Memoirs of my Death, What Remained of Me

It’s approximately two years and four months since her diary, the paper last felt the consolatory touch of him pen, ball point. I think she missed him, judging by the starry-eyed look on her face.

They were in love back then, yes indeed, it is all manifested by the loss of words, stammers and shivers as both bodies come close to slightly rub against each other with difficulty.

Is it the time apart they have spent? All these, are questions that flood my head here by the Kitchen sink as a sip to my favorite glass of Kitoko while staring down at my two long lost love birds finally reunited.

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But what will she remember of me when I die? Will your eulogy be of cognition or affection my gorgeous? Will she grieve, fall by my grave, her bosom kissing this earthly dust and wish for a second chance, regretting all chances wasted. Will she defy the code and exchange her life for mine? Can she?

All she wanted was a photo album of us together till our soft smooth skins cracked dry and hair turned grey, but I denied her that opportunity, I vanished. All she wanted was our simple normal comical relationship like it was back then, but I denied her the wish, things turned complicated and hard when I left.

She sobbing, hurt and wimping, her eyes red and sored and all I do is just lie here still, I can’t talk, move my body or least wink. Lord show her a sign that I still care.  Let her know that I will be back for her, love and care for her like enaku ezo.

To Be Continued Next Time. 

 

35%. Thought It Was 85% We’re Safe HIV / AIDS Just A Word

In the early 1990s, Makerere University was the only recognised institution of higher Education in Uganda. Over the years more institutions of higher education have sprouted attracting a lengthy lane of students from all corners of East Africa. Therefore one could simply correlate the surging HIV prevalence rates and numbers amongst university students to the increased populations around these institutions.

But research carried out only shows cramps of the real digits and not the exact prevalence rate as earlier assumed since a set of students is used to determine the rates and not the entire student population whereas some information is consistently concealed by the subjects under test for fear of exposure.

Findings of the study on HIV seroprevalence and its related factors under a report entitled, “HIV/AIDS Baseline Sero-Study In Ugandan Universities was done by R.A.H.U showed that HIV prevalence amongst university students stands at 35%. A lucid manifest that H.E. Museveni’s ABC strategy that fought HIV to [2% in 2002] is wailing out amongst the current generation. Today we discuss why there is a plummet on HIV awareness amongst the university students of today.

Absteinence Nolonger A Solution
Qualitative data shows that students whose religion and strict home upbringing played an important role in their lives had much more stricter attitudes towards sexual relationships. But that only is evident for the first few days and months as arrival at university marks a significant transition in culture and environment. In the absence of restrictive parental surveillance and supervision, new students find freedom and excitement. “You arrive at campus and there is this all new kind of life far different from home. You want to experience everything quick in the first four months at campus and that’s how sex comes along.” Vivian a student at Makerere University says. This quest for excitement and pleasure suggests why many students have their first sexual encounters at campus.

It’s an exploratory year. The girls want to relish the blossoms of passion and romance while the boys need to test the limits of their manhood. This will be accomplished by sleeping with as many girls as possible. And since most universities in Uganda are wholly accepting of students having sex add the social peer pressures to acquire a sexual partner, even the religiously motivated that cling onto their vows of chastity will be compelled to indulge in a relationship which may have sex involved at one point.

Faithfulness Lies In a Balance
Report findings suggest that multiple past or concurrent partners mainly by the females attributes to the rampant HIV rates at campus. Female students have been perceived to date older men who they perceive as more mature than their peers whilst most still hook older guys mainly for economic gains. I do know of a friend who has survived at the hands of his old boy friend’s pockets her entire time at campus. Actually it’s quite normal both to the male and female students today for females to have one generous young partner and a working class older outsider. I had a friend who told me, “Every girl wants to be seen in the best car, with the best handsome guy. When I come back to hostel I want to be seen with shopping parcels embroidered with some prominent supermarket’s name.” “So if my handsome guy can’t give that to me, I hook up some old chap to do that.” She adds. Today the likes of Akamwesi at MUBS Nakawa, Nana Hostels at Makerere and Vienna Girls Hostel at UCU Mukono are now prominent for hosting old men both amongst the student community and corporate working class.
It’s not just cross generational sex happening at campus even on campus generational sex does. The freshers all looking glam and innocent in an ambient search for adventure are taken advantage of by the older students at university. They’re described as naive, vulnerable and easy targets to conquer. “When we arrived at campus all 2nd, 3rd or 4th year students looked attractive and had a unique sense of style we all adored. If one approached me then I wouldn’t hesitate.” a student affiliated to Nkozi narrates.
There’s high sexual activity happening behind the doors of university lecture rooms i.e. student – lecturer affairs. Reason for such entanglements could be mutual understanding between the two parties or uncalled for sexual advances from either of the parties most times it being the lecturer. A UCU student jokingly tells this writer “Just for marks I would do my lecturer if it’s the last resort.”
Casual sex has become too common at campus. Students just want sex. When you see people coming with beer bottles clanking, use recreational drugs at parties or bashes, all they want is to have sex with no strings attached. Excessive drinking and frequent abuse of recreational drugs at house parties and bashes attributes to increase in the eminent risk of having unplanned, casual and unprotected sex. Participants to these bashes testify that condoms are never available at these events.

