WRITTEN IN THIS YEAR OF WAR.

•June 29, 2025 • Leave a Comment

WRITTEN IN THIS YEAR OF WAR

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Written in this Year of War

Dedicated now this Poem

To all the Weapons never used

Sitting Silent in Silos/

Sitting Silent in Silos.

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The Swords still sheathed

The Rifles stacked

The Cold Warriors still un-thawed

The Power Corridors still un-stalked

The Lies unspoken, poison-forked

The Mile the Dead Man never walked

The Hard Rain and the Hard Road/

The Hard Rain and the Hard Road.

The Orphans still un-burnt by Flame

The Hate that Dared not speak it’s Name

Great Generals and their Little Games

Retired to the Far Pavilions/

Retired to the Far Pavilions.

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Dedicated now this Poem

Written in this Year of War

To all the Weapons never used

By Cowards or by Heroes

Reset to This Year Zero/

Reset to this Year Zero.

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“War is Peace” – 1984, George Orwell

“Strength is Peace”  – Donald Trump

“UBI SOLITUDENEM FACIANT, PACEM APPELLANT” *

Calgacus, German King, as quoted by TACITUS

TRANS; “The Romans create a Wasteland, and call it Peace”

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A practised Performance Poet and Major Mandatory Mouthpiece for

Post-Punk, Alt/Pop Primitivist Sound Ensemble; THE TAPELOOPS,

he is also an Ordained Minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism.

May ask for Money. Do not approach.

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NOW I HAVE READ MY POEMS

•June 23, 2025 • Leave a Comment

Now I HAVE READ MY POEMS

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I think you can tell a lot about a Poet

by where & when they read their Poems,

don’t you think? As for Myself;

I have read my Poems in many places.

For example;

I have read my Poems in Pubs,

O yes! Pubs full of belligerent,

beer-swilling Drunks bellowing bile & bullshit!

But I beat them all back down

with my own brand of Brilliance & Bravado

by the End..

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And I have read my Poems in faux bohemian cafes

to wannabe Intellectuals, too-cool Caffeine

Connoisseurs and Neo-Chess Nazis.

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I have read my Poems beneath the Stars

as Fire Dancers whirled their fiery Stave’s

and spun around me,

tracing arabesques of flame in time

to the rhythm of my words.

I have read banned Poems

on street corners and set them on Fire

while the cheering crowd chants,

BURN BABY BURN!

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I have read my Poems

to the big silky oak tree

in the back yard.

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I have read my Poems

to empty echoing

Auditoriums..

auditoriums..

auditoriums..

I have read my Poems to Prostitutes

 whilst sharing the back seats of taxi’s,

as the educated ethnic driver listens in awe

and later doesn’t charge me for the ride,

An honour to have you in my taxi, sir.”

What a nice man he was. Oh Yes.

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And I have read my Poems

to packs of dogs in the graveyard/

Declaiming from atop of tombstones

as they listened attentively,

pink tongues lolling out, 

( My Girlfriend’s dog-walking job providing me

a truly appreciative audience

for a change.)

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I have read my Poems to spread legged,

fat-bellied, thin blue lines

of grim-visaged Police protecting the State.

A feral Madman

Skipping before them/ in Shamanic crow-mask & feathers/

taunting them with Apocalyptic denunciations/

watching them grind their teeth/

as they waited for Orders

to pounce & grind my bones.

I have read my Poems to

well meaning probation officers

appointed by the Court,

in the Hope of Enlightening them slightly..

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I have read my Poems

to the Hazari Refugee

working behind the counter at the 7/11,

and he read his poems

in traditional Farsi form

back to me.

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O & I have read my Poems

to my Lovers after Midnight,

as their eyes shone with Adoration

Understanding, Love and Light.

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I have read my Poems to the Mirror..

and the Mirror read them back to Me.

I have read my Poems to the lone Hitchhiker

I picked up on an unlit country road

some 2 a.m. Eternal Night.

