Dec 14, 2011

Sunset


Overheard on the #8 bus: 

I was a secretary in Pearl Harbor during the war. I don't have much company nowadays, my sister is 96, when she goes it will be time for me to go too. Some of my old boyfriends are still alive, they call me sometimes during holidays, maybe they want seconds *giggle*.

Aug 19, 2011

At the Stroke of the Midnight Hour

This week I picked up India After Gandhi by Ramachandra Guha. Guha attempts (quite successfully) to remedy the fact that post independence Indian history is overlooked in our history books, "the past is defined as a single, immovable date: 15th August 1947. Thus, when the clock struck midnight and India became independent, history ended, and political science and sociology began."

But India After Gandhi does not stand alone, it has a companion piece! Another book, one I had read recently but written decades earlier! A brother, if books ever have one. The protagonists of the two brother-books are twins, born on the same day, "And the time? The time matters too. Well then: at night. No it's important to be more ...On the stroke of midnight, as a matter of fact...Oh, spell it out, spell it out: at the precise instant of India's arrival at independence, I tumbled forth into the world." The story of Saleem Sinai, Midnight's Children.

The two books take off from that midnight hour and tell us a breathless story. It is as if their souls are intertwined. One is a history book that reads like a best in class fiction, the other is a fictional account that carries in it the essence of history. You could read a few chapters from one and pick up the thread on the other. The two together form a jugalbandiGuha provides the facts, Rushdie adds the emotions. Though, at times, with equal skill, they exchange their roles. Guha's account is backed up with a whole lot of footnotes and references, Rushdie, is telling you the tale with a wink and a smile. The historical references in Rushdie's allegorical tale are sometimes inescapable, sometimes subtle. Reading India After Gandhi brings them all into focus. This is one from the earlier chapters.

During the 1950s Nehru tours the United States and Russia. The then US Secretary of State, Dean Acheson, does not warm up to Nehru, and finds him "one of the most difficult men with whom I have ever had to deal." Nehru too was not predisposed to appreciate the US, and "had ticked off the US as unrivaled in technology but predatory in its capitalism." Nehru received a lot more affection from the Russians. "In 1951, while the American congress debated a request for food aid from India, the Soviet Union - unencumbered by democratic procedure - offered to send 50,000 tons of wheat at once." Thus, despite Nehru's protestations of non-alignment, India leaned the tiniest bit towards Russia.

At roughly the same time, Saleem, is falling for the recently arrived American, Evelyn Lilith Burns, and, "gave her a necklace of flowers (queen-of-the-night for my lily-of-the-eve), bought with my own pocket money from a hawker-woman at Scandal Point. 'I don't wear flowers,' Evelyn Lilith said, and tossed the unwanted chain into the air, spearing it before it fell with a pellet from her unerring Daisy air-pistol. Destroying flowers with a Daisy, she served notice that she was not to be manacled, not even by a necklace: she was our capricious, whirligig Lill-of-the-Hill"
Things however go better with the "champion breast-stroker" Masha Miovic, with the "low, throaty voice, full of promises - but also of menace". Soon, "Saleem takes the floor with Masha Miovic, swearing not to smooch. Saleem and Masha, doing the Mexican Hat; Masha and Saleem, box-stepping with the best of them! ; you see you don't have to be perfect to get a girl!...The dance ended; and still on top of my wave of elation, I said, 'Would you care for a stroll, you know, in the quad?' Masha Miovic smiling privately. 'Well, yah, just for a sec; but hands off, okay?' Hands off, Saleem swears. Saleem and Masha taking the air...man this is fine. This is the life. Goodbye Evie, hello breast-stroke."

The above excerpts were but a glimpse, reading the two books together is an all together wonderful experiences and is highly recommended. I have a sneaking suspicion that Guha had a copy of Midnight's Children next to him while he wrote his account. If one thinks about it, that is so much more fantastic and wonderful than a fiction writer consulting a history book.

