OH. MY. GOSH. I am so sorry. I am truly sorry I was gone for so long T_T I am a horrible simmer. And a horrible ISBI-person-ness of collab… ness… and where the heck is Jay? o_o -looks around the empty house- Where is ANYONE?

…. Oh. The adults are away on a free vacation. That sounds like a good idea. Guess I just have to wait for school to be–YAY! It’s out!

Flizz: There is this annoying buzzing sound in my ear. -tries to grab it-

C-can you hear me? o_o

Flizz: STOP BUZZING, BUZZER! -flails around- I will just ignore it.

HEY FLIZZ! I guess it would make sense if you can hear me since you are going to be taking over for your mother, and since she is gone, I can talk to y–

Flizz: No adults in the house? PARTY TIME TONIGHT! :>

… that… is not a good idea… Please stop… -follows Flizz home after checking on the kids who are doing their homework outside of school- FINE if you’re going to throw a party then order pizza since hungry kids + stove does not sound like a good idea to me.

Flizz: I can still hear it. @_@ but pizza sounds good. -dials-

You CAN hear me. :> that’s a good sign.

Flizz: Hello, Military Base? I think an alien is talking to me inside my head.

YOU are an alien! x_x

Flizz: They hung up on me D: It’s a conspiracy. 😦

Seriously?

*

Oh look a bunch of teens running around in the house with no supervision. @_@ this… should end well <_<;

Random guy whose name I forget: You know, Flizz, I love the way your skin looks, it’s soooo green! It really suits you.

Flizz: … Please stop….

Random guy: -flirtflirt-

Flizz: -denydeny-

And the guy proceeds to hit on Flizz all night despite getting rejected every single time.

Flizz: So, um, Lisa…

Lisa: Why was I even invited here, we don’t know each other.

Flizz: You’re related to Ethan Bunch, right? Cause I kinda want him back as my daddy.

Lisa: You mean my brother? My brother that married your mother and then died in a horrible fire before a full day? THAT Ethan?

Flizz: But–I know he’s alive! T_T THIS IS ALL JERKFACE’S FAULT!

Random Guy: That girl better not be hitting on my man! 👿

He’s… straight. <_< WAAAAH why am I suddenly being drawn to–OHMYGOSH YAY!!!!

Tevin: It’s my birthday!!! ^_^ That must be why Flizz threw this party :>

Oh Tevin you are so adorableness! I cannot wait to see you as a teen. ❤ But why must you be like your cousin and age up when you’re all smelly?

Flizz: ALL RIGHT! My cousin is gonna be my age again!

Wait… I feel like we’re missing someone…

Flizz: Yeah it’s a total shame that Uncle Kay and Aunt Salba and my mom won’t be here.

No… -scratches head-

Lisa and other guy: WAAHAHAHA SMELLY KID!!!

That isn’t nice. <_< FLIZZ! Attack!

Flizz: NO! Lisa knows something about the Ethan thing!

Your… oh Flizz, Ethan is gone.

Flizz: NO! I refuse to accept it.

Tevin: :>

Flizz: OHMYGOSH!!!! … Wait a minute, he’s a direct kid of Uncle Kay while I’m just a nephew. What if… Tevin… is sexier than me?

Random guy that was hitting on him: NOPE you’re sexy.

Flizz: Dude, just leave. Please. -rubs chin- I will find out the secret to being sexy.

Tevin: Where’s Zsa-Zsa?

OHMYGOSH that’s who I was missing!!!

With the powers of my mad skillz, I give you–split-screen aging up! 😀 I think Zsa-Zsa turned out GORGEOUS but was there ever any doubt? :3 Now, we just need to get Sparrow turned real.

*

-yawns- wow this party is boring. Lisa flirts with the one guy, the other guy flirts with Flizz (how can he still be flirting when Flizz hates him THIS much?!) AND Tevin and Zsa-Zsa are asleep.

Flizz: WAAAAAH BUZZY ALIEN STOP TALKING TO ME! We have more urgent things on hand! THE POLICE!!! -freaks out-

Moehawk guy: Police? Crap. Uhhh WE’RE OUT!

Flizz: NO! I need help cleaning up!

Cleaning what up, exactly? No messes were made. Y’all just stood around and talked.

Flizz: -freaks out-

How the heck did the neighbors hear this anyway? The TV wasn’t on! You don’t have a stereo! What, did the neighbors hear talking? ‘Hello police, I believe the teenager next door is throwing a book discussion meeting’. <_<

Policeman: All right you crazy kids! Keep it down over here or I will have to call your parents!

Tevin and Flizz: -snore-

Police: Crazy kids these days. Wait… is that kid… green…? o_o

Policeman: Yeah, this is how cool guys run away from aliens.

>_>;

*

Tevin: Something wrong, cuz?

Flizz: I heard that policeman last night. He said something about aliens. There are aliens in my head! I HEARD HIM!

Tevin: …..

…WELL then… um… Flizz.

Flizz: When I get back from school I will figure this out.

Tevin: Flizz, we are part alien.

Flizz: WHOOPS there’s the bus, gotta go! -run-

Tevin: -sweatdrop-

*

Tevin: Okay, Flizz, we need to talk about this alien thing.

Flizz: What about it? Do you hear them too?

Tevin: We… are aliens. All right? My mom is an alien. Your father is an alien.

Flizz: Ethan was an alien?

Tevin: No. Jerkface is an alien.

Flizz: … :I But what about the voice in my head?

Tevin: I don’t know. Maybe you’re just a nutcase.

As much as I appreciate you trying to help him, I don’t think that is–okay yeah, he is insane.

Flizz: I AM NOT INSANE!! -points to Tevin- OH go kiss your stupid girlfriend, you meanie! -runs to room and locks self in-

Tevin: o\\\\\o

Zsa-Zsa: T_T

D: What’s wrong?! Did you hear Flizz? Oh just ignore him, he’s a frustrated teenager.

Zsa-Zsa: Tevin didn’t even stand up for me… maybe he doesn’t like me anymore…

Tevin: How fascinating! :> … So THAT is how you do that…

Erm, Zsa-Zsa… I don’t think you have to worry. Tevin, do you EVER read ANYTHING else?

Tevin: That seems like a good technique.

o_o -backs away- Oookay I am just going to go hide until the adults get back.

*

OH THANK GOODNESS YOU’RE BACK! Flizz threw a party and Tevin and Zsa-Zsa got older and then Flizz thinks he’s hearing aliens and insists Ethan is alive still, and Tevin is reading that pervo book and–and–Can you still hear me? o_o

Jay: Yes. Unfortunately, I can still hear you. Stop babbling.

BUT IT WAS CREEPY!!! It was creepy while you guys were gone. :< I think you need to talk to Flizz, about the alien thing. And try to talk to him about the Ethan thing. Cause I don’t think he quite gets it.

Jay: MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now all my plans can come to fruit! -starts working-

T_T You NEED to take care of your son, I thought you were trying to be a better mother.

Jay: I believe he will feel better when he has a proper companion like Tevin has. So I am working on figuring out how to turn Sparrow real.

o: Oh. ^__^; my apologies. But um…. by companion… you mean…?

Jay: -mumbles something about how bad it is to be lonely-

:I

Flizz: The alien is gone from my head, I am free! FREE I SAY!

So why do you look so angry?

Flizz: Stupid Tevin and his stupid girlfriend and his stupid genetics from his father. Why can’t I be as sexy as Uncle Kay? :<

-hears a kabloom- WHAT THE HECK NOOO NO FIRES NO–….-starts giggling-

Kay: S-s-s-sister! Are you all r-right?

-is still giggling-

Jay: … I believe someone must have… mislabeled… a few chemicals.

Triwell: -whistles innocently, looking away-

Salba: TRIWELL! Did you do it?

Triwell: … -stares at Jay in her singed underwear-

Jay: …. -sighs and goes to get a shower-

*

Wh–what is going on here? o_o

Salba: I saw you! You can’t deny it!

Tevin: But Mom–

Salba: NOT buts, young man, you are grounded from the TV!

Tevin: Mom! I don’t even watch TV!

That’s true, all you do is read romance novels.

Salba: GROUNDED, young man! And I don’t want to ever see you doing something like that again!

What did he do?! @_@

Tevin: -snickergiggle- she can’t see me… -snickersnicker- Slowly… -watches mother- Slooowllly….

Tevin: SUCCESS! 😀

Salba: What was a success?

Tevin: Oh. Um. I was remembering a test I took yesterday. I… got a success.

Salba: :> That’s my boy ^__^

Tevin: -snickergiggle-

*

Kay: -hums to self-

😀 Hallo Kay. I appreciate you cleaning the house but you don’t want your clothes getting dirty, do you? Maybe it would be better if, y’know, you um, took them off while you did that. At least down to your undies.

Jay: I CAN HEAR YOU IN THERE -gags-

>_> Can’t blame a girl, can you?

Jay: YES. -shudders-

Okay why I am hearing shrieking? o_o Jay?

Jay: I’m gagging, not shrieking. It’s Tevin.

Tevin: AHHH!!!! T_T

Tevin… you do know you were the one who put that there, right? <_<;

Tevin: Okay, who did this? FLIZZ! Did Sparrow do this?

Tevin, you did it. Stop trying to blame the IF. Besides, all SHE does is talk to herself.

Tevin: I bet Sparrow did this.

-shakes head-

Tevin: hehehe…

Flizz: I know what you’re doing.

Tevin: You won’t tell, will you?

Flizz: … Nope.

Tevin: 😀

Jay: TEVIN! What are you doing?!

Tevin: D: Nothing, I was just–I was–

Jay: That is it, you are grounded. Your mother said she caught you several times and since she and your father are on a date right now, that means it’s up to me to punish you.

o_o

Tevin: AW! Aunt Jay! Come on, I wasn’t doing anything really bad. A whoopie cushion isn’t… dangerous…

Jay: No, but we have had it up to here with you playing tricks. You are completely grounded.

