I’m halfway through my can of beer and I’m already dizzy.
Pathetic.
Just like this movie that I am watching.
Lake House
Whoever wrote this movie, I bet one of my balls that it’s a woman.
It’s not that I’m being sexist against women or something. Yeah, I’m all for gender equality and all, but come on!
I’d switch the channel but I’m just too lazy.
By the way, I’m writing this as it is happening, so please forgive me if I get too off tangent.
God, this chicken nugget sucks.
Anyhow, back to the topic.
Romance. Ugh, I feel like throwing up just at the thought of it. I’m all for love, commitments and relationship and all but the Hollywood image that has been painted on us about romance is just too… it just takes too much effort.
Let’s just look at 50 First Dates. I bet my other ball that a woman wrote that. Though I won’t look it up coz I’m too lazy. I just think that that movie is a woman’s perspective on how she thinks she should be persuaded or made to fall in love every single day.
Ain’t nobody got time fo’ that!
Caught in a bad romance
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Fork you, Thunder! You can sick my duck!
30 07 2012I never had a Teddy Bear. When I grew up, my cousin had one that sings ABC and with blinking lights. I was never fond of it. When it’s about to drain on battery, the ABC song gets slower in a creepy, deep voice and the flashing red eyes makes it creepier.
But if I would have a thunder buddy, I would want someone who could say, F*ck you, Thunder! Sick my duck!
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Swim, MD! Swim!
2 05 2012I mean, I know how to swim like keep myself afloat (for when I’m too lazy to paddle). But to really really know how to swim, (e.g. breast stroke, freestyle or keep myself alive), that’s another. Many have tried to teach me and even went to the extent of pushing me into a water slide that leads to the very deep end of the pool, but I was too scared (and maybe too lazy to keep myself afloat) and quickly paddled like a dog to the edge of the pool. So that didn’t work.
I’ve already mentioned before that I’ve been planning to take swimming lessons, but maybe I’m too shy to enroll myself into a class. I mean, who would want to teach a lazy, 26 year-old fat ass like me? Okay, maybe if I pay enough someone will.
I have read that not being able to swim is some sort of disability. Imagine being in a company outing but you can’t join everyone swimming because you can’t. How much more if you, God forbid, got into an accident in the open sea? You’ll either be 1) dead from drowning and 2) dead because the others who can swim will use you as bait for the sharks. In short: dead us there (Patay tayo diyan).
I don’t know. I’m not sure if I should start by getting myself fit, you know start getting those six-pack so I could flaunt it in the beach. Or probably start learning how to swim and with that probably get fit in the process.
Oooh, I can already see myself running in slow-mo on the beach then the music from Baywatch will start playing in the background!
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My Neighbor is a Stupid Bitch Chronicles – The Noise, The Dog, and The Bathrobe
15 04 2012We’ve been confronted by our neighbor (again) about the noise from our TV. In fact, just when we were considering to get this place, we’ve been warned by our landlady that the next door neighbor complains a lot about the slightest noise when they hear one. We didn’t mind because we work at night and mostly asleep during the day.
One day, when manang (our house help who visits our place once a week to do the laundry and clean up our place) was busy sorting through our laundry, our TV was left on high volume. We usually just leave the TV like that just so we would have the feel that someone’s at home. That day we might’ve forgotten that the volume was too high.
I was in the room when I heard the loud knock on our screen door accompanied by our neighbor’s high-pitched voice. “Pwede bang hinaan niyo ang TV niyo? Nakakabulahaw na eh.”
I stepped out of the room and apologized for the noise. When I muted the TV, she was still screaming at manang saying “Araw-araw na lang, ang ingay niyang TV niyo.” First, I do not appreciate her screaming at poor manang. Second, the TV’s now on mute and just because we made a mistake of leaving the TV on high volume doesn’t give her the liscense to bad mouth us. I answered back, “Teka lang po, wag niyo naman po sigawan si manang at kailan lang ba kami nanonood ng TV? Kapag kayo ang maingay kaka-pukpok ng pader niyo, narinig niyo ba kaming mag-reklamo? At kapag nananahimik kami dito at biglang tatahol ang aso niyo nang pagkalakas-lakas kahit na natutulog kami dahil sa gabi ang pasok namin, nagreklamo ba kami?” Then she continued with her nagging, repeating everything she said. Irritated, I simply said, “Ayan na po, mahina na ang TV. Mas malakas pa nga po ang boses niyo sa TV. Nakakabulahaw na po kayo ng ibang kapitbahay. Baka naman po pwedeng tumahimik na kayo.”
After that incident, we never heard from her again until just a few days ago.
