Happy New Year

Since I have things to do in preparation of partying my ass off later...
I hope 2008 brings more good than bad for all of us. May we all be happy, healthy, and prosperous and may there be many more smiles than tears.
See ya'll next year.

I'm starting a little early

Out with the Old and all that right? I already wheeled Lucy out to the street. She'll get picked up sooner or later.
Ok, I'm lying, I'm saving her till after the new year since she's our designated driver. We'll be hanging out with The Ladies tomorrow night, picking them up and then staying at Ms. Fan's house.
We threw darts with all the ladies this evening, The Widow was out too, I'm tired of her having The Boytoy, he puts a crimp in our fun.
All home safe and sound, will be out drunk and stupid tomorrow, but at least we'll all be together and have sober supervision. I'll try to remember to drag the camera along.
Ya'll have a good one.

80'S Night

The Princess and I were all about the 80's on the jukebox tonight. Lucy is about to see Eddie Murphy:Raw for the first time. hehehe.
I got my ass kicked multiple times by all the ladies, and all the gents, but the music made it ok.
I'm gonna go laugh, nite kids.

ETA: Lucy couldn't be bothered to stop playing her game, so I'm laughing by myself. Yes, I'm giving her a hard time, I'm gonna go kick her cane out from under her now.......nevermind, she left it somewhere.

Poor Lucy

We came home too early, at 9:05 she asked me what time it was, thinking it was midnight. Obviously nothing fun has happened since then.
For want of something better, you get an awful picture of me. This was sometime in the summer and Mom requested it because we're both nappy headed in it. Enjoy.

Out at 5:30, home by 7:30

It's a record. I worked part of the day, picked Lucy up to go to The Dive to meet The Ladies and The Dirty Old Man. All is well, until we get there and find out a band is playing tonight. They could advertise this shit. Anyway, I was ready to kill The Dirty Old Man because we had limited playing time and he was suddenly an authority on everything and more longwinded than usual. We were there mostly because Ms. Fan got darts for xmess and wanted to try them out. We managed to get a game in, even though the guys were starting to show up and setup behind us. It's these guys in case you're interested. A trio from that band has played at The Dive for years, since they got semi-famous, it's a fucking madhouse in there. The trio usually plays old rock, they're good, great guys, but it's balls to the wall in there these days, so I had to get Lucy and myself out before it got crazy. Hence home early. We're now sitting around on our respective computers, big times here. I'll let you know if it gets more exciting.

I meant to do this earlier

The box

Housecleaning

Giddyup

I got this

kinda sorta, mine's smaller and pinker with 2 blades. I'll take a picture of it and the pink zippo I'm too lazy to look for. Mom rocks.

Surrounded by Dykes

This guy I haven't seen in forever, but spent part of my evening with...
"I've got neighbors, with similar haircuts to yours, and they all drive Jeeps."
OMG, you're surrounded, what do you do?
"I don't do anything, do you know them?"
Nope, we don't talk when we're gettting our hair cut or buying our Jeeps, sorry.

The rest of the evening was equally hilarious, you should buy the cd.

...Aaaand we're back.....

The Spawn fucking LOVED the vacuum cleaner, I'm a wonderful Aunt, and he's probably a future Queen, but whatever.
I got clothes and I'm happy about it so I'm obviously old. New jeans? Shirts? Hell yeah.
Irony upon Irony.... Dad made a toychest for me to give to The Spawn because I asked him to. Spawn is the son of my half-sister from Mom's 2nd marriage. Dad tried to just "give" me the chest, no, I paid him a portion of what it's worth. Obviously my father loves me also.
I then had to borrow his truck to transport it to Mom's house because it's fucking huge and won't fit in the Jeep. Bad planning on my part, but I didn't realize it was a mammoth toybox.
For the first time in 19 years, I didn't go to the cemetery, I feel guilty, but not.
She knows I love her, and miss her, but I think we're good now.

Sunday again

I slept in, decided I'd go to work. Well, that didn't happen, but I thought about it. I did go to the grocery store because we needed a couple of things and I needed a money card for Baby Sis's gift, and batteries for Spawn's gift since I kinda borrowed his. Don't judge me, I was home alone and it's been awhile.
I watched Dreamgirls, I liked it, then went out and saw everyone at Friday's. The bartenders got me a bottle of tequila (I was surprised since I haven't been much of a regular lately, but anyway.)
The Widow, Dirty Old Man and I headed to The Dive for some darts, we had a great time.
I'm now watching the last installment of The Stand on Scifi, one of the better adaptations of a King book in my opinion. I'm gonna drink, chill and head out for Parental territory tomorrow.
Ya'll have a good one, behave while I'm gone, and I'll see you Wednesday.

It was a good day

Lucy crawled in bed with me this morning with her cold ass because she forgot her phone charger. We woke up Annie and The Princess and hounded them into going to breakfast with us. The Princess brought along Brian Keith, I'm not sure how that happened, but we had fun. I then drove the bus way outta my comfort zone so Annie could pick up ham for her family at that Honeybaked place and we came home where Lucy left, Annie went to the gym and I ironed. Exciting times around here, let me tell you.
I went out later to meet The Princess and BK, where I kicked ass, then we picked up Chinese food and all headed home (separate homes thank you).
I'm home alone, The Handsome Devil and I don't know how to act.
I haven't been home ALONE in months, I kinda like it, except I don't know what to do with myself. I could put in the Dead Like Me dvd's Lucy bought me, or Six Feet Under since I now own all those too......or I could just smoke in the house (ok, I'm doing that) or just sleep on the couch. Decisions, decisions.
It's late, I should probably just sleep. We'll save the party for later. Night kids.

Tag, I'm it

AH! I been tagged!

1)Link to the person that tagged you. That will be ralphd00d and post the rules on your blog.These are the rules.
2) Share Christmas facts about yourself.
3. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs.
4) Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.Here goes:

1. Wrapping or gift bags? Mostly bags, Spawns gifts are too big to be bagged dammit.
2. Real or artificial tree? I have no tree. Artificial at the parentals.
3. When do you put up the tree? Never
4. When do you take the tree down? See above
5. Do you like eggnog? Nope
6. Favorite gift received as a child? Guitar.
7. Do you have a nativity scene? Nope
8. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? Don't remember.
9. Mail or email Christmas cards? I don’t do either.
10. Favorite Christmas movie? It's a Wonderful Life (shutup I like Jimmy Stewart)
11. When do you start shopping for Christmas? Lucy does it for me, so mid November.
12. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Mom's cornbread dressing.
13. Clear lights or colored? LIghts? I don't need no stinkin lights
14. Favorite Christmas song? “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”...that's my ringtone at the moment
15. Travel at Christmas or stay at home? Must visit the parents.
16. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer? Yes, can't you remember?
17. Angel or star on the top of your tree? No tree.
18. Open your presents Christmas Eve or Christmas morning? Used to be Eve, now whenever we get there. Looks like Christmas morning this year.
19. Most annoying thing about this time of year? Traffic.
20. What do you leave for Santa? He can have anything in the fridge, I don't care.
21. Least favorite holiday song? Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer, they wear that shit out around here.
22. Do you decorate your tree with any specific theme or color? Tree?
23. Favorite ornament? Hello? NO TREE.
24. Family tradition? Lots of bitching.
25. Ever been to Midnight Mass or late-night Christmas Eve services? Nope.

I'll not inflict this on anyone else intentionally, but if you want to play......

It's nothing

Picture will be coming, but I saw it, it's nothing. I was holding a bottle of I don't remember what and smiling drunkenly, it was a good pic of me, I was impressed.
I was afraid there were shots of me spanking The Dirty Old Man or humping him while he was bent over looking for that dart. Whew. Uhhh, nevermind, I never act like that.
I spent the evening with my crew, gang, posse, whateverthehell you want to call them. We had a great time, I won, and won, and won and won. I'm all good now.
The Handsome Devil is mad at me because I've been taking pictures of us, he's tired of posing.
Lucy is home and missing me so we're all good. Night kids.

Why does this scare me?

E-mail from our hostess for the party last Saturday...

I have some pictures of the party to show you. The best of
the best is one of you. Everyone and I mean everyone wants a copy.

Drama, drama, drama

So last night at The Dive... A semi-friend had to rush over to me and The Princess to tell us she just found out the guy she's been fucking seeing for a year is married. Ok, and you didn't have a clue? Anyway, she had to go to a meeting for work so that was all done, or so I thought.
The Princess got in a long distance fight with his cousin in a text message that degenerated into a yelling, screaming phone conversation in the parking lot complete with being hung up on. He got so pissed he just left. I have his darts and coat and I assume the bar still has his tab.
I think everyone in town decided The Dive was the place to be last night too, it was packed. The Asshole Brigade barged in and pretty much took over the 2nd dartboard from some strangers and I watched them repeatedly and blatantly cheat their way through 2 games becaues their opponents either weren't paying attention, or couldn't see since there were people all over the place.
I threw badly yet again, Annie and everyone else beat the shit out of me, including semi-friend who came back after her meeting and had apparently had a few shots somewhere along the way. I got the pleasure of the drunk crying on my shoulder for about half an hour because Annie abandoned me for Walhell. Hopefully tonight will be a bit quieter because it seems everybody and their brother is on a mission to piss me off today and I'm trying really hard not to let them succeed but I'm starting to lose.

Lucy went home

I was late to work this morning so I could get in a little extra snuggle time with Lucy. I then packed all her shit in the van (bus) and sent her on her way. I was sad.
I came home tonight to no wheelchair in front of the table, no "Hi! and how was your day?"
I can't drape my arms over her shoulders and help her find that elusive thing in her game that's driving her crazy.......damn.

