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Continue reading →: 28 Movie Reviews (01.14.26)A wide-ranging movie roundup spanning late-90s cult films to brand-new 2025 releases, mixing comedies, horror, blockbusters, and prestige dramas. The reviews balance humor and emotional insight, celebrating standouts like Eternity and When Evil Lurks while bluntly calling out forgettable sequels and cinematic disasters
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Continue reading →: 28 Movie Reviews (12.19.25)This post ranks and reviews 28 films across five categories, ranging from “Masterpieces” to “Skip It.” Highlights include the 1930s vampire thriller Sinners (96/100) and the weak Pitch Perfect 2 (30/100). The list blends 2025 upcoming releases with classics, providing brief, witty critiques focused on visuals, plot, and performance.
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Continue reading →: 28 Movie Reviews (10.29.25)A comprehensive roundup of 28 movies from 1968–2025, reviewing horror, comedy, sci-fi, and thrillers. Highlights include praise for Avatar’s visuals, Misery’s tension, Gremlins’ charm, and The Long Walk’s suspense, while noting uneven sequels (Hell House LLC series) and weaker thrillers (Nuked, The Woman in Cabin 10). Scores range from 29–94/100.
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Continue reading →: 28 Movie ReviewsI don’t always get around to writing full reviews for my website – however, I often do video reviews for YouTube – but in this post, you can find paragraph-long reviews for all of those movies in the last month or so (28 movies) below! Jump to Review: 213 BONES…
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Continue reading →: Review | Reset (2025)‘Reset’ aims for mystery but delivers confusion, with a muddled plot and unanswered questions. While the practical creature design somewhat impresses, weak pacing, a passive lead, and a lack of narrative payoff make it feel far longer than its short runtime. Ultimately, it’s a frustrating, undercooked sci-fi misfire.
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Continue reading →: Review | Jaws (1975)Jaws remains the quintessential shark movie, blending revolutionary practical effects with Spielberg’s masterful suspense. While it might not earn the same accolades if released today, its influence is undeniable. Iconic moments, implied terror, and timeless beach paranoia cement its legacy—even if I wouldn’t personally rewatch it often.
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Review | The Fly (1986)
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Continue reading →: Review | The Fly (1986)The Fly is a well-crafted ‘80s body horror with standout practical effects and a surprisingly intense Jeff Goldblum. While its pacing falters mid-film and tension drops too soon, its transformation sequences remain gripping, cementing its place as a classic, if not as shocking to modern audiences.
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Continue reading →: Review | Together (2025)Together is a bold, twisted body horror film about codependency, anchored by stellar performances from Dave Franco and Allison Brie. Visually unforgettable and narratively daring, it’s best experienced blind—but marketing spoils its surprises. Despite that, it remains a gripping, grotesque, and beautifully executed psychological thriller worth watching.
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Continue reading →: Review | The Pickup (2025)The Pickup is a forgettable, uninspired heist comedy with a solid cast but no personality. Eddie Murphy and Pete Davidson are wasted in roles anyone could’ve played. It’s watchable background noise, but there’s nothing funny, unique, or memorable here—just another safe, soulless movie lost in the crowd.
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Review | Super Charlie (2025)
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Continue reading →: Review | Super Charlie (2025)Super Charlie is a lighthearted superhero tale aimed squarely at kids aged 6–8, with themes of sibling rivalry and selfishness. While children may enjoy the silly antics and simple morals, adults will likely find the animation dated, the dubbing clunky, and the story forgettable. Strictly for young viewers.