I was busy preparing dinner, and yes, I left the TV on high volume again. She came knocking violently at our door again complaining at the noise. I apologized and turn down the volume. When I did that she still continued nagging. Annoyed that she seemed to have won the argument, I yelled at her “Baka naman po pwedeng tumigil na kayo sa kaka-sigaw kasi wala po akong magagawa kung wala po kayong cable.” She walked away and slammed her screen door behind her. A few minutes after, someone knocked at her door, and her dog started barking loudly, that I began shouting “Ang ingay naman!”
I figured we will never be friends and I never intend to be. I know answering her that way is not respectful at all. But I’m just annoyed at elderly people who nags around younger people just because they can. Being older doesn’t make you right all the time. When I answered back at her is my way of telling her that she cannot just do that to anyone most especially us. We’re not the only noisy household in this floor nor in this building. Heck, we even pay the homeowner’s association fee more punctually than her (I always check on the records).
Well, whenever there’s an argument, I always end up thinking how I could’ve ended those arguments better.
I even thought of saying, “Maingay? Sandali lang. Let’s define ingay?”
Perhaps, I could say, “So, you think we’re very noisy? Tell me how you’ve been living a very quiet life with your retarded dog and all those mid-afternoon pounding on the wall?”
Or I should’ve said, “Sorry, I can’t hear you over our very awesome surround sound system.
You, if you were in my place… How would you have responded to this witch?
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Tags: Bitch, Neighbor, Noise, Witch
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Anne – Tokyo, Japan
28 02 2012Dumaan na lang ang anniversary ng blog ko ng ganun-ganun lang. Wala man lang nakaalala kahit yung may-ari. Nakakadisappoint pero charito lang.LOLz
Oo, ako na ang busy.
Busy sa work
Busy matulog
Busy kapag weekend
Busy na lang palage
Buset!
Hindi naman ako nagrereklamo. In fact, I’m grateful for having a job that appreciates my skill. Yung tipong nagagamit ko talaga ang utak ko. At syempre nagpaka-bibo talaga ako at kinabog ko ang lahat sa process (mukhang pera kasi me).
Naisip ko lang ulet mag-blog kasi, hindi na naman ako makatulog. Surprisingly, sa tindi ng pagod ko, hindi ako makatulog. Sometimes, you can’t help but bring home your job. Yung tipong matutulog ka na lang iniisip mo pa yung nangyari sa office pati yung gagawin mo pa the next days. Kalurks lang.
I gained 10 pounds nitong last 3 months lang. Hayuk lang kumaen. Although hindi naman talaga agad pansin na tumaba na ako, pero kapansin-pansin lang na unti-unti na akong nagta-transition from medium-sized shirts, nagiging large na ang size ng shirts na suot ko. From size 30 waistline, naging 36 na! At unti-unti ko nang hindi nakikita si itlog ko kapag nagsha-shower ako. Alarming na itwu!
Tumatakbo na pala ako ulet. Kaso masyadong madalang para magkaroon ng impact bukod sa hinihingal lang ako. Ang masama ay nauuwi lagi sa kainan. Lumalakas talaga ang appetite ko. Konting kibot, kain. Kahit busog, more-more lafang lang.
Pero, like I said, hindi ako nagrereklamo. Kaysa naman sa magutom ako at walang matirahan. Masaya na ako dito.
Made-delay lang muna siguro ang pangarap ko magkaroon ng billboard sa Guadalupe.
9 months na pala si Roxy. Kukwentuhan ko kayo about her next time. Ito ang picture niya sa ibaba. Gustong-gusto niya ang A/C sa kwarto, pero hindi pwede kasi baka mawili.
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Tags: Office, Roxy, Running, Weight Gain
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Rufus
16 12 2011I wasn’t on hiatus if anyone’s asking. I’ve just been busy with work, that’s it. Well, I’m not at work all week, but I’m busy resting and trying to get back some sleep I’ve lost during the weekday on weekends. This proves that you can never have work-life balance. I was told that if you talk too much about work life balance, you either do not work, or have no life at all.
I’ve tried several times to write something using the WordPress app on my phone, but that didn’t do me good. I attempted to write about Rufus, our first dog, but I thought it was too long and maybe no one would read it.

Rufus is a 3-month old Shih Tzu when we first got him days after my birthday. We had him examined by a vet and was told that he needs to stay in our house for a week more before we proceed with the normal grooming and shots. We took him home and had to keep him in the carrier that we bought him with. It was the most heart-breaking sound when he cried through the night but we had to be strong to make him used to being alone at night. In the morning, we took him out for a walk around the neighborhood, we were the happiest seeing Rufus run and sniff around.
Saturday morning, I went home from work to feed Rufus. I felt bad because I had to leave him right away because I had a class that day. I didn’t place him back the carrier because I thought it’s too small for him. Instead, I placed him on his leash and left. Before I locked the door, I heard him cry. When I got home, we bought him a crate and he looks like he loved it.
Sunday, we stayed home to play with him the whole day. I loved the way he would crawl in the space between the bean bag where I would normally sit and the sofa. There he would beckon for me to scratch his belly and he would go straight to sleep.