It could be worse, she's sitting at home, alone, with a water leak. She's got boarded dogs, boarded husband, nosy Mother In Law, and a short temper at the moment. I think she wins on "Who's more miserable."
Taking my ass to bed, where I'll freeze dammit.

I don't know what to say

After having nothing to say for so long, I'm speechless with the amount of shit I have to share. It pretty much all happened today, so maybe I'm just overloaded.
I may be back later with more, but for now I'll leave you with the best thing ever overheard in a ladie's room,
"That's as useless as bringing a quail to a cockfight."

What a surprise (not)

Your Christmas is Most Like: How the Grinch Stole Christmas

You can't really get into the Christmas spirit... But it usually gets to you by the end of the holiday.

What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?

Yeah, I suck

We didn't make it to Dad's, which was fine with him. Yes I called to make sure before I bailed completely. It was a pretty shitty day at work, and I'm bummed about Lucy leaving, but don't tell her.
I think I'll go help her finish her game. Night kids.

A lot and a little

Annie and I threw a few darts after work yesterday, she kicked my ass. I grilled steaks to go with the potatoes and salad Lucy fixed so dinner was good. Lucy and I then sorted and bagged my gifts for the family so I'm set except for wrapping The Spawn's vacuum cleaner. (He likes to play with the vacuum, I don't know why, so we got him a toy one.)
I don't know what the hell I've done but both shoulders and my bum knee are killing me today, waiting for the alleve to kick in.
Dad and Stepmom are having X-mess early at their house due to Step-nephew and family's schedule so Lucy and I are going over there tonight. Should be good, except for the hour drive each way, but oh well.
Lucy is going back home tomorrow and probably won't be back here till after X-mess. It's gonna be awfully quiet around the Wolf house. Anyway, I need to get some work done. Later kids.

What a weekend

Our Wine and Cheese do went from a civilized gathering with a bunch of food to Beer, Bourbon and Darts in the garage within a couple of hours. That was fine, our hostess encouraged it, she actually sent The Widow back home to get the dartboard for it. That was really more suited to the crowd so all was great. After awhile, and a lot of wine and beer, I was just trying to maintain enough to get from point A to the car without falling on my face. Mission accomplished thankfully. Lucy drove us home.
Lucy and I had to get up and I had to get gussied up to meet the family for pictures today, glad my face is intact. The Spawn was of course fucking adorable,the rest of the family cleaned up pretty good too. We had dinner with them and headed home to take X-mess cards and shit to our favorite bartenders who both work at The Dive on Sunday. The Widow and Boytoy, The Dirty Old Man and a couple of other people showed up there, so we had a mini party before coming home to chill the fuck out since we've been gone all day. Lucy is playing her game and I'm gonna watch some tv and go to bed soon. Hope everyone else had a good weekend too.

Educational TMI

Sex is better than drugs, as proven by a stinking drunk. For the first time in months, Lucy had NO pain in her knees. Of course I was passed out when she told me that, but she re-iterated this morning for my benefit. Sane and sober I would never have, but that's one of the benefits of stinking drunkenness, we don't behave.
On to other news, Annie and Lucy are at WalHell doing I have no idea what but at least I'm not there.
I got over my still drunk, hangover, whatever the hell was happening when someone pissed me off really early this morning. Snooty bitch wanted something "right now", she got it at 3:00 because hell no, you don't act like that around me, dumbass.
I need to go unload the car for the cripple, later kids.

Stinking Drunk

Annie and I arrived home in that shape. Lucy made white chili, yum. I had something to say, but I can't remember what the fuck it was. Later.

It's a joke right?

Man Who Groped Woman Is Crime of The Week

So guy jumps out of a car, grabs the woman from behind and gropes unspecified areas while talking in her ear, again no details, until she stabs him with a throwing star. He decides maybe this is a bad idea, jumps back in car and leaves, no word on how quickly but I imagine he was probably hauling ass.
Who does these things? And why in the hell is she walking around carrying a throwing star?

Stuff and more stuff

Lucy went with me to Armpit so she could spend quality time with The Spawn while Mom and I went to the funeral home. I was shocked Mom actually went, but it was good. Dad's bunch behaved themselves, I left Mom for a minute to go find Dad since I'd already seen step-mom and came back to Mom chatting with an aunt and stepmom. It was cool, they both gave me shit about missing Thanksgiving just because they could, they were ok with my reason for not being there.
The shocking part of the evening was Mom telling me when we went to the house when my aunt died, one of my cousins apparently thought she was my "lady friend." I have no idea how I missed that, but this cousin was newly out at the time so it's fucking funny he thought that. She made sure she told him who she was tonight.
I was ready to go, thinking Mom would be too, we had seen the kids and all that, but she wanted to visit.......can't take her anywhere.

A tree and misc shit you didn't want to know

This is the neighbor's decorating. Looks like a bad drag queen in the dark. Shitty cel phone pic doesn't quite do it justice.

I threw darts badly, my partner The Widow carried us to win against The Boys. Cheating Asshole was one of those boys, and he did, and we still won, so I'm happy.

I came home, slightly inebriated, and went to Annie's bathroom since the "lift" Lucy has on our toilet is not all that comfy, and causes things like explosive diarrhea to be even more unsightly. The Handsome Devil wanted to come visit while I was taking care of business. A 90lb retriever breathing heavily in your face will cause problems with your flow, just so you know, and I'm sure you didn't want to, but I'm full disclosure around here dammit.

It's late and I should go to sleep...yeah, we'll see if that happens. I wore the wrong pants this morning.

Different kinda day

I threw darts after work and lost my ass, nothing new. I came home to pork roast, taters and carrots courtesy of Lucy. She's a cooking fool. It was all wonderful.

E-mail from Dad telling me an uncle had passed. It's unusual in lots of ways, but I think I figured it out, Dad only tells me about people I was close to, or spent time with growing up. Great aunts? Nah. This guy was married to Dad's sister who looked like Mrs. Claus. Dad was close to her, hell everyone was, when she died they quit having dinners together because Mamaw was too senile to realize shit, and most of them don't like each other anyway. Yes, it's a seriously dysfunctional family.
I called Mom because she would want to know. She and Mrs. Claus were friends all these years, Mrs. Claus's death was the only time my mom went to a visitation involving Dad's family.

I went out to smoke and police were all over the place across the street, I still dunno, but I went out later and lots of other people were there with 1 cop car, apparently the breakup of a few weeks ago didn't go too well.
Hopefully I won't get shot just going out for a smoke, geeze.

I need to put on my "responsible pants" as someone said earlier because I need to go to work early all week, wish me luck.
Later kids, ya'll have a good night.

Wino's out there?

I need some help. Ms. Fan is having a wine and cheese thing at her house next weekend. Since my drink of choice is Miller Lite, uh, yeah. It won't be a snobbish crowd or anything but I'd like to take a bottle of something decent. Any ideas?

It's Karma, man...

I came home to do some shit and then headed out to throw darts with The Princess. Problem was, I couldn't find my darts. I took them yesterday in the bus with Lucy so they had to be somewhere. I gave up looking since Lucy's therapist was here and all, I can play with house darts.
Short version of the story... I left my darts in the parking lot while packing up Lucy's shit last night. The old hippie guy found them and gave them to the bartenders.
It wasn't even so much my darts, I have Lucy's darts, Annie's darts, and a shitload of other stuff in there.
Hippie guy came over to thank me for the beer I bought him and informed me I didn't need to do that cuz "It's all karma, man" I told him the beer was to keep mine good, otherwise someone else would have found my shit and taken it home.
I'm a lucky bitch.

Hmph

So I'm being a nice girlfriend and sending Lucy an e-mail angel that The Widow passed along to me right? I got called a bitch, so ya'll can enjoy Lucy's angel instead.

I'm so happy I forgot to be pissed

The city of Cuntsville decided to add a speed hump to my street, less than 3 feet from my fucking driveway. Assholes.

Hooter's Virgin

I didn't realize Lucy was one. I dragged her crippled ass out to meet The Widow for dinner after work today. Annie bailed on us to go to the gym since she was sore from the other day. She missed out, we had a great time. I fucked up by sitting in the middle, I was bombarded with gossip and OMG's. Still fun.
Of course we had to go to The Dive after, where The Widow kicked my ass at darts so she's a happpy camper. We had a good time, I actually danced with The Widow since she's all about some movement. The bartender and I had a shot, and then I kicked The Widow's ass and it was time to come home since I was driving the bus and all. Later kids.

I'm not feeling me and neither is anyone else

I'm sure I'll be back (probably tomorrow.) The last few days, even what WAS funny wasn't.
Later kids.

I'm not allowed out alone?

I spent the afternoon at The Dive since wires got crossed and I didn't meet the intended people at the intended place. I was asked more than once "Where's your crew? or Where's your gang?"
I have a crew? A gang? I didn't know this.
Should I say ARRRR occasionally? Or Whatup fucker? I'm not sure how to act.
I was out in public, without accoutrement, and accompaniment, you'd think hell froze over.
I can go out by myself people, I do it all the time. I took myself to get a haircut earlier in the day, and I didn't even need a booster seat, so there.

new post again

The Widow
darts.
I won.
I'm drunk, I've done this shit multiple times.
This is the best you get.