Yeah we swapped Poems back and forth while I drove

and I never thought to ask for his name

when I let him out somewhere near Dawn

and we shook hands and parted Friends

and never saw each other again.

So softly I have read my Poems

to my unconscious Father,

Lying on his Death-bed,

ragged breathing drawing to a close.

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I have also read my Poems

to my unborn Daughter,

dreaming in the womb.

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And now my Friends

I have also

read this Poem

to You.

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The Reverend Hellfire is a practised Performance Poet,

an Ordained Minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism,

& Main Mouthpiece for eclectic Post-Punk, Alt/Pop Ensemble; THE TAPELOOPS.

“Only when a Man puts on a Mask,

does he show you his Real Face.”

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MR FROG’S HEAVY SCENE- Reduxed

•June 16, 2025 • Leave a Comment

TALES FOR CHILDREN

Mr Frog’s Heavy Scene

redux

Once upon a time Mr Frog was sitting on a lily pad in his favourite swamp, minding his own business, when,

all of a sudden and without previous warning,

down swooped Mr Pelican in a blinding fury

of flapping feathers and snapping jaws!

Only by gripping on tightly to the beak’s edge,

and wedging himself in the corner of Mr Pelican’s bill,

was the wily amphibian able to prevent himself from being swallowed down whole by the ravenous Fowl!

Hey Dude!“, snarled the struggling Frog,

Why fuck my day?!”

Look man..I’m just doing my job“, explained Mr Pelican,

as he attempted to scrape off bits of frog against a sharp rock,

Don’t take it personal..it’s not like I’ve got anything against your People.. I’m not prejudiced or anything, but I’ve got a wife and a nest full of kids waiting for me to come home and regurgitate some predigested amphibian down their throats.

I’ve got obligations, froggie“.

What a cop out!“, sneered the Frog,

You’re just using the pretext of Social Obligation to avoid accepting Moral Responsibility for your own individual actions.

Everyone has kids! Dr Goebbels had kids, and as a Good Family Man he used Rat-Poison to fulfill his societal obligations! That’s what rigid adherence to strict societal norms will do for you. Read some Nietzsche, bird-brain!.. Ain’t you heard of Free Will?!

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Free Will don’t pay the bills!!..

Down you go Froggie!!

snarled the frustrated Bird..

But can’t you see that this Utilitarian outlook of yours is a philosophical dead end??”

“Mrragghhh..must eat Frog..unng” the bird grunted around the squamous obstruction lodged in it’s throat.

It was becoming clear that Mr Pelican was not a deep thinker. Mr Frog decided to change tack..

But wait! You can’t just KILL me..I..I’m another person for god’sake! I have feelings and a Soul and a Mother and Hopes and Dreams! If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you swallow me, am I not fucked Bigtime?”

“Come on, give me a break..can’cha go eat some Worms or something? Worms don’t even have a central nervous system yet alone a Personality!”

“Or krill!”, the desperate amphibian continued,

How about a Krill diet? No moral conflict there,

even hard-core Jains who’ve given up water in case it contains microbes and use cow-shit for wallpaper will eat Krill. There’s not enuff ‘Entry Level’ Sentience in a bucket-load of Krill

to even animate a Talk-show host!

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Don’t go Anthropomorphic on me Frog!

Mr Pelican pompously replied,

By assigning human feelings and attributes to a lower Life-Form, you’re merely projecting your own value system and romanticising the food chain.

It just goes to prove how divorced from Reality you latte-sipping, inner-city SocialistGreenie types are!

Mr Frog launched his last gambit..

Wait! Wait! If you’re not prepared to accept personal responsibility for your actions, you could at least be a Good Bloke and do me a last favour“.

The predatory Pelican paused mid-gulp, the Amphibian still pinned tightly in his clenched beak..

Well.. OK..“, said Mr Pelican, who was always pathetically eager to be considered a Good Bloke,

But no tricks! What do you want Frog?”

