Graftwerk
A spacey treat Continue reading Graftwerk
Mons Venusian
The LP title comes close to being an anagram of ‘dope bell end’, or it would do given at least one more ‘d’ Continue reading Mons Venusian
Solitary Sister
Dum dum dum dum-dum-dum-dum Continue reading Solitary Sister
Crimble-Crumble-Crazy
Raise a toast to the ghosts of the friends we lost last year Continue reading Crimble-Crumble-Crazy
I Wanna Ride On Your Reindeer
And A Dream Like This Must Die
There is no truth to the rumour that my daughter and I sing ‘Dyslexic arse’ to the tune of one song here Continue reading And A Dream Like This Must Die
Aisha, I’m Vibrating!!
What would William Burroughs mating with Robert Zimmerman on a bed of giant poisonous centipedes sound like? Continue reading Aisha, I’m Vibrating!!
The Original Viagra Boys
I ain’t joking woman I got to ramble Continue reading The Original Viagra Boys
The Immaculate Conjunction
She’s got a heart of gold, gonna save a bitch’s soul, from goin’ down Satan’s hot way Continue reading The Immaculate Conjunction
Viag Raboysreview
This is a colleague announcement, clean-up required in health food aisle Continue reading Viag Raboysreview
Psychedelic Hand Shaking
Almost 49 minutes of songs about wanking Continue reading Psychedelic Hand Shaking
Summer Dreams Ripped At The Seams
Warning: May contain images of an arousing nature Continue reading Summer Dreams Ripped At The Seams
Bun E. Boilers
They’re gonna raise hell Continue reading Bun E. Boilers
The Winner Slays All
Fast and Cheap, not me – this compilation! Continue reading The Winner Slays All
Swing Like A Bitch
Sunshine IS better! Continue reading Swing Like A Bitch
Turn That Damn Guitar Down!
Well the night I wrote this post , Lord I swear the moon turned a fire red (x2) Continue reading Turn That Damn Guitar Down!
Wes Side Story
Go Wes in the open air! Go Wes where the skies are blue! Continue reading Wes Side Story
Mento Health
A bunch of young up-and-coming hopefuls, named by Errol Flynn Continue reading Mento Health
R.I.P: Ozzy
Doom trumpet is silenced Continue reading R.I.P: Ozzy
C’est Sa Vie
Not Vanessa Parody Continue reading C’est Sa Vie
Alguitara
A nostalgia for a desert life I never had Continue reading Alguitara
Party Music For Gay Angry Sluts
‘Michael, I don’t want to suck you off on my lunch break’ Continue reading Party Music For Gay Angry Sluts
The All-Seeing ISIS
Granopticon – the concept/fact that your granny can always tell when you’ve been naughty. Continue reading The All-Seeing ISIS
Alone On A Platform
You and me together fighting for our love Continue reading Alone On A Platform
Stereo Filth
This is a bad motorcycle, it runs on blood! Continue reading Stereo Filth
Oedipal Expletive
The NME within Continue reading Oedipal Expletive
You’re So Necromantic
Fishnet leatherette, pussy galore, pseudo sumo wrestler, goths adore! Continue reading You’re So Necromantic
Do You Believe?
Mmm, those snakes sure are toasty! Continue reading Do You Believe?
Mockney Revel
Sex on the TV, everybody’s at it /
And the mind gets dirty as you get closer to thirty Continue reading Mockney Revel
Yes, I Want Blood
Power rage Continue reading Yes, I Want Blood