Condoms Nolonger 100% Solution
Majority of the students are familiar with HIV/AIDS and its mode of transmission but still hold too many misconceptions about this pandemic. Many students perceive the aftermath of becoming pregnant as more catastrophic than being infected with HIV. In relationships condoms are trashed and non – prophylactic birth control or morning – after pill are opted for. Girls perceive having sex while on contraceptives being safer than using a condom. Also partners tend to stop using condoms the moment they start trusting each other the research reports.
4000 condoms maybe supplied at the Makerere halls of residence weekly but how many are stashed in the pathways of those mixed hostels outside the university? None. But in these rooms students copulate day in day out eventually this exposing them to the disease. Girls’ coyness to initiate the use of condoms before sex in relationships for fear of being viewed as promiscuous is a factor too.

Universities Fault
Most universities culture especially the religious centred isn’t supportive to the HIV-positive. The corrugated perceptions of stigma continue to scare and chase away those who want to open up about their status or want to test. A medical student at Mbarara University says, “It’s easier for HIV people to keep their status private. That way everyone continues to treat you the same.” Many students reveal that they would rather test outside campus than at the university health centres for fear of their results being exposed or used against them while to others; they continue living in denial and never come for HIV testing. This explains the small numbers that ever turn up at the university clinics or organised health weeks to test particularly for HIV.

Uhmmnn, Now I Have A Bed

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When I took the decision to leave my father’s house a little over five months ago, I did two things first; one was tell my father about it and the second was contact a carpenter to fix for me a bed as quick as he could before I moved in to the house.

My Dad had offered a bed, sofa seats and a couple of other things to start me off but I shruggingly brushed those off. (What would be the point of independence if half my house had been stocked by him?)

I went on a search for a good carpenter with my housemate Ojakol and we zeroed in on a guy that worked a kilometer away from my newly found home. We agreed terms and he asked that we leave a deposit, which we obeyed too.

Moses, as we’d later learn was his name, promised to deliver a…

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Married To My Sparkling Brown Nile Special Bottle

It’s been ages since I dashed something down, how minuet for a prospective blogger I am. I really miss playing with words maybe mama Namu misses my never ending midnight visits to her stationary asking for A4 papers. Uh, probably the papers miss the soothing touch from the barrel of my bic pen. It’s the #UgBloggers7Days experience, I know am late by three days, but finally had to come through, overcome my laziness and type something down. A bucket full of stories, reveries, and some black out experiences I bring you today; I have abstained from my primary addiction – the rolex for a month, nearly threw in a towel to my engineering coarse, she pregnant again with little tinkle [haah], then speak of the brown bottle[booze] you got my attention. Did I just affirm to my never dying love for the bottle and right I did.

nile beerTo begin with I deserve a Samaritan nobel price this month for sure I have donated too much. Simple math twenty five nile special bottles multiple it with 5k Ugandan shillings in one night plus a coolant Rwenzori mineral water and all goes to waste in the club loos or my neighbours most adored flower pot.

The female beautiful squatters you stumble upon, obviously unable to resist her compulsive spell you hand her an ice Smirnoff [it’s the manly way of saying ‘I appreciate’ around a hangout joint].

Before you realise you’re punch – drunk, completely inebriated, shouting to heavenly before the drowsiness marries you off. It’s at this juncture that you realise you’re drunk. Although you could need a sobering miracle bestowed upon you, you end up mimicking your baby ‘tegelele’ walk moments, crawling to the nearest dark spot of the club.

Then there comes the wise sharp Kampala babe who stripes you empty leaving you with 1 bob maybe that’s enough to get you home tomorrow.