“Thanks Mate!” said the Frog gratefully, indicating it’s smooth underbelly with a free paw,” Could I just rub my groin up and down against the edge of your beak for a bit? All this stress is really making my Herpes blisters bubble up again. Actually.. I think one may have burst..

Gagging and spluttering, Mr Pelican spat the Virus infested Amphibian into the bushes and flew away to look for some antiseptic mouth-wash and seek Medical Advice.

And so, tired but happy, Mr Frog hopped home, relieved that his negligence in seeking medical treatment for his distasteful Social Disease had had such beneficial results.

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And the Moral (if you could call it that)

of the Story is this;

“LOVE YOUR DISEASE,

IT COULD BE KEEPING YOU HEALTHY!”

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an Ordained Minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism

and a Living Master of the Forgotten Arts of Reading & Writing.

How did he get here? No-one knows.

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TRIGGER WARNING NEEDED.

•June 8, 2025 • Leave a Comment

Trigger warning needed

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..a Doom-Scrolling Dingo

Feeds Mushrooms to Girl’s Babies/

Bio-Security suspects

That it had Rabies/

“Meanwhile in other news..”

Click Bait/ Jail Bait

Body Missing/ Nation waits

Widened Search/ Cadaver Dogs

Draining Rivers, Swamps & Bogs/

Now they find a bloodied Dress

Sus-pect encouraged

to Confess/ Later

Charge Withdrawn

in Court (“Duress”)

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In ravenous Swarms the Media Vultures

Circling above in Helicopters/

Interviewing vengeful Neighbours/

Lurk in doors for Ambush “Gotchas”

Feasting on a Victim’s Fears

Close-ups of the Sister’s Tears

“Thoughts & Prayers”/

Going through the Motions/

while feeding on

Human Emotions.

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Lacking Kindness, Sense or Tact,

the Influencers/ now Attack

Poking around in People’s Pasts

for puerile, Peeping-Tom Podcasts.

Now Someone’s Caught/ We go to Court/

Somebody says

the Judge is bought/

With Motivations multiplying

in their vile Imaginations,

Self-Appointed Experts broadcast

on every Page

& every Station.

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The rock star Lawyers strut like Peacocks/

and peck at every loosened thread/

Lest the Web of Lies erected/

Crashes on their Clients’ head.

The Trial is heard/ Justice is done/

the Public attention/ soon moves on/

Yes All is Over/

The Victims can Heal/

At least.. until

the Appeal.

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IF this Poem raises any Emotional or Psychological Issues

then.. I dunno.. I might have a couple of Valium lying around

or

you could just try Lifeline.

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an Ordained Minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism,

& Default Word Person for eclectic Post-Punk, Alt-Pop Musicalists; THE TAPELOOPS.

The World will one day remember him/ with a sick & guilty Pride.

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MEDICATION NATION

•June 2, 2025 • Leave a Comment

Medication Nation

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Modulate

and Moderate

my Moods

with Mass Production.

Scaling up to meet Demand

Free market Medication.

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Alleviate,

Ameliorate

all Angst

and Alienation!

Anxiety Anaesthetists

Control Administration.

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While Soporific Synonyms of Science

sedate the Sleeping Ones,

Satellite Surveillance scans/

Commands the Dosage;

“Set to Stun”.

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Drones on Drugs

and Robot Dogs

requiring Augmentation,

Invade the Algorithms’ Memes/

Sound-tracking Laughter/

Drowning Nation.

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The Reverend Hellfire is a practised Performance Poet,

an Ordained Minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism,

and Main Mouthpiece for the Shadowy Forces lurking

behind the innocuous facade of Post-Punk Alt/Pop Primitivists;

THE TAPELOOPS!

That’s just the way it worked out.

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TWO HAIKU & A SYNOPSIS

•May 26, 2025 • Leave a Comment

2 HAIKU & A SYNOPSIS

1. PUNCH-DRUNK PRESIDENT

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Punch-Drunk President;

NFT Superman with/

Photoshop Knuckles.

