Hamish wants us all to die. Well, all the 65 year old unwed reservists. Hamish and the Torygraph have not figured out that a younger man can do military service but not an older one.

Volksturm. In the final days of the Third Reich old men were given rifles and sent off to stem the flood of Russians. As Playstation generation don’t even know what gender they are bayonnetting Ivan in the guts may be de trop.

Imagine a trench being woken up as some 65 year old with a dodgy prostate wants a leak. Every hour. Passchendaele it ain’t.

What are the “Lionesses” chances of defeating the Spanish lesbian team? Remember, folks, kissing a winning Captain can cost you your job (Castile and Aragon only). The 1% Basque in me could support England.

Now to Asian matters, the Royal Navy is steaming to Taiwan and will attack China. It can’t even keep dinghies away from the coast of Kent.

That is right folks, some Americans have bought the Mothership. What next? Will I be pointed wine critic? We are all going to (gonna) get well.

“Hush, child, the Klan are the ghosts of our Confederate dead, riding at night to keep us safe”.

Yee-haw.

I am underwhelmed. Main stream media are pushing the whole “victory over fascism” approach, as if fascism meant being fed up of being swamped by Jamaicans, Nigerians and Ukrainians.

Tricky one having Ukrainians at the fly past, they contributed an entire SS Division.

As to West Indians, West Africans, as in the Great War, they had a minimal role.Apart from contributing to the gene pool in Tooting.

I have been to Germany many times. Spot the difference, they are wealthy and can put hurty words online. Britain? A de facto police state on it’s uppers.

Digging through a box today, stored in the attic since 1996 and I came across a tape of Hank Williams. I had to explain to an adult what a “tape” was. St Augustine and Proust both had much to say on the topic of memory.

1996 and I am driving from Stranraer to Hull. All my gear was packed and the only tape to play was Hank Williams so he kept me company to Yorkshire. What happens when you play a country and western song backwards? You fiancee comes back, your dawg doesn’t die and your house isn’t burned down.

In a spare moment I had a look for an article in the “Express” (don’t laugh). Apparently the army are sending a top team to catch rioters (for which read fed up working class whites) in Britain. Cooper is tub thumping, “justice” swiflty dispensed and jails to be filled with political prisoners. (One wonders how this plays out in the US, France?)

Where does the animosity come from? Decades of repressive policing? Plod that focus on catching “hurty words” offenders rather than burglars and muggers? Perhaps we ought to ask Latisha and Wesley in Norfolk?

I just do not get it. After decades of moaning about inequality “WASPI” are now complaining that they have the right to work as long as men. As someone who had a few cancer scares these past months I don’t know what the problem is.

Hey – Mum – keep that obituary dusted off.

“Coughing up blood”.

My guess is that Julian Assange, currently the UK’s foremost political prisoner, will disappear into a Supermax jail and be killed, as Dr David Kelly was subject to fake “suicide”.

I don’t think the Wikileaks boss deserves such a fate.

Given the censorship on the FB page is it time to bail out and have this as our main page? Or…a new one? Privacy settings would need to be high but WordPress don’t seem to be as fearful and Stalinist as Mr Zuckerburg. Whaddya think?