I got caught

I've been tagged by Geri

The Rules

Link to your tagger (see above), and also post these rules on your blog.
Share 7 facts about yourself (random or weird) on your blog.
Tag 5 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs.
Let them know they are TAGGED by leaving a comment on their blog.
1) I'm the oldest of 3 girls.
2) I'm my father's only child. (As far as I know, Dad got around back in the day.)
3) I love my nephew more than I've ever loved anyone in my life.
4) I'm shy.
5) I'll give you the shirt off my back, but lie to me or steal from me and I'll never speak to you again.
6) I need a haircut.
7) I need to go to bed but I'm not drunk enough to sleep.

I'm not gonna name names, the first 5 people to read this? YOU'RE IT!

A true statement

Go here.

Such is life

I'm sure ya'll know by now The Spawn and I are fucking adorable. Well, he is. I'm feeling less than that today because I really need a fucking haircut.

My sideburns are going the wrong way and the curly bits at the back tend to stick in my ears, and I really, really hate shit in my ears. I'm also sporting a nice "OMG MY NOSE HAS BEEN RUNNING FOREVER" rash on my upper lip and no amount of moisturizer or "Hey Baby, Scabs are sexy" is gonna fix that. I'm not in a happy place.
Lucy has no sympathy for me either, sniff, sniff. She just called me a bitch, can you believe that?
Yeah, ok I'm totally full of shit, except I do need a haircut, and Lucy NOT to have Vista on her computer, and world peace, and.........yeah.
I'm gonna do something else for a bit.

I had a rant, ok still do

Ok, I still have a rant, but it'll have to wait it's turn. I went drinking with The Princess after work, and had a Grolsch in honor of the tree. Did you know they don't do the cool bottles anymore? Dammit. First time I've had one of those in years, and it was a regular beer bottle, fuckers. So much for sentiment.

So the rant...it's a bathroom story, don't worry, I won't talk about my bowel movements. It's more an etiquette thing. Apparently most of us know the rules about peeing on the seat, not flushing, or leaving the ass protector on the seat. Good.
This is a whole new level of gross. Let me just do a letter to the perpetrator:
Dear Whoeveryouare,
I'm sorry you have vaginal leprosy or some other affliction that causes you to leave cootchie crumbs on the seat. Please see to that ASAP. In the meantime, FOR THE LOVE OF POPTARTS, WIPE THAT SHIT UP. I had to walk to the other end of the building (rapidly, and with my knees clenched together) because I was so grossed out I'll never be able to pee in there again.
Thank you,
Rain.

I'm off to bed, night kids.

E-mail of the day

I'd love to do this, but The Handsome Devil's tail is a weapon of mass destruction.

Cum on feel the noize...

Ahhh, 1983. I was busy fucking up my life with the woman I thought I'd be with forever. Big hair, flannel, shy, quiet, not the coolest kid for sure. The person I was with had me into country music too, so I was really uncool. It's too bad we can't be shot when we're stupid.
I rode to school with other kids because I also didn't have a car back then. They introduced me to Ozzy, Quiet Riot, and others, I liked it.
I've had this song stuck in my head all afternoon. Lucy has never heard it. I guess I'll have to backwards educate her.
RIP Kevin DuBrow.

It's never just one thing

Annie's Mom fell yesterday and has a compression fracture in her back, since Dad is still recovering from surgery, it ain't pretty. Annie is geographically the closest, other closest sis is sick, physical therapist sis can't get back so......
Those poor people are gonna starve to death if they're depending on Annie.
Ok, kidding, she can cook, she's just out of practice. Lucy is sending leftover spaghetti (which was excellent) and the Church will help them out. Annie just has to take care of lots of other stuff. We had drinks and darts after work because really, WTF?

Yes, it's past my bedtime

I've been fighting with Lucy's e-mail for an hour. Fucking Vista.......anyways. I took her to The Dive this evening since it's usually dead on Sunday's it's a good time for that. She's happy now. She saw her boyfriend the bartender and our favorite bartender who I asked to marry me once, but she said she'd have to ask her husband. It didn't work out. Still love her. She's awesome.
Annie and I gave The Handsome Devil a bath, he wasn't happy but when I told him I'd seen him and the girl next door stealing glances at each other and she'd appreciate his pretty fluffy coat, he perked up.
I'm now taking my tired ass to bed. Night kids.

I'm forgiven

And replaced, dammit.

So, I'm a coward

I'm hiding out at work even though we're closed today because Lucy is mad at me. Apparently I was supposed to take her to The Dive with me yesterday even though she had been out with her sister all afternoon. I figured she would be tired and I kind of needed a break. Bad move. It's not helping anything that I already told her I would be going to The Dive without her this evening because the place will be wall to wall yelling, screaming football fans. There's no way in hell she'll be able to get around with a walker or wheelchair in there and I'm not missing out on The Dirty Old Man's gumbo again. Oh well.
I've been here 3 hours and about all I've accomplished is catching up on blogs, everything else I've touched has gone to shit. I guess I'll finish pissing Lucy off by going to Friday's on my way home. Later kids.

Happy Thanksgiving

Hope everyone had a fun filled, food filled day.
Lucy isn't up to being in a car for an hour, so we stayed home and I cooked. I actually managed an entire meal without burning myself, ya'll can cheer now.
This is my day with The Invalids...
The Handsome Devil decided to rub his sore ear all over the yard this morning when I threw him out, so it's worse than it's been in 3 days. Lovely start.
Lucy had a pinto bean sandwich for breakfast since part of her favorite meal involves those and they were in the crockpot. The Handsome Devil had canned food for breakfast. The two of them have been having a farting war for the last hour. Apparently Lucy is losing since he's throwing silent but deadlies at her loud and ineffectives. She asked me to take him out but he's still saving up.
In other news, Damn Women. Lucy has bitched all day "Nobody loves me, I have no new e-mail." Fine, while she was propped up in bed, I sent her an e-mail, simply saying "I love you." She gets up, back on the computer, I'm putzing around and notice she's crying. WTF?
Me: "What's wrong, why are you crying?"
L: "I got your e-mail."
Me: "So why are you crying? That was supposed to make you feel better?"
L: "It did."
I give up.

Whatever

It would take 26 bottles of Miller Lite to kill me

Night Visitors

This critter came to say hi tonight. Apparently he was waiting around for his girlfriend to show up. I explained that I hadn't petted pussy in awhile, but apparently I was ok, I have marks from our forbidden love.

I need a drink....

and yes, I realize it's not even 10 am. My morning so far,
Up at 6 to feed and medicate The Handsome Devil and clean his ear.
Shower, dress for work, feed and water outside monsters.
Sweep floors and straighten up living room.
Clean up few dishes from last night.
Make sure Lucy has everything within reach.
Take out trash and put neighbor's dog back in fence (NOT dog from last night.)
Grab lunch and off we go.
Got to work at 7:15, can't figure out what the hell woman was talking about with her computer. She has no e-mail so how can it be saying she has messages?
Install drivers for a scanner on someone else's machine, 3rd try that finally works.
Idiot #1 has been using a laptop for 2 yrs, she suddenly inherited a 17" monitor to connect to it but wants something bigger. Informed her nicely that she's Shit Outta Luck.
8:00 and 2 cups of coffee later, text from Lucy, her blood sugar is crazy high.
Take pill and call me if it doesn't come down.
Annie calls wanting me to look online for kidnapping in Ca, grandfather is old friend of her sister. This is a 4 call conversation.
Idiot #2 can't go somewhere online, hunt down person who put the block on so I can remove it from UPS, fix that.
Mom calls. We'll just say it was a slightly stressful call.
Run to pharmacy to get blood pressure pills because I forgot script yesterday and I'm feeling the need for drugs.
Call from Annie, she's tired and stressed out and ready to come home. I'm ready for her to come home so she'll quit fucking calling me every 10 minutes.
Lucy still hasn't re-checked her sugar, sigh.....it's gonna be a long day.

So I didn't make it to bed yet

I was just out smoking and a strange dog came over to say hi. She's wearing a vaccination tag, which helps me like zero this time of night. I gave her food and water, neither of which she wanted. I unfortunately don't have anywhere to keep her for the night since the dogs here are all crazy or I'd keep her and call the Vet's office again tomorrow so they could find her owner.
Tags on collars are a good thing, I would have liked to call her owner and tell them where she was, but nope.
She's gone again, I hope to hell she gets home.

Catching up

So, let's see. Annie's Dad is doing good, he got to go home today. Of course there are chores to be done so Annie and her Sis are staying there all week to take care of things and help Mom out.
Lucy is having a lie down since she's hurting and there was a fuck up with her meds, again. Doc is out of town and they couldn't prescribe what she's been taking without him so I picked up the next best thing, which isn't working so well. She gets therapy tomorrow so that should really be fun.
The Handsome Devil is doing better, we have another appointment Saturday unless he's suddenly healed, but at least he's improving.
Have I mentioned I have a cold? It's been festering for a week or so, Saturday the snot factory started working at optimum levels for the holidays. Today I developed a cough that screams TB Patient, but found some decongestant that seems to be helping. I have to drag my ass back to work tomorrow and fix all the shit that went wrong at 4pm today that I just didn't want to deal with.
I think I'll finish watching The Closer and take my ass to bed. Have a good night kids.

I've been holding out

Lucy is improving by leaps and bounds, not that she's leaping or bounding, but she's doing pretty well. We were both sick when rehab sent her here because I was all OMG, SHE CAN'T WALK, SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING, WTF? She felt the same way. Turns out, she can get around a bit on her own so we're good. Therapy will be here instead of her having to go somewhere which makes a big difference. Time for bed now that she's had her twinkie, later kids.

Peace and Quiet

Mahjong and an aquarium screensaver. Who knew?

