a witch?  What a pleasant surprise that should please you.”

And you also live in a house that looks like a country-fied Hobbit hole.  Very cozy.  Actually, it looks a little familiar…Malevolent: “I’ve come to harass the owner of this house, and I feel like I’ve been in this kitchen before?  I can’t put my finger on it”Sammy: “Maybe you used to haunt it in another li-”

Malevolent: “THIS IS THE SECKSIE’S HOUSE FROM THE FINAL GENERATION I THOUGHT THE SMELL OF TOBACCO WAS FAMILIAR”

OH YEAH I guess I plopped a copy of this house down and didn’t think twice about it.  The nostalgia is coming back to me~~~

At this point I looked up the download link to see if it was still up and learned that the creator of this house has sadly passed away in 2021.  RIP Leefish.  She housed my dumb sims once and may she be remembered.Nandini: “And now it’s housing your smart sims.  I’m good at reading books too.”

Don’t care right now the CAT IS BEING CUTEAwww

I wish my cats did cute things like this!  All they did was stretch out and die early.

Sammy: “Sorry your cats suck.  I know how to be fun and smart an-”

SAMMY?  LIKE SAM??  LIKE MY SIM THAT USED TO LIVE HERE THAT VANISHED OFF THE FACE OF THE LEGACY AFTER “MOVING OUT”??

Sammy: “………………………….no?”New theory?  Sam left the Seckies through time and dimensions and is now living as a cat in this legacy 13 years later!!!

I ALWAYS WONDERED WHERE HE WENT

Sammy: “Whatever helps you sleep at night?  Anyway weeee splashy splashy”g Malevolent: “Meanwhile I’m out here doing work while you crank out tin foil hat theories.”

Nandini: *Croak*

I’ll wrap it up here for now.  I’ll also dedicate this chapter to the memory of Leefish.

Oh god no, this one is really regressing.

Madeline: “WHO SAID THAT.  You just wait, I’ll CATCH yo ass I’ll get you, I got TEETH”

Deena: “I could have picked a man to breed with that had looks and a chiseled jaw, but NoOoOoO, I had to marry her father because he had pErSoNaLiTy”

Last chapter Malevolent became pregnant and by the end of the chapter had twins named Chaos and Entropy.  At some point Sanguine witnessed them screwing around in the alternate dimensions and… felt betrayed??  Despite being 99% sure she’s interacted with Holli maybe once but who knows now, because they’re complete nemeses now.  Glory and Triumphant grew up into children, and at the end of the chapter, I began to experience computer issues that had it in and out of a repair shop a total of three times.

I spent too much money on this computer to just let it shit the bed, so it had to be fixed.  Thankfully under warranty the repairs were covered but Jesus CHRIST I am still so LIVIDOne of the last things I was able to save in the game was reclaiming this hallway for the babies’ nursery.  I liked this little reading nook but literally no one ever interacted with it.Not going to lie, I didn’t think “seafoam and black” would go together as well as they did, and this has skyrocketed to the top of my list of favorite nurseries I have put together (I didn’t really have a list to start with)And thus, begins the wicked cycle I began having where the computer was crashing within 5-10 minutes of turning this game on.   

Malevolent: “Mmmmmpool.”

Holli: “Is that why you people insist on swimming in that nasty ass porch fountain water?”Holli: “I see in your journey to fix what is broken you have jacked the brightness in this game to the max.  I can’t wait to actually burn to death from the lighting in our own kitchen.”

Victory: *Is reading with a book so bright he can’t actually see it* “Oh fiddlesticks.”I’m so mad I’m just now finding an option to set the moon phases, and I’m about to set them to my advantage.

May it force zombies to spawn (can’t believe I’m saying that, can’t believe I have to say that) because Sanguine’s stupid LTW is not MOVINGVictory: “I postulate that the pair of you will thoroughly revel in our education system.  We encompass copious subjects that I ensure you will find enthralling for your academic journey.”

Thriumphant: “I didn’t want you to hurt him, but now I’m thinking you didn’t charley horse him hard enough, Glory.  He’s still talking.”

Glory: “No you were right, if I hit him harder, I would have rattled his brain and turned him into a complete walking dictionary.”Deer: “Such a beautiful day!  The sky is clear, the air is brisk, and the education is educationing”

Victory from the bus: “That deer really needs to study more”Victory: “DID THE DRIVER REALLY HAVE TO RAM IT AND DRAG IT IN THE FENDER RIGHT UP TO THE BUS STOP”

Triumphant: “Oh boy I sure hope they’ll turn him into lunch!”

Victory: “EXCUSE”Glory: “Oh good, the deer wasn’t killed after all”

Triumphant: “OH GOD THE LUNCH IS CHASING ME”

Leanne: “Is it a bus made out of aerogel or something”Triumphant: “N..NO!!  I refuse to be bullied by MY food on MY first day of school!  SQUARE UP, MEAT!!”