Tevin: 👿

*

Flizz: -mumbling to self-

<_< -eyes-

Flizz: Why can’t I be as much a sex god as Uncle Kay. :< Why must I be stuck with such a Jerkface of a genetic donor! >:I

>_> Your mother is Kay’s identical twin, there is every chance you got some of his, um, sex god genes.

Flizz: I must discover the secret! But first… They’re creepy and their kooky, mysterious and spooky…

O_O WTF are you doing–

You are NOT Thing. >__<

Flizz: 😀

Flizz: Uncle Kay, how can I be as sexy as you?

Kay: O_O wh-wh-what?!

Flizz: I want to be a sex god.

Salba: -chokes on food-

Kay: o\\\o

Jay: EW!

Flizz: Teach me! 😀

Kay: I d-d-don’t know wh-what you’re t-talking about! B-besides, I’m n-not–

Salba: Yes you are ^_^

Yep, you are.

Kay: -whispering-I always g-g-get the f-feeling I’m being w-watched.

Flizz: ME TOO! I think it’s aliens.

Kay, Salba, and Jay: x_o

Flizz: Come on! -grabs Kay’s wrist- Maybe if we spend more time together I’ll learn your secrets -drags outside-

Salba: -giggles-

Flizz: Uncle Kay! Catch! 😀

Kay: :> o_o W-w-wait, I’m n-n-no good with spor– -gets hit in the face with the ball- T_T

AWWWW -wishes she could go in and cuddle him-

Triwell: Your freak of a father is stealing my son, so you and I will spend time together.

Tevin: I don’t think so!

Triwell: I demand it.

Tevin: Please leave me alone :<

Triwell: You and I will get along, and Mini-Me can have that freak of a father of yours.

Tevin: MOOOOOOOOOM!

Triwell: I didn’t do anything, I swear! It was her, that girl that appeared out of no where!

Salba: Triwell, leave my son alone. Or else.

Triwell: I wasn’t doing anything… -glares- Maybe–maybe if I seduce Jay again, things will get better.

x_x I don’t think that would be a good idea. -looks at Jay who has been doing nothing but reading a gardening book- Jay!

Jay: HUSH I am busy, I need to get a promotion. I am far from the top of my career, because of you. And that ridiculous vacation I was sent on prevented me from raising my skills.

>_> Fine then. I won’t warn you.

*

Yeah not much going on, everyone went to sleep it’s a new day, blah blah bl– -hears a scream- Oh goodness, did Tevin booby-trap himself ag–OH GOOD LORD!

Flizz: AAAAAAAUUUHG MY EYES! MMOOOOOMM!!! T_T -sobs-

Jay: O_O Flizz! What are you doing in here, didn’t you hear the water going?!

Flizz: Thank Aliens I am in the bathroom cause I think I am gonna barf.

Jay: I gave birth to you, you know.

Flizz: -gags loudly-

Jay: It’s your own fault for coming in here! Wait, why is there yellow running down my body…

… WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH -falls over laughing hysterically-

Jay: Could you NOT open the door while I am standing here naked?!

Flizz: -runs out crying- My eyes will be like liquid lava forever!

Jay: Lava is–never mind. And why are YOU laughing?

AW COME ON! It is HILARIOUS and how the heck do you wash your hair anyway, if you don’t take it out of a bun?! O_O

Jay: >_> None of your business. -gets back in shower-

*

Salba: I do not think she would appreciate it if you went in there

Triwell: I am sick of being treated like I am nobody!

Tevin: Could you two… please stop arguing? :<

Salba: Then you need to start acting better! I don’t know what has gotten into you since we came here, but I don’t like it. If you continue being like this then maybe we should jsut figure out how to send you back to Klavva!

Triwell: 👿

Tevin:

Salba: -whispering- Triwell just maybe you need to really think about things.

Triwell: I AM GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANYBODY!

Jay: -snorts-

Zsa-Zsa: -watches TV through Salba and Triwell-

Tevin: I wonder where Klavva is… Wait… Zsa-Zsa! Why are you soaking wet?

Zsa-Zsa: The sink sprayed me :< Do you know who set that up?

Tevin: O_O <_< no. >_>

Flizz: Maybe… if I poke my eyes out… the image will be wiped from my mind… -pokes eyes- OW!!!! Dx Somebody just pour bleach into my brain or something! T_T

Jay: Flizz, stop poking yourself -doesn’t look up from the book-

Triwell: … Mini-Me, stop–

Flizz: HURRDURR this is you, Triwell. HURR!! I’m so stooopid I don’t even know my own son’s name, hurrdurr.

Triwell: I DO NOT LOOK OR SOUND LIKE THAT! Mini-Me, you are grounded!

Jay: No you’re not.

Triwell: -glares- he’s MY son too, you know!

Flizz: Then maybe you should act more like a father! Ethan was more of a father then you ever were!

Triwell: Well he’s dead.

Flizz: T_T -runs to room and locks self in-

Zsa-Zsa: -muttering- Just keep focusing on the TV… just focus on the TV…

*

Zsa-Zsa do you ever do anything other than watch TV? It’s been a few hours… Jay’s almost built up an entire skill point and she’s nearly at the top.

Zsa-Zsa: -hums-

Jaayyyy! Ask her why she watches so much TV!

Jay: -sigh- Why do you watch so much TV?

Zsa-Zsa: Well, Tevin doesn’t seem to want to spend time with me. 😦

😦 Maybe when TUF gets the game, he’ll stop playing so many pranks.

Jay: Who is TUF?

>_>None of your concern.

*

Kay: All r-right, I w-will learn th-this. I c-can do this. :I

Yes you can! -starts doing a routine- Kay, Kay, he’s our man, he should strip!

Jay, from inside: That is NOT a good routine.

<_< Shut up. :>

Salba: I got it! 😀

-covers eyes- I hope that you catch it! -doesn’t hear a crash and peeks out from behind her fingers-

Salba: ^_^ Good throw, lover! -tosses ball back

Kay: :>

Yay! 😀 WAIT! Zsa-Zsa… is getting up… off the couch!

Zsa-Zsa: -stands up-

D’awww you are just adorable, even with a bit of a cross-eyed look there. ^_^

Zsa-Zsa: 🙂 …. -sits back down and turns the TV back on-

-_-; HEY! Tevin is coming over! Hey Tevin, why don’t you pull the old stretch and yawn move on her? ;D

Tevin: -mumbling- Okay, need to know a few more things first..

o___________O Come on! There are other books in the world. <_<

Seriously, she is just so flippin’ adorable!!! If she ever did anything more than watch TV this chapter would have been full of more pictures of her ❤

Jay: I am trying to read, please stop.

Zsa-Zsa: You want me to turn the TV off?

Jay: No, not you.

Flizz, from the other room: ALIENS!

Jay: @_@ NO!

You know, he sounds SO much like you. -giggles-

Tevin: Okay… I think… I got it now. -closes book and glances to the side-

!!!! -sits down and watches with excitement- Finally, he’s going to put the move on her!

Tevin: WHAT DO I DO NOW?! D:

Zsa-Zsa: Are you okay?

Tevin: o_o YES! I am fine… fine and dandy…  I just have to go. For a bit. Yeah. -runs off-

Zsa-Zsa: 😦

Please don’t be like your uncle, Tevin 😦

Tevin: -hides out in bathroom-

Peek-a-boo!!!! ^___^ -flails- Kay, you so cute! Kinda creepy…. but cute!

Kay: T-Tevin, are you okay?

Tevin: Yes. I just… don’t know how to talk to Zsa-Zsa anymore.

Kay: I’ll j-just whisper m-my words of wisdom here. -leans in close-

Tevin: Dad, you’re being creepy. <_<

Kay: Sorry. Y-y-y-you should j-just t-talk to her like you always d-did. Y-y-you don’t n-n-need to try. Just be yourself. ^_^

Tevin: I’ll try. Thank Dad. 🙂

*

Okay, my time is almost up. Since Jay wants a telescope so bad…

Kay: YES! Y-YES! :D!!!!!!

Tevin: -covers face- now you’re being a dork. Creeper to dork. ;>_>

Kay:

Kay, I think those shrieks of yes should be confined to the bedroom. ;D  Wow, I’ve hardly spent much time with Jay.

Jay: That is fine, that is MORE than fine. I am going to bed.

:I Okay. Well looks like most everyone is in bed. Only one more thing to do.

:D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay Jay. We have a mission. I shall help you find… A MAN!

Jay: Why on earth do you think I desire another relationship right now?

I KNOW YOU DO!!!!! So we will go man-hunting later, after you wake up

Jay: Fine, but for now I shall sleep.

…o_o Erm, Triwell? Please don’t do that. It’s creepy. Like, seriously creepy. …. Okay you can go away now. … Triwell??

Triwell: -stares creepily- I gave you a baby. Is that not what you wanted? I thought you were superior to that moronic brother of yours. We do not need things like marriage! -grumblegrumblegrumble-

Yeah, totally finding you a good man when you wake up. Hey! Flizz is still awake?!

Flizz: WOOFWOOF! pantpantpant ARF! ARF!

-rubs temples- dear lord, I hope you don’t end up like that father of yours.

*

Oh good Jay is waking up. As she showers, I am going to go find a man! -proceeds to scrutinize every inch of Sunset Valley and peeking into family trees to see who is single and who is not- AHHH! Finally, a man! A single man! Jay!

Jay: What. >_>

GO TO THE CONSIGNMENT STORE! THERE’S A MAN!

Jay:…. for sale…?

-headdesk- NO! A single man just standing there. Go! -flaps hands wildly- now!

Jay: Hello, my name is Jay Redding.

Ethan: Hello, my name is Ethan Bunch.

Both of them: Blahblahblahblahblahblah.

-rubs hands happily- This is great, a single man just for you. Okay now, flirt.

Jay: What?!

Ethan: ?_?

NOO DON’T RESPOND TO ME! Flirt with him!

Both of them: Flirtflirtflirtflirt.

Jay: So, what’s your gender preference?

Ethan: Men.

