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Stupid Goalkeeper Of The Week Pt. 3

This is the funniest so far, awful technique.

Tackle-in a Mankini

Never mind Robin Van Persie’s dismisal last night, this is without doubt the most ridiculous sending off this week. The setting may not be quite as grand but its well worth a watch.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-12682897

Boyc-on-sandwich

BBC analyst Geoff Boycott gave typically short shrift to attempts by security staff at the Feroz Shah Kotla in Delhi to confiscate his packed lunch. “I want to speak to the general or the brigadier, whoever’s in charge, ’cause I’m taking my bloody sandwiches in,” he said.

Stupid Goalkeeper Of The Week Pt 2

An absolute diamond cock up this week…

On A Dalg-leash

One for the gossip pages really, but it is quite funny. Andy Carroll was spotted at a boyzone concert with manager Kenny Dalglish. The Liverpool manager is clearly keeping close tabs on his star signing’s private activities. Read more and see the pictures on Caughtoffside …caption-competition-liverpool-boss-kenny-dalglish-and-andy-carroll-at-boyzone-concert

Shocking Splinter

Malaysian cyclist Aziz Awang suffered one of the most unusual cycling injuries in Manchester at the weekend following this collision in the mens keirin…

Keirin crash link

Stupid Goalkeeper Of The Week Pt. 1

Another brand new regular feature, because we all love goalkeeping blunders and there happen to be a lot of good ones about. There are some beauties lined up for the next few weeks so watch this space. Until then why not have a laugh at this idiots expense.

Tweet’s Of The Week Pt.2

The second week of this regular feature. As you would expect some of the best activity was in reference to the now infamous Gattuso/Jordan quarrel. Chris Kamara also features heavily,which can only be a good thing.

Carlton Cole
Good Mornin’! Quick question, do fishes get thirsty! ??
James Anderson
Am in that awkward place of a womens clothes/lingerie department while the wife walks round. No man likes this surely?

 

Chris Kamara
What a goal by Micky Rooney brilliant fantastic superb what a goal overhead kick “unbelievable Jeff ” 

Chris Kamara
Just landed @ Heathrow my chauffeur was waiting 4 me as I stepped from the restricted zone, his Board read Kris Kamala ” I’ve made it” LOL 

Graeme Swann
Hmmm, four hundred and twelve valentines cards is a little down on last year. Must be the whole marriage and impending baby thing…
Chris Kamara
The Mrs will get a rare treat on Valentines Day @witchwaylancs she will be allowed into front room 2 watch Fulham v Chelsea (spoiling her) 

Rio Ferdinand
Joe jordan done well not to retaliate….what is gattusso up to trying to head butt big joe jordan…know ya players fella! 

Not Jamie Redknapp
Gattuso statement; “I sorry, it Peter Andre fault. I want own show on British TV, he tell me the best way is to give Jordan head.” 

BigSam
“Gennaro!” he roared. “Show your face and feel my Celtic wrath! For I am Jordan. King of the Night.” Awesome stuff from Joe, there. 

Omid Djalili
Xavi plays football like he’s been told if he loses possession even once during the game his balls will be lowered into a vat of acid 

Jake Humphrey
What I’ve enjoyed most about Arsenal v Barca? The best played on the pitch is a teenager. An English teenager.

Who Is Raheem Sterling?

He was expected to become Liverpool’s youngest ever player tonight, as it happens he did not even make the squad.  The prospect of seeing the 17 year old protégé in action created a cornucopia of hype within the media and is maybe the reason he did not play. Judging by this video it will not be long before he does…

Never Ending Slide Tackle

You can’t beat a good slide tackle can you, especially when it’s one of my all time favorite defenders. Just don’t look at the score.

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