Glory: “We aren’t twins, we aren’t even siblings.  I’m not related to him at all.  Look at us, we look NOTHING alike, I have no idea what dumpster my mom found him in”And thus, we crash and go back to where the last save was.

Holli: “At least save on my crisp new threads.”

Malevolent: “Wait, I’ve been in this ninja outfit since BEFORE my pregnancy.  I’m going to be in it forever aren’t I”Holli got a revamp because I realized she was wearing the same outfit I gave Anguish.

Holli: “500 outfits and nothing to wear ):”Baphomet has been so forgotten lately he’s adopted some new friends to live with.

Baphomet: “I’ve knitted them cute little green sweaters because it’s so cold out here.”Malevolent: “Damn, with this kind of needle work we can make a killing on Etsy.”

Baphomet: *Is unaware he’s about to be turned into a wage slave**One (or two) crashes later*

Malevolent: “Awh man.  I just had a wicked daydream that I almost turned the horse into a sweatshop worker for our benefit.  That’s rediculous.  Horses can’t knit!  They don’t have HANDS”

Holli: “This kind of constant resetting feels a little corrupt-y on my data.”Fear: “Well, seeing as we aren’t going anywhere any time soon, I guess it’s ok if you just leave me alone and let me feel what it’s liked to be a burnt roast in grandma’s oven.”

Cook yourself to death then, I don’t care right now.  It’s not like it will be a lasting issue.Also apparently I agreed for the kids to go on a field trip on this particular day?  I probably would never know, the computer has never let me get this far at this point.

Glory: “I sure hope they got some good food in prison.  Anything is better than bus battered and Triumphant battered deer meat the academy is serving us.”

Brent: “You’re funny.  You might actually last long enough in jail.”Malevolent: “You know who we haven’t talked to in a long time?  Betsy.  How you been doing?”

Betsy: “I don’t think I’ve done enough walk cycles in my pen the past 150 years yet to really answer that”Malevolent: “Well first off let’s see if I can remember to milk a cow”

Let’s start by remembering how to STAND NEXT TO the cow firstBetsy:  “Am I pregunte?”

Malevolent: “Wow Betsy I didn’t know you were cannulated”

Betsy: “You been in Victory’s encyclopedias again haven’t you”At this point I realized my graphics must have kicked in because Betsy is looking much better than I remember her being?

Betsy: “Does the horse’s eye mod also effect me somehow?  I just feel so much more… rounded.”

Malevolent: *Playing with Betsy’s liver and gallbladder* “Hehe”Malevolent: “I’M GETTING TIRED OF THIS”Holli: “I demand a call to stop all this!  This isn’t some cutesy douchy Groundhog’s Day bullshit.  Do I look like Bill Murray?!  I’m not some… doll you can just keep jerking around and messing with here!!”

I think at this point I have gotten my computer out of the shop the second time and it was still happening…  at this point I had to resist the urge to throw the whole computer down the stairs but at least the techies at the shop were patient with it.Fear: “WHY am I still getting BUTT DIALED?  STOP!!  Can’t you see I’m steam broiling out here?!”

Baphomet: *having a horse moment*

May this be the last time I have to do this.Sheldon:  “I think this fool on the wrong bus.”

Triumphant: “If I don’t make eye contact, they won’t shank me”Maeve: “And this children is where I went when I killed my first victim!  Come, I’ll show you where my holding cell was.”

Victory: “I thought our trip guide was the Brent fellow…”

Triumphant: “I think the Brent fellow was her first victim…”Baphomet: “Heeey, I know you’re an ugly old witch and all that but can a homie spare a hot dog”

Sanguine: “What the… EXCUSE ME”Damn, eyeing those dogs awfully hard aren’t you?

Baphomet: “If they’re half as good as the ones Angel nukes then it’ll be all worth it.”Baphomet: “OH.  And I looove you Sanguine…”

Sanguine: “Aww, I love you too, Baphomet.”

Baphomet: “Almost as much as hotdogs.”

Sanguine: “That means I’m pretty high on the list and I still appreciate that.”Holli: “I have actually made it all the way up stairs and was able to get in the nursery and the universe hasn’t collapsed yet.  So far so good.”

Fear: “I know right.  I never thought this room would ever get showcased ever again.”
Glory: “Heeey what’s the big idea?!  Where did the sun go??  I don’t appreciate someone turning the lights out on me like this.”

Triumphant: “I think I read something about this in one of Victory’s reptile care books.  Someone must have placed a blanket over our cage.  So therefore it must be sleep time.”