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on THE oCCASION OF AN ACTOR’S

DEATH BY AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION

Show Biz Fantasy;

Door knob & Necktie/

Suspension of Disbelief.

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modern family: season 25

EPISODE1;  “mAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN”

The Dunphy/ Prichett Families are having hilarious adventures adjusting to Trump’s America.

Gloria is suddenly seized by Homeland Security as being “Undesirable & a Threat” after her former husband is designated a Cartel member and terrorist.

With her head shaved she is shackled, put into an Orange jumpsuit and deported to El Salvador without Trial or Hearing.. /

Jay‘s troubles are worsened when his Business collapses, after all his illegal factory workers disappear after rumours are circulated by a rival about an impending ICE raid./

Meanwhile..

Mitchell is sacked by his Law Firm after President Trump threatens to sue the company unless they change their DEI hiring policies. At home Cam collapses at the terrible news but at the Hospital they are horrified to discover that Mitchell lost his Family Health Insurance when he was sacked by his Law Firm.

Back at home Lily has developed a Meth habit and is busy faking a break & enter so she can steal the family valuables while the boys are at the Hospital.

Meanwhile..

over at the Dunphy Household Claire is aghast when Alex is expelled from University after being arrested for attending a Pro-Palestine Demonstration.

Hilariously, Alex‘s problems are soon forgotten as Haley announces she needs money to travel interstate as she’s pregnant again and Abortion has just been banned in their home State.

Matters are further complicated when Phil confesses that he’s lost all their money investing in a Trump backed Crypto Currency Scam.

NEXT WEEK; Jay catches Covid & collapses. In a shock reveal, as he lies dying on his Hospital bed, he confesses to Claire that he voted for Trump. Oh and also, that he was the one who turned Gloria’s husband in to Homeland Security.

Meanwhile two floors below in the same building, Mitchell is selling a kidney to pay for Cam’s mounting hospital bills.

Back home Lily starts using fentanyl.

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The Reverend Hellfire is a practised Performance Poet

and an Ordained Minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism.

Primary Mouthpiece & Wordsmith of Alt/Pop, Post-Punk Primitavists; THE TAPELOOPS.

Seriously. You’ll miss him when he’s gone.

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OVEREXPOSURE

•May 18, 2025 • Leave a Comment

OVEREXPOSURE

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Surely there are those

People who we can

all agree

are Evil.

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If in Doubt

just test by Fire

or other method

Medieval.

Some thing ’bout

their Serpent Smile

and shiny eyes

does not seem Real.

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Open up their Skull

then like a Can

and see the Thing

 Concealed.

If a Centipede

crawled out

would You be shocked

by what’s Revealed?

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Or merely Yawn

& put it back

inside

Sew up the Wound

and hope it Heals?

See how numbed

that we’ve become

to the Banality

of Evil.

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Just another hum-

drumm Product

on a scale

Indus-tri-al.

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With no shielding

left us

Now the Noise

becomes the Signal.

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***The Reverend Hellfire is a practised Performance Poet,

an Ordained Minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism

and Front Vocalist & Lead Conduit for the Higher Forces

of the eclectic Post-Punk Alt/Pop Primitivists: THE TAPELOOPS.

Likes a Laugh.

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PORTRAIT OF A POLITICAL PRINCE

•May 12, 2025 • Leave a Comment

PORTRAIT OF A POLITICAL PRINCE

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Like a Statue uncrated/

Your Ego’s Inflated/

But when Curiosity’s Sated/

You’re found Hollow Inside/

That’s why/

You’ll do Anything/

To Avoid the Void that You Hide/

And make Others Suffer/

to Feed you’re filthy Pride/

But don’t Worry/ You’re Not/

The First Leader who’s Lost/

So tell Me how much/

Does your Pleasure Cost/

How much do you Pay/

to Pay Off the Pain/

Make it All go away?

