8pm: CARMEN: The gritty fly-on-the-wall about a Doncaster garage returns for a second series. Adult language.
TV Tonight
Posted by simon7banks on May 2, 2025
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Why Liz Truss fell?
Ministers who seriously annoy their top civil servants tend to find things going wrong. I found this revealing comment in Wikipedia’s article on Liz Truss:
“Some civil servants were reported as finding her tenure as Chief Secretary (to the Treasury) as ‘exhausting’, owing to her work schedule and asking them multiplication questions.”
Like, “All right, Permanent Secretary, what’s 137 x 23? No using your calculator!”
I trust not, “I can’t go into this meeting without knowing how many scales we’ll have if we double the current three.”
Posted by simon7banks on November 24, 2024
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An Unusual Accident
I was transferring some frozen peas from the bag to a saucepan when one of them fell into the toaster and I couldn’t get it out. So I am one of the few people who has had a pea in the toaster.
Posted by simon7banks on October 28, 2024
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That Famous Boat Song
Four British explorers ventured far up the Moa River in West Africa in a small boat. Suddenly, a gigantic crocodile rose up and crushed the boat in its jaws. Most of the boat and one of the explorers were eaten. The survivors, being stiff-upper-lip Britons, restored their spirits by penning and then singing the Eaten Boat Song.
Posted by simon7banks on August 13, 2024
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Your Dreams
Everyone has dreams that never happen. Like, for instance, that one about being chased to the edge of a cliff by an angry man with the face of a dog and you fall over the edge but land softly on a yacht that’s just appeared, but then someone asks you for your fare, but you have no money on you and you know they don’t take credit cards. Then you wake up and are about to double-check that you have no money in your pockets when you realise you’re naked in bed with no pockets and anyway, you don’t have to pay.
Posted by simon7banks on August 5, 2024
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CHRISTMASSY BREAKFASTS
Two just-for-a-few-days variants of standard winter easy breakfasts:
DE LUXE PORRIDGE (also known as porage, which I should prefer, because in my personal abbreviated writing system that comes out as PORK). Porridge is a filling and healthy breakfast, but just a bit boring, so I usually add a bit of root ginger, powdered cinnamon or grated nutmeg. I normally make it half-milk-and-half-water, a tiny amount of salt (no more for health reasons) and barely a teaspoon of sugar (occasionally honey). The deluxe version: To the porridge flakes and liquid, add freshly-grated nutmeg, a bit less than a teaspoon of brandy butter, likewise of Wood’s Navy Rum and a bit more than a teaspoon of Canadian Maple Syrup. Not boring.
MIDWINTER CRUMPETS. Crumpets are not very healthy because, to be palatable, they need a fair bit of butter. OK, then, substitute brandy butter and finish with home-made (low sugar, very tangy) cranberry jam (could try marmalade?) – or instead of (brandy) butter, use sour cream and top with that maple syrup. Very tasty, but definitely to be kept as a treat.
Posted by simon7banks on December 22, 2023
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Cause and Effect?
Driving south along the A12, at dusk today, I’m in the inside lane in a 70 limit with traffic outside me. A white van with – I think – “East Anglian Landscapes” on the side approaches the main road from a small slip road and edges forward. “He’s NOT going to pull out now, is he?” I think. He does pull out. Brake hard. OK, hard enough. Flash my lights, sound my horn.
A couple of minutes later, I pass him. I glance sideways, wondering who drives like that. Clean-shaven bony white guy of about 40, as it happens… on his mobile phone.
Posted by simon7banks on November 9, 2023
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Legal Advice Corner
“Is it illegal to put the king’s head upside-down on an envelope?”
Not if it’s on a stamp. Otherwise, you might have problems.
Posted by simon7banks on October 30, 2023
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Miss-spoken shorts
When the premises of the Hawk and Owl Trust were threatened by a fire on adjacent heathland, all the director could think about was evacuating his owls.
Posted by simon7banks on October 17, 2023
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Do you remember what you were doing when…
LIz Truss was Prime Minister?
Posted by simon7banks on October 23, 2022
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