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Life’s a rollercoaster. There are ups, downs, twists, and turns. It’s easy to get caught up in the drama and wonder why things are happening the way they are. But here’s the thing: time’s got your back. It’s like a patient friend who listens to all your stories, good and bad, and weaves them into […]
True me.. Tap-2064..
. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. The batteries were given out free of charge. […]
Things to ponder!
. Four guys sitting around having drinks and one of the men had to use the restroom. The three others talked about their kids. The first guy said, “My son is my pride and joy, he started working at a company at the bottom. He studied business and began to climb the corporate ladder, became […]
Four Sons!
. A man and woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned. […]
Husband Walks In!
. A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (WTF?!?!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Weird, but I’m still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. (Honey, […]
That Pig!
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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C toa B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”
The boy said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long…
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There’s no right way to close a stand-up comedy set. Some comedians go with what they believe is their strongest bit, while others go for their longest. Some opt for callbacks, while some save their dirtiest jokes for the end, knowing that if they told them too early on in the set, they wouldn’t be able to follow it with anything. Some want to challenge the audience, and others want their closer to serve as a “thank you” note to the crowd for bearing with them for however long they’ve been on stage.
“This is when the performer decides how you’re going to spend the rest of your evening, what your energy is going to be,” says comedian Guy Branum. “In the ’80s into the ’90s. I think comics particularly had extremely modular sets full of short jokes and put the strongest one…
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Pretty amazing act.
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Unbelievable Presentation
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Books you may not wish to read in public….
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