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Where did 2025 go?! Another year gone, and, for my 12th blogiversary, sadly one of my least productive years for this blog. As mentioned in my previous post, I have been going through a creative dry spell for the better part of the year, much to my own chagrin, but I sincerely want to change that in 2026, so I suppose that can be considered one of my New Year’s resolutions.
Despite my lack of output, one thing I have been preparing for throughout the past year was this post, for which I kept an ongoing list of newsworthy events for a retrospective. Last year, I began a new tradition of rewriting the lyrics to my beloved “We Didn’t Start the Fire” by Billy Joel to be instead a musical recap of the prior year, and this look-back seems like a good way to kick off what will hopefully be a more productive 2026. I couldn’t fit every little thing in; as much as I would have liked to mention Juan Soto, Dispatch, “The Shoebody Bop,” Gene Hackman, Brian Wilson, Anne Burrell, the NBA gambling scandal, Universal Epic Universe, the ostrich convoy, or the One Piece flag protests, there’s only so much that can fit in nine verses, and this is at least how I will enjoy remembering 2025.
So feel free to read or sing along to Joel’s iconic tune, and here’s hoping the next year will be even better! Happy New Year!
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Chicken Jockey, Southern Spear,
Generation Beta’s here,
Blanket pardons, Discord hardens, NOLA truck attack.
TrumpRx, Gulf renaming,
Cracker Barrel logo flaming,
Shutdown ends and funding pends, Zootopia is back.
Bondi Beach, Roblox, autopen, fake Botox,
Vance memes, torpedo bat, leaking of a racist chat.
Tilly Norwood, Claire Obscur, Sinners, Tung Tung Tung Sahur,
Major mergers, Reiner, Redford, Alien and Predator.
Such was the year. We made it!
Through the highs and lows and each surprise, we chose
To get through the year. We made it!
So now, sister, brother, let’s all face another!
Alligator Alcatraz, A.I. passed what no bot has,
Texas flooding, DOGE is gutting USAID,
No Kings, Stranger Things, Sydney Sweeney loves jeans,
One Big Beautiful Bill, 23andMe.
Blue Ghost, Karen Read, Gaza hostages are freed,
Scottie Scheffler, RealIDs, Midnight Hammer, H1-Bs,
East Wing, Tylenol, revolution in Nepal,
Bari Weiss, woolly mice, Epstein files free-for-all!
Such was the year. We made it!
Through the highs and lows and each surprise, we chose
To get through the year. We made it!
So now, sister, brother, let’s all face another!
Francis out, Pope Leo in, Thunder, Eagles, Dodgers win,
Deepseek, eggs ain’t cheap, dire wolf, Anora sweep,
Elbows up, Labubu, Taylor Swift’s engaged too,
Earthquake in Myanmar, yet another Avatar.
Stablecoins, ICE raids, loose monkeys, Palisades,
Kimmel canceled (for a week), Hegseth really hates a leak,
Horse girls, “Not Like Us,” Adolescence, Pluribus,
Six-Seven, Gen Z stare, tariffs, tariffs everywhere!
Such was the year. We made it!
Through the highs and lows and each surprise, we chose
To get through the year. We made it!
So now, sister, brother, let’s all face another!
Salt Typhoon, Tush Push, firefighter ambush,
Cloudflare, Demon Slayer, Mamdani elected mayor,
Christians in Nigeria, blackout in Iberia,
HuntriX don’t miss, GPT psychosis,
Kiss cam, Jubilee, TACO, Grok, and Summerween,
RFK, measles gain – what else do I have to say?
Such was the year. We made it!
Through the highs and lows and each surprise, we chose
To get through the year. We made it!
So now, sister, brother, let’s all face another!
Oh, Mary!, bye, Jo-Ann, TikTok deal averts a ban,
Cloned dog, Portland Frog, Musk salute, Tea logs,
Seditious Six, sandwich thrown, astronauts are back home,
Superman, Fantastic Four, CECOT in El Salvador.
Sora 2, congestion tax, Arctic Frost and fibermaxx,
Lisa Cook, birthday book, Louvre heist, Charlie Kirk,
War in Ukraine still unchecked, gerrymandering effect,
No more pennies to collect, what a year in retrospect!
Such was the year. We made it!
Through the highs and lows and each surprise, we chose
To get through the year. We made it!
So now, sister, brother, let’s all face another!


















