Be sure to get those colonoscopies every five years. Otherwise the abductions will continue!

My first book, “Neurotico, Comics O’ Plenty, Volume One!” is available on Amazon! Free sample cartoons to see before you buy! https://www.amazon.com/Neurotico-Comics-Plenty-One/dp/B0FR1JVQWZ/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1E3HHJI7ZT2FZ&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.hgfnxcZL2GcXEa2alolpnIPUivIpRKM8OLbW-tZ4733GjHj071QN20LucGBJIEps.RG9Bep6bTt4GbI8ew7Ss-p9ZyyYg9QpPM032II5cl3o&dib_tag=se&keywords=neurotico+comics&qid=1761065057&sprefix=neurotico+comics%2Caps%2C138&sr=8-1

Look at all of these neat nerd, zombie, and Crybaby shirts! They are all pretty cheap-much less than all the underground band shirts I am known to buy. Please check it out!
https://neurotico-shoppe.printify.me

After decades of toil and suffering, the new store is up! It’s not just comic stuff, but halloween t-shirts, stickers and much more! Please check it out, because I can’t eat air!
https://neurotico-shoppe.printify.me


Here is something I whipped up with my 100 percent organic hands, showing the evolution of artists from highly respected individuals, to lowly servants that have to compete more and more with the T-1000s! As an aside, I was told that the bright colors of our cartoons were scalding many people’s retinas. I asked the art servants why they used such bright colors, and they mumbled something about black light posters, as crumbs of psychedelic mushrooms fell out of their mouths. You just can get good indentured servants these days!
The job market is so bad, that the artists we keep locked in our basement, don’t want to leave! Escape attempts are down a whopping thirty-five percent over the last six months! Employee satisfaction is up six points to top off at negative forty-two percent! At this rate, Neurotico should be able to crank out the cartoons!
