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A Visit From St. Got Nicked – 4
They were just about to board the helicopter when Barren’s phone started buzzing. “It’s Margie!” she said. “Who?” asked Attila. “My bestie, Margarine Trailer Greed, I have to take this, boys.” She put the phone on speaker and said, “Hey girlfriend, what’s cooking?” A voice responded, “Uh, you mean that girlfriend thing in a totally…
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A Visit From St. Got Nicked – 3
The chopper was sliding through the chill frosty air when Barren, riding shotgun, said, “Hey, what’s that?” She pointed down below them at the perimeter fence surrounding their compound. From his place next to her, deftly handling the controls, Attila said, “Better take a look.” He brought the helicopter down to a soft landing beside…
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A Visit From St. Got Nicked -2
As they were walking out to the hangar where the Loebutt family kept their helicopters, Barren noticed that Adolf, her middle child was hanging back. “Adolf, sweetie, you’re not getting cold feet are you? You know this is a perfect opportunity to practice with your new sniper rifle and make sure it’s sighted in right.”…
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A Visit From St. Got Nicked
Barren Loebutt and her three sons were posing for their annual Christmas photograph. Each held their most prized possession, a 50cal. scoped, sniper rifle. Barren had received hers years before, almost too late to really enjoy it, when she was already nearly fourteen years old. That was the reason she had seen to it that…
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Seversonia #8 Economic Growth In Neighboring States
While visiting in our neighbor state of Arid-zone this intrepid reporter decided to investigate a new claim by its governator: Drug Doozy. Mr. Doozy has come up with what he believes is a fool-proof scheme to ramp up his state’s sagging economic growth. “It was there staring at me all this time,” said Doozy. “I…
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Seversonia #7 More of the Fifth Estate
I caught up with Joe Void in the front room of Shorty’s Bar and Grill. He was playing pool and talking to a man wearing sunglasses who was seated at a nearby table. “Mr. Void can I ask you a few questions?” “Sure,” he answered, “we’re almost done here.” “We? It looks like you’re playing…
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Seversonia #6 The Fifth Estate
Here in Seversonia we are anxiously awaiting the results of the recount being done by Slimy Nunchucks. We’re eager because we already know that whatever they find changes nothing. We just want to get on with things. Slimy Nunchucks estimate that they will have completed the recount of the four ballots by September 31st. When…
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Seversonia #5 Taxation.
Taking a cue from our nearest neighboring state, Arizona, we, the leaders of Seversonia have decided to go them one better. Rather than merely offering lowered taxes for the wealthy Seversonia is decreeing ‘No Taxes!’ for the wealthy. That’s right, zero, zilch, nada, absolutely no taxes for the rich. Because of limited space availability, our…
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Seversonia #4 Ballot Recount
Update on ballot recount in Seversonia. Because of accusations of irregularities, the State Senate of Seversonia, that is, me and my daughter, hired a special firm to investigate. The company hired is out of Florida, way WAY out of Florida, and it is named Slimy Nunchucks. The main reason they were selected was that their…
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Seversonia #3 Emigration
We here in Seversonia have been receiving a lot of interest from various individuals who want to emigrate to our fair state. While we do maintain an open border, especially for Democrat and Independent refugees seeking asylum from our nearest neighboring state, Arizona, our government wants to make it abundantly clear: space is limited. There…
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