SOCIAL SATURDAYS Vol 20
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10 New Major Endorsements Won By Donald Trump
Last week, Donald Trump’s presidential campaign had received a major boost when in a public appearance, former vice-presidential candidate and TV personality Sarah Palin [Click For More]
Over the Line Show #38 The Pre-Clip Show
On Today’s Show: The Rule of the Clip Show, Three’s Company Lyrics Dissected, Antonin Scalia, American Government 101, Donald Trump, Ted Cruz Can’t Speak [Click For More]
SOCIAL SATURDAYS Vol 19
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So….Got Any Big Plans for the Weekend?
You almost forgot again, didn’t you? Well, never mind, you’ve just got time. Stop what you’re doing, before it’s too late. Clear your schedule. Have [Click For More]
Over the Line Show #37 Guest: Dr Smith
On Today’s Show: Guest Dr. Smith, Hockey Bowls, Cleveland Browns, Year of the Monkey, The Super Bowl, Manning Makes Out With Papa John, Best and Worst Super Bowl [Click For More]
Ode to Mountain Dew
According to Wikipedia, in 1940 two Tennessee beverage bottlers named Barney and Ally Hartman invented the formula for Mountain Dew. Below is my tribute to those two fine [Click For More]
SOCIAL SATURDAYS Vol 18
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See? We don’t know what Taco Bell’s new menu item is either
There are certain perks that come with being a syndicated columnist. For example, just last month at the Oregon Plumbling Convention, I was honored with delivering the [Click For More]
Over the Line Show #36 Bacon Cheeseburger Ring
On Today’s Show: Winning Big At Poker, Celebrity Apprentice, Joe Communistic Attitude Towards Dairy Queen, Cake Cone Tips, Batman bushes, American Crime, Cell Phones [Click For More]
LAP’s Cooking Playlist
I have two major passions in my life. Oops, forgot about the kids – make that THREE major passions in my life. But this isn’t a mommy blog, so you’re stuck [Click For More]
SOCIAL SATURDAYS VOLUME 17
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LAP chews fat with Surgeon General about obesity problem
Like many of you, I’ll never forget where I was when I heard the shocking news that obesity had officially become the No. 1 preventable health crisis in the [Click For More]
Over the Line Show #35 Eagles Vs Pink Floyd
On Today’s Show: Eye exams, Glenn Frey, Best selling albums of all time, Changes to the Oscars, Religious Donald Trump, TV’s renewals and cancellations, Amy [Click For More]
LAP’s 2016 Super Bowl Thoughts and Predictions
It’s that time of year again. The time when we go semi-cray-cray and start figuring out creative ways to avoid our day jobs before and after the Super Bowl. The off [Click For More]
SOCIAL SATURDAYS VOLUME 16
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Eclectic; A Hipster Conversation
byline: Jude the Hipster Eclectic; a hipster conversation From the Merriam Webster online dictionary- ECLECTIC: (n) one who uses a method or approach that is composed of [Click For More]
Over the Line Show #34 Everybody Is Curious
On Today’s Show: Laryngitis Awareness, Girl meets World meets Girl, Women daytime talk shows, Al Rooker is funny, Powerball Winners and losers, GoFund Me, David [Click For More]
Men That Cannot Get Laid
Have you ever met a straight man and thought to yourself…hmmmmmmmmmmm the only vagina you have ever seen was the one that you gave you life? The reason why they are not [Click For More]
SOCIAL SATURDAYS VOLUME 15
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