-headdesk- Okay let me just take a little looksie. -sees very low numbers- IT’S OKAY HE’S BARELY GAY, GO FOR IT ANYWAY!! ASK HIM ON A DATE!

Jay: >_> -sigh- Want to go on a date?

Ethan: Sure! 😀

See, told you. As they go eat, let us see what’s up back home. Salba, reading. Tevin, pillow-fighting with air. Kay, computer. Triwell, reading. And Flizz… …!!!!

Flizz: Raaawwr! I’m a pretty pink dinosaur! -stomps around and claws the air- Roar! Rawr! Rooaaawwr!!

T_T you’re so adorable!!!! ❤ ❤ ❤ OOH! Jay and Ethan are coming out of the diner.

Both of them: Flirtflirtflirt

D’aww. Your relationship is getting quite high with him.

Jay: -first kiss-

😀 Things are going great! Okay Jay, now let him do something. Just let him make a move.

Jay: -mumbles- He better not go off and ignore me like that jerk–

Ethan: -kisses-

Yep. -folds arm- this is going lovely.

Jay: Ethan, you are such a wonderful man. I… really did not expect this.

Ethan: Me either, you’re really different from anyone I’ve ever met before!

She totally is.

Jay: x_o shhh!

Ethan: Hmm?

Jay: Oh, nothing. -kisses again- this is the best date I’ve ever had.

WTF JAY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THIS IS YOUR FIRST DATE, YOU’VE BARELY KNOWN HIM FOR HALF A DAY!

Jay: Ethan, you are the best man I’ve ever met and I love you.

You–date–barely–whaaa…??

Jay: Will you marry me? -opens box-

Ethan: -squeal- OMGYESYESYESYES!!!

o-O Erm. Okay then. Well. -scratches head- this is not what I expected to happen but hey, as long as you two are happy. <_<

Jay: How about we just get married now?

o_o

Ethan: Okay! A private wedding sounds lovely ❤

-watches as they get married- Seriously???

Jay: I love you, Ethan Redding.

Um. Wow. Yeah. Whatever. Just not even going to.

Ethan: ❤

Jay: Oh, one thing. I have a son.

Ethan: That’s okay! I’m a toddler coach. I enjoy spending time with kids!

Jay: And I live with my brother, his wife, and their son.

Ethan: Oh. Okay. ^_^

Jay: And my son’s father who is a horrible [   censored   ]

Ethan: o_o O-okay…

Jay: And my sister-in-law and son’s father are both aliens, so my son and nephew are half-aliens.

Ethan: …….

Jay: I’m home! And I have an announcement. This is my husband. I met him today, now we are married.

-crickets chirp-

Jay: =___=

Ethan: -pulls close and kisses- It’s okay, darling, I love you.

Jay: ❤

Ethan: But… I am a little nervous about all this. Aliens…?

Jay: It will be fine, you will be happy here!

Ethan: Okay… I trust you.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH-coughcoughcoughhack-HAHAHAHA

Jay: SHUT UP!

Ethan: D:

Jay: Not you, the voice.

Ethan: o_o -wonders what he got himself into-

Flizz: Does this mean I have a new daddy? A real daddy? Yay!

Triwell: You little traitor! I am your father!

Flizz: >_> You sure don’t act like it. I’m happy I have a NEW daddy and maybe he’ll play with me!

Ethan: Sure kid, I’ll teach you football!

Flizz: 😀 YAY!!! I LOVE MY NEW DADDY!

Triwell: 👿

Jay: Now then, shall we proceed with what one normally does on a wedding night?

Ethan: You betcha! ^_^

Jay: Although… O_O D: This means I have a few days off of work now!!! T_T

Ethan: What’s wrong with that? -cuddles- we can get to know each other better.

Good idea since you two have known each other less than half a day now.

Jay: -sigh- Let’s just get to bed fun.

Sound enthusiastic, why don’t you? -backs out of the room VERY quickly as they have bed fun- Maybe Flizz will get a little sister or brother out of this. ^_^

*

Triwell: HOW CAN SHE JUST BRING HIM INTO THIS HOUSE?! Everything is ruined! This whole mission is going into a black hole. If Salba never married that–that FREAK then we could have left those two ages ago! -rageragecomplaincomplain- And how can my own son love that pink weirdo?! I was a terrific father to Mini-Me!

Ugh. I am getting real sick of you, Triwell. I’m sure I’m not the only one. Whatever. -leaves him to his complaining and goes to see how the couples are fairing.

Awwwwww!!!! ^_^

Awwwwwwwww! -flails- this is great! Things are happy loveness all around. I hope this lasts a while!! -insert dramatic doomy-sounding music here-

*

Tevin: I wonder why I always found it fun to hold my feet and rock back and forth as a toddler. Hmm. -grabs feet and rocks back and forth- HOLY COW THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!

*

Kay: I h-have the f-feeling I’m b-being w-watched… :<

… -stares creepily-… -drools-

Kay: o_o I b-better g-get ready f-for work…

T_T

*

Tevin: Are you happy you have a new dad?

Flizz: Yeah he seems pretty cool. I hope he’s as cool as your dad.

Tevin: Yeah my dad is awesome.

YES HE IS!!! ❤ ❤ ❤ Wait. Why am I being dragged back to the hou–HOLY GUACAMOLE NOOO!

Everyone: OMG! OMG! FIRRRRE! -panicpanic-

Salba: Wait, who the heck are you?

Ethan: I’m Jay’s new husband!

Jay: I married him last night, I tried to introduce him but nobody seemed interested in what I was doing, as usual.

GUYS HELLO THERE’S A FIRE RAGING! JAY! PUT IT OUT!

Jay: Why me?! -sigh- FINE!

Firefighter: It’s okay, citizen, I have everything under control!

Jay: THE HELL YOU DO! It’s almost completely out, thanks to ME!

Firefighter: -angry roar- I’M SUPPOSED TO BE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES! WHY?! WHYYYY?

Because you kinda didn’t get there for quite a long time? Yeah, thanks. -starts replacing the destroyed objects-

Salba: Wow, that was scary. Thank goodness the kids weren’t here to see this! -starts preparing food-

Alarm: WHHOOOOPWHOOPBWEEEFWEEEOOOH!

The hell…….???

Salba: Fire! -runs off and starts panicking- I swear, I did NOT have anything to do with it!

Everyone: -panicpanicpanic-

Okay guys! JAY!

Jay: No way, I put one out already and could have caught fire!

Come on, that stupid firefighter is gone and I don’t want to have to replace a bunch of objects AGAIN!

Salba: -hides behind Ethan-

Ethan: OH MY GOSH HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

Jay: Hmm… -mumbles- I wonder what he’d look like as a fiery ghost. ….. >=3

JAY! YOU JUST MARRIED HIM TWELVE HOURS AGO!

Jay: What? Ghosts are fascinating. I want to see his ghost.

Well thank goodness he can’t hear you right now, you crazy sick person! Now keep putting the flames out! That’s it! That’s the way!

Fire count: #2.

Jay: Oh thank goodness.

Ethan: Darling, you’re my hero! ❤

Salba: Wow, Jay, thank you so much. I am very grateful.

Jay: … -small smile- You’re welcome. I cannot believe it, two fires. I agree with you, Salba, I am so relieved the boys are not here.

Alarm: FWWEEEOPPPPHOOOWOOOOWOOOO!!!!

Everyone: WHAT THE HECK?! -panics-

Salba: Um, Ethan, you’re kind of… going through me there.

Ethan: FIRRREEEEEE!!!!

Firefighter: Ah, I am here in record time!

Only because you were on your way from fire #2.

Firefighter: -puts out fire- You should be more careful next time!!!!

Fire #3.

Alarm: WHHOOOOOFWOOOEEEEOOOEEOOOOO!!!

Salba, I know it’s loud but putting a bowl through your face won’t change anything now please move before you catch fire T_T

Firefighter: YES! MORE HEROTIME FOR ME! -puts out fire- Now then, you should really be more careful next time.

Jay: What on earth?!?! You were here, that fire started out of no where, we did nothing!

Firefighter: …. You really should be more careful next time.

Fire #4.

Alarm: FWEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Ethan: OMG WHAT IS GOING ONE?!

Jay: I don’t know!!! That stupid firefighter just left. -puts out fire-

Salba: How can this be happening?! The stove isn’t even ON!

Jay: Okay. The fire. Is. OUT! -looks at the firefighter that just ran in-

Firefighter: You should be more–

Jay: YEAH WE GET IT!

Fire #5.

Okay. -runs to go inform Tuf and gets the suggestion of a new stove- Yes! -sells the stove and buys the most expensive one- 😀

…..

Alarm: WHEOEOEOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Lady firefighter who is a complete troll: Ladeeda, a fire? Nope. I’m already a hero.

Male firefighter: What is going on here?! -starts putting the fire out-

Salba: They just keep popping up out of no where, I swear!

Male firefighter: You should be more–

Jay, Salba, and Ethan: Yeah, we get it.

Fire #6.

WHEN SUDDENLY!

Alarm: WHOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOPWOOOOOP!

Jay: Oh make it stop T_T

Male firefighter: What the HECK?!

Salba: Told you, they’re starting out of no where.

Lady firefighter: Lalala, I’m a hero! 😀

No. You’re not. And this is insanity! Surely it can’t keep happening… Right? 😦

Fire #7.

Alarm: WWWHOOEEEEEOOOOEOEEOEOEOPP!!!!!

Kay: Wh-why are there f-firetrucks outs-side? O_O S-Salba! Are you okay?!

Salba: Other than the bowl glitching in my hand, yes. And our house has been continually catching fire since you left for work. T_T

Ethan: WHY IS EVERYONE ELSE BEING SO CALM THERE’S ANOTHER FIRRRREEEE!!!!!!

Male firefighter: -puts the fire out- Okay. There.

Female firefighter: You should be more care–

Jay, Ethan, and Salba: SHUT UP!

Fire #8.

Alarm: WHOOOOOOOEEOEOEEOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Kay: … WAAAH! -totally freaks out and panics and goes running-

Kay: My exit has b-been blocked!