My beer – liquor chemistry talent is back on. First primary rule about beer; never try playing around mixing cheap brands. I do assure you, it’s the dogs licking your lips the next morning that will do you favour of waking you up. Yes I’d try out the rare eagle dark – empire creamie punch only to find myself by the side of the road the next day.

Then about the mtn bundles God forgive Mtn for they not know who they’re stealing. I subscribe for 50mbs go to sleep, wake up in the morning login to my twitter account and next thing; “Dear customer you have used 80% of your daily internet bundle.” Really!

Whos Hotter In Bed? Sex Stereotypes Revealed

Two days back my every own crew lashed out at me for my ludicrous decision to turn down head. Why or to whom I did turn down is still a misery to them, to me it may have been just the wrong stereotype she was categorized in. Many guys will on several occasions sign and seal conclusions pertaining to a babe’s sexual urge simply basing on her day to day actions or social behaviour.

If the last thing you could want is for women stereotyping men basing on physical looks, occupation and pocket weight, then don’t do them same.

Academicians

After remaining quiet drowned in books the entire day, surely all she adores at the end of the day is some good music tickling ears, let go of her hair, it brushing her shoulders then probably do a strip tease for his guy as they chill indoors. Movies and television are somewhat to blame for their portrayal of these book worms’ secret wild side. But then again, it could just be that you believe that because they’re so prim and proper all day long – what with silence there must be a crazy aspect to them after the books are closed. Why shouldn’t that aspect be of the sexual variety?

Dancers

Checkout On A Daggering Dancer And Your Bed room Issues Are Sorted
Checkout On A Daggering Dancer And Your Bed room Issues Are Sorted

Yes just as the name suggested. It’s Nicki’s cottony ass in the anaconda video at your physical disposal with these queen daggering dancers grooving. If she can twist her body to the weirdest and hardest of the deejay spins and back plays from the decks, then why not wiggle to your rhythms in bed. In fact this giving more reason why old chaps and dudes travel all away from Muk, Mubs and Kyambogo universities flocking bars around Mukonos’ UCU and Nkozis’ recently completed Bbosa bash to have a glimpse of these ‘bu’girls shaking their flaccid behinds and soft waists.

Women with tattoos/ body piercings

Supposedly thought to be lionesses in bed; she’d whole hearted opted to mutilate her body so as to have some ink sublimed into their skin pigment or a hole drilled through their body then think no further, she craves the bad aggressive bed type man. Dudes who watch ebony porn or to those who board bodabodas to storm bimansulo (strip clubs) can ascertain that the babes always involved in the stage action have a piercing or two or wear tattoos. Now, not all of them do, but nevertheless the association is that women who have tattoos crave sex. As well, you might think that women who get piercings and tattoos would relish nothing more than some rough copulation sessions (and have it often) all in commemoration of the sensation they received while they got the art onto their bodies.

Overweight women

She’s got more than the socially acceptable size; she’ll want to make up for what she lacks aesthetically in bed. Since they don’t get approached as often as their opposites the stick portables do, when they stumble upon a guy interested in gawking at them naked, they’ll slap you bosoms and thigh, give you an awesome time you too will even narrate with no fear at your death bed.

Fashionistas

Uh, if she’s fanatic with her body, she’s assured of an eye onto her every step she makes, so why not use her beauty to her advantage. The provocative cat walks, the enormous thigh power and palpable double-Ds aren’t just to fill the shirt; they’re put up for display to charm that cash out of your pockets. Wondered why ladies storm clubs in skimpies you got you answer.

Smokers & Drinkers

Smoking one weed joint by a lady once in a while won’t astonish anyone, though packs and joints smoked daily by a single soul will worry many. Smoking may seem unsexy to many dudes but her puffing that shisha pot bending her neck backwards, revealing her smooth neck surely leaves many dudes drooling. To the beer bending ladies, salute, it takes guts and boldness for one babe to tank gallons of beer down her stomach without fear of becoming victim of any dubious acts that may befall her while she’s inebriated. Dudes will confess preferring making love to a tipsy babe than to a sober one. “I don’t drink but prefer having sex with a babe that has drunk. There’s a way they respond and get the courage to do stuff they haven’t done before!” said Sam a student from Nkozi.

Whores.