Monday, I left early for work and went back the next morning @ 4am. Here I fed him right away but noticed he didn’t eat any of the food I gave him. I thought he’s probably not in the mood to eat. So I placed him back in his crate and went to sleep. When I wake up @9am, we found some vomit on the tray under his crate and I wondered where that came from since he didn’t eat that morning. I thought he might have just eaten something that didn’t agree with him. But when we tried to call him, he won’t move and appeared lethargic. We immediately rushed him to the vet where we found that he had Parvo. We were told that he had a 50/50 chance of surviving.
The next day, I called the vet for updates on Rufus but I was told that he wouldn’t eat and kept vomiting and his stool is still soft. I feared for the worst. We visited him for 3 days and noticed that he would try his best to still respond when although we were told that his health is not improving.
Friday morning, it was my turn to visit and I’m stuck in traffic on my way to the vet. I received a call from the Vet and was told that Rufus can’t breathe anymore, I was already crying. I told the cab driver to hurry. Just a few meters from the vet’s clinic, I received another call and this time a lady spoke to me saying that Rufus had already passed away. When I was called to get inside the operating room, I saw lying on the table the life-less body of Rufus. I cried so hard.
We were told that it’s impossible that Rufus caught the virus when he was with us since the virus had an incubation period of 7 to 14 days. Rufus may have had the virus already when we bought him. Funny because Rufus had the slip with all these vaccines showing he should’ve had immunity to this virus. We were told that the pet shop we bought him from may have just injected the vaccines themselves or probably didn’t do it at all.
The most heart-breaking part of it is that he is our first pet and we didn’t even had the chance to bathe him or had him groomed.
Now I understand why certain pet owners go to the extent of pampering their pets that it sometimes border exaggeration. Those days, no matter how few, when we went home and see Rufus jumping and barking at us made us alive once again and made us feel that someone’s waiting for us. Now I understand what made me cry when my uncle had our family dog killed for pulutan.
Rufus is just one in thousands of dogs sold in pet stores for a bargain price and probably meant nothing to the owner than a few thousand pesos. He is just one in thousands of dogs, everyday that are abused and killed because they couldn’t get a home. We’re just glad that we took Rufus out of that place and we somehow managed to make him feel loved and made us feel loved no matter how brief.
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Tags: Images, Iyakan, Parvo, Puppies, Rufus, Shih Tzu, Shimmering Flashback, Uberly Cute
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Tips Para Sa Mga Susunod Na Bagyo
1 07 2011We’ve been bombarded by Typhoon Falcon last week and just recently, Davao was devastated by flash floods. Matagal na tayong ganito. Taon-taon sinasalanta tayo ng mga bagyo pero hindi tayo madala-dala. Kaya naman naisip ko na makipag-negotiate na lang sa mga susunod na bagyo.
1. Huwag Kang Kupal. Konting lakas ng hangin, konting ulan… Yun lang, wag kang masyadong pasikat. Wag masyadong manalanta. Third world country kami, maawa ka naman. Dapat steady lang.
2. Iwasan ang weekdays. Dapat weekends lang. Maraming maabala. Oo, matutuwa ang mga batang nag-aaral dahil suspended ang classes. Pero hindi naman waterproof ang mga empleyado.
3. Snow. Instead of puro tubig ka, try mo namang mag-snow. Remember, climate change, yan ang uso. Ulanan mo naman kami ng snow para mauso rin ang trench coat and fur boots. Swear, matutuwa ang 9 Million Filipinos.
4. Forget Legacy. Ok, hindi ka man maalala at magmarka forever sa history bilang isa sa mga memorable bagyos in the country since hindi na nauulit ang pangalan ng mga malalakas na bagyo, may chance ka naman maipangalan ulet next year. Imagine the publicity?!
5. 11 to 3 Window. Kung hindi mo man talaga mapigilan ang iyong hinagpis dahil nautusan ka lang ni Papa God, baka naman pwedeng sa loob ng window na ito ka lang manalnta? I know, 4 hours lang pero sorry, ito lang ang nakikita kong pwede. 11am to 3pm, ito ang oras na pinakamainit. 11pm to 3am, ito yung oras na lahat ng tao ay either tulog or nasa safety na ng opisina.
Anyhow, inihaw, in the end ikaw pa rin ang masusunod. Kahit may issue ngayon sa population control pero sad pa rin malaman na maraming namamatay sa pananalanta ng mga bagyo. Oo, kinukunsensya kita. T@ng#n@ m*, maawa ka naman!
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Tags: Bagyo, Disaster, PAG-ASA, Philippines, Weather
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Protected: Harold Camping admits using Rapture to distract people from RH Bill
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Tags: 2012 Prophecies, Contraceptives, End of the World, Harold Camping, Rapture, RH Bill
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