How Deep are your Pockets/

How Deep is Your Shame/

Are you Playing for Keeps/

Or just Playing the Game/

Alone at Night do You Weep/

Are your Followers Sheep?

Are You a Wolf/

in Wolf’s Clothing/

Or just some sorta Creep?

 While the Word on the Street/

Says; You’re “Committed”/

Connected/

& Calling the Shots/

When You should be Committed/

Corrected/

or Shot/

Are You following Jesus/

Giving All that You’ve got?

Are You the Spirit of Progress/

Or just Spiritual Rot/

Are You Wired/ Are You Woke/

Is Your Life just a Joke/

Some Cautionary Slapstick/

Like a Pig/

wearing Lipstick/

Or a Penguin on Coke/

But like a Frog/

or a Tyrant/

It’s Time You should Croak.

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and Main Mouthpiece of Post-Punk, Alt/Pop, Lo-Fi Minimalists; THE TAPELOOPS.

He’s not so bad once you get to know him.

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PLASTIC WORLD (Lyrics and Link)

•April 27, 2025 • Leave a Comment

PLASTIC WORLD

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Pass me a very sharp Stanley Knife

I want to cut Plastic right out of my Life!

It’s poisoning the Water

the Earth & even Air,

after just Sixty years

you find it every- fucking/

every- fucking

-where!

Take Tissue Samples

(just for example)

you find it in your Colon

You find it in your Brain!

You find it in the Shampoo

washing down the Drain.!

Then you find it in the Oysters

you find it in the Fish

Soon you’ll find it in every meal

on your plastic dish!

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But ignore every Scientific

Warning that you you’ve heard,

Keep sleep walking blindly

with the Human Herd..

And when Plastic Atolls

rise up from the Sea

Just get some Plastic Palm Trees

So then there’s Green-er-rey!

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Greenery! Scenery! I think it Obscenery!

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Next half your Genome

will be just Junk Plastic!

Your Connective Tissue

Re-placed by E-lastic!

Optic Fibre nerves beneath

the Cellophane Skin,

Bakelite Bones

form the Scaffolding within!

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But you’ll be alright

with your Botox Lips

and your Silicon Tits

and your pre-moulded rubber

for all the extra bits…

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(All the extra bits)

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You’ll be perfectly adapted for

this shiny Plastic World

Where I can be your Ken

and you can be my Barbie Girl.!

Yeah perfectly adapted for

this shiny Plastic World

You can be my Ken

and I will be your Barbie Girl!

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Click Link below to hear Plastic World

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The Reverend Hellfire is a practised Performance Poet,

an Ordained Minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism

And Designated Mouthpiece for Post-Punk/Alt-Pop ensemble; THE TAPELOOPS.

He’s a jolly good fellow.

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DISGUST. A Final Ode to the Human Race.

•April 20, 2025 • Leave a Comment

DISgust

a final ode to the human race.

-(dedicated to “the Exceptions”)

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Dear Human Race, I’ve had enough!

Yes, You and I are through!

I’d rather lie in the cold, cold Ground

than hang around with You

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For one more Year or one more Day

to live amongst such Fools

I’d need Frontal Lobotomy

then I could smile and drool

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At the sick parade of Facts & Acts

enacted every Day!

But Apocalyptic Climax comes!

Hip! Hip-Hip! Hooray!

Now I’ve been called Mis-an-thro-pist,

And Pessimist to boot!

Some even call me Cynical

But I’m a Realist. Please Refute??

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You Can’t! Alas! And there’s the Rub!

The Exceptions prove the Rule!

The Kind & Gentle Folk are few,

and down-trod by the Cruel.

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Oh I know I have my Failings

And I know I have my Flaws,

But with all my Faults it comforts Me

that none of them are Yours.

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***The Reverend Hellfire is a practised Performance Poet

and an Ordained Minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism

& Lead Loose Lips for Alt/Pop Post/Punk Pseudolists THE TAPELOOPS.

He’s like a lean-to that should be seen to.

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