With these ones, it’s not something to debate about. Obviously every dude will rush to them. Not because they’re the ‘nkumbis’ (hoes) around campus rather know exactly what to do. The too much experience embedded within them basing on the multiple bed time they have had with different dudes attracts many chaps towards them. They have visited all sengas so they can’t go wrong on anything beneath those sheets. Have much love for sex reaching to extents of stocking dudes online.

Side Dishes.

These are the best in bed because they are stress free not bothered by the common boyfriend girl friend relationship cheating dilemmas. They’re ever willing to give out their goods its always ready meat say unlike the girl friend type who will always need incentives before getting a piece of her yoyo. Best of it all they give you the best sex being it is done hurriedly for fear of being caught.

COMMON MISTAKES NOT TO ATTEMPT AT HOUSE PARTIES.

The long curfew holiday only has days left to it, the campus days are now closing in. What does that mean? Coarsework, handouts, house parties, booze, blackouts then wake up in bed with strangers or places you can barely notice. Clubbing may have some cream smeared to it but nothing ever beats the fun around the soiree environment (Who could resist the sight of free booze or soda to those abstaining).So if you want to ripe the best of excitement from these parties some points will have to be taken under consideration.

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Simple Party Rules.

Before the party
~ Dress Right For The Party.
Yes you may have received the invite, but are you dressed for the theme soiree. Take time off and search through your closet for that right garb to fit the evening. Wear whatever you want underneath, naked isn’t bad too females! Too much color blocking, fella you look like a rainbow pimp. We well do understand how anxious you’re to be hosted on Mosha’s fashionista show but keep the sunglasses off at night. That’s why they are called sunglasses not ‘nightglasses’ keep it simple and tidy. Please be courteous and let the host know if you’re to be late or decide you’re not coming. (Call earlier not 7pm). You will be doing those on the waiting list a disservice; people have to be put on the cancelation list. If you don’t show up, it’s understandable, curfew is no crime it’s a stage of life you have to go through.
During the party

~ Don’t Make A Scene
This could be inform of anything that tampers with the peace of the others all involving over –inebriation. At these parties sex is optional; you come do whatever you want with anyone when you want but mind where you play from. The beds in the house aren’t for your personal sexual sessions and the sofas are not for standing. And perchance you happen to meet one of your exs with a new beau, play gentleman or independent girl because no one’s’ wants the screaming match of broken hearts ruining their night.
~ Don’t take over the music.
Quite often when under the influence of an alvaro punch, may think you’re the next Uganda’s Vybz Kartel because you can rhyme his ‘pum pum’ club bunger, but sorry you aren’t. You just some guy with too much vodka in your stomach. There is purpose for music around the house. That’s why a DJ is employed to fulfil that purpose. So don’t pretend to know what’s on the joker’s music playlist or order what music you want to hear. Rather you could have called radio and asked for your favourite jam on the request show.
~ Control Your Bodily Functions.
Never experiment with tequila or vodka play with beer, don’t mix a spirit with beer or drink more than what your guts can handle. Throw up and you’ll never get away with it. (Remember this is the smart phone era and our cameras aren’t far). You still have problems dealing with your libido. Please seek counselling prior to the soiree. Don’t act like you still in your early puberty stages. Not every skirt in the room is bound to face the wrath of your whopper or does any guy flirting with you want your fruit.
After The Party

~ Keep your voices low when on the streets and all kinky talk quiet. No one wants to know the silliest of your memoirs. Lastly respect your fellow party-mates and property you get around the party premises.
Hang out, meet new folks, play and see what happens next. Have fun this September semester and remember to be the fun guy not the wasted junk throw out of the party.

