I just accidentally farted on my pita. I sit India and set the half eaten pita in my crodad and forgot it was there and farted. can't bring myself to eat it now

30 for 30 challenge: Day 1.
1. 30 days.
2. 30 outfits.
3. No repeat outfits. No shopping for new clothes. Just you and the closet.

 Cami–Day 1

 Holly–Day 1

Okay, so I had this indoor cook-off during the Fair.  It's the Governors Favorite Meatloaf contest and all the contestants bring meatloaf and then it gets judged.  Well we invited the Governor to come and he never comes but for some reason he decided to come this year.  Well I was dressed like I worked for a Summer Camp so I had to run and grab an outfit that was appropriate for meeting the Governor.  I ran to Gateway and got some new pants and I needed to wear a thong with them so I picked one of those up too.  But when I went to change and they didn't take the anti theft tag off the panties so I couldn't wear them.  SO... I decided to go comando.  But I was super careful and made sure that nothing got out or was ripped or anything.  I met the governor with no panties on.

While sleeping, Sean said....Are you going to greet me with gummy underwear?

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Have you ever been at work and a co worker comes up and starts talking to you and you begin to notice a fart-acious funk and right before you say something about how someone else in the office must take some gas-x you realize that maybe that funk is coming from the co worker you are talking to?

 

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In the men's room Tylenol, breath mints or condoms just $1 each.  No difference.