In Which I Do The Longest Exercise I’ve EVER Done In My Life
On Saturday 6th September I was on my way to work when I saw a sign near the train station that was saying that the Kiltwalk was happening soon, the following week to be exact. I’ve heard about the Kiltwalk but never took part in it and was telling myself all the way to work that I really didn’t want to commit to walking a full, 26 mile marathon distance walk, in just over a weeks time.
When I got to work and had a bit of time I looked on the Kiltwalk website to look at the route because if it was signposted near my house, maybe it was going to go in FRONT of my house and I could do some cheering. I was wrong about the distance, the longest one (Mighty Stride) was 21 miles and the map looked like it would pass very close to where I lived but not quite on my road.

Interestingly, they had an 11 mile route too (called the Big Stroll) which took my interest. The start of that one was about three miles from home and so I figured I’d walk to the start and then do the 11 miles and that would give me a total of 14 miles. The part of my brain that does ‘runner maths’ said “well if you’re going to walk 14 miles you might as well do the whole 21 mile walk” and so I signed up for the big one.
Logical. Runner. Maths.
The Kiltwalk is a VERY reasonable entry cost of £20, they keep it as low as possible to make sure that everyone can put the rest of the money towards fundraising instead of worrying about the sign up amount. That includes a medal, food at the end, and pit stops along the way. (There’s another distance, 4.5 miles, which is called the Wee Wander. All are £20 no matter the distance).

The morning of the walk soon arrived (after eight days to be exact). I don’t own a kilt and couldn’t get one at a decent price before the event, but did have a tartan shirt that would help me fit in so wore that tied around my waist. Never done a big walk before so opted for my regular running kit. Packed my rucksack with a raincoat (we are in Scotland after all), sandwiches, water, biscuits, and a few energy gels.
I got the bus into Edinburgh centre and made my way to the start which was happening in Holyrood Park in front of Arthurs Seat. There were a few different start times and mine was 0930 as I’d entered so late, and that meant I had to pick up my lanyard from the tent. Other start times were 0900 and 1000 but I noticed my lanyard didn’t have a time on it so went and lined up at 0845.
There were THOUSANDS of people lined up, most in kilts, some with dogs, all looking happy and nervous in equal measure. There was a stand giving away sunglasses and flags and those big wavey fingers they have at sporting events (I didn’t get any). Just before 9 o’ clock there was a warm-up and a talk from Sir Chris Hoy and then we were off!
Well, actually, about 200 people were off. Then there was another talk from Sir Chris Hoy and a long talk from Sir Tom Hunter and THEN… they let another few hundred people go. They announced that in a few minutes there would be ANOTHER warm up and the crowd groaned, but to the credit of the commentary people they said “We’ve heard the moans, we won’t keep you” and another section of the Kiltwalkers were let go, including myself.
So originally I was due to set off at 0930, but snuck in the start line early to aim for the 0900 wave, and I got going bang on… 0930. That’ll teach me I guess!
Start to Mile 10
Handily, I knew most of the route. My running route home is the same as the first four miles of the Kiltwalk and so I knew what was coming up. The first mile was up hill but then we joined the Innocent Railway Cycle Path and it was down hill for the next three miles. On the hill I overtook pretty much all of my wave (apart from a woman who was MARCHING) and I managed to catch up to the tail walkers of the previous wave. My plan for the whole 21 miles was to go hard, to use the walk as part of my marathon training, and to get somewhere near the Six Hour Average Finish Time.

The second mile was very congested, the cycle path is only maybe two metres wide so there were very few opportunities to over-take and had to stick to the pace of those in front. Got ever more congested when the regular public were walking/running/cycling the opposite way, but didn’t see anyone complaining.
Third mile opened up a bit and at mile four we were near my house about 200m up the road. We went across a stone bridge, along a gravel path, then I saw my house from the opposite end of the road. Tempted to nip in to use the toilet but decided to carry on. A small pit stop was in the park but I didn’t realise that was it was until I’d gone by it. Ate a biscuit.
We approached Musselburgh train station at five miles (which is near where I used to live so again knew the route. Gotta take all the advantages!) We went along the River Esk path for a short while (saw a Deer!) and then we went around Musselburgh and along the path through my sons school. Honestly, it felt like this walk was mapped out with me in mind!
Then, just before Musselburgh harbour, we got to 10 miles and the next pit stop.
10 Miles to 16 Miles
The pit stop was BRILLIANT. There was a huge table filled with snacks and drinks and fruit and you could take whatever you wanted. Plenty of walkers used the pit stop as an actual stop and sat down for a picnic but, marathon training and all that, I used the facilities and kept on going. I was averaging around 16min 20s a mile and was confident I’d get under six hours.

The next section was through Joppa and Portobello and Portobello threw me a bit. Again, I’ve trained a lot along that way, but the rest of the route was full of Kiltwalkers and this section was packed with tourists, day trippers, the public, and beach users, and was hard to see other walkers. A few times I was wondering I’ve I’d gone the right way but kept noticing others with the green lanyards and kilts so on I went. Another pit stop turned up around the 13th mile and I had a smile that I’d reached half marathon distance. Had some of my sandwich.
From here to the end I was in uncharted parts of Edinburgh (to me anyway). I’d never been down this way and while I’d gone through on the bus or in a car it wasn’t enough to know the route. The walk was signed all of the way but if you weren’t in sight of another walker some of them could be easy to miss, so made sure my eyes were peeled.
Victoria Park turned up at 16 miles with the biggest pit stop yet, LOADS of snacks, a band, and plenty of supporters cheering on. I was feeling a bit achy in my hips but over-all felt good.
Miles 16 to the End (21 Miles)
It got a bit tough, I’d put that down to the fact that I didn’t know the route so it’s a bit harder to judge how far there is to go, even though I was tracking it on my watch. That makes sense, right? Had the rest of my sandwich while I was walking and thought about some crisps but decided I’d save myself for the food at the end.
I’d been taking bits from each pit stop, a packet of crisps or a chocolate bar or some sweets and as my bag was getting heavier with it all I decided I didn’t need any more. Had plenty of water too because I’d brought two full bottles of my own and had taken two along the way.
My watch was about to die at mile 18 so had to stop that, upload to Strava, get my phone, then start tracking on there instead. As I’d slowed down (didn’t want to drop my phone) I got a few “come on, you’re almost there” supportive comments from people going by. Was going to tell them I’m only slowing to sort out Strava but thought that might make me sound over-confident so decided to re-over-take them (without making eye contact, didn’t want to seem smug).
The last pit stop arrived and I made use of the facilities but didn’t take any snacks from the table, my mind on the end. Three miles to go, then two, then Murrayfield Stadium (the end) was in sight but still had a mile to go, so dug down deep and crossed the finish line.
5hrs 37minutes. Chuffed! Not too bad to say I’d only entered the thing eight days earlier.

Medal in hand (around my neck really) I made my way to the food tent and handed over my food voucher in exchange for the most amazing burger I’ve ever eaten. (On a normal day I’d describe it as ‘shitty’ but after walking 21 miles it was like heaven).

Ate the burger then headed for the tram back in to Edinburgh. A couple offered me their seat so I must’ve looked knackered. My hips were aching, my legs were sore, but I was feeling good. I made my way home and had a shower, a few celebration beers, and a load of junk food. What a day!
Next Up:
YORKSHIRE MARATHON FOR THE 12TH TIME BABYYYYY!!!!
