LIFE WITH CHINESE BEAUTIES; AM EMCEE

My A4 paper relishes the tickles from my pen’s barrel, I shall write. It’s time the alarm clock does say so. I reluctantly crawl out of my silky sheets and reach for the window. The window shutters yawn, the rains pour, the sky defiantly roaring with thunder beats heard ubiquitously. The winds howling dreadfully hurting my ears as its sharp breeze pass by. It isn’t the Sunday I thought it would be. But this won’t scare me am a Sagittarius boy. To the lobby; where’s my Tuxedo, am officiating a party today at Fang – Fang Chinese restaurant. Many thought a shy boy – me couldn’t make it in front of any enormous crowd, yes thank to the almighty God I did. “You so talkative boy, you like speaking too much Raymond.” many lashed at me. Breaking all odds, today here I stand with vigour a top of the Fang – Fang restaurant (their roof top view wing) amassed with people; professors, engineers, doctors, the lay and waitresses all glued and smiling to my cheap bing searched jokes. Emceeing isn’t an opportunity to ever cross my mind but truly a dream come true on the other hand.
Did it once, twice its getting smoother each round and now am going doing it a again. I mean giggle. With this opportunity I get to giggle around try out those Charlie Brown moves, I’m a joker that’s me. Take it or leave. The smartness is no exception here; a slim – trim double – breasted piece suit, the perfect fit to my regular body, a mogul confetti bowtie wound around my checked shirt collar to make up for the top and chocolate brown loafers at the foot leaves everyone gawking at you. So you need the audiences’ attention, you got it boy. Ladies love success they’re drawn to it. Obviously I choose who to speak, joke with whoever I want or stall at other moments, and order the waitress which table to fill with more martinis. Now that’s the definition of control and confidence. The beautiful ladies will eventually be coming for a selfie, a word or two from mister emcee, definitely contact exchange is inevitable.

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For food just eat everything is tasty.

The food good lord, the amazing tastes of these dishes at this place (you all know what’s with Chinese dishes; always have doubt of what you’re eating). It’s only the rice I can physically identify, the rest I just chew. Mind you its self service.  And at the end of it all, all these elite old fellas arrive at your table thank you for the job well done. Cracking a joke to a 60 year old and he or she dances to your rhythm smoothly isn’t easy. Well done my boy most showing their appreciation while asking for my contact.
To all those public speakers out there doing the job just right; salute. Happy success in life Kemy the main celebrant and to my boy Timothy who made it possible, thank you mil gracias brother.
Chao 

I Didn’t Seek For Chintzy Populacy At The Club, I Saw A Child At Agabe Children’s Home Acquire A Dream. #CROAK N RHYME

Inch by inch, row by row
Someone bless these seeds  I sow..,
Til the rain comes tumblin’ down. – David mallet.
          I bet many people would rather go clubing and yes many did on Friday, spend zillions of shillings, smoke pot, get wasted and inebriated than to stop by the Uganda Museum for Croak and Rhyme, drop a ten thousand shilling note in the basket to help that needy orphaned child out there too get a life. A life so smooth and basic like every other Ugandan kid has had or is having.

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Emmy, Haguma and Me at the Uganda Museum.

Initially I didn’t give 40 days 40smiles my best interest since many foundations of such nature have failed to achieve their objectives. Why? Many are headed by old folks who are already frustrated with life, and looking for the easiest way to get some chintzy publicity and money. Unfortunately, the populace always cared to give them that shot that wasn’t meant for them. I bet it was meant for 40 days 40 smiles (with a marvellous smile).
Then there it is, a foundation full of vigorous youths, trying to influence change in their communities and country against all odds, talk of patriotism,  they take the award. With a vision to raise a generation in which every child has a chance at achieving their dream, aimed at self sustainability.  This has been accomolished through social media platforms and fun social events.
Eventually, we built a dorm rather, they built a dorm. 
Charity events that give a person a taste of art, a chance to listen to the sweet music from publicly banished reggae greats like Maddox Sematimba, young ladies with beyonce voices (Sonny Soweez), wonderful sounds of Jazz and the awesome sound of poetry through a theme dubbed ‘croak and rhyme’ and at a fee so generous, so as to help the vulnerable children of our nation and community,  don’t come daily. This is an investment that will last a life time.
Like lavender wild flowers in the new green grass of spring, with awesome beauty and a heart so generous, Imade it, Emmy did, Davis Kawalya signed in, they all did. Writers, politicians,  poets, musicians, lay men, all looking at the greater cause of a foundation so strong upon which many memories will forever be written. And I dedicate this poem from a heart full of love and joy to the children of Agape Childrens Home Kibuli;

“Love from your smiles filling the void
In our hearts, we yearn to watch,
The sight of you playing boisterously
I relent, not to influence but generosity.

Even when the budget is quirky,
Will be standing by you in numbers,
For there is greatness in numbers
No matter the situation,  always.

Salved by loving arms and hearts,
By the youth of this nation
For the children of this country,
nd betterment of all,
because of croak qnd rhyme,
With wine we say, hail 40 days 40 smiles.”
By: Davis Kawalya

They’re Like Overly Sensitive Smoke Detectors. Women tend to approach social situations with an unconscious decision-making structure that assumes men are primarily interested in casual sex and nothing more.

