Here’s some more bite-sized goodness. Continue reading
Licking a scone in Muffin Break while a stranger looks on, uncertainly
The study of etiquette is fraught with such questions. Continue reading
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Ear ear
I was cleaning my ear with a cotton bud the other day when it occurred to me that cotton buds are specifically marketed as something you shouldn’t put in your ear. Continue reading
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Here is my Advent confession. Continue reading
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IM NT RITIN LK THS THO, I DO HAV STNDRDS. Continue reading
University
I was chatting with a colleague the other day about his son at University. I asked what he was doing. Continue reading
Disney Star Wars
A great disturbance in the Force as if a million Star Wars geeks cried out and then were suddenly silenced (by the realisation of how awesome Finding Nemo is). Continue reading
Presumably a risk of getting curly hair
THIS TOASTER HAS BEEN CLASSIFIED AS MEDIUM RISK. Continue reading
Nights of saying “ichi” and “ni”
And do all triangles have 180 degrees in them? Continue reading
Frankly my dear…
If only Inspector Morse was still alive, I could write to him and point this out. Continue reading
Customer service is not hard
Engineering work has meant half the trains I take to work just don’t exist, and the others are taking a tortuous, circuitous route o’er hill and down dale. Continue reading
The Chrlog 