Snake Bites Poisonous Reptile

Ex MP Lembite Opik was today bitten by a snake on the "reality" show I'm An Attention-seeking Old Has Been Get Me Out Of Here When The Money's Right.

The snake is recovering.

Fangs for the Memory

So Ingrid Pitt has shuffled off the mortal coil...

or has she?

That UK French Alliance

Hurricane Blows Away

Because He's Worth It

Take Your Pick

Ah the heady world of journalism:

"Failed at becoming a journalist? No one fails at being a journalist! Have you seen who gets in on this gig? Children, freaks, idiots, perjurers, wenchers, preternatural fornicators, slaves to the opium pipe. Tony Parsons. Shoot a baboon, get into fist-fights at the press awards, make up stories wholesale — no one cares."

Caitlin Moran
Times

The Hound of God

Diego Maradona, the cheating Argentinian footballer, loses out to the hound of god

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Cameron Hell

Boasting

Foot Off To Set Up Angel's Collective

One of the best in the party and maybe the second is more accurate.

Liverpool, Who Are They ?

XACTLY!

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Over My Dead Body

So Stephen Toulmin, the philosopher and founding father of argumentation theory has stormed off the mortal coil. I see he is survived by his fourth wife; so he did like a bit of a barney then.