School’s Starting AGAIN :(
fishy: sigh, im gonna miss you guys when you go back to the institute of learning…
ana: the what now?
kaley: i think he means school…
ana:…or prison?
isabel: ugh not this again! summer just flew by!
caitlin: so true, so true…
fishy: and you guys USED to take me to classes in your fancy tote bags! but not anymore… đŚ
kaley: oh come on fishy… i know lets talk about something else now…
caitlin: hey, it’s isabel’s birthday on the 26th right?
isabel: (nods)
ana: who cares?! DEMI LOVATOS BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 20TH!! AND JOE JONAS’ WAS ON THE 15TH!
fishy: *rolls eyes*
kaley: ew…
fishy: anyway… ooh! i know! i’ll get you a waffle iron for your birthday, isabel!!!!
isabel: heh heh, thanks fishy, but-
fishy: i insist!
kaley: fishy! you have NO money remember?
fishy: yes i do! *holds out $20 bills*
caitlin: where did you get-
kaley: hey, why is my wallet EMPTY???
fishy: oh that was YOUR wallet?… whoops… *runs*
kaley: GET BACK HERE!!!!! *runs after him*
*ana, isabel, and caitlin all sit in silence; faint crashing noises are heard from outside*
ana: so…
caitlin: well guys have a great last few weeks of summer!
isabel: and when you start school again-
ana: RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!!
isabel:-just don’t panic…
caitlin: bye guys!
(from outside)kaley: get back here you crazy fish!!!!!!!
What up with fishy?
Fishy: (deep breathing and sucking his thumb…or fin or whatever)
Caitlin: whats up with you fishy?
Kaley:Â i bet he is scared because he got his-
Fishy: WHOA i thought we said we wouldnt talk about that on the web!
Kaley: sorry….i couldnt help it…..
Ana: i know why he is scared…..
Isabel: dido! (high fives ana)
Kaley: tell……me…….(snarles and foams at the mouth at ana and isabels feet)
Isabel: okay we-
Ana: I WANNA SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isabel: fine…….(mumbles something about a taser)
Ana: okay isabel and me-
Caitlin: Isabel and I
Ana: im talking about me, hello
Fishy: (slaps head and throws old sock at kaley)
Kaley: HEY
Fishy: sorry i have bad aim….
Ana: like i was saying….isabel and I (ahem caitlin grammar queen ahem) are getting a PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fishy: (screams like a little girl)
Caitlin: why is that so bad?
Kaley: well when fishy was just a little wee one (heh heh lol wee one) he was at a pet store……and he met a little fella named bruiser……he was a…
Isabel: dog?
Kaley: Cat
Ana: okay then……….
Kaley: let me finish….that cat had a cute face, and when fishy first saw it he said “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww shes soooooooooooooooo cute! whos a cute kitten, whos a good little baby girl!” and that was the biggest mistake of his life
Caitlin: why?
Fishy: bruiser was a boy
All: ahhhhhhhhhh
Fishy: and he called over his pal named buddy, and HE was a dog
Kaley: i thought that was a ferret…Â
Fishy: NO! ferrets are the things that have the fat butts! anyway…….and thats why i have this funny looking scar…
Isabel: uh fishy, thats a pizza sauce stain
Fishy: Oh… then i guess it was all a dream…
Caitlin: Then how did you know about it kaley?
Kaley: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i cant remember… but tell us more about the puppy, guys!
Ana: ok he is 4 months old and he is and shetland sheepdog (sheltie) and he looks extrememly cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
isabel: yeah! shelties basically look like collies (i.e. lassie) but waaaaay shorter…
in fact… did you know they come from shetland? the same place those little shetland ponies come from…
fishy: im guessing shetland is also know as munchkin land…
ana: yeah! isabel would fit right in!!
isabel: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Ana: anyway… we are getting him this saturday (aka in 2 days!!!!!!!!!!) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ              Â
Isabel: we are also having a welcome home party for him on monday i think
Fishy: is his name……..ORLANDO BLOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????
Kaley: why would he be named that?
Fishy: because orlando is a hunksickle!
Ana: his name is jamie!!!!!! ⤠that was supposed to be a heart….i will post some picks of him l8r
All: bye ppl!
FISHY: and a partridge in a pear tree!!!
All: fishy!
MUSICALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
fishy: me me me me doe re mi fa sooooooooooooooooooooooo-
kaley: OW! my ears!
isabel: fishy you should stop before you-
window breaks, glass shatters, cow stampede, avalanche
isabel: nevermind, funny thats what happens when hannah montana sings…
caitlin: ok fishy, (im going to regret saying this but…) why are you singing?
fishy: you should know!
caitlin: uh…because they made a waffle iron land?
ana: fisha just told you she has a closet filled with pictures of you?
kaley: hmmmm…*snaps* You just saw Justin Timberlake!
isabel: what?
fishy: nevermind that, but im singing because of the play that -drum roll please-
kaley rolls a drum by
fishy: ISABEL AND CAITLIN STARRED IN AT THEIR SCHOOL!!!!
caitlin and isabel blush…
isabel: oh yeah, i had to sing with a waffle head and fall in LOVE with him!
fishy: HEY! do not mock the waffley goodness of waffles!!!!!!!!!
ana: yeah and our dad tried to video tape the performance and the principal came over to him and told him video taping is illegal
fishy: yet he still did it anyway
caitlin: and i had to play an evil queen! which was actually kinda fun…ahhh good times, good times
kaley: man, i miss being at your guys school… im missing all the good stuff… all they have at my school is a chug a weiner contest
fishy: OHHH! if only there was a chug a waffle contest…
ana: ok then…
caitlin: ana why didnt you try out for the play?
ana: uhhhhhhhh…welll…youu see… uhh i was…on vacation that day!
kaley: but isabel managed to go try out, and shes your sister!
ana: ok ok, i didnt try out because i thought it was- isabel and caitlin cover your ears- nerd-ish, especially when i saw one of my…um, rather odd… classmates (i’ll just call her “Bob”) in a mini skirt and ballerina outfit dancing and doing jumps and…excuse me
ana runs to bathroom and starts gagging
kaley: ok then, while ana is gagging, we will tell you some tips if your stage fright but really want to try out
caitlin: just picture everyone in their underwear! (extra bonus if theyre HOT)
fishy: what if their not wearing undies?! these are the questions that haunt me in the night
isabel: just concentrate on what your doing and dont even worry about the audience
fishy: but what if you forget your lines and stare in the audience and *BLEAGH* puke????
kaley: then fishy you should act like it was supposed to happen and make a dance out of it (do the pukey!)
ana: auggggghh…what i miss
isabel: Bob
ana: what are you talking abou- ohhh man! isabel i will kill you! hold on again
runs to the bathroom starts pukeing
fishy: OOOH! the pukey!
kaley: this was a very interesting discussion…
all: bye!
Spring Break For Friends With Fins
fishy: (packing bags)
kaley: uh…fishy….do i want to know?
fishy: oh… um, sorry guys i just decided i will go on a trip with my true love…MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
isabel: ok…
ana: why are you going fishy?
fishy: well……..ITS SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!!
kaley: oh yeah!
caitlin: finally, time to catch up on my sleeping!
isabel: im going to go see a couple movies…
kaley and ana: SODA AND SLEEPOVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
caitlin: when are you coming back, fishy?
fishy: oh, i hadn’t really thought about that yet…i mean its supposed to be a long trip there…
ana: where are you going?
fishy: a place called… acrosse thy Street
kaley: wow…
caitlin: dont you mean across the street?
fishy: pssshhhhhhh…..jushhhhh…..dushhhh….uhhhh….no…pssshhhh
ana:Â ok then…
isabel: well, if you dont know what to do over your long, awesome spring break…
kaley: we have some tips for YOU
ana: 1. get together with some of your friends and just hang out and do whatever (in my case practice with my band or go to a skateboarding competition)
fishy: that is if you have friends
kaley: fishy! (throws deluxe waffle iron at fishy)
fishy: Hey!…wait is this from my antique collection that i got from fbay?! You MONSTER!!!! You monster!
caitlin: 2. 3 words, SHOP TIL YOU DROP!
fishy: that’s 5 words you little-
ana runs and dives to cover fishy’s mouth
fishy: mumnuom mounm nnmmm….
isabel: 3. take some time to read a book or study for a test coming up!
all stare at isabel
isabel: …and more shopping
fishy: *cough* nerd *cough cough*
kaley: fishy do you need to see the nice big man with the cozy jacket, and the big needle and fuzzy room?
fishy: NO! i do not need to see the plumber!
all: bye everyone! Have a great spring break!
strange man comes in with wrench and other plumbing tools
kaley: hi dad hows the sink coming along-
fishy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the plumber of DOOM!!!!
fishy starts running and crashes into walls along the way
all (except fishy):HA HA HA HA!
ana: bye everyone!
