
Yay! It’s Halloween! Halloween has always been my favorite holiday. I mean, think about it…You get to dress weird, drink booze and eat candy for dinner. In fact, all of that fun stuff is encouraged. How could you go wrong on such a day! Well, I might have found one example of Halloween misadventure here with these decadently delicious Witch Crash Cupcakes. Our coven of witches seems to have suffered a bit of a mishap mid-flight, resulting in a bit of a hasty landing to say the least! Tipsy from too much Witches Brew perhaps or maybe just a sudden burst of turbulence? I’m not sure and they would prefer not to discuss it.

Our modern holiday of Halloween, actually has Irish origins. Today’s celebrations are derived from the Celtic holiday of Samhain. Samhain was Celtic New Year. It was a harvest festival which marked the dying of the sun-god and a turning to the colder, dormant half of the year. On this night, the Celts believed the veil between the worlds of the living and the dead was at its lowest point. The dead could more easily travel back over to our side, and if we weren’t careful, we could accidentally wander over in to their world and be trapped-a good reason to stay close to home and bonfires, no doubt! This belief likely gave rise to our Halloween legends of ghosts, ghouls and witches wandering about on this night in particular. I’ve posted some great Halloween recipes in past years ranging from the historically based traditional recipes such as:
Soul Cakes (Traditional Halloween/ Samhain)

Yeasted Irish Barmbrack Bread (traditional Halloween/Samhain)

Irish Tea Barmbrack with a Whiskey Honey Glaze (traditional Halloween/Samhain)

To the more whimsical offerings such as:
White Chocolate Mummy Pretzels

Halloween Cookies & Cream Owl Cupcakes

Mini Mummy Brownie Bite Cupcakes

As well as some wonderful boozy libations to kick your celebrations into high gear:


A few year’s ago I managed to combined whimsical and boozy altogether in my Halloween treats with these adorable – I mean terribly frightening Itsy-Bitsy Tipsy Spider Cupcakes.

Then there were these Black Velvet Frankenstein Cupcakes.

I had a howling good time making these little rascals:

I loved making these boo-tiful Spooky Ghost Cupcakes!

And don’t forget these diabolically delicious Malted Chocolate Devil Cupcakes

A couple of years ago, I took a wee break from my Halloween cupcake streak to bring you these divinely spooky, yet sweet Chocolate Black Cat Macarons!

And then I was back on the cupcake wagon, rolling up with these delectable Spooky Graveyard Cupcakes

Took a break from cupcakes last year to make these monstrously tasty Franken-krispie treats

And this year it’s back to cupcakes with these funny, yummy Witch Crash Cupcakes. These malted chocolate cupcakes are a favorite of mine. Moist, rich and oh so chocolatey and pretty easy to prepare. They are topped with one of my favorite frostings as well, Swiss Meringue Buttercream. The decorations are pretty straightforward. Oreo cookie halves and Hershey kisses make the hats. The shoes are Tootsie Rolls, made easier to shape by 5 -10 seconds in the microwave. For the legs, I used some dark and white chocolate striped Mikado sticks that I had on hand. But you could also use pretzels, Pocky Sticks or even striped straws. Let your imagination run wild!

There’s still time to whip up a batch of the naughty little indulgences before the sun goes down on this Halloween. And take a note from the misfortune these witches suffered…If you are imbibing this All Hallows Eve, don’t risk a crash! Call an Uber. Happy Halloween ya’ll!