Victory: “You simpletons it’s the earth’s natural solar cycle and it-“

Glory: “Keep chattering and I’ll solar your cycle”Triumphant: “Noooooot faiiiiiiiir!  Victory saw I was going to this exact spot on this entire lot and of all the 5000 squares of spaces in this entire plot he picked where I was going to do my homework!!!”

Victory: “I was… here first…”Triumphant: “Whatever I’m tired of learning for today, it’s time for window.”

Victory: “He’s never going to excel past the 2nd grade is he…”Sanguine: “Come son.  I will not have them consider you for the short bus after only one day of school.  We shall tutor until you’re at least top 50% of your class.”

Triumphant: “I can’t wait to flip burger though (:”

Victory: “Education is not for the weak mother.  If you need me, I shall be engaged with my post-homework homework.”Calamity: “We are still under the cover of night.  Did we make it?  Is the worst of this constant reboot finally over?  Am I allowed to go inside my own house and finally feel my feet again?”

Adrian: “Baby you are the woman I love the most”

Malevolent: “Boy I am in love with the nothing of you and that’s why we just get along so great.”By now I ???? and after having to change brightness issues/resolution issues/literally most major components in my fucking rig, the screenshots I took on the game going forward are completely different shape and size.  So much for complete consistency this entire legacy.

Malevolent: “Yeah but with this graphics card?  Boy you actually starting to look pretty good…”

Calamity: “Yeah but once the photos are sized down for WordPress’s upload capacity it hardly makes a difference to be honest.”Calamity: “Wait a minute, this is MY man, don’t be hitting on MY man I paid for his surcharges fair and square!!”

Malevolent: “He’s the one that came onto me first, blame is horndog self!”

Calamity: “ADRIENNNNNN”

Adrien: “Well I thought the universe was going to collapse again, can you blame me for shooting my shot?”I think by where I’m at its safe to say the legacy is back on track. 

For now.

Maybe.

Not enough chairs in the graveyard, yall?

Shannon: “Not enough chairs in the graveyard ):”

Damn, tough shitAnd what did YOU DO

Sanguine: “Um.  Tried to make the hot dogs like Baphomet wanted them???”

PLEASEDeer: “Oh what a fine winters night to be alive and not being eaten by school children!  The snow be snowing, this wall be walling…”Sanguine: “And I wish to come and watch you.  Just watch.”

Deer: “OH SHIT $@&#( FUC#&@*($@”Angel: “Soooooooooooooooooo I was told that my birthday is coming up”

Mirror: “God I don’t care”

Angel: “And seeing as we are super besties I wanted to ask if you could be my best man at my birthday tomorrow~~~”

Mirror: “I am slightly honored but I’m going to have to be strong and say “leave me alone and go away” on this one”Angel: “-And that’s how I got the hand truck out of the garage and that’s how I got you down two flights of stairs!  All so we can share in this glorious moment together that is my birthday~”

Mirror: “Broooo really are going crazy on me, stoppppp”The other two cakes are for my girl Sanguine and it’s also going to be Victory’s birthday as well.

Holli: “I do be looking damn good in this actual-working-ultra-high reflection graphics thoooo”Holli: “Damn you know what else be looking damn good?  Ooooh yo sister Angel lemme get that phone number”

Peace: “Why is the fridge running away from me”I thought I had Malice personally banned from parties, but I forget why so she’s back on the invite list.

Malice: “I made the goopy spaloopy but someone already rushed up here and threw waffles down on my nephew’s desk?  Where am I supposed to put the goop spoop now?????”

Honestly I was going to say the whole kitchen but based on the shape this house is always in probably not.Victory: “I am so full of gratification that you all apparated on my birthday, and we can all share in the merriment of this wonderous day!”

Malice: “Yeah mang, I was able to take off all my clothes and change into a completely different outfit without once putting down the gloppy shaloppy.  You should see what I can do with two free hands~~”

Sean: “UM.  ANGEL?”Sanguine: “I’d say wish for whatever you want son, sky is the limit, and besides we already have your acceptance letters to Yale and Penn this morning!”

Victory: “Just two?  I could have assumed our mail carrier had a more bounteous delivery for us this morning…”

I’m already sick of literally whipping out the thesaurus for this dude every sentence I write for him, this was a mistakeAnd here’s our little laddie who will be quiet the rest of this chapter because I’m tired anyway

He’s now, of all things, flirty.  So maybe once them horny little teenage hormones get stirring he can sound less like a Fraiser episode and more like an average kid?? 

Who knows at this point I’m prone to torture myself anyway.Anyway he’s a cutie patootie anyway and has the loveliest colored eyes out of all his siblings.

And I think it’s safe to say I my computer is… fixed?  I’ll jinx myself saying it, but I want this legacy to end right.