Random Guy: …

Kay: M-must… faint… -goes into corner and faints-

Random guy: Anyone wanna buy some dictionaries?

Male firefighter: -puts out fire-

Lady firefighter: Herpaderpa be more careful! I’m a hero!

Jay: I am exhausted. And starving.

Salba: I think we’re all exhausted and starving

Triwell: HEY SIS! 😀

Fire #9.

Alarm: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFWEEEOOOOOOOO!!!!!

OH COME ON!

Everyone: -panicpanicpanicpanic-

Male firefighter: I got this!

Lady firefighter: I’M THE HERO!

Kay: -is fainted again somewhere in the corner-

Lady firefighter: -opens mouth to talk-

Jay: YOU SAY IT AND YOU DIE!

Fire #10.

Alarm: EEEEEEEOOOWOWOWOOWOOOOOO!

……… I am going to stab something.

Flizz: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?! T_T

Jay: … I give up.

Okay. Yeah. Jay, I need you to move.

Jay: I refuse to do anything because there is a fire!!!!!!

-smacks forehead- Okay fine, as soon as this fire is out, move!!!! This house, there is something wrong with it.

Male firefighter: -puts fire out- Please say this is the last one.

Fire #11.

OKAY JAY, CALL! CALL NOW!

Jay: -starts dialing-

Alarm: OOOOOOOOOOWWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Jay: OMG ANOTHER FIRE! -puts phone away and goes running to panic-

Nooo! Call! Call!

Jay: But there’s a fire! -panic dance-

Fire #12.

Okay, talked to Tuf. Reset the lot! This should help!!

Alarm: Yeah, you know the drill.

OMG ETHAN IS ON FIRE!!! Jay, go put him–….. o_o O_O FORGET ETHAN! TEVIN IS ON FIRE! Put Tevin out, put Tevin out NOW!

Tevin: Mom! Dad! I’m gonna die! T_T

Jay: It’s okay, Tevin, I’ll save you!

Ethan: WHAT ABOUT ME? I’M BURNING! I’M ON FIRE! I’M–

-Grim reaper shows up-

Ethan: Aw bloody hell.

Tevin: I’m okay now! Thank you, Aunt Jay!

Salba: T_T THANK YOU, JAY!

Fire #13. Ironically, the one where two people caught fire and one died.

Okay, now–

Alarm: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

….. X_X

Salba: My baby is okay, though!

Tevin: I feel so weird @_@

Flizz: WAAAAAAH FIRE!!!!!

Firefighter: -puts out fire AGAIN!- Okay. There. This is it. This better not happen again!

Kay: -waking up from many faintingness- Wh-what…? Is T-Tevin okay?

Tevin: I’m fine, Dad! Aunt Jay saved me!

Kay: :>

Fire #14

Okay, maybe if I demolish the area where this is happening… -uses the sledgehammer which opens the bedroom wall- There. Now maybe this will-WHAT THE?!

o_o??? You know what? I don’t even care anymore.

Grim reaper: Yo dawg. Traded my hood for a slamming hat, yo.

… Yeah I just don’t care. -tries to go into edit town to evict them to a new place but can’t because someone is dying-

Grim reaper: Hey yo, you’re dead.

Ethan: D: I wasn’t even married twenty-four hours!

Jay: … YAY I SAW HIS FIERY GHOST!!! 😀

You are sick and twisted and–

Alarm: JFEKLRVJNKLERKMVERKVJRFKNLWKNENVEN

Oh. God no. T_T

Grim Reaper: I got this, yo!

No! Just get off the lot so I can go into edit town and get this family into a new house because this house is demon-possessed!

Tevin and Flizz: They’re baaaaa-aaaack!

o_o what?!?!

Tevin and Flizz: The fires. They’re back.

Grim reaper: Yo dawg, I’m out.

Fire #15.

OKAY! -quickly dives into edit town and evicts the family- Thank goodness they’re out of that psycho house! Now, I am gonna bulldoze it for good measure! -bulldozes the insane lot- There. Now, that should do it. -puts the Reddings and Tus into an empty lot- Now I will build a new house! :>

… Wait, what’s that? >_>

The old lot I just bulldozed ^

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

eriofhergjerklgjeklrjgjo;4j THAT IS IT! Tuf says a new save so new save it is, there is no way I am playing in this town when there is a fricking demon-possessed lot that keeps catching fire! And only two of those fires are counting against us having points! We should not have points taken away for having a psycho demon-possessed insane lot!

*

Everyone: ??????

There.

Jay: We are still in Sunset Valley.

I don’t care. Sunset Valley is an awesome place even if it was possessed in your other save.

Jay: What other save? What are you talking about?

ENJOY YOUR NEW HOUSE! 👿

*

Flizz: My new daddy is dead and my cousin almost died and now everything seems so confusing! T_T

Oh Flizz. D: -wants to hug-

Flizz: At least I have you, Sparrow. :> -runs outside to play-

And that’s why there’s a girly bedroom over there! 😀 Hopefully soon. ❤

And you go straight for the easel! Yay! Hopefully this will get us some more cash to spruce up the new place ❤

Kay: o_o >_> -thinking: M-my wife has a g-great b-b-booty!- 😀

*

Triwell: Blahblablahblahhomeplanetblahblahblahbreeders.

Tevin: … x_o???

Flizz: Great, he talks to Tevin and not to me. I’m right here. Like you even care. 😦

Triwell: … >_> ….. <_< …. -continues talking to Tevin who finds Triwell very boring-

*

Kay: I’m s-so glad everyone is okay f-from the fire. Th-that was so s-scary. I’m s-sorry I fainted. I… j-just…

Salba: It’s okay, lover. You’re still my wonderful, handsome, perfect husband ❤

Triwell: Only wusses faint! Your son almost died while you were out! Your sister had to save him!

Kay: :< T_T

Salba: -glares at Triwell then turns to Kay- Just ignore him, sweetie. -kisses- You have nothing to be ashamed of.

Kay:

*

And so night falls on the first night in the new home. You doing okay, Jay?

Jay: Couldn’t be better. I am pleased with this new house and I am excited to get back to work and hopefully get a promotion!

Um. You’re not, you know, sad or anything? o_o

Jay: No, why should I be?

Your… husband…

Jay: Oh. Yes. Him. Well, I suppose it is sad he is gone but witnessing such a fiery death up close was truly a fascinating experience.

… =_= Please tell me you’re not going to go back to your old ways.

Jay: What old ways?

You’re still going to interact with Flizz. Right?

Jay: He is my son! Of course I am! 👿 I love him.

Okay then. Goodnight.

*

Kay: Am I b-bad f-father…?

-creeps over- Errr… hey Jay. :<

Jay: Oh. Lovely. YOU’RE back. -sigh-

I’ll be nice. I will. I am sorry with everything you’ve been going through T_T Triwell is a jerk.

Jay: I am not in the mood. I’ve been ignored, mistreated, abandoned–and now I am growing old. I demand a youth potion.

Er, Jay–growing old is a part of life.

Jay: Not MY life!!!! -stomps off-

*

Y’know, I have to wonder why you want that. >___> BUT if you really do, I have an idea. -whispers in Jay’s ear-

Jay: o_o No.

But…. but… it might… help.

Jay: Must I demean myself? It is him who is in the wrong!

I know, but if you give him a push–

Jay: Okay! >=3

NO! Not a physical push! Just–go do it. Now.

Jay: Hello Triwell.

Triwell: Hello Jay! How have you been? :>

Jay: … -muttering- You’d know if you talked to me. -clears throat and looks back up- I was wondering if perhaps you’d want to go on a date. Our siblings can watch Flizz, and you and I can perhaps go out to a movie.

-holds breath-

Triwell: Hmmm -rubs chin- I think it would be a good idea.

Jay: R-really?

YES! -fist pump- Now then, Jay, go change.

Jay: !!! HOLY FORTEAN TIMES DO I HAVE TO DO THAT?!!?!!

Yes. And don’t use an awesome magazine as a means of cussing. >_>

Jay: He won’t change clothes. Why can’t I go in this?

BECAUSE I SAID SO NOW GO CHANGE!

Jay: -muttering- I look like such a floozy.

Noooooooo!!!!! -flails- You look so cute and pretty and any man will be an idiot if he thinks otherwise!

Jay: >_> Triwell has not exactly proved himself worthy of the title ‘man’. Knocking me up isn’t proof. Staying with me afterwards would be. -grumbles- Why am I even bothering?

Do… you want him?

Jay:….. yes….. 😦

All right then get outta here you crazy kids. -nervous laugh- …. -waits till they’re gone- I hope this goes well for her sake >_<

Jay: -whispering- I do not like this feeling. I feel… …. I don’t know.

Excited? Worried? Nervous?

Jay: Nervous.

Triwell: SO what movie we seeing? :>

-watches them go in and then sits on the bench, crossing her fingers and praying it all goes well-

*

Kay: D-d-d-do you think the d-date is going t-to work?

Salba: I don’t know. Triwell has been acting like such a jerk lately. I am sorry he’s treated your sister like this.

Kay: Even J-Jay on her w-worst day d-doesn’t deserve h-heartbreak like that. -pulls Salba into a tight hug-

Salba: -hugs back- If he hurts her again, don’t worry. He will regret it.

*

Jay: That was a very entertaining movie, wouldn’t you agree?

Triwell: 8D yes! It was. The popcorn was good too. Mmm. Theater popcorn tastes really good….

Did–he–did he even hold your hand or ANYTHING like that during the movie?

Jay: -shakes head-

Triwell: I found it to be quite informational about human thought.

Jay: Well. How’s this for human thought?

That’s it, Jay!!! 😀

Jay: -smiles- I think perhaps we should possibly try to spend a little more time together?

Triwell: We live together, we spend loads of time together.

-smacks forehead-

Jay: Yes well… I mean… more like this…

Triwell: Sounds good to me. Ooh! -wanders off-

o_o TRIWELL! Where u go?!!!?!

Jay:…..

….Triwell… ???