Witch Crash Cupcakes
recipe for cupcakes from: Pastry Love by Joanne Chang
Ingredients:
For the Cupcakes:
- 210 grams (1 1/2 cups) malted milk powder
- 175 grams (1 1/4 cups) all purpose flour
- 60 grams (1/2 cup) Dutch-processed cocoa powder, sifted after measuring
- 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
- 1 teaspoon kosher salt
- 200 grams ( 1 cup) sugar
- 2 large eggs ( about 100 grams) at room temperature
- 1 large egg yolk (about 20 grams) at room temperature
- 110 grams (1/2 cup) vegetable oil (such as canola)
- 240 grams (1 cup) whole milk
- 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
- Vanilla Syrup (recipe noted below)
For the Swiss Meringue Buttercream frosting:
- 5 large (150 grams) egg whites
- 1 1/4 cups (250 grams) granulated sugar
- 3 sticks (340 grams) unsalted butter, at room temperature, cut into cubes
- 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
- 1/4 teaspoon fine salt
For the decorations:
- 36 Tootsie Rolls (for the shoes)
- 9 Oreo Cookies (for the hat brims)
- 18 Hershey Kisses (for the pointy bit of the hat)
- 36 pretzels, pocky sticks, chocolate mikado sticks or even striped straws (for the legs – you can get creative!)
- Neon gel food color
Directions:
Preheat the oven to 325° F and place a rack in the center of the oven. Line the bottoms of two regular cupcake pans with cupcake liners. Spray the sides lightly with pan spray or very lightly brush with vegetable oil. Set aside.
In a medium bowl, stir together the malted milk powder, flour, cocoa powder, baking powder and salt. Set aside.
In a stand mixer fitted with a whisk attachment, whip the sugar, whole eggs and egg yolk on medium hight speed until the mixture falls back onto itself in ribbons when you lift the whisk up. Turn the mixer to low and slowly drizzle in the oil. Turn off the mixer and add about one third of the flour mixture. Turn the mixer on to the lowest speed and mix just until most of the flour mixture has been incorporated into the eggs, about 10 seconds. Stop the mixer and use a rubber spatula to scrape the sides and bottom of the bowl and the whisk. Add about half the milk along with the vanilla and turn the mixer back onto the lowest speed. Gently combine until most of the milk is mixed into the batter. stop the mixer and again scrape the bowl and the whisk. Add half the remaining flour mixture; mix on low until it’s mostly mixed in, then stop and scrape. Add the rest of the milk and mix again on low util it is mostly mixed in. Remove the bowl from the mixer , add the last of the flour mixture, and gently fold by hand with a rubber spatula until all of it is incorporated into the batter. Divide the batter between the prepared cupcake tins.
Bake for 20 to 25 minutes, rotating the pans midway through the baking time, until the cupcakes spring back when you poke them in the middle and a cake tester or toothpick comes out clean when you insert it into the middle of the cake. Remove the cupcakes from the oven and let cool in the baking pans on a wire rack.
While the cupcakes are baking and cooling, make the frosting and vanilla syrup and set them aside.
Once the cupcakes are completely cool, remove them from the tins. Using a pastry brush, paint and soak the tops of the cupcakes with the vanilla syrup.
For the Frosting:
Wipe the bowl of an electric mixer with paper towel and lemon juice or vinegar to remove any trace of grease. Make a double boiler by placing the mixer bowl over a saucepan of simmering water, making sure the bowl doesn’t touch the water.
Add the egg whites and sugar to the bowl, whisking constantly but gently, until temperature reaches 140°F, or until the sugar has completely dissolved and the egg whites are hot.
Attach the bowl to the mixer fitted with the whisk attachment and begin to whip until the meringue is thick, glossy, and the bottom of the bowl no longer feels warm, about 7 to 10 minutes.
Switch over to paddle attachment and, with mixer on low-speed, add the butter cubes, one at a time, until incorporated. Continue beating until it has reached a silky smooth texture. If the buttercream curdles simply keep mixing and it will come back to smooth. If the buttercream is too thin and runny, refrigerate for about 15 minutes before continuing mixing with paddle attachment until it comes together. Add the vanilla and salt, continuing to beat on low speed until well combined.
Divide the frosting into three bowls. Add green, purple and orange food coloring gel to each bowl of frosting until it reaches desired hue.
If you would like to make this frosting ahead of time, keep in airtight container in refrigerator for up to one week or in the freezer for up to 2 months. Let come to room temperature and rewhip in the mixer with the paddle attachment before using.
For the assembly:
Form the Tootsie Rolls into boots, shoes. Microwave for 5 -10 seconds until the candy is pliable. I used a chopstick to make the heel impression. Make an impression in the top of the boot for whatever type of leg you are going to use. Insert legs gently into boots.
Twist open the Oreo cookies and scrape away the white filling. Pipe a small amount of colored frosting in the center of each cookie. Place a Hershey Kiss on top to form the hats.
Fill three piping bags with the different color frostings and top each cupcake. Place a hat on top of each cake and then add two of the leg/boots.
Enjoy!
Vanilla Syrup
Ingredients:
- 120 grams (1/2 cup) water
- 100 grams (1/2 cup) sugar
- 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
Directions:
In a small saucepan, combine the sugar with the water and bring to a boil and stir until the sugar is dissolved. Remove from the heat and stir in the vanilla extract. Let cool before using.
The syrup can be made in advance and stored in an airtight container in the fridge indefinitely.
Links for helpful Kitchen Tools & Ingredients for Witch Crash Cupcakes:
*Some of the links below are affiliate links. This means that, at zero cost to you, I will earn an affiliate commission if you click through the link and finalize a purchase*
Kitchen Aid Artisan Stand Mixer
Oxo Good Grips Stainless Steel Food Scale
King Arthur Bensdorp Dutch Process Cocoa Powder
Carnation Malted Milk Powder or King Arthur Malted Milk Powder
Pastry Chefs Belgian Striped Mikado Sticks
Pastry Love by Joanne Chang – LOVE this cookbook!
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