Dearest Fashonista,
I, Esmerelda Oh, have been doing some soul searching within the past few weeks. I have been back and forth from India visiting with his holiness, the Dalai Lama and getting his sound advisement for my chaotic existence. All of the negative energy surrounding my being has been released into a large stone, in which I will use in my up and coming collection. You all should know how technologically challenged I truly am… after all I am approaching the ripe age of 82! For this reason, I beg your forgiveness on my lack of blog entries. When I am not in the presence of greatness I am making great things. A few weeks ago I finished my entire late summer collection which is now available at the store in LAME. Speaking of LAME, I have been debating weather or not I should seek asylum elsewhere due to the recent changes in traffic and a particular “builder” whom I despise with every fiber of my being. Lucky for me Calissa came to my rescue and rebuilt my many attempts at building a decent shop. She does great work, so I recommend her to you all for whatever you may need a builder for. Oh my, I’ve lost track of what I was talking about… oh yes, Fall 2007. After evaluating the attempts of creating a fall fashion line, I have postponed a clothing line until the Spring of 2007. I have contacted the best teachers and designers in Second Life to assist me in learning the most efficient way of reproducing the brilliant masterpieces, which lie in my head, onto the canvas of Second Life. This will take quite a while to perfect and as you all know, I am a perfectionist. In conclusion, my dears, remember a few things:
Continue to enjoy and bask in the art that is my summer collection
Join the Mailing Group for the latest announcements regarding Queen Couture
Keep a look out for a new location, I am in negotiation with an exclusive mogul specializing in upscale establishments
Sinisterly,
Esmerelda “Queen of Couture” Oh
The Queen
July 30, 2007
Greetings, you succubus of couture, you.
I’m quite proud of my accomplishments, and it seems that everywhere I go, notoriety seems to follow… I find it quite humorous, really. Speaking of which, I’ve found that there are two people in my world: Those who love me, and those who hate me. I suppose when you’re as established and sophisticated as I certainly am. You can locate my already infamous Couture House in Second Life’s very own “LAME Designs” Mall. This establishment is quaint, modest, and includes my famous accessories. For those of you waiting for me to release my fashion line, I plan on the release being some time between now and Fall 2008. You’ll just have to keep checking my lovely blog to find out, won’t you dear?In other news, I was ATTACKED a few nights ago and my boutique was VANDALIZED! This came immediately after the tabloid publicity that a D List blog,the name escapes me at the moment…I think it’s something like Dumbo’s Disco or something of the sort… Any who, I was in ICU for a few nights recovering the attack and now I am left in a walker! HOW UNSAVORY! Well my dears, these vandals won’t get away with this, rest assured that Essy will soon have her revenge. From the dust of destruction, like the might Phoenix, rises Queen Couture…Viva la Fashion!