And so Rob looked for the traits almost all heterosexual men look for in a woman. David Buss surveyed over ten thousand people in thirty-seven different societies and found that standards of female beauty are pretty much the same around the globe. Men everywhere value clear skin, full lips, long lustrous hair, symmetrical features, shorter distances between the mouth and chin and between the nose and chin, and a waist-to-hip ratio of about 0.7. A study of painting going back thousands of years found that most of the women depicted had this ratio. Playboy bunnies tend to have this ratio, though their overall fleshiness can change with the fashions. Even the famously thin supermodel Twiggy had exactly a 0.73 percent waist-to-hip ratio.
Rob liked what he saw. He was struck by a vague and alluring sense that Julia carried herself well, for there is nothing that so enhances beauty as self-confidence. He enjoyed the smile that spread across her face, and unconsciously noted that the end of her eyebrows dipped down. The orbicularis oculi muscle, which controls this part of the eyebrow, cannot be consciously controlled, so when the tip of the eyebrow dips, that means the smile is genuine not fake.
Rob registered her overall level of attractiveness, subliminally aware that attractive people generally earn significantly higher incomes.
Rob also liked the curve he instantly discerned under her blouse, and followed its line with an appreciation that went to the core of his being. Somewhere in the back of his brain, he knew that a breast is merely an organ, a mass of skin and fat. And yet, he was incapable of thinking in that way. He went through his days constantly noting their presence around him. The line of a breast on a piece of paper was enough to arrest his attention. The use of the word “boob” was a source of subliminal annoyance to him, because that undignified word did not deserve to be used in connection with so holy a form, and he sensed it was used, mostly by women, to mock his deep fixation. And of course breasts exist in the form they do precisely to arouse this reaction. There is no other reason human breasts should be so much larger than the breasts of other primates. Apes are flat-chested. Larger human breasts do not produce more milk than smaller ones. They serve no nutritional purpose, but they do serve as signaling devices and set off primitive light shows in the male brain. Men consistently rate women with attractive bodies and unattractive faces more highly than women with attractive faces and unattractive bodies. Nature does not go in for art for art’s sake, but it does produce art.
Julia had a much more muted reaction upon seeing her eventual life mate. This is not because she was unimpressed by the indisputable hotness of the man in front of her. Women are sexually attracted to men with larger pupils. Women everywhere prefer men who have symmetrical features and are slightly older, taller, and stronger than they are. By these and other measures, Harold’s future father passed the test.
It’s just that she was, by nature and upbringing, guarded and slow to trust. She, like 89 percent of all people, did not believe in love at first sight. Moreover, she was compelled to care less about looks than her future husband was. Women, in general, are less visually aroused than men, a trait that has nearly cut the market for pornography in half.
That’s because while Pleistocene men could pick their mates on the basis of fertility cues they could discern at a glance, Pleistocene women faced a more vexing problem. Human babies require years to become self-sufficient, and a single woman in a prehistoric environment could not gather enough calories to provide for a family. She was compelled to choose a man not only for insemination, but for companionship and continued support. And to this day, when a woman sets her eyes upon a potential mate, her time frame is different from his. That’s why men will leap into bed more quickly than women. Various research teams have conducted a simple study. They pay an attractive woman to go up to college men and ask them to sleep with her. Seventy-five percent of men say yes to this proposition, in study after study. Then they have an attractive man approach college women with the same offer. Zero percent say yes.
Women have good reasons to be careful. While most men are fertile, there is wide variation among the hairier sex when it comes to stability. Men are much more likely to have drug and alcohol addictions. They are much more likely to murder than women, and much, much more likely to abandon their children. There are more lemons in the male population than in the female population, and women have found that it pays to trade off a few points in the first-impression department in exchange for reliability and social intelligence down the road. So while Rob was looking at cleavage, Julia was looking for signs of trustworthiness. She didn’t need to do this consciously—thousands of years of genetics and culture had honed her trusting sensor.
