It’s Christmas Eve! And I have a gentle ghost story for you to read in front of the crackling Yule Log (or video of a Yule Log, if that’s what you’ve got). This is a fairly well known story, by M.R. James’s friend and fellow antiquarian ghost story writer, E.G. Swain (1861-1938).

The Reverend Mr. Batchel suffers from insomnia on Christmas Eve. He needs to be fresh for the next day’s service and sermon, so he goes to his library in the middle of the night, hoping to find a book he can fall asleep to. But it seems he’s got an uninvited visitor who has other plans for him.
Groping along to where the table stood, Mr. Batchel felt over its surface for the matches which usually lay there; he found, however, that the table was cleared of everything. He raised his right hand, therefore, in order to feel his way to a shelf where the matches were sometimes mislaid, and at that moment, whilst his hand was in mid-air, the matchbox was gently put into it!
You can read “Bone to his Bone” here.
“Bone to his Bone” is quite mild, as ghost stories go, but I’m fond of it for a number of reasons. It’s antiquarian and Jamesian in tone, and I’m a fan of M.R. James. It’s about a haunted library, and I love library-related ghost and mystery stories. And it’s structured a bit like a puzzle or clue-hunt, which appeals to my recently revived interest in Golden Age style whodunnits. Hopefully some or all of these reasons will resonate with you, too.
Incidentally, the book featured in the story—The Compleat Gard’ner, by Jean de La Quintinye, translated into English by John Evelyn—really exists. Evelyn’s translation was published sometime around 1693. Sadly, the passages from the text that the ghost uses to communicate with Mr. Batchel seem to be fictional. I suppose it was too good to be true.
Fictional passages notwithstanding, I hope this antiquarian ghost story provides some pleasant diversion for a holiday evening. Here’s wishing a Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, and a joyous day to all who don’t.
For the curious: The Compleat Gard’ner, 1693 edition, from the University of Michigan. Click on “View entire text” to see the entire text on one page, or use the links in the table of contents to see selected sections. The illustrations are unfortunately not included.
If you prefer to somewhat replicate the experience of Mr. Batchel, here are page scans of a 1701 edition, “Now Compediously Adbrig’d and made of more Use, with very Considerable Improvements,” at the Internet Archive. This edition is credited to George London and Henry Wise, not to Evelyn.
A list (with links) of the winter tales I’ve shared in previous years is on my Winter Tales page.
Image: Cover of Stoneground Ghost Tales (1912), E.G.Swain’s ghost story collection. Artist unknown. Source: Project Gutenberg.