Old Us

Lucy and I have been sitting at the kitchen table, on our respective laptops since she just got to play with hers. We were discussing our nursing home, sitting around in our wheelchairs, hers with pink fuzzies on the wheels and mine with playing cards in the spokes and a freak flag flying from the back. Now she's looking at pron and I'm looking up how long her knees will take to heal. Perfect couple, I tell ya.

He loves my Jeep

I forgot I had this one.

YAY For Friday

I didn't think it was ever gonna get here. I meant to be at work at 7 this morning, at least I got there before 8. I worked awhile and played awhile, and the whole day was 100 years long.
Lucy was left to fend for herself, so she slept most of the day while I was working and playing, Bitch.
Annie's dad is doing good after surgery (more cancer I can't remember if I mentioned)Dr. thinks they got all his so hopefully all will be well.
I came home to get permission from The Cripple to go out and play, I got it, won, yay me. The Handsome Devil has to go back to the Dr. tomorrow for a checkup, he's quite frisky right now so I think we're good, except he coughed earlier. Dammit.
Lucy is now admitting she got her knees ripped out so she could spend more time with me. Dumb bitch. I'm off to give her more shit, later kids.

Annie has left the building

I'm in charge of The Handsome Devil and Lucy for awhile. Wanna take bets on who I kill first?
I must be a responsible adult for a few days dammit. I hate that.
I'm now taking Lucy to bed so I can sleep and she can moan all night. She's very agreeable also. Later kids.

First time for everything

I talked to Mom yesterday, mainly about Lucy coming to the house. I heard words from my mother's mouth that I have never, ever heard before. Namely, "If Lucy isn't up to travelling by Thanksgiving don't worry about coming home, we'll do something else." My mother is all about tradition, and family home for the holidays and all that bullshit. This is a testament to how much she obviously loves Lucy. I wonder if Lucy still has her appendix? Maybe she could get that taken out right before Christmas. Hmmmm.

It's early

and yes, I'm at work. Believe me, I wouldn't be here if I didn't have to be. Anyways.
I went to see Lucy after work yesterday and found her crying yet again. It seems since she's able to hobble around a bit with the help of a walker The Powers That Be have decided to kick her out of rehab. Tomorrow. From day 1 she was told insurance would definitely cover her going to the place she's in, and then a couple of additional weeks at another facility to make sure she's able to fend for herself. Guess what? It looks like the "other facility" will be my house, and I'm pretty sure insurance will have nothing to do with it. I have no problem with her staying with me, it's just the whole situation is wrong. See? Still not funny. I'm going to get more coffee. Later kids.

Clusterfuck Tuesday

I've written, re-written, done it in triplicate. It's still not funny.
We'll talk later. Handsome Devil demands a smoke break.

It was a day

Yep, Monday again. I did make it to work yesterday, where I got more accomplished in 2 hours than I managed all last week, go figure.
Today...I didn't get much done at all, but I was there.
Lucy got her staples out, then apparently spent a lot of the day upset with the insurance company about continuing her rehab. We'll leave that there for now.
I took her some stew and cornbread after work, she threw me out after a short visit and I came home to iron. I'm such a good girl.
The highlight of my day was the drunk in the parking lot when I left Lucy. I was parked illegally at the business next door since road construction has closed over half of the parking area at the facility. I'm next to a gas station. An obviously drunk guy was yelling "Hey" when I was getting in the car. Dark parking lot? Drunk? Oh. Hell. No. I start driving out, and he stands in the middle of the passage with his hand to his head in a salute, then started mimicking smoking as I got closer. I stopped and gave him a few smokes and went on my way.
The Handsome Devil and I are going to smoke now that I mentioned it. Later kids.

It's Saturday again

I got up feeling quite productive this morning. I was going to work, which never happened but I did accomplish some other things. I was going to forego a shower until I looked in the mirror and saw this.

I decided it was in the best interest of the community for me to bathe before I ventured out.
Annie told me before she left for the gym that we could pick up The Handsome Devil so that's why I didn't make it to work. I wanted to go with her.
I took cans to the recycle place, got gas, grocery shopped, spent way too much money, but ok. I got home and we picked up THD, he's a new dog. Apparently he was sick for longer than we knew, he felt like dancing when he got home.
I took Lucy some clean clothes, picked up the others and came home to hang out. People started calling...we ended up at The Dive (where I won $50 on the football game before we showed up, woohoo) and met a bunch of folks. The Widow kicked my ass at darts, Annie and I came home around 7 cuz it was getting crowded around there.I have food in the crockpot so it's good. Maybe I'll make it to work tomorrow.

Friday, oh my

I got ready at the last minute, I was on my way to work and got a phone call. A couple actually, I finally convinced the person calling that it the was wrong number.
I got a text from Lucy, she was gonna send me a pic of her knee. I wondered about that since I've seen her knees, was something wrong? Why did she need to send me a pic? WTF was going on?
If the picture I got was of her knee, it suddenly got attached to her chest. I've been threatened with death if I show it, but it definitely wasn't her knee.
I was slow enough this morning that I looked at the pic and went "HUH?"
It took me a few seconds to figure out she was a dirty old woman.
I have nipple on my phone, dont' you wish you did on yours?

Can We Say Hallelujah?

Lucy is walking. Not very well, and she's not real speedy, but dammit she can propel herself. It's done wonders for her spirits so that's a good thing. It's nice to be able to go pee by yourself according to her. Speaking of which, brb.
The Handsome Devil should be coming home tomorrow. Thankfully no hematoma, but he's a pissed off puppy. I don't blame him, I'll be picking up extra treats for him tomorrow. At least he'll be more mad at Annie than me, she usually makes me take them for shit like this.
I took Lucy dinner from Mickey D's tonight, good thing since they forgot to bring her food she wouldn't eat anyway. I really hate this place, but at least the therapy is good, everything else sucks.
I threw some darts, beat up on The Princess and got some hotwings to bring home. They kinda cleared out my head, so I'm good now.
Taking my ass to bed now, have a good night kids.

Drunk, drunk, drunk

I met Annie, The Princess and a beer at The Dive after work. It turned into a party. The Widow, The Woman I can't name, and a bunch of other people hung out. I'm a winner at darts.
There's lots of politics, stupidity, and dumbassery going on.
I just want to go to sleep and be warm, it's fucking cold here. I'll have to wear clothes to bed dammit.

Really?

I thought sure I was cussing at a high school level.

Shamelessly stolen from noname.

I'm not having fun, and it's not my fault

Today sucks on lots of levels, but the ringer was when I almost whistled for The Handsome Devil to come smoke with me. He ain't home. He's in doggie hospital. Lucy is in the most fucked up place in the world, and I'm here. Yes, I'm having an it's "all about me moment." It's usually all about me, but tonight there is a pity party at my place because everything sucks. Most of the time it's one thing or another, right now it's everything.
Handsome Devil either has a major infection, or a hematoma in his ear (not good, don't want to go through surgery again) Vet is watching him to decide which it is.
Lucy is in a fucked up facility and that's not my fault, and I can't really bitch because I'm not family. She's getting fucked repeatedly without any lube. It ain't fun to be her either.
I'm in a foul mood, and will probably continue to be for awhile.

I started this blog with hope, and energy, and the idea that I could be funny. The realization that life sucks seems to have disabused me of that notion. I already knew it sucked, I just didn't realize it was going to suck so much on me all at once dammit.
I'll never say it can't get worse, because it always can, but Damn.

Mondays are shit

It was not a pretty day. I was not in a pretty mood. Leaving work didn't help anything. I ran my errands, saw Lucy, and things got a bit better. I then ran to The Dive to meet Annie and Ms. Fan, who had been shopping together, and things got better still. The Dirty Old Man showed up, things got almost good. He and Ms. Fan flirted outrageously, I'm afraid she was almost serious, he isn't, but I'm just a spectator in the parade of life.
She talked after he left about meeting him and her intentions and a whole slew of other stuff, love the woman, but DAMN, she can talk. Finally escaped all that to get home.
The Handsome Devil has an ear infection. He's been to the Dr and all, today his ear and face are swollen. He's eating better, but still. I told Annie to call Dr tomorrow, I know he's getting up there, but I'm not ready to lose him yet.
Of course at the moment, he's watching skinemax and drooling on the couch, so he's probably ok. Fucker.

Busy weekend

I went to work for a couple of hours yesterday because I had things that HAD to be done. Annie did a bit of parent-proofing, then I rushed home to help her finish up. She had to leave to meet Ms. Fan at The Dive since Ms. Fan didn't want to be there and not know anyone. Family showed up with new couch, hung out for awhile, I got to see The Spawn's newest trick, he does the hokey pokey. Good times. After they left I had to rush off to The Dive because Annie's cousin was in town and I thought they were going shopping and I didn't want to leave Ms. Fan hanging. He wound up hanging out with us, so it was good. He also told Annie about a great shoe sale at G@nder Mtn.
Today Annie and I went to G@nder Mtn before going to work for a bit. I got a pair of $90 Teva sandals for $25, yay for good deals. After work we ran to see Lucy and take her brand new pink laptop so she could do some stuff. Of course we couldn't get enough of a signal for her to get online dammit. Annie and I then took off to friday's for a quick drink before going to see Lily Tomlin at 3 pm. I don't know who scheduled that, but actually it worked pretty well. Great show. She's been making me laugh since I was a child, today was just as good.
We then went back to Friday's and picked up a bunch of food and had dinner with Lucy. She's been tormenting everyone by racing up and down the halls in her wheelchair so she's doing much better. I've done some laundry and ironed so I'm good to go. I now need to take my happy ass to bed so I can get to work in the morning, damn time change.
Later kids.