Marion Eals and Irwin Silverman of York University have conducted studies that suggest women are on average 60 to 70 percent more proficient than men at remembering details from a scene and the locations of objects placed in a room. Over the past few years, Julia had used her powers of observation to discard entire categories of men as potential partners, and some of her choices were idiosyncratic. She rejected men who wore Burberry, because she couldn’t see herself looking at the same damn pattern on scarves and raincoats for the rest of her life. Somehow she was able to discern poor spellers just by looking at them, and they made her heart wither. She viewed fragranced men the way Churchill viewed the Germans—they were either at your feet or at your throat. She would have nothing to do with men who wore sports-related jewelry because her boyfriend should not love Derek Jeter more than her. And though there had recently been a fad for men who can cook, she was unwilling to have a serious relationship with anybody who could dice better than she could or who would surprise her with smugly unpretentious Gruyère grilled cheese sandwiches as a makeup present after a fight. It was simply too manipulative.
She looked furtively at Rob as he approached across the sidewalk. Janine Willis and Alexander Todorov of Princeton have found that people can make snap judgments about a person’s trustworthiness, competence, aggressiveness and likability within the first tenth of a second. These sorts of first glimpses are astonishingly accurate in predicting how people will feel about each other months later. People rarely revise their first impression, they just become more confident that they are right. In other research, Todorov gave his subjects microsecond glimpses of the faces of competing politicians. His research subjects could predict, with 70 percent accuracy, who would win the election between the two candidates.
Using her own powers of instant evaluation, Julia noticed Rob was good-looking, but he was not one of those men who are so good-looking that they don’t need to be interesting. While Rob was mentally undressing her, she was mentally dressing him. At the moment, he was wearing brown corduroy slacks, which did credit to Western civilization, and a deep purplish/maroonish pullover, so that altogether he looked like an elegant eggplant. He had firm but not ferretlike cheeks, suggesting he would age well and some day become the most handsome man in his continuing-care retirement facility He was tall, and since one study estimated that each inch of height corresponds to $6,000 of annual salary in contemporary America, that matters. He also radiated a sort of inner calm, which would make him infuriating to argue with. He seemed, to her quick judging eye, to be one of those creatures blessed by fate, who has no deep calluses running through his psyche, no wounds to cover or be wary of.
But just as the positive judgments began to pile up, Julia’s frame of mind flipped. Julia knew that one of her least-attractive features was that she had a hypercritical inner smart-ass. She’d be enjoying the company of some normal guy, and suddenly she would begin with the scrutiny. Before it was over, she was Dorothy Parker and the guy was a pool of metaphorical blood on the floor.
Julia’s inner smart-ass noticed that Rob was one of those guys who believes nobody really cares if your shoes are shined. His fingernails were uneven. Moreover, he was a bachelor. Julia distrusted bachelors as somehow unserious, and since she would never date a married man, this cut down the pool of men she could uncritically fall in love with.
John Tierney of The New York Times has argued that many single people are afflicted with a “Flaw-O-Matic,” an internal device that instantly spots shortcomings in a potential mate. A man might be handsome and brilliant, Tierney observes, but he gets cast in the discard pile because he has dirty elbows. A woman may be partner in a big law firm, but she’s vetoed as a long-term mate because she mispronounces “Goethe.”
Julia had good reason to partake in what scientists call the “men are pigs” bias. Women tend to approach social situations with an unconscious decision-making structure that assumes men are primarily interested in casual sex and nothing more. They’re like overly sensitive smoke detectors, willing to be falsely alarmed because it’s safer to err on the side of caution than to trust too willingly. Men, on the other hand, have the opposite error bias. They imagine there is sexual interest when none exists Julia went through cycles of hope and mistrust in just a few blinks of the eye. The tide of opinion, sadly, was running against Rob. Her inner smart-ass was going wild. But then, fortunately, he walked up and said hello.
A pullout from “The Social Animal by David Brooks – The Meeting.

REST IN PEACE THOUGH GONE TOO SOON BROTHERS PHILLIP AND KENNETH.

Jeremiah 29:11 “For I know the plans I have for YOU, Revelation 3:8  I have set before you an open door and no man can shut. Look back and thank God. Look forward and trust God. Look around and serve God. Look within and find God! Who wouldn’t forward it!!! God closes doors no man can open and God opens doors no man can close.

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Rest in Peace Brothers Phillip and Kenneth.

In barely 2weeks two O.Bs have been striped of us. It really hurts to see two young boys who always brought joy and happiness to those they neighbored, still had a journey to make great glory awaited them. Such tragedies weaken our souls and make us seemingly start doubting Gods love for us. I won’t we won’t judge God for its has doing and undoing.  All we have to do is continue praying for them; Nshemereirwe Kenneth and Mugabo Phillip to complete their next journey to the heavens gates. And to their families, friends and university communities to try keep strong. Salute Brothers. RIP.