Remember the days,
Before fascism returned?
trump is a nazi.
Haiku for You #283
Venezuela,
Was never ours to fuck with.
trump is a nazi.
Note: You have to pronounce Venezuela as if it were five syllables. Ven-eh-zu-eh-la.
I don’t think it matters though… you get the point, right? He’s so afraid of the epstein files that he overthrew a sovereign nation. Pedo-nazi slime.
Haiku for You #282
Holiday season,
Is officially over.
January 5th.
Haiku for You #281
New Year’s Eve, again.
This year can kiss my fat ass.
Screw you, ’25.
Haiku for You #280
Day after xmas,
What’s Boxing Day anyway?
We don’t have that one.
We Did a Thing
Yesterday… we did a thing.
Happy New Car Day, HoHoHo.
Pardon My French
Pardon my French, but Wordle was a bitch today. A mean, cruel, and heartless bitch. I got it but it took all six tries.
My company also just gave me a ham for xmas dinner. HoHoHo and shit.
Haiku for You #279
We did not break it,
But they want us to clean up.
We’ll do it, of course.
Haiku for You #278
I have no idea,
What to ask Santa Claus for.
Just call me The Grinch.
Haiku for You #277
Light snow on Tuesday,
Made me late to work Wednesday.
Already fed up.