Do you ever have a dream that happens?

Occasionally I do. It's fucking scary. Usually, it's just deja vu, but sometimes it's too close. Problem is, I usually don't remember the dream until it happens. Most times it's nothing. Lately, I'm having a whole lot of deja vu. Something's up, I just don't have a fucking clue what. I've got Lucy, and Mom, and The Handsome Devil all sick in some way right now, I don't know where to go. I hope to hell everything is fine and all. It just bothers me.

Lucy and a new couch

Lucy got a new room, all to herself. They put that machine that makes her knees move by themselves on her, she wasn't happy. They fucked up her meds again, she got a double dose before they moved the machine to the other leg, she didn't give a shit then. She was gonna call Annie to tell her they fucked up her meds, had to ask me her name, I'm all, yep. She'll be out soon, she wasn't, but at least she didn't hurt.
Baby Sis is getting new furniture, I get handmedown couch, which is fine with me. My handmedown couch from Mom works, but it's not all comfy and roomy like the one I'll be getting. I'm excited about new furniture. It should be here tomorrow.
I don't think I own any new furniture, most of my shit is handmedown or antique. I need to pick up that table from Mom too.

Lucy is having a bad day

Lucy moved to rehab today. It wasn't a pleasant experience, even though all the paperwork was in place, her meds are fucked up, she has a roomie (she and roomie aren't going to get along) and she's in a lot of pain. They're supposedly working on a private room, but we'll see. I took her chicken tacos from Taco Hell, either they changed the recipe, or gave me the wrong thing, they were spicy and she couldn't eat them. I feel like a horrible girlfriend because I didn't stay too long this evening, mainly because roomie was going to get a bath, and she was next to the door. I sure as hell wasn't hanging around till that was done.
I'm going to sleep, night kids.

Happy Hallo.........yeah fuck that

It's my favorite day of the year usually. Not in the mood. I'm sure we'll all get over it.
Long day, saw Lucy after work, she's doing better, still not mobile, but better. She's moving to rehab tomorrow, and threatening to kill me over my ringtone since it's Amy Winehouse, she'll get over it. I know for a fact she can't raise her leg high enough to kick me so I'm good.
I had to run out to meet The Ladies because Annie and The Princess left them hanging, I show up and they're not there, damn. It turned into a longer evening than planned, everyone showed up, we threw darts, the ladies were quite impressive. I got Ms. Fan as my partner, she won a couple for us, she also got shitfaced. Ms. Sweet doesn't really drink, so she was good. We got all the gossip, caught up on Ms. Fan's boyfriend (loser) and had fun. There was also this drunk woman.......we know her so it was ok, but...she kept dancing with me, dancing with Annie, yadda yadda yadda.....Long story short, the kiss was for a guy she's kinda seeing, I hope to hell she blows better than she kisses....Ouch.

My First Flu Shot

Yes, I'm 42 and have never had a flu shot, until yesterday. I've also never had the flu, go figure. Mom's Dr. said we should all get one, so ok, done. I only wanted to sleep last night, but after waking up soaking wet and freezing 16 times during the night, it got a bit old. I didn't get a lot of sleep.
Today I read the paperwork. Soreness, fever, yada, yada, yada.......ok, that explains my arm feeling like it's gonna fall off, and possibly the feverish symptoms last night and now I'm "OMG should I have been around Lucy?" but I have noone to ask.
I'm also not wanting to sleep. I'm all about sleep people, I love it. I have a nap in my office at every opportunity. What the hell did they inject me with? I was industrious today, I got shit done, as in not shit I actually HAD to do. I'm also not the least bit sleepy at this time of night, that ain't good. I should go lie down just because I guess. I'll take another blanket just in case.

Lucy update

Lucy decided to act up last night so they took her morphine, she was not a happy camper. This morning they made her get up and go to therapy, really not happy. I talked to her this morning and it wasn't pretty, this afternoon was better, and by the time Annie, The Princess and I showed up, she was pretty damn full of it. She's still in pain, but after getting out of the Edith Ann chair (She's too short to reach the floor like most people) and back into bed, she felt a bit better. The Princess left since we got thrown out of the room for the screaming, and he was afraid of going back in and seeing hoo-hoo. Annie left a bit later after Lucy was all set for the evening. I hung around, and she fell asleep. I woke her up a bit later by accident so I left too. She just called, she's been asleep until now, so that's good. I'll probably set her up a blog while she's in rehab (no, no, no) and let her tell about it, for now, she's ok so it's good.
Thanks for the good thoughts, I'll pass them along. Ya'll have a good night.

Good and not so much

Lucy's surgery went well. She's in the Big House with a morphine drip, still pretty out of it, but at least it's over. Her new laptop came in today so I brought it home before going to the hospital. Bad move on my part.
Annie gave The Handsome Devil that bone, it upset his tummy. He was in the house all day. Poor guy had an accident. Since Annie laughed about me having to clean it up, I left the puke I deposited next to it for her. Bitch. (Ok, not really, but it came close.) Then I took the back way to the Big House because I'm apparently stupid today, I got lost. I finally found where I needed to be and saw some beautiful houses I didn't know were there so it wasn't too bad. Spent a couple of hours mostly watching Lucy sleep and came home with a headache from hell. I believe I'm going to bed early. Have a good night kids.

Weekend Stuff

Our last minute Halloween Party got last minute cancelled, which was fine since Lucy and I were discussing our last minute costumes when our hostess called to inform us life got in the way and there would be no shenanigans.
We went to breakfast and I WAS going to work, but Lucy talked me into spending the day with her. We hung out, threw some darts last night with a bunch of people and generally had fun.
I was a good girlfriend and removed Lucy's nail polish and trimmed her tree-climbers since she's going in for surgery tomorrow. She'll come out with 2 shiny new knees. Annie asked if they could make her taller, we'll see.
I'm now bored, worried, bored some more and yeah, you get the picture. Lucy has calmed down from "OMGWHATTHEFUCKWASITHINKINGGETTINGTHEMDONEATTHESAMETIME" to "OK, it'll be good so I don't have to do it again later." I promised not to trade her in on a newer model since she will be state of the art now.
I'm going to read the funnies and wait for Lucy to call, hopefully she'll get some sleep since she has to be up at an ungodly hour tomorrow. Keep a good thought for her. Later kids.

TGIF

Annie waited for me to get ready so I could drive us to work. Hour and a half later, I'm taking her home. I blamed her barfing on tequila yesterday, apparently it's a bug. She was having issues on the other end today so....I apologized. I'm hoping that gets me a break from catching the shit, I have enough problems.
I'm still trying to find out how in the Hell This
showed up on my kitchen table.
And (image unavailable) on my couch. Lucy wouldn't let me take a picture, there was hoo-hoo visible. I live in a porn house.

What a day

I woke up at 6am, with bluebirds circling my head, it was going to be a beautiful day, I would go to work early and all would be right with the world. Then I heard Annie barfing in the bathroom, she could have at least used hers. I put a pillow over my head and went back to sleep.
I woke up later than I wanted and this greeted me on my way to work. I managed to get the light instead of the dark, work is over on the left, under that ugly black cloud.
After work, I met The Princess, and we threw some of the worst dart games in the history of the world and finally just sat down and talked. For about an hour and a half. I remember why I love him. We haven't done this in eons, it was wonderful.
Have a good night kids.

Sounds right

You Would Be a Pet Cat

Independent and aloof, you don't like to be dependent on anyone. And as for other people, you can take them or leave them. You often don't care. You live your life by your own rules. And you have deep motivations that no one truly understands. Why you would make a great pet: You're not needy or greedy... unlike other four legged friends. Why you would make a bad pet: You're not exactly running down to greet people at the door What you would love about being a cat: Agility and freedom What you would hate about being a cat: Being treated like a dog by clueless humans

What Kind of Pet Would You Be?

Lifted from Big Pissy.

Headaches and cooking

I've had a headache all day. You know the kind that makes every tooth in your head feel like it's the cause of the pain? Yeah, I was ready to pull that lone tooth outta my head and poke somebody's eye out with it (kidding I have most of my teeth, and those bitches hurt.)
I thought after a decongestant and 4 Alleve that going to The Dive for steak night would be a good idea, I ain't too bright sometimes. I skipped lunch and thought maybe a few beers and dinner would fix me. I had no desire for a steak, a few beers later my head still hurt and I went off had a few expletive laden sentences to share with Annie and The Dirty Old Man because they were on my last bad nerve. It's ok, still friends, but Annie left me a pill on the table, I have no idea what it is but I'm sure it would knock my ass out. I came in and made potato soup and cornbread because that's good for what ails you, so I'm told. Annie kept asking if the cornbread was done, was it done, was it done, I finally took it out and cut her a piece then put it back it until the middle was done, Geeeze. After it was really done, she got a piece with too many peppers. Tough Shit Sweetie.
I'm taking my happy ass to bed kids. Ya'll have a good night.

More costume stuff

Thanks for the comments kids. Lucy has vetoed the wheelchair, even though it would have made her life easier (and mine hell) she's right, it's awkward. So we're talking about the shower scene from Psycho instead, works for me. I have been ordered to buy a rubber knife. Well, really, with my track record? I'd stab myself with a real one, so yeah, fake knife is a good idea. I'm off to sleep, see ya.