Triwell: Blahblahblahblahhumansblahlbahblahstudy

Girl: Um, what?

Triwell: As a young human, what do you learn in school?

Girl: Blahblahblahblahblah

Jay: T-Triwell? We were a bit busy.

Triwell: Yes, yes, I am learning more about humans for my study.

Jay: But… we… are… on… a… date. -grits teeth- It isn’t polite to just wander off during a date.

Triwell: But, you’re right here now. :>

Jay: -sigh- well how about you study this??

Jay: -pulls him in for a kiss-

Girl: Eeeehhhhhhh……

What the heck is up with that creepy look, girl? x_x Now Triwell, you better–

Triwell: -wanders off and starts reading-

Jay: Triwell!! -stomps over- What are you doing now?!

Triwell: Reading.

Jay: We are on a date!

Triwell: Don’t humans do enjoyable things on dates?

Jay: Well, preferably, yes.

Triwell: 😀 and reading is enjoyable!

I think I’m gonna cry. T_T

Jay: But humans do enjoyable things together on a date, Triwell. We could go over to the bistro and get some food.

Triwell: But my tummy is full of popcorn.

YOUR TUMMY IS GONNA BE FULL OF MY FOOT KICKING YOU THROUGH THE—

Jay: Triwell, do you want to be on this date with me?

Triwell: Of course I do! Don’t you?

Jay: o_o YES! That is why I ASKED y–

Triwell: MEOW!!! mrrrrroowwww!! Hisssss!

I. Am. Going. To. Destroy. Something.

Jay: Triwell!!!!!

Triwell: Mrow! Mew!

Jay: -turns around and starts angrily muttering to self- Dontkillhimdontkillhimdontkillhim!

I wouldn’t blame you for this one, dearie

Jay: -supremerageface-

…-backs away-

Jay: -turns back around, taking in a deep breath and starting to smile- Tri…… -trails off-

Jay: ……………..

……………………

Triwell: …… -reads happily-

Jay: THAT IS IT!!!!! -goes over and yanks the book from his hand, throwing it- WE’RE OVER! OVER! THIS DATE IS OVER, WE ARE OVER, YOU–ARE–A———–

o_____o

Triwell: o: That isn’t very ladylike to say, from what I under–

Jay: JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!

Triwell: Okay. -leaves-

O_O WHAT?! Not even–what, nothing? NOTHING?!

Jay: Good. Leave me, like you did when I was in labor! You arrogant, worthless alien! I deserve…. -stops when she notices he’s gone off in a taxi-

Jay: …. I deserve better. -_- -goes to find a taxi-

…. -sobs-

*

Jay: What’s this?

I gave you individual rooms. You get an awesome bed. I gave him a cheapazoid one. Because he’s a cheapazoid jerkward.

Jay:… -sighs- I appreciate it. -climbs into bed and pulls the covers over her head, trying not to cry-

😦

*

Kay: G-g-good morning, sister. I…. -frowns- are you all r-right?

Jay: I suppose.

Kay: W-w-w-want me to h-hurt him? I will.

Jay: -looks up- No.

Kay: I w-will. S-Salba is v-very angry with him too. If you n-n-need anything…

Jay: -rubs forehead- Thanks, brother. If I need anything, I will ask you. -starts to leave then hesitates- I… am glad to know Salba is not like her brother. You des….. -stops and then quickly leaves-

*

Triwell: Hello J–

Jay: [    censored    ]

Triwell: o_o I do not think that’s physically possible.

*

o_o Jay did you do something?

Jay: No. Regretfully, I did not. I hope he smacked his head quite violently when he hit the floor. Perhaps he will die. >=I

Maybe you shouldn’t say things like that in front of his sister…

Salba: I swear I am gonna murder that jerk!! -screams angrily-

Then again, maybe not.

Salba: To think I share even the tiniest of genes with him! Coming to earth… -drops hands and sighs- It turned out to be the best thing for me and yet, how could it turn my brother into such a horrible, terrible, monstrous little… UUUUGGHHHH!

*

T_T Things have been so horribly miserable so let’s see a happy picture!

Flizz: YAY! I’m all growned up! :>

AWWW! -flails- YOU’RE SO ADORABLENESS!!

Flizz: ……

Flizz: Why is everyone so unhappy around here? :<

… T_T poor kid!!!! -wishes she could hug him-

Flizz: Mommy’s not so bad >_> Dunno about Dad though.

I also wish I could tell you not to get any high hopes.

Flizz: Then again, Daddy never played much with me. :< -runs off-

Flizz: MY DAD IS SUCH A JERK!

:I

Flizz: You’re not a jerk, though, Sparrow. Are ya? -happily plays with the doll- It’s getting late though. I’m sleepy but… I want..

What do you want, sweetie?

Flizz: -hears movement and goes running- MOMMY!!!

Jay: Flizz! You’re older!

Flizz: :> Read me to sleep, Mommy! Pleeease!!!

Jay: … Of course I will.

Jay: BlahblahblahblahblahartsystuffwhyamIreadingthisandnotsomethingaboutlogicorsomethingblahblahblah

Flizz: :> -happyhappyhappy- …. SNORRRRRRE!

Jay: -leans in and kisses her son- Goodnight, Flizz. Sleep well.

You really can be a good Mum, you know that, right?

Jay: Of course I can. I am tired of people stating otherwise.

WELL for a while there at the beginning…

Jay: >=( Things change! I’ve changed! I’ve learned a lot through this experience.

How about learning to take care of a pet? We need to name him still. @_@

8D I shall call him Squishy and he will be mine and he will be my Squishy!!!

Jay: No.

Okay how about… EAAARRRRL the Christmas squirrel, works from dawn till dusk! Scurrying all around the world, collecting Christmas nuts! Walnuts, chestnuts, hazelnuts, peanuts, and on his Hawaiian crrruuuuuuuuiiiiise… HE GOES NUTS OVER COCONUTS and macadamias too!!!

Jay: Goodness NO!!!! His name will be Einstein.

Awww… okay…

Einstein: -happy about the food rain-

*

Kay: J-Jay seems to… b-be getting better… a l-little bit, since Flizz g-got older.

Salba: I hope she continues to heal the pain my… ARGH I don’t even want to call him ‘brother’ anymore.

Kay: I’ve always l-loved my s-sister but I’ve n-never felt like this b-before about her. I f-feel so bad for her. -reaches over and puts his hand on Salba’s- Hopefully she f-finds happiness.

Salba: I hope so too. And my brother will find misery. 😀

HEHEEHEHEHEHE I think he’s started to! o3o -happy dance-

Triwell: Why is everyone so angry at me?! Nobody will talk to me! Not even my Mini-Me has approached me! It’s as if I’m invisible! -rants-

I’d talk to you if I could. Except it’d be more of me screaming at you. But yeah. -watches happily as Triwell argues with himself- That’s right. BE MISERABLE! >=D But now, back to the kitchen.

Flizz: Waffles 😀 Thanks Uncle Kay ^_^

Kay: 🙂 You n-need to eat w-w-well for your f-first day of school.

Flizz: -nervous-

OOOH that reminds me @_@ Jay, don’t forget that–

Jay: Goodbye Flizz, have a good first day of school!

Flizz: Bye Mum!!!!

o: You remembered! -grins-

Jay: >_> Of course I remembered. Now leave me alone for a while because I want a promotion today!

-salutes- Yes ma’am!! -watches Kay go off to work then sees lack of third worker- Huh.

Triwell: -muttermutterrantrantallherfaultrantrantrant-

-snorts- yyyyyeah. <_< You going to work?

Triwell: -mutterrantgrumble-

Whatever. I really don’t care. 😛

Triwell: Hey sis–

Salba: ARRRGH DON’T TALK TO ME!

Triwell: o_o Uh. Okay. >_> Computer’s open! 8D -wanders over and starts playing, not caring about his angry sister-

Triwell: You’re home! Hey J–

Jay: [   censored   ]

Triwell: -computer breaks- O_O did… her words do that….?

Salba: Oh look! You broke the computer. No surprise there since you seem to break a lot of things around here. -glare-

Triwell: What have I done? Everyone is so mad at me.

Salba: WHAT? You SERIOUSLY don’t know what the problem is?

Jjklfnklnfeklrjge;rjl;k you really are a jerk.

Salba: Once you figure it out, then try talking to me. Not that I’ll really care. -storms off-

Flizz: MY DAD IS A JEEEEERRRRKKK!!!!!

Kid-that-invited-himself-over: Huh?  What? ?_?

Flizz: I’m HUNGRY and I’m TIRED and MY DAD IS A JERK! That’s what!

Flizz: -turns to face the air- You agree with me don’t you? :< ……. uh-huh…. uh-huh…. -nods- You’re right, my mom does make an effort.

8D -flails happily- FLIZZ IS TALKING TO THE AIR!

Jay: -from other room- What? He’s talking to himself like–that thing?

NOOOO!!! -keeps flailing- EVEN BETTER! 😀

Flizz: Yep, my dad’s a jerk. -glares over-

Triwell: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?!?!!?!

Salba: -rolls eyes-

Triwell: Mini-Me, do you hate me?

Flizz: OMNOMNOMNONMONMNOMNOMN!

Triwell: Answer me, young man!

Flizz: >_> Maybe if you call me by my name, I’ll answer you.

OHHHH SSHHNAAAAP! 😀

*

Jay: Goodnight, Flizz. -kisses him gently- I will try my best to be the mother you deserve.

T_T YOU DESERVE HAPPINESS! -flails-

Jay: >_o As much as I appreciate that, try not to yell it in my ear.

=x Sorry. ^_^;

Jay: I wonder if I will find a good man. -looks down at son- A good father.

… -FLAIL-

*

OH HOLY GUACAMOLE ON A STICK YOU’RE NOT TRYING TO TALK TO HER AGAIN, ARE YOU?!

Triwell: Good morning–

Jay: [    censored    ]

Triwell: Would you just TALK to me?!

Jay: <_< I just did. -sits down and starts eating- Now leave me alone, as you so desired to before.

