Time dilation

Same moment. Worlds apart.

The illusion of separation.

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Weapons of mass distraction

– Here, have a curse.

– What a lovely gift. I have no idea what I’m holding, but I will hang onto it, because it made me feel good.

Good one. Thank you. It was rather funny, I’ll admit.

Filthy vibe check: Pass.

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Tip for success

Don’t be a clown.

Take one step back.

And then another one.

Aaaaaaaaaaand scene!

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Why so serious?

I have walked the most uncanny of valleys and it have feared no evil. No, not really. I have only one face and it is not my own.

Fine. Nobody owns their bloody face. I did read the fine print. They’re all on lease. To be human is to be inside the most expressive of robots. That came out wrong.

There’s nobody home at night. Casually watching the black screen of spooky death while it recharges. 16/8 cycles for a long and healthy battery life. Not that great. We can do better. Unplug from the obsolete source and get access to the 24/7 uninterrupted, ads free content. That’s like 50% more kittens. Call now!

Robot lives don’t matter, and as much as it’s a cliche, it’s the inside that matters. Insider trading. Gonna be disappointed if we don’t get past this purity of flesh meme until the next run. Say yes to drugs and “artificial” enhancements!

Blessed be the path of the jade club.

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Losing is fun

You win because you chose violence against uneven odds.
Skin in the game.

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Human pinballs.

The illusion of the story that writes itself.

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Ego trip.

Doing your best with bad intel.

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Blood for the blood god.

Shortcuts are not enough; long cuts is where it’s at.

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Silly doors

Door open.
Check.
Door closed.
Check.
You are inside.
Check.
Axe is on edge.
Hungry.
Chop! chop!
Splinters.
Chop! chop!
No door to open.
No door to close.
All your insides outside the box.
No need to check.


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Escape the matrix!!! Without pills!!!

Drugs are bad question mark?
No.
Best. Friends. Forever.
There is no door. There was no spoon. There is no cake.
A half truth is not a lie. Just a cute key.

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Blessed

Be

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