Halloween

A party has been announced. Damn these last minute people. I'm thinking we should use the wheelchair so.....
Vote for your fave.
Nurse and patient (blah)
Momma and Norman Bates
Bette Davis and Joan Crawford (Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?)
Dr. Scott and Brad (Rocky Horror)
Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon (Some Like It Hot)
Other ideas? Cheap and easy works.

Darts and bullshit

The Dirty Old Man beat the hell outta me 2 of 3. I won the series 3 of 5, but we don't really care. He won what he wanted to so we're good. Apparently desire has a lot to do with how well I throw. I couldn't hit a bullseye to save my life most of the time.
After Annie showed up and started playing with him, the Canuck Engineer wanted to throw me a game. (Canuck Engineer is actually his name for himself, I just call him Cheating Asshole.) I won 2, hitting bulls repeatedly. He didn't want to play with me anymore.
Annie had been over flirting with her Dr. Bad, bad Annie. She got samples, and a maybe on dinner, so maybe it's not so bad.
I had enough beer to get an attitude adjustment because today just sucked. I'm gonna shove a Mac up someone's ass before it's over, and I pretty much told her so this afternoon. I've done all I can do, the machine is fucked up, take it to someone else and leave me alone. Fucktard brought that in, I have no software, no nothing, leave me alone dammit.

Women...

Lucy said she was gonna change, I asked into what? Innocent question right?
She said, Someone younger, in better shape and all put together.
I said Let me know when you're done.
I got smacked. And now, it's blissfully quiet, I wish I had thought of this sooner.

It's been a long day

Lucy and I were supposed to go to Armpit last night, that didn't happen. We visited Dad and Stepmom today before heading out to visit The Spawn.
We had a great time with Stepmom, love her, Dad was awol for awhile, showed up pissed off he couldn't find what he was looking for, so we beat a hasty retreat cuz I know my dad, he wouldn't leave while we were there, but wouldn't be happy till he got what he wanted. Duh, where do you think I got it?
Lucy called Mom before we left town just because, we usually give her our schedule, she told Lucy to tell me not to speed, she had bad dreams this morning. Ok, I was good. We left Dad's and hit Asscrack, Al, I slowed down. All was good, the other side of Asscrack, I forgot they still have a 45mph speed limit, fuckers. Barney Fife turned around to come get me because "Yessss, Ossifer, I was speeding." No sense of humor at all on that boy, he musta been city edumacated, fucker. Yes, I got a ticket.
Lucy offered to change places and show her all, but I declined because really, he wouldn't have appreciated the view, so why waste it?
She jumped at the idea of calling Mom to tell her I was ticketed, she's still my girlfriend why? Bitch.
I still had a hardon for the burgers from The Hole In The Wall in Armpit, so we went there. She was pegged as a yankee, and I was recognized as one of the Wolf Clan. I told Lucy later she had ruined both of us, It's bad enough I'm a lesbian, but I have a yankee g/f. Tsk, Tsk.
We finally get to Mom's house, and Spawn makes up for all of it. I'm such a wuss. We had fun with him even tho he was in need of a nap, so was I by that point. Hung out, had a good time, got our cuteness fix, finally got home.
Lucy and Annie started watching that damned Penguin movie, we talked about darts and Annie decided to stay home to finish it after, get this, grilling crablegs, which I ate, damn they were good. I had to start and finish the grill, but she cooked them by herself.
I smoked and came back in, said the house smelled like a cheap whorehouse and got dirty looks from Annie, Lucy and Betty, Betty seemed to take it personally. I'm not sure what she does during the day, but I think we need more electric fence.
Later kids.

Funk is a multipurpose word

When applied to music, it's a good thing. George Clinton and The P-Funk Allstars, Play That Funky Music, Funk Soul Brothers....I like that music.
When applied to everyday life, it's not a good word. Foot funk, body funk, funky shit, in a funk. Sometimes Funk just hits you upside the head too. It seems to have clocked me today.
I'm going to bed, later kids.

I could say fuck, but I'm censoring myself

Yeah, right. I drove over to Elbow to meet Mom for her Dr. Appt. We get there at 9, appt is 9:15, he won't be there till 10, does she want to come back or reschedule. I told them we'd come back. We went to breakfast. At 10, well he's not gonna be there at all, they have to reschedule for tomorrow. The kicker is when she asked if she needed anyone with her, they said No, yesterday they said yes, so there I was. She said "Well, since we're thisclose and you're driving we should go see SoandSo in the nursing home." Fine, off we go. She didn't tell me the home was on the south side of bumfuct. I drive, and drive, and drive some more..."Mom, have we missed it?" "No, I don't think so, I just didn't realize it was this far out." A few minutes later, "Oh, there it is, you missed it." I turn around and there we are, visiting a woman I haven't seen in almost 20 years, and liking it dammit because Mom said I should. I pushed her wheelchair to lunch. At least it was a nice home, I hate those places. We didn't stay long, took Mom back to my car since she let me drive hers and all, and came back to hell because I thought I really needed to work today. Shoot me, shoot me now.
I got a phone call from someone who can't check her mail, she thought I was avoiding her (I would if I could) it's downhill from there.
I threw darts and got drunk after work, just because I can.
I wanted to illustrate, but I'm too fucking lazy. A couple that comes in all the time, he looks a bit like Brian Keith, she looks a bit like Princess Margaret. They're not really a couple, just friends, I think Brian Keith is a bit gay, but anyway... They wanted to play with me and Princess. Brian Keith was my partner. We beat the shit outta them. Princess Margaret was Not happy. She left in a snit, and I don't fucking care.
I'm going to drink some more and sleep.
Later kids.

It's only Wednesday?

I did exactly what my horoscope said, because, well, I could. I'm home, because I was tired after those 15 beers I put on Annie's tab (not really) I'm just tired, and she stayed after I left because she wanted to.
Mom got a call from Dr. Oncologist yesterday telling her everything looked wonderful, she went for the follow-up visit today to find out what she already knows and we go to the Urologist tomorrow to get the stent out. I'm volunteered for that trip so we're good.
It's windy as hell here tonight, they're talking thunderstorms tomorrow which means we'll probably get tornaders. Damn global warming, we used to get those in the spring.
I can't remember shit, I had something else to say, but it's blowing in the wind it seems.
Oh yeah, Boytoy showed up at The Dive, wearing a sweater vest over a t-shirt, camo cargo shorts and had something to say about the loafers The Asshole was wearing. I don't think he should be throwing stones. A sweater vest? Geeeze. Even I have better sense than that.

Well, this can't be good

Dear Rain,
Here is your horoscope
for Wednesday, October 17:




I think they forgot something.
Edited
ralphd00d had an excellent suggestion, I'll write my own.
Dear Rain,
Here is your horoscope
for Wednesday, October 17:
You'll have a shitty day at work because everyone had an extra helping of Stoopid this morning. Go drink some beer, throw some darts, and leave Annie with the tab since she did that to you last night. You deserve it.

Peanuts

That's a Southern thing too I think. Growing up, that was tv night. Granny would parch some peanuts and we'd watch Red Skelton. I guess that's poor southern popcorn.
Sittin in my red rocking chair, watching tv and cracking shells, loving the overdone ones. I still do.
I cooked some tonight for the first time in my life, I just got a burnt one. Granny said hey.

It's Raining

Like water falling from the sky and shit, we haven't seen much of that. I love it. I knew I should have kept my mouth shut, it's stopped now. I love the sound of rain, I sit outside and smoke cigars during thunderstorms, I haven't done that in a long time.
Half of the deck is covered so I sit here and listen to the rain, watch the lightning when it storms, and enjoy Mother Nature's light show. I haven't had a good show, or drowning in forever, we're still behind on rain for the year, not a good thing. That means everything either freezes or floods about Decmber.
I know I'm rambling, leave me alone, I do this all the time. I don't have enough room in my head for everything that goes on there so ya'll get the overflow. I'll go start a new post and bitch some more, how about that?

Party recap

1st mistake- Inviting The Princess. He said he'd show, we offered to pick up his steak since this was supposed to be a "bring your own steak" party. See mistake #3 for that.
2nd mistake- Letting Lucy purchase the steaks. They were beautiful ribeyes, we just ended up with a quarter of a cow each.
3rd mistake- Not checking with The Widow before we left the house because Boytoy bought every bratwurst, hotdog, porkchop and hamburger within a 5 mile radius. (Not that it mattered, our steaks were seasoned and waiting Saturday, I'm good like that).
4th mistake- Attempting to dance after eating almost a quarter of Bessie along with sides. I've got a bit of a hitch in my getalong.
Everything else was great. Of course we ran into a bartender who asked about The Princess because he'd been at her place all day Saturday, she wanted to know if he got home. We didn't know because we didn't see him Saturday night and our calls were not returned Sunday. (Inconsiderate Fucker) He did send a text today with an lame excuse acceptable reason for his absence, so I'll cut him some slack.
I came home and cooked his steak and had part of it for dinner because I sure as hell wasn't gonna let it go to waste. The rest will be steak sandwiches.
The Widow knows how to throw a party. The band was great, mostly 60's and 70's stuff, some Prince, a few other things. The Widow danced the whole night I think. I hate love her.
We saw people we don't see often enough, met some new folks and overall had a blast. Lucy kept bugging me for a dance (even tho she can barely walk) until she got it so she was happy.
Highlights of my evening were walking into the kitchen to see Boytoy and The Widow swapping slobber. I said "EWWWW" and kept going. Later I caught Boytoy in the bathroom, thankfully he had zipped. (Dumbass, other people know about the 2nd bathroom, shut the door.) I don't know why it's always me that gets to see these things, my karma must be fucked.
Annie and I did a bit of cleaning up and furniture moving (since everything was outside) and left before the poker games really got started. Lucy didn't want to play, I refuse to play, and Annie plays, but badly, so we needed to get home.
Annie and I were still late to work just because she e-mailed the vacationing boss last week to tell her we probably would be. Lucy didn't have to leave until 8:30 so I hung out with her for a bit before going in.
Hope everyone else had fun this weekend, I have 2 more weekends of Lucy before she gets new knees and goes awol for awhile so we'll see what I can get into between now and then.
Later kids.