Triwell: FINE! -stomps off to bathroom-

NOT THAT ONE—

Triwell: RFGHERJOGHTG4K What the Zunella?!!?!

Kay: -screams-

Triwell: My eyes!!!!! T_T

My eyes… 8D!!!!!

Kay: Wh-wh-what do y-you think y-you were d-doing?!

Triwell: I did not know anyone was in here!

Kay: You d-didn’t stop to h-hear if any w-water was r-r-running or even KNOCK? I am s-so embarrassed.

Triwell: I’m an outcast in this house anyway for no apparent reason, why should I care?

Kay: -glares- You d-d-don’t even know why everyone is m-m-mad? Maybe something t-to do with J-Jay!

Triwell: What did I do to her? I see no need to be as… whatever you are with my sister.

Kay: >8( -rageface- You d-don’t even d-d-deserve forgiveness! -storms off-

*

AND as if we haven’t had enough of it yet…

Flizz: -growls- What are you doing in my bedroom? You have your own room and asides, you have to go to work in an hour!

Triwell: I didn’t get any sleep, I am getting some now. And call me “dad”, Mini-Me.

Flizz: THEN CALL ME BY MY NAME! -storms out-

*

Tevin: -thinking: At least I get ONE picture in this update!!-

Sorry Tevin T_T ❤

AKSWKLWLKFHK;SDFJEF!!!!  -bursts through the doors as soon as she has control- Oh Jaaaaaaay!! Where ARREEEE yoou?!

Jay: I was asleep, you awful thing! Why did you have to yell? I need my sleep.

OHHH no you don’t, you little witch!!! You march your ugly, yella, NO GOOD keister OFF my prope–wait, no. Let me try again. Your ugly, yella NO GOOD keister over to that crib AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILD!

Jay: Ugh, no. It is a miserable creature.

JKLFHNWERILGJERKL;GJRTKL;JG YOU LITTLE WITCH! Oooooh, you are going to get it! IF YOU DO NOT TAKE CARE OF YOUR BABY THEN I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE MORE OF A HELL THAN I ALREADY DO!

Jay: -heavy sigh- fine…

Hmm. I don’t trust this. You’re gonna drop him, aren’t you? <_<

Jay: Of course not. I do not wish to take care of this thing but I will not drop it.

Stop calling him an ‘it’. HE HAS A NAME! You helped picked out, by the way. Flizz. Repeat after me. Flizz.

Jay: There, he’s stopped crying. Can I go back to sleep?

=____= fine…. <_<

*

…Jay… Flizz is crying… Wakey, wakey!

Triwell: Hello Mini-Me. No need to cry. I shall change your diaper.

<_< You… will? -watches suspiciously- Well now, I guess you do know how to do SOMETHING useful.

Triwell: -walks into his sister’s room and puts Flizz in the crib there while Salba and Kay sleep- There. Now if you cry again, they’ll take care of you.

-headdesk- When Jay wakes up she can move him back to the right crib…

Jay: I can’t wait to get back to work @_@ I am going crazy here!

Annnd Flizz is about to cry. COME ON JAY! Go get him, take care of him. Salba and Kay need their sleep.

Jay: I am busy trying to get a promotion!

Your child is more important. -folds arms- Now, shall I start screaming in your ear?

Jay: NO! No, I shall go get him.

Jay: I believe this is how it is done…

You’re willing to sit at the computer in your underwear but you have to get dressed to feed your baby? x_x??

Flizz: Oogabbaga.

Jay: 🙂 He is speaking his native language of… whatever planet Triwell is from!

… He’s babbling. Babies babble.

Jay: -gives a small smile- My little alien.

NEVERMINDITISALIENTALK!!! Hey, the others are waking up! -goes to check-

Salba: I cannot wait to have this baby!!! -dances with excitement- I hope that Kay and I will make good parents.

AWWW!! 😀 ❤ ❤ ❤ I know you can’t hear me but you two will be wonderful parents x3

*

Jay: So, what planet are you two from?

Triwell: Klavva. I am a Klavvaian.

Jay: -looks up from book and pushes glasses up the bridge of her nose- Will you ever return? It sounds intriguing.

Triwell: I hope to return one day though I do not know if my sister will come back with me. She seems… happy here.

Jay: … Are you… not happy here?

Triwell: -carpool horn beeps- Whhooops there’s the carpool! -runs off-

Jay: …. -sigh- What more can I expect from someone who never even noticed I was in labor? >:\ At least my maternity leave is FINALLY over! -gets up and leaves-

*

Kay what are you doing…?

Kay: Here you g-go, little guy. M-m-much safer for you in our r-room.

…AWWWW!! -flails- That is so cute x3 (and true) except you will need that crib soon!!! -sigh- Well, might as well keep him in there for now.

Salba: Did you just put Flizz in our room?

Kay: Yes, I th-think it w-would b-be better for him there… -looks over- B-but if you w-want me to put him b-back…

Salba: -smiles- No, it is fine, love. -rubs belly- Not much longer till we have ours.

Kay: -beams and goes over, kissing Salba and then rubbing the bulging belly- I c-cannot w-wait to be a d-d-daddy.

Salba: I… am sorry it took so–

Kay: -puts finger against lips- It t-took as l-long as it needed, and n-now we will b-be blessed with our p-perfect baby. -kisses-

❤

*

Salba: Good you’re home! We need to talk!

Triwell: What is it?

Salba: It is about you, and your child. You need to get your act together!

YEAH! You tell’m, Salba!

Salba: I am tired of seeing that baby crying for attention and not getting any from his parents. You! -pokes chest- You wanted to breed with Jay and you need to deal with the consequences, you cannot simply… abandon the afterma… ….. o_o…. O_O

Salba, are you okay…?

YAAAH!!! -flails- SALBA’S IN LABOR!!!!

Kay: AHHH!!!! M-my w-wife is in labor!! -panicpanicpanic-

Triwell: EEERRRRGH! My sister is in labor! -freak out-

Kay: Oh great. Now there will be another thing.

Salba: …oooooh heeee…

Kay: C-come on, l-lover, let’s g-get you t-to the h-hospital!!

Jay: -covers mouth-

-starts to follow the cute couple then stops- Erm, Jay, you all right there? -mutters- Probably just mad there’s gonna be another baby.

Jay: -whimpers-

o_o?

Jay: …. Triwell… why… did you leave me while I was in labor?! -whirls- You panic when she is in labor! Kay came running from the other room when she was in labor! BUT YOU ALL IGNORED ME COMPLETELY!

Triwell: -scratches head- When were you in labor?

Jay: T_T -runs to the bedroom, holding back tears-

:< -leaves her be for now and goes to the hospital-

Kay: Almost th-there. You d-doing okay? The b-baby isn’t c-coming r-r-right this s-second?

Salba: Hoooheee, I think I will be able to get in there okay.

Kay: I l-l-l-love you, Salba. I w-will be b-by your side th-the whole time!

Poor Jay. -goes to check on her and finds her crying- 😦 -quickly goes back to hospital only to find they’ve already left in a taxi- @_@

Kay: We have a s-son!!!!

Salba: -smiles- He’s going to look just like you when he’s older. -looks down at baby happily-

Kay: -shakes head- He’ll b-be as b-b-beautiful as his mother.

Kay: -cannot contain excitement at being a father- :D!!!!!!!!!

Salba: ^_^

Tevin: :3

D’awww!!!!!! Baby Tevin. Welcome to the house! ❤

Jay: So, they had a boy as well? Is he alien?

Feeling better are you?

Jay: -glare- I was fine before. I merely had something in my eye. I ask again, is the baby alien?

He is part Salba and part Kay. And as adorable as your son.

Jay: Green?

Well, you could go see for yourself. <___< …. Fine. No, he is not green.

Jay: Good. Ours is superior. -trudges to bed and curls up, still sad-

Salba: There you go, Tevin! All cozy…

Tevin: -makes cute snuffly baby sounds-

Kay: -comes in behind Salba and puts an arm around her waist, looking down at the baby- H-he is p-perfect, isn’t he?

Salba: -kisses- As perfect as you.

WAAH! -flails from cuteness-

*

Aw look at that, Daddy-Son bonding time :3

Kay: -plays with Tevin- H-hello there, I’m your d-d-daddy! I’m so h-happy we’re f-finally together… -gets a bit of deja vu- Hmm… <_<;

*

Triwell: So, Jay is still mad at me. -rubs chin- I think we should reassess our approach to this mission.

Salba: What in Zelqu are you talking about? What mission? I think we’ve long ago abandoned it, and frankly–I think it’s better that we did. I couldn’t be happier. I can never imagine finding love like this back on our planet.

Triwell: But–

Salba: You’re a father now, Triwell. And you have… whatever Jay is to you. <_< What is she to you? Just a woman you bred with? I think you need to stop thinking like Klavvaian worker and start thinking like a Klavvaian man.

Triwell: …. But can these humans and half-humans truly be part of our family?

Salba: >=( Kay and Tevin are my family! As is Flizz, my nephew. I do not know what Jay is beyond my nephew’s mother, that is something you and she need to deal with. And if you don’t do something soon, you will have a very angry earth female on your hands and from what I’ve seen, they can be just as bad as our females.

Triwell: o_o

Salba: UGH! Sometimes I wonder if we share genetics!

Triwell: :< I think I’m going to go think a while.

Yeah, good luck with that >_>

Salba: -whispers- Klavvaians or Earthians, it doesn’t matter. Our hearts beat as one.

Kay: Huh? D-did you say s-something?

Salba: No, my love, just keep playing those games. -smile-

*

Triwell: I suppose I should try to make up to your mother.

Flizz: OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!

Triwell: I received a promotion today, perhaps I can use that to break the ice.

Yeah that’s right, break the ice by saying you’ve received a promotion before her. Real good idea. -thumbs up- Hey, where you going now? @_@

Kay: Wh-what are you d-doing in my r-room? Holding m-my son?

Triwell: <_< You hold my son all the time. I can take care of my nephew if I want to.

