An oilfield tree
If you don’t find words like toolpusher, roughneck, monkeyboard, or mud man familiar, it’s likely you’d never identify this aging bit of oilfield equipment as a Christmas tree. Obviously, it has little to do with the fragrant pines and firs some still bring into their homes for the holidays, but the array of valves, spools, and fittings designed to control the flow of fluids from an oil well reminded workers in the fields of old-fashioned, decorated Christmas trees, so the name took hold.
Whether Charles Follen would have seen a connection between the improbable oilfield ‘tree’ and the more traditional tannenbaum he introduced to New England is impossible to say. Raised in Germany, Follen immigrated to America and became Harvard’s first German instructor in 1825. By 1832, living in Cambridge with his wife and two-year-old son, he decided to recreate the German Christmas customs of his childhood and youth. In the woods near his home, he cut a small fir, decorated its branches with dolls and candy-filled cornucopias, and illuminated it with candles.
Harriet Martineau, an English journalist visiting Boston at the time, described the unveiling of the tree at the Follens’ Christmas party:
It really looked beautiful; the room seemed in a blaze, and the ornaments were so well hung on that no accident happened, except that one doll’s petticoat caught fire. There was a sponge tied to the end of a stick to put out any supernumerary blaze, and no harm ensued.
I mounted the steps behind the tree to see the effect of opening the doors. It was delightful. The children poured in, but in a moment every voice was hushed. Their faces were upturned to the blaze, all eyes wide open, all lips parted, all steps arrested.
Over time, trees like the one introduced by Follen changed. Candles gave way to electric lights, imported glass baubles replaced paper chains, and peppermint canes supplanted candy-filled cornucopias. Nonetheless, pine, fir, and spruce remained the Christmas trees of choice, primarily because of their conical shapes, even branches, and straight trunks.
Finding such perfect trees was possible in New England. In Texas it was more difficult, particularly in the days before Christmas tree farms and modern transportation.
For early settlers, the native Ashe juniper, sometimes called Texas cedar or mountain cedar, became a more-than-adequate substitute. Even today, hill country families harvest nicely-shaped cedars from their land for Christmas, keeping with long Texas tradition.
O Christmas Bush ~ a decorated cedar at Lyndon B. Johnson’s boyhood home, 2014
Farther west and south, where even cedar grows sparse, ever-inventive Texans harvest stalks of the agave, or century plant, for drying and decoration. An impressive plant, its stalk can grow to a height of thirty feet, making it especially appropriate for large spaces.
A decorated agave at Mission Espíritu Santo,
Goliad, Texas
If cedars are in short supply and there’s no agave handy, residents in places like the Panhandle always can turn to the tumbleweed. Sometimes tumbleweeds are lighted and hung from trees as yard ornaments, or used to build ‘snowmen,’ but tumbleweed Christmas trees aren’t exactly rare.
Red Steagall, well-known story-teller and cowboy poet, tells one of the best tumbleweed Christmas tree stories, and he tells it in song. There are Christmas trees in Notrees, Texas, and not all of them are in the oil patch.
It was a rough year for roughnecks’ children,
hard times and harder livin’,
we moved when the rent come due
and it come due once a week.
That year in late December
found us in an old house trailer,
west of Odessa, near a town they call Notrees.
Too poor to pay attention,
Daddy lived on good intentions;
he intended Christmas to be just what we believed.
Drove to town in the company pickup;
when he didn’t have a sawbuck
for the price of a Christmas tree —
he brought back a tumbleweed.
My Kansas tumbleweed
Christmas eve in Notrees, Texas,
wind blowin’ through the cactus,
Santy Claus was a rich kid’s saint
and a poor kid’s dream.
I’d trade every fancy present
I ever had, or ever will get,
for the night of the tumbleweed Christmas tree.
Daddy set it on the dinette table,
Mama made a newsprint angel,
ornaments of tinfoil scraps and buttons on a string.
Took us all night to decorate it,
When we got done I’ll have to say that
it was the prettiest tumbleweed that I’d ever seen.
O Tumbleweed
Wind rocked the trailer like a cradle,
While we sang our Christmas carols,
settin’ on the sofa on the duct-taped Naugahyde.
Daddy looked proud as a big city banker,
Mama tried hard to be thankful —
Lookin’ at that tumbleweed,
she laughed until she cried.
Christmas eve in Notrees, Texas,
Wind blowin’ through the cactus,
Santy Claus was a rich kid’s saint
and a poor kid’s dream.
I’d trade every fancy present
I ever had or ever will get
for the night of the tumbleweed Christmas tree.
I was just six, goin’ on seven,
being poor is an education;
That night I learned a lot
about just what Christmas means.
It means love and it means lovin’,
It means money don’t mean nothin’,
and it means a tumbleweed can make a Christmas tree.
Christmas eve in Notrees, Texas,
Wind blowin’ through the cactus,
Santy Claus was a rich kid’s saint
and a poor kid’s dream.
I’d trade every fancy present
I ever had or ever will get
for the night of the tumbleweed Christmas tree.
And so it is. “Making do” isn’t the worst thing in the world, and sometimes it’s the best. Merry Christmas from Texas, and a happy New Year to y’all.

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