A Party

The Widow had a party tonight. There was much food, booze and a band. I think I hurt something while dancing. Damn, I'm outta shape.

Date with Lucy

I took Lucy to a nice dinner for her birthday because we haven't really had a night out on our own in forever. Yeah baby, we went to Wendy's instead of Krystal. Ok, we actually went to a nice place, I had to wear pants and everything. We scared the waiter, it was great. Apparently he has never seen lesbians before, he was a bit stuttery, fucked up the drink order, and then proceeded to forget things like bread, and bringing our food, but other people did that so it was good. He really didn't spend a lot of quality time with us, but the service was still fine. I just figured he was new. Lucy said she noticed he was much more relaxed with the breeders at the next table, she thought he seemed nervous around us. Whatever the reason, he wasn't horrible and we had a great dinner.
Lucy did make fun of me for cutting up my pasta, I told her it was that or me having Spinach Fettuccine hanging down my chin looking like Cthulhu so she could just fucking deal with it.
We came home with lots of food in a doggie bag and chilled out for a bit, laughing about how we used to get thrown out of places at closing time so we went to The Dive just to prove we could still do that. You see we're home now, we didn't make it.
The Widow was out since Boytoy watches football there with his best friend The Asshole. The Widow, Asshole's wife, Lucy and I threw the dart game from hell, they finally beat us because we couldn't hit bullseyes, but we had fun.
Lucy is on the couch with a SteaknShake milkshake and I'm out smoking with the dogs. Life is good.

You'll never guess who's coming to town

Annie just called, Lily Tomlin is coming here. OMG. The best part? (besides being able to see her I mean), I can screw ticketmaster and buy tickets locally. WOO HOO!
For anyone local, or close by at least, info can be found at Broadway Theatre League.

Sweet stuff

I'm not a real big sweets eater. An occasional piece of chocolate does me fine thanks. I do love some sour stuff though and sometimes pick up something while I'm in the store.

I happened to see these while I was getting my Lifesavers gummy sours this morning. They are fucking awesome. I'm going to have to give the bag to someone before I make myself sick on them.

It's Thursday right?

I got wheels back today, YAY cuz I hate riding with Annie, she scares the shit outta me. I drive like a bat outta hell, but at least I don't do it on the middle line, geeeze.
Anyway, on to my missed dinner and the cause of it.
The woman I told you about last week? Longtime friend I don't see much anymore? Yeah, she showed up at The Dive cuz things are ugly at her house. She's ditching boyfriend of 7 years. We'll call her Big Tits since that's what Annie calls her. I mention her real name and Annie is all "Who?" I describe her, "Oh, Big Tits."
Anyway, she has a piece of shit boyfriend who she's caught doing ugly things online. (Nothing prosecutable, he's cheating) and she's having a crisis. He doesn't want to leave is part of the problem. I told her to call the cops and throw him out, but she's trying to be nice.
She's a good woman, I've known her for a long time, and wanted to tell her he was shit, but how do you do that? Anyway.
Annie went to the store to buy bread so we could have hamburgers for dinner. Annie has a problem with grilling, she can't. I planned to come home and cook and all that. Big Tits kept me out until 9, Annie had chicken salad I made last night becuase she got tired of waiting. I had chicken salad when I got home because, well, it's late, fuck the grill.
I haven't talked to Lucy yet since she never calls me until late, I did text her Happy Birthday, and will make sure she read the post today since ya'll were so nice to wish her a happy day.
The Handsome Devil wants to go smoke and it's fucking cold outside, I need to find a jacket.
Later kids.

Hey Lucy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I smashed my finger

Of course I don't remember where I smashed it. I was chopping up chicken for chicken salad and unloading the dishwasher, and inebriated during all this, and now my fingernail is numb. Dammit.
At least it's on my left hand, I can still point and laugh with my right.

One of those days

This morning I got up, showered, got dressed and headed to work. Then I woke up and had to do it all over again. I hate it when that happens.
On the way to work the Jeep started overheating, I cranked up the heater and managed to get to work where coolant started pouring out from underneath (all over my beautiful 1st row parking space). It's now at The House of Hoopty being outfitted with a new water pump, hopefully it'll be done by the time I get out of here since Annie will have to take me back to pick it up. Taking it there wasn't very pretty. The Princess recommended this place, I've never been there. It's on a very busy highway and has practically zero parking. Thankfully a bay was open when I got there since the lady stuck on the highway behind me was apparently having a problem with her middle finger that required her to squeal tires heading off to seek medical attention.
I'm going to attempt to get some work done since all I've managed to do today is re-program the sales manager's new cell phone because he thinks I.T. means I'm in charge of all electronics. Idiot.
Later kids.

BWAHAAHAAHAAHAAA

Gov. Riley declares Wednesday safe driving day in Alabama

Oh yeah, he doesn't have to drive, he doesn't realize how many fucktards are on the roads.

Ummm, No

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Fall Funk

seems to have kicked in. Lucy was doing nothing at all to get on my nerves, but she was. My solution was to go to Friday's and hang out with the guys since I haven't done that in awhile. Cabana Boy and Mr. Volleyball were working, they bicker like spinster sisters, love them both. I spent a couple of hours with them, made a date with The Dirty Old Man to throw some darts and came home.
Lucy was actually on the couch, I had a steak sandwich courtesy of Mom since her steakngravy yesterday was abundant. OMG was it good.
Off we went to The Dive. I won $50 on the football sheet there that I'd forgotten about, threw some darts, had fun....came back home.
I'm now contemplating sleep because Annie is back home and she and Lucy are both on my nerves just because they're breathing. I think this ups my bitchiness score.

I can't even get this right

You Are 78% Bitchy

While you may not think of yourself as the ice queen, admit it, you're often in a bad mood. And it's those around you who often bear the brunt of your annoyance, even if they haven't done anything wrong!

How Bitchy Are You?

Stolen from Pissy. I'm mad she got a bigger bitch score.

I need to watch more TV

Rita Moreno.
"Cane" is the show. Never heard of it, but I'll be finding it.

This might take awhile

Ya'll got your drink of choice? Comfy? Been to pee lately? You know it's not good to hold it. Ok, here we go.
Lucy and I went to Armpit last night to actually spend time with Baby Sis since she was off work. Totally missed out on the movie (I wasn't too upset) we took because we sat around chatting after Spawn went to sleep, but had fun.
Today, we hit the ground running at 8 am cuz Spawn was awake and ready to go. Baby Sis likes to open the door to our room so he can come in and harass us with his cuteness, it usually works. Lucy cooked breakfast.
Mom was cooking dinner since Lucy's birthday is next week (and she's not getting new knees for her birthday after all). Mom didn't go to the store until this morning. Things went to hell in a handbasket about 9:30.
I was clean, got volunteered to chop onions and peel potatoes while Mom and Stepdad went to buy groceries, no problem, we were gonna laze until I did my shit and Baby Sis and Lucy would watch the movie while I took Spawn over to the grandparent's place.
Mom called, she needed this and that. I get to Mom's and it's chaos. Stepdad is ready RIGHT NOW to take Mom's car to be washed and needs a ride. Mom has forgotten something and I've forgotten now what it was, but it was an event at the time. I walked back over to Baby Sis's house to get the car to take Stepdad to get car cleaned, run to store for oil so Lucy can bake her own birthday cake cuz she won't listen when Baby Sis says she'll do it. Still following all this?
Baby Sis took Spawn to Mom's while I made cornbread, Lucy made cake, everything got in the oven and I go over to finish my potatoes and help Mom with whatever. Mom and Stepdad have an argument, I was standing in the middle when he made a comment about all the clutter in the house and Mom WENT OFF. She said Damn. That's a pretty big deal. I was looking for a way to sneak out the door because I felt about 8 yrs old. After that all got out of the way, Mom and I were talking when The Princess sent me a text. I said "I should have invited him for dinner." Mom said "Call him, I'll call J, The Princess is funny isn't he?" (Mom's term for us gays). I felt like I was in the Twilight Zone for a second, laughing, I told her it was too late to call him and get him there today, but "Was she trying to fix up my gay boyfriend?" She said "Well J is a good looking guy, maybe they should meet." I dropped my teeth in the floor (and they're my teeth) because my mother didn't really acknowledge I was gay until a few years ago. Hello, I'm 42 and I've been gay at least since 15, this is a big deal.
The rest of the day was pretty much taken up with The Cripple and The Cancer Patient giving me shit for calling them that. They sat in the living room dishing and making me bring them things because they're too old and weak to take care of themselves (bitches). But they laughed a lot, it was a good sound.
I came home, took Lucy to The Dive and she kicked my ass at darts. Dammit.