Kay: >_> -mutters- You d-do anything and I’ll b-break your b-bones.

o_o Protective Kay is protective. x3 ILOVEYOUSOMUCH! ❤ ❤

Triwell: I will not hurt him! Why does everyone just think I am a bad father? -glares and then puts Tevin back in the crib- But fine. I’ll go. HAPPY?! -storms out-

*

Jay, maybe you should wake up. Important moment going on here. Jay?

Jay: SNORE!

Right then. Where’s Triwell??

Triwell: Lalala, making food, hungry hungry me. :>

And you were just complaining that people think you’re a bad parent? BIG moment going on? No? No? FINE! At least Salba is there for Flizz. ARGH! Missed the sparkles. Ah well. <_< -makeovers-

Flizz: -thinks: Is this my mummy?-

No, sorry, she’s not. Your mummy is asleep over there in the bed.

Flizz: -points and thinks: Dat’s my mommy?-

Yep.

Flizz: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

:I Can’t say I blame you. <_< JAY WAKE UP! Your kid’s aged up and needs parenting!

Jay: -scream of rage- IT STILL NEEDS TAKEN CARE OF?! I thought when he aged up he’d be able to take care of himself!!!

No!! He still needs care, he’s only a toddler.

Jay: I have already parented enough.

YOU LIAR! Take care of him, do something!!! Or you will be sorry. I can make you sorry. And try to train him in SOMETHING! Potty-training means less dirty diapers, ya know~

Jay: -mutters- this better work.

Flizz: 😀 -thinks: I’m cute, mommy, aren’t I!-

Jay: -watches with a frown- Is he learning?

Yes. >_> Now play with him.

Jay: ljkdfnweklrgerkl;kl; SERIOUSLY?! >:I FINE!

Jay: ….And then the government swoops in and erases the memory of those who have witnessed that which they shouldn’t have, leaving them in a state of confusion and then they… SPREAD LIES ABOUT THAT WHICH LIES BEYOND OUR SOLAR SYSTEM!

Flizz: WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

=_=’

*

Behold the adorableness of Flizz! Behold… BEHOLD!!!!

Flizz: 😀

*

Kay: Oh g-good you got up t-to t-take care of him… -yawns- Is he ok-kay?

Salba: -feeds Tevin and then cuddles him- Yes, he’s fine now. You should get some sleep.

Kay: -smiles sleepily- I c-can’t sleep when he’s c-crying.

Salba: Do you want me to take him in the other room?

Kay: D: N-n-no! I d-don’t mean the n-noise, I j-just mean… -rubs back of head- It m-makes me sad when he c-cries. Th-that’s why I c-can’t sleep. -frowns- I really c-can’t understand why our s-siblings are so….

Salba: Uncaring? <_< Yes, it is a problem, especially since Flizz is getting older. -kisses-  Now get back to sleep ❤

*

Salba: Look here! I am sick and tired of you acting so high-and-mighty, and ignoring your own baby when he needs you!

Jay: Excuse me?

Salba: Flizz is just a baby and he needs his parents!! He needs his mother!

Yep, Salba is right!

Jay: Just shut up, both of you!!!!

Salba: AND YOU! Triwell, you’re just as bad as she is! You two barely interact with Flizz! You two are pathetic excuses of parents and should never have been allowed to breed!

Yeah sorry about that, if I had known this would happen I, er, would have prevented it.

Jay: SO YOU DID HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH ME BEING PREGNANT!

Triwell: -blinks- Of course, Jay, I impregnated you.

Jay: >_< NOT YOU!

Jay: And you! How dare you come into my bedroom and just start accusing me of such things!

Well, it’s true!

Jay: -screams- EVERYONE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! My life was so much better before I came here!!!!

Triwell: o_o…. :<…. -runs out of room-

Salba: Yes well, I’m sure your son would disagree. -leaves as well-

*

Kay: Whoozawiddlecutie! Y-you are!

Flizz: -squeals and giggles-

Kay: Y-you are s-such a g-good boy, no m-matter what your c-crazy parents think. -kisses forehead- L-let’s get you f-fed!

Flizz: -thinking: Maybe if I do this my mommy and daddy will be proud!-

Flizz: -thinking: Daddy! Look! Look!-

Triwell: Hey there Mini-Me–HEY! Nobody’s on the computer! 8D

You little b–

Salba: Did you not hear me earlier when I chewed Jay out for not being a good mother? You need to stop being so self-absorbed or that child is going to end up insane!

Too late <_< And he’s a heavy sleeper.

Triwell: What’s your problem?

Salba: You and Jay both have some serious issues and you both need to work them out for that baby’s sake. NOW!

Triwell: Fine… -grumbly sigh-

Jay: And what do you want?

Triwell: I was thinking perhaps we could participate in some more of your human rituals. Such as a male and female going out to eat and then wiggling their bodies about–

TRIWELL!!!!

Triwell:–on a dance floor.

Oh thank goodness o_____o;

Jay: Just leave me alone. -slams door behind her as she leaves-

*

Um Salba, what are you doing? o_o…. Salba…. You’re… using the toilet….? x_o You, uh, you’re still holding Tevin… x_x -backs away slowly-

*

Wow, Kay, you look kinda smug about something. What did I miss?

Jay: Grrr, he yelled at me too, just like that snippy wife of his. Insisting I am a bad mother. I am not a bad mother!

-chokes on nothing-

Jay: I will prove I am a good mother. Just not now. I wish to get some sleep.

*

-yawns- Getting late here, and it’s early Wednesday morning. BUT WHAT’S THIS? Jay?!

OH MY GOSH THIS CAN’T BE GOOD!

Jay: -muttering to self- Bad mother, they call me a bad mother

JAY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!?!

Jay: I’ll show THEM a bad mother!!!! -lunges for Flizz-

JAY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Jay: That’s right. One carrot. One. Single. There is one carrot. -looks at book- Two. Can you say two? There are TWO…. um… -squints- things. There are two.

Flizz: Ahh…yawwwn… -falls asleep-

Jay:… -leans in and kisses forehead-

…. J-Jay?!

Jay: -whispering- What? What were you expecting me to do? I can do… motherly things. Did you think I was going to hurt him? I said before I would not harm him. He is my baby.

Jeez, you can be full of surprises sometimes.

Jay: Now will you leave me alone? I do have work in the morning.

Yes, by all means. -holds up hand- You proved me wrong. Go. Sleep. -watches and waits till she’s asleep- Well. That was a bit… strange… I guess even evil mad scientists have feelings, too.

*

And to end the chapter, here is some adorable cuteness!!!!

Flizz: Eeeee! 😀

WELL it’s my turn again! -flails- HEY JAY!!!!

Jay: Maybe if I close my eyes it will go away.

NOPE!! And keep them closed for a while -shifty eye look-

Jay: o_o why…?

JUST CLOSE THEM AGAIN OR I WILL SING!

Jay: Oh for pete’s sake, fine! -closes eyes again-

….-twirls and waves a magic wand- TA DAAA!

Jay: O_O What the–

Salba: Oh good, it worked.

Jay: -narrows eyes- WHAT worked?!

Salba: I transported us to a new place to live.

Triwell: Yes, I didn’t like the other place. -looks behind him- AW Gozbin, I hoped he’d be left behind.

Salba: >__>

Triwell: So will your brother be a jerk here as well?

Kay: H-hey I’m r-right here!!

Jay: He isn’t all that bad…

Kay: O_O

Jay:…He is after all my twin so there must be something wonderful in him.

Kay: :I

Triwell: x_x

*

Triwell: So our observational studies are going well, I think sharing beds will help with… studying them…

Salba: I think stopping your denial will help you ‘study’.

Triwell: -scratch head- Bu–bu–but–

Salba: Look we’re here for who-knows-how-long. We might as well have good company while doing so. Nobody has ever come back from one of these so… I see nothing wrong with developing bonds with humans. I wish to remain attached to Kay.

Triwell: But he’s such a freaaaaak :<

Salba: Could you for once be nice to him? When I breed with him, my children will be part him.

Triwell: T_T

Salba: Stop being a space chicken and go for it.

*

-feels a bit left out so spins in computer chair for a–OOOH what’s this?

Triwell: Your eyes are like the triple sunrise over the ancient oceans of Thuugh.

-gags-

Jay: You make me feel things I… I didn’t..

Kay: O_O (Is m-my s-sister expressing l-love?)

Jay: I think you’re the only being in the universe that could be on the same level as my brilliance.

Kay: -smacks forehead-

OH EFLHELJGEK REALLY, JAY?!

Triwell: ^_^

Jay: You have grown a lot closer to me than I ever expected. Though, well, you are an alien… Have you thought more about my proposition?

Kay: *_* What proposition?!

Triwell: O_O Uh, um, uh, see–well-you–I–

BOY you sure are intent on hopping into bed with him, Jay.

Jay: SHUT UP!

Triwell: Okay…

Jay: NOT YOU! That thing! -jabs the air with one finger- Oh never mind. Look, perhaps this will change your mind.

O_____O

Kay and Salba: O_O

Triwell: O____________________O

Jay: Well? -doesn’t look phased at all-

Triwell: …. D: -runs away-

Jay: …

WHOA! De-niiied, girl!

Jay: -_- Shut up…

*

As Jay and Salba promptly complain over and over that Kay is on the computer so they can’t be…

Looks like Triwell is once again arguing with himself.

Triwell: I can’t do it! But there is something so different about her than the females from my planet. BUT THIS IS MISSION AND I CANNOT ABANDON IT! But despite her superior attitude, she is quite fetching.

Fe…tching…? >_>

Triwell: I just don’t know what to do T_T My sister may be able to abandon the mission so readily for that freak, but… I cannot…

WELL it is understandable why she’s more readily…er… than you. After all, look at what you have to go for, and look what SHE has to go for! 😀 I’d abandon my mission for that. x3

*

WH–WHOA! Triwell and Kay interacting without angry faces?

Triwell: You are the twin of the woman I–the woman I…

Jay: <_<

Triwell: 😳 HOW ARE YOU? -tries to be pleasant- THAT IS NICE, EARTH MALE!

