River Colne
15.02.2013
Like most fishermen, I’ve always got my eye on the weather. So in the run up to last weekend I was growing quietly confident I would have a good crack at the river Colne. I couldn’t have been more wrong. Despite the recent fair weather (hence my enthusiasm) short violent downpours from the beginning of the week had swollen the small river to bursting. In parts the river met the lake adjacent to it, Little Britain, the flow was rapid and the water a dark cocoa colour. My confidence slipped away rather quickly as I walked up stream looking for a spot with some potential, baiting a few swims as I went. When I arrived at the weir, the top end of the stretch, I decided to work my way back downstream trotting on a few of the better looking swims hopeful of hooking a decent chub.

My set up for the day was pretty classic trotting material, a Fox 12 foot Avon style rod and my recently acquired Mordex Merlin centre pin, loaded with six pound mono. I had opted for quite a chunky wire stem float due to the rivers pace, a shirt button style shot pattern, 3lb hook link and a no. 16 hook. The plan was to drag various baits along the bottom as close to any snag as possible, occasionally alter the depth and try a variety of baits.

Walking with the current I picked out any promising features, flooded bank spots, overhanging branches, thick bramble bushes and so on. After each run I dropped a mild offering of bait into the water, micro pellets, maggots and occasionally some sweet corn, hopeful the yellow colour would find a fish. Each attempt was as hopeless as the last, so much for all my built up enthusiasm. I wasn’t however going to be put off and headed for one of my preferred swims which has produced a few festively plump chub in the past. Feeling comfortable in this spot I trickled in a little bait, had a cup of tea and watched the water. A few calm water spots indicated deeper water and I flicked my line in watching the float zip away on the quick current. Nothing seemed on, continuously I switched baits, shot patterns and hook sizes. As my motivation faded my mind wandered, I was mentally packing up quite looking forward to the warmth of the van before deciding on one last cast.
The fluorescent tip of the float suddenly shot down and I struck hard, the rod tip lunged forwards and the fish twisted and shook in the current. It felt heavy and moved like a chub, hugging the deck briefly then veering off for a snag. As I dragged the beast towards the surface I was reasonably concerned it would break the hook length so I played it with caution. Occasionally I allowed it to take some line off the centre pin and enjoyed that satisfying ratchet click. As I leant back on my rod and applied some pressure my heart sank as two heavy blocks of wood joined by a thick piece of rope appeared at the surface. Unbelievably none of my tackle snapped, I dragged the wooden structure onto the bank and viewed my ‘catch’, glad to be fishing alone and without spectators.

This had been a tough day, cold, flooded and a solid blank, apart from the obscure wooden object. I had been convinced this was a fish, even letting a little line out as I played it to the bank. Needless to say I packed up shortly after the wooden fish incident and headed back home.