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A Sad Day

What a glum prospect, enough to wipe the smile off any insufferable happy gormless idiot's face; the launching of a mass movement happiness initiative. Now, come on, sit up there, look on the bright side, thing's aren't so bad, perhaps whistle a happy tune.

Or just think insufferable meddling cunts, glower at them and then just tell them to fuck off. To almost quote Uncle Mort, every man's life should an oasis of despair.

Like stopping you smoking they ain't bothered about your health, they don't want to spend money on health care, they don't want to lose productivity in UK PLC. It all comes down to money.

So they want you happy to keep on producing, and buying, while they cut away to give money to their banker mates. A lot of people think those bankers are going to be as cheery as fuck. but strangely, knowing people who work with the perma-tanned slappers and the chinless wonders, they aren't ever going to be happy. Money never makes you happy.

However, having money taken away because of these stupid fuckers and their hubris that'll make you unhappy.

So assume a scowl and tell these nudging little cunts to fuck off and enjoy that glow of true happiness.