Triwell why are you shouting… =_=;

Salba: Brother! Are you talking with Kay?

Triwell: Don’t remind me T_T FOR YOUR SAKE! And… hers…

But Jay treats him like crap, too. >_> Ah well, hopefully this niceness lasts! -happy dance-

*

And Triwell promptly has another argument with himself. @_@

Triwell: Zooba hael dilea eoee!

…..???? Alien… language…?

Salba: Stop making up words!

Triwell: Shhhhh! -panicked look- She’s asleep. >______> In bed…

You gonna be a creeper again?

Yep. JEEZ, man, for someone so panicked over ‘mingling’ with the observation specimens so much, you sure are obsessed with her.

Jay: Oh stop… trying to sleep…

WAKE UP! You got company.

Jay: z_z … o_z… O_O <_< -stares at Triwell-

YOU GONNA BE A CREEPER TOO?

Jay: -wakes him up-

Jay: Triwell, do I frighten you?

Triwell: I… don’t know… This isn’t how things are supposed to go. I am merely here to observe.

There’s a difference between observing and oggling.

Jay: There’s a difference between–

AW COME ON, COME UP WITH YOUR OWN LINES!

Jay:… I do not wish to frighten you. I’ve merely suggested what I thought was custom for your kind.

Triwell: My sister is a bit less observant of customs and manners…

Triwell: You do not frighten me, Jay.

Jay: I just want to help with your mission and if indulging in human… rituals helps with your study, I was just stating I would be willing to… help.

You are the weirdest flirter I’ve ever seen, and that’s saying something. Least you aren’t screaming at him to go out -thinks of Ron Weasley and Fleur Delacour- hehehe…

Triwell: I… I suppose… closer study of human rituals… could be helpful…

Jay: -smirk- How close?

AND I’M OUT! -zooooooooom-

*

SO CREEPER, YA LIKE STUDYING CLOSER?

Jay: Do you have to debase such a moment of beauty?

@_@;

Triwell: Hmmmm?

Jay: Nothing. I hope… I was…

OH IF THEY’RE GONNA TALK ABOUT IT I’M OUT!!! Let’s look on the cuter couple :3

Jay: -mumbles- I believe Triwell is much cuter than them.

Awwww ^___^ So cute ❤

*

Do not trust. x_x

Jay: Muaahahaahaha… would you like some, evil voice that follows me?

YYYEEAA-no.

*

Jay: Salba, are there rules on your planet stating you must not… interfere with human life too much?

Salba: Not to my knowledge, I guess it’s never come up. Why?

Jay: I was just wondering why… <_< Never mind.

Salba: -snort- Don’t mind him, he’s just a space chicken.

What’s with all the space chickens x_o???

Triwell: YOU’RE THE SPACE CHICKEN!!!! >=(

Salba: At least I’m willing to give humans a chance and at least I don’t completely panic every time Kay talks to me.

Triwell: :< But… but… I…

Salba: Look here, are you a man or a moon-mouse?

Triwell: ….. but—- -carpool horn beeps- GOTTA GO!

Wait! -checks real quick- NO TRIWELL!

You have no energy, are mostly starving, have to pee like NOW, and stink to high heaven!

Triwell: Humdeehumhum, going to work, deedumdeedoo.

>_< You jerk.

*

Well now that everyone but Kay is at work, let’s see what he does with his day…..

….

o_o…

Oh… my….

………o\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\o

*

Jay: -comes home from work- MY EEEEYYYEEES!!!!! -covers mouth and tries not to barf-

Yeah, he’s been there all day except when he ate burnt pancakes <_<

Jay: I’m… going to be sick…

Triwell: -comes home and promptly passes out-

NOOOO, REALLY?! I never woulda guessed.

Jay: D: Triwell! Are you all right?

Triwell: -snore-

Jay: …. Well, I suppose I did prevent you from getting a full night’s sleep.

AAAAAUUUGH!

Kay: O_O wh-wh-what?!

Salba: -gets home and sees Kay- Well, hello there ^__^

Kay: -blush- H-h-h-hello… -blushblushblush-

Jay: Oh, that is just wrong.

Yeah and stating you kept Triwell awake all night ISN’T?

Jay: I was merely stating the truth.

Salba: What truth?

Jay: Nothing.

*

WHAT THE–you don’t even have the right trait! o_O???? Not… that I’m peeping or anything… <_< >_>

*

Salba: So, what was that sister of yours talking about earlier? Stating the truth?

Kay: Oh, I think sh-she and Triw-well… you know… x_x Mated.

Salba: -spits out drink she was not drinking- WHAAAAAAAT?!

Good going, now the computer’s broken.

*

First off, why are you and Triwell in the bed I gave to Salba and Kay?

Jay: Triwell came in here to sleep, I merely followed as I did not wish to sleep on the couch or with, ugh, my brother.

Ooookay, well why are you waking up? I know for a fact you’re still tired.

Jay: I really don’t know. I just woke up. I suppose because your annoying voice is still yapping.

But I wasn’t yapping till you woke–

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! -flails-

Jay: Wh–what’s this?

YOU’RE PREGNANT! Holy crap, I don’t know whether to be amused, scared, happy, or all three.

Jay: But–that is impossible! I cannot be pregnant! It is he who would be pregnant! I am not pregnant! NO!

-giggles- Except, not that shirt for bed wear. -changes top-

Jay: WHAT THE HECK?! My shirt just–how did you–….Uuugghhhhh I don’t feel so… -runs off to bathroom-

Wahahaha! Amused it is. HEHEHEHE!

Jay: BLEEEEUGH!! I… hate you… BLEEEAAARRRGH!

You’re the one who wanted Triwell to… ah, observe you closer, my dear.

Jay: T_T I thought–if we–that he–BLLLEEEUGUGHGGHGH! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU HORRIBLE VOICE!!!

Whaaat? D: I did nothing! You’re the pervert. Jumping into bed with him like that. You naughty, naughty girl.

Jay: I am sure Triwell would have been the impregnated one if YOU hadn’t done something! -screams in rage- YOU–VOICE–YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT I WILL DESTROY YOU!

Uh, gotta go! -flash of smoke- … -still there, coughing violently from the smoke- Crap that was supposed to work.

Jay: >_>

Uhhh… heh… -sweatdrop- I’ll just be… uh…. going now. -whistles innocently before running off-

Jay: T_T

*

Jay: I want pancakes too much to care that they’re burnt =_= I hate everything. -mutters- I still swear this is your fault.

TRIWELL IS AWAKE! You should go tell him.

Jay:

Jay: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE THE PREGNANT ONE IF WE BRED!

Uh, I said tell. Not scream.

Triwell: Pregnant…?

Jay: Yes! That’s right! This is your fault, Triwell! I AM NOW PREGNANT! As in BACKACHES! And having to pee all the time and throwing up and cravings–I… am… PREGNANT!

Triwell: We–we’re going to have a baby?… 😀

Jay: Yes! T_T

Triwell: But… why are you crying? Are you not happy? :< Do you not want babies with me?

Jay: I–would not mind babies with you, I suppose, but it was supposed to be YOU pregnant, not me!!! YOU were supposed to have all the pain and misery and then giving birth. Not me.

Triwell: Um… either I read all the wrong books on human pregnancy, or you were told something very wrong about the way it works.

-snorts with laughter-

Jay: I thought… alien males were…

Triwell: Baby! Hello baby! Aw, my baby.

Jay:….

Ooh, come on, even a cold-hearted little twit like you has to admit that’s cute.

Jay: I… suppose. -sigh- Pregnant. T_T

-mumbles- Least I won’t have to deal with you going into labor.

Jay: What?

NOTHING! 😀

*

Salba: Did you think my brother and your sister were acting a bit odd this morning?

Kay: I th-think they act w-weird all the t-time…

Kay, at least you could get dress…ed… o___o’ WHAT AM I SAYING?! NO! DON’T GET DRESSED! 😀

Salba: It is so weird to think they… -groan- Oh well. I hope Triwell doesn’t do anything too drastic… and mess things up…

Kay: No m-matter what happens, I will always l-love you.

Salba: ^_^ I love you too

Kay: 🙂 You… are the b-best thing that’s ever h-happened to me. -reaches over and holds hand-

Awww!!!!!!! ❤

*

Triwell: Goodbye Jay, my woman whose beauty is rival of those from my home planet, I shall go out and earn money so we can provide for our baby!

Kay: WH-WHAT?!!?! O_O

Jay: Errrgh…

Jay: I am to have Triwell’s baby.

Kay: …. S-sister… you…? -stares at belly- B-b-b-but you…?

Jay: So it would seem.

BWAHAHAHA do it again, and this time in Snape’s voice!

Jay: SHUT UP! I still say this is your fault.

Kay: WHAT!?! H-how the h–

Jay: NOT YOURS, moron. Hers. -jabs at air- Anyway, I am going to work on skills so I can get a promotion soon.

*

Kay: I hope… w-we can… h-have babies soon too…

AWWWWWWWWWW -flails wildly-

*

Kay: S-so… you and… m-my sister… are… h-having…

Triwell: Yes, we have bred and she will soon produce a baby of our genetics.

Well, at least they’re still getting along :I

Kay: -rageface-

Then again, maybe not.

*

Triwell: Salba I must inform you I have broken my mission.

Salba: Huh?

Triwell: I have jeopardized our mission, more so than you have.

Salba: >___> What are you talking about?

Triwell: …. I have impregnated Jay.

Salba: But brother, that is WONDERFUL news!

Triwell: It… is?

Salba: Yes! I am happy for you. You have finally come to accept your feelings! -pats shoulder-

Triwell: Bu–but our mission…

Salba: You know, Triwell, there are some things more important than missions. -thinks of Kay- Much more important.

Triwell: I am not so sure. I… am… excited of the thought of producing an offspring with Jay but–our mission… -sighs- I must think more on this.

*

And to finish off this installment, we will have lovely scenes of Jay in pain! -passes around popcorn-

Jay: I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!! >=[