Jun 26, 2011

A Shot in the Dark

A week or so ago, I joined N and R for dinner at News Cafe. Quite excitedly, they told me about this new place called "Dialogue in the Dark." It has a restaurant, which is engulfed in pitch darkness and you are served by blind waiters.
Interesting idea. My story however doesn't end just yet. That very night I come back home and open  Midnight's Children to the page I had bookmarked it. I turn a few pages and I come across this:

Twin problem of the city's sophisticated, cosmopolitan youth: how to consume alcohol in a dry state; and how to romance girls in the best Western tradition, by taking them out to paint the town red, while at the same time preserving total secrecy, to avoid the very Oriental shame of a scandal? The Midnite-Confidential was Mr. Shroff's solution to the agonizing difficulties of the city's gilded youth. In that underground licentiousness, he had created a world of Stygian darkness, black as hell; in the secrecy of midnight darkness, the city's lovers met, drank imported liquor, and romanced; cocooned in the isolating, artificial night, they canoodled with impunity.
We were led down a lush black carpet --  midnight-black, black as lies, crow-black, anger-black, the black of 'hai-yo, black man!'; in short, a dark rug --  by a female attendant of ravishing sexual charms, who wore her sari erotically low on her hips, with a jasmine in her naval; but as we descended into the darkness, she turned towards us with a reassuring smile, and I saw that her eyes were closed; unearthly luminous eyes had been painted on her lids. I could not help but ask, 'Why...' To which she, simply: 'I am blind; and besides, nobody who comes here wants to be seen. Here you are in a world without faces or names; here people have no memories, families or past; here is for now, for nothing except right now.' 

I know, the chances of  reading something you came across during the day is not unreasonably low (in fact, Jabberwock has talked about something similar today!). So we shall not be creeped out too much by that. What I wonder however is, did life imitate art ? Dialogue in the Dark opened in 1988, Salman Rushdie wrote Midnight's Children in 1981. While such dark restaurants are aplenty now, I could not find any reference to any other such concept that pre-dates Midnight's Children. Or did such a concept really exist in India, which Rushdie discovered during his travels in the country before he wrote the book?

I just wonder who owes whom a hat-tip here.

Apr 22, 2011

Message in a Bottle

Had a Vanilla Thunder moment from How I Met Your Mother.

So, today at lunch, S calls me and says, "You wrote on my orkut testimonial (yes, remember those?) that I wanted to do something different every five years, it's been less than 5 at my job and I quit today." 
I went back to see what I had written. The relevant lines, written on 15th Nov 2004 , were,

"Unique is one word for you, i specially loved your "i'll be doing something different every 5 years" i hope to do something like that too, just hope that i have the courage to carry through with it. "


I shall now spend the weekend to see what other clues I had left for the future me!


Mar 30, 2011

World Cups

Yes, it is related to today's match, in fact it is about the first match I ever saw.
Yes, it was a India Pakistan match in a World Cup.
Yes, you guessed it right.


February 1996, New Delhi: I am in the 7th grade.The gods have recovered from their milk drinking spree of last year and the girls on my school bus insist on singing, in  very nasal voices,  "Mere khwabon mein jo aaye...", the whole way to school, and back, everyday. We live in a small two room sub-let apartment in Naroji Nagar, which we share with my uncle P, aunt M, and the balcony is the realm of a Pomeranian very imaginatively named Chapantikli.
I am not yet a cricket watcher, but P is. He has already introduced me to several other interesting aspects of life like cheating in 29 ("Remember, when I scratch my nose it means diamonds are trumps".) P is a big cricket fan. He is known to shut himself up in a dark room for hours if India loses a match. M, his wife,  is all jitters before a match, since  India losing does not auger well for ghar ki shanti. India matches usually proceed with P in front of the TV, and M with an agarbatti in front of the gods.
I am given a crash course in the rules of cricket and given a seat next to P. Mom  takes a seat next to her sister in the puja ghar. The first match I ever see is India Vs. Pakistan, quarter-finals, Chinnaswamy Stadium. P and I  shout and scream throughout the match, the post match speeches are drowned by our victory dance and Chapantikli runs between our legs barking with unadulterated joy. But as all of you know, this happy household was rocked by tragedy in a mere matter of 4 days. Kambli cried, P was inconsolable, my head reeled, having experienced euphoria and despair in such quick succession. Needless to say I was hooked.