My Thursday

I've lost my toothbrush. This is not a good sign. I don't know if I threw it away or what, but it's gone. Dammit. I have an alternate, but it's not the same. I guess I'll be visiting the store whether I like it or not.
I had something to say, and I'm sure it was world-changing and profound, but now I can't remember what the hell it was. Geeeze, I suck.
Oh yeah, Annie and I went to Friday's tonight to celebrate losing The Fucktard. I ran into an Old Friend, lovely woman, she's not doing so well. So I stayed there longer than I meant to, then headed to The Dive where Annie was kicking my ass at darts. I was trying to put a stop to that because I heard a woman say "I'm Horny". In my experience, if she's not whispering that in my ear, it's best to get the hell out. It's not gonna be pretty later.
Apparently she managed to contain herself at least until I finished kicking Annie's ass. Yay her. I would make a blonde joke, but.........nah.

A Million things

Since I've got a million things running around in my head, and about half of them are classified, and ya'll pretty much only care about 0 of them, I'll just ramble to myself.
I was a good daughter today. (I know, shocking isn't it?) Mom had her last treatment, I met her there, Baby Sis was there too (upstaging bitch). Mom took flowers and candy to the staff and some special goodies for The Doc, she's a good woman (both of them, not just Mom), got the spiel on checking up, first one is in a couple of weeks and how she'll be "Under Surveillance" for the rest of her life. Right now Mom is great, couple of weeks if all is well, they'll take the stent out and she'll feel even better. Mom, Baby Sis and I then went to Offal House to celebrate with a big breakfast, all is well. Oh yeah, today is Middle Sis's birthday, so that was part of the reason we went with Mom, it's always a rough day for her. Baby Sis took Mom home and headed to work, I just headed to work, by way of the great bbq place to get Annie a sandwich. ANY...Way... Work was the usual, I get in and it's "OMG, You're here, this is fucked up." Yeah. I took mexican cornbread in for the pregnant woman cuz I feel a need to take care of the breeders for some reason, she actually shared, it was loved, I'm good.
2nd part...
Annie and I leave work at the same time 4:30. It's about 15 minutes to get home. I'll go to the ATM and then The Dive, or sometimes just straight to The Dive and still be waiting for Annie to let the dog out and show up at 6:00. I never call to see where she is unless it's after 6, then I worry. Today, I volunteered to get the dog since I needed smokes and my store is down the road and yadda, yadda, yadda. I get home, feed the dogs, have a quickie with myself and let the monster outside. (Kidding, I didn't feed the dogs). I'm halfway to The Dive at 5:00, Annie is calling wanting to know where I am. WTF? We then picked up green peanuts courtesy of The Dirty Old Man, kicked some ass at darts, and one of us got home much earlier than the other (Bitch). When I got home she told me work shit I really didn't need to know and now I'm sharing, aren't you happy?

I'm gonna get mushy again

I was watching CSI, it's a re-run again, one of the stories is about a woman with Porphyria. That made me think of a friend I haven't talked to in a long time, my fault for not keeping up, and got the train running to how many people I've known and loved that I don't talk to anymore. I'm terrible about that. Hell, I'm bad about talking to my family, I can't be expected to keep up with other people. It's a character flaw I need to work on. I called brooklyn and left her a message since it was late and all just because. She and I have been friends for about 10 years even tho we've never met each other. It's all her fault, she'll call me out of the blue, sometimes I answer, sometimes not....but she's taken the time and made the effort to keep up with me. I need to give a bit of that back, to her and other people instead of living in my own little world over here.

Yo-Yo

One of the items in the goody bag the girls got at the Jam was a yo-yo. I played with it when we got home because I'm all stupid like that. Lucy made a comment about never being able to operate one. I went out to smoke earlier, thinking she was going to bed, and came in to find her in my chair, this was the conversation.
Me: Thought you were going to sleep.
L: I yo-yo'd.
Me: How'd you do?
L: (Pointing) Yo-yo was 5 feet away in the floor.
I picked it up and explained to her that it was not a ball.
Me: Show me your yo-yo.
L: Noooo, I'll show you my hoo-hoo, but not my yo-yo.
Me: (Hoo-hoo jokes and whining and me operating the yo-yo until she gave in.)
Lucy yo-yo'd, and it didn't go well.
L: I can't ever get it to come back up.
Me: Good thing you changed teams then isn't it?
Lucy yo-yo'd again and bonked herself in the head.
I laughed, kissed her boo boo (NOT her hoo hoo) did "around the world" with the yo-yo, got called a smartass and sent her off to bed.
I loves me some free toys. Cheap entertainment for sure.

More Jammin

We didn't stay too long today, they shortened the hours this year so gates didn't open till 4. We saw T Broussard and the Zydeco Steppers. They were good. I love Zydeco bands because they're always fun and at least a few people at those shows actually know how to dance.
We ate, I drank some beers, the girls had ice cream and I got a bag of fresh pork skins to torment Lucy with, then we headed home because Lucy was tired and Annie was getting antsy. All in all, a good time.
Lucy is on the couch snoozing, she's pretty much been there since we got home. Annie is in her room, probably doing the same thing, I'm recording Dexter in the bedroom because I forgot about it earlier and want to watch it with Lucy so here I am.
I need to go to bed soon, I need to be at work early tomorrow since I didn't make it in there this weekend, but we shall see.

I just found out

I WON MONEY ON A FOOTBALL GAME!!! YAY ME!
I'll be taking my ass to bed now, return to your regularly scheduled programming.
Rest assured I'll share my wealth with myself for the rest of the week.
Night kids.

Short version

It's late, I'm tired. There was no Jammin for me last night because we were all too beat and Lucy didn't get here till 8pm, also beat to hell.
We made up for it tonight. Ate, drank, waited 2 hours for George Clinton and P-Funk All Stars before moving on because they weren't there. Saw these guys. They were great. Koko Taylor rocked, she may be 107 (ok, not really) but that woman can sing. I had some decent jambalaya, and lots of beer.
We finished the night off with The Commodores, good too. I then proceeded to make a procedural error on getting us back to the car. It's the same distance to go out that gate instead of the one we came in, but pushing a wheelchair thru gravel is much harder than pushing it on asphalt. I won't make that mistake again.
I'm also not admitting I made an error cuz you know, I'm like that.
I'm off to bed kids. Have fun.

Friday Drivers

Why is it Friday unleashes 3000 more people on the road and none of them can drive?
Are the Specially Licensed only allowed to drive on that day of the week? Really, if you don't understand red light, green light, stay the fuck home people. You are impeding the progress of those of us on our way to Happy Hour.

The Boys are back in town & disgusting shit

Or the Girls as the case may be. Princess and Queen finally got home. The Princess and I met up for some darts and catching up, he kicked my ass. It's all good, he brought me goodies, I missed him, ok done with that bullshit now.
I seem to have Adult ADD or ASS or something, I can't focus on anything...... Oh Shiny .......for long.
I should be in bed because I really suck lately. This morning the bed was sucking me in, I had no energy, I couldn't escape it's mushy warmness. Add feeling like a whore's ass after a bad night, sinus drainage and nausea to the mix, I couldn't get up. I'm apparently not well. Am I doing anything about it? Yes, I'm throwing darts and drinking beer, and worrying about getting my inventory shit done because I can only stare at numbers for so long before I have to go read a blog or something.
I think this tops the evening, Annie looked out just in time to catch The Handsome Devil taking care of business. We were both out there with flashlights looking for the evidence to make sure he didn't have diarrhea because somebody threw up on the rug in her room, and it wasn't me. He left multiple deposits, apparently he's stopped up instead of having runs. Lucky Dog.
Aren't you glad you stopped by?

Well no wonder

My horrorscope for today.
Take the day at your own pace, even if that means that tasks pile up on your desk or clutter your home. Speeding up will only aggravate you and cause you to make mistakes, so explain to your people what's going on.

No wonder I'm not accomplishing anything even though I'm busting my ass. I'm off to fuck up something else now.

Frank just pissed me right the fuck off

Sorry, a local ad talking about colon cancer. "Frank is tired all the time." If I'm any indication, most of us are tired all the time just because we work for a living. Frank was playing golf. Frank can kiss my ass.
In other news, I'm just fucking tired and probably will be for awhile. Geeeze, I need to cut my talons. I need to see a groomer, my hair is too long, as are my nails. Lucy is in Nassau, bitch. Ok, not really, I hope she has a great time since she's coming home to bunches of unfun.
I was thinking of skipping Friday night at the festival until I saw Joan Jett was Friday. Dammit. I guess I will be there.
I think I'm gonna go to sleep, I'm high on sinus shit it seems.

Yes, I'm gonna bitch...What's new?

It seems I've decided to fall apart along with the rest of the world dammit. I need to make multiple Dr. appointments, and I'm not happy.
I must see Hot Doc because my blood pressure meds are on their last refill, can't let those go. I need a pap and mammogram just because, yes I skipped last year, shut up. I also need an eye exam to see if there is a reason I'm suddenly blind or if it really is just age creeping up on me, and I've got to see the Ortho about my hands because really, this is unacceptable.
My hands bother me the most, the only thing I can think of is working at home, using a handy-dandy ergonomic keyboard. Probably just more typing since I've been busily working away lately. I'm just mad it's affecting my dart throwing. Annie beat the shit out of me tonight.
I'll catch you up since brooklyn asked about it. Mom's doing well, she works partial days and has her treatment, this week and 3 days next week she'll be done. Hopefully she'll be all good after that. I'm sure you'll hear if she's not.
Lucy is on her boat, she'll be back Friday and we'll head out to the local music festival, me pushing her ass around in her wheelchair, and drinking beer. Me, not her, all weekend long, I'm sure she'll wish she was back on the boat. If all goes well, both of her knees will be replaced on her birthday October 11th, and she'll head off to the old folks home to rehab so I can laugh at her ass some more.
I think I'm done, for now....