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Fishy Cottontail??
fishy: here comes fishy cottontail, hoppin down the bunny trail, hippity hoppity easters on its waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
kaley: uhhh… fishy, what was that all about?
caitlin: and what is this “bunny trail” you speak of?
isabel: forget that, when did you get a cotton tail?? (eyes suspicious looking tail)
fishy: since it started snowing last night!!!
kaley: WHAT?! (runs to the window)
ana: holy halibut! wait… why the heck did i just say that?
kaley: aww fishy… we know how much you wanted to go easter egg hunting…
(caitlin gets towel and wipes snow off fishy, ana and isabel comfort fishy)
isabel: i have an idea! (runs outside with coat, wallet and car keys)
kaley: wait you can’t drive yet!!! (runs after her)
isabel: as far as you know!
caitlin: i wonder what they’re up too…
ana: in the mean time… waffles anyone?
time passes… kaley and isabel come back covered in frost and big shopping bags
kaley: i managed to pry her away from her moms car, and we took our bikes instead… ACHOOO!!!!!!!!
isabel: cough cough…. did you know the nearest easter supply shop is six miles away!!!???
fishy: sniffle…what did you get?…
isabel and kaley: TA-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(both whip out easter eggs, chocolate rabbits, decorations, and a bunny suit for fishy)
fishy: OHHH! (slips on bunny suit and starts hopping around)
ana: oh i get it! an INDOOR easter party!
fishy: (smiles happily and shreds away at a chocolate bunny)
kaley: GROUP HUG!!!!!
all: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
fishy: Happy…munch munch…Easter everyone!
Happy Valentines Day! (With a Heartfelt Fish)
fishy: ahhhhhh, love is in the air….. (takes big whiff) and it smells like heart shaped waffles!
kaley: happy valentines day whoever is reading this!
isabel: who is reading this anyway? only about 3 people visit this thing per month!
ana: yeah and its normally just us…
fishy: nuh uh!!!!! fisha (sighs and smiles) visits it sometimes!
caitlin: that was one time, when she came to do our online interview thing….
ana: soooo… what do we do now?
(all sigh… some pick up books or musical scripts, fishy fiddles with his precious waffle iron)
fishy: ooh ooh ooh! lets talk about what to get your valentine!
kaley: even better… lets talk about what NOT to get your valentine!
all: yeah!
caitlin: i recommened not filling your sweethearts locker with flowers… ESPECIALLY IF ITS A GUY…
fishy: yeah! and it just creates more work for the school janitor… đŚ
ana: and don’t blow all your money on candy; it gets old, and ruins your pearly whites… no one benifits from that (‘cept the dentist)
isabel: try making stuff! it says “i like you, and i decided to make you something with my own two hands!!”
ana: AND its cheap!
fishy: just don’t get what i got for fisha last year…
kaley: ohh yeah! this is a good story! (whips out popcorn)
fishy: well it all started when…
FLASHBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fishy: here you go fisha, happy valentines day!
fisha: why uh… thank you, darling… umm… what exactly is it…
fishy: a heart shaped waffle of course made of sugar, honey…
(fisha throws waffle in his face and waddles away)
fishy: AND love!!!! fisha! come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! nooooooooooooooooooooo…
END OF FLASHBACK!
fishy: and she never took my love seriously again… (hangs head in shame)
all (‘cept fishy) laugh hysterically
fishy: hey!!!! it was humilating, and i will never… uh who were we talking about?
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OH YEAH! NEW YEAR NEW YEAR NEW YEAR NEW YEAR!!!
caitlin: hey everybody! welcome to the fishyteam’s blog- 2008 VERSION!!!
kaley: uhhh… it looks the same.
fishy: no it doesn’t!! look! i think…. wait… no wait never mind
isabel: oh fishy đ you poor poor fish
fishy: im no poor poor fish! i got 50 waffley irons from baby new year!!
ana: BABY NEW YEAR?!
caitlin: fishy, i think you’re getting baby new year confused with santa claus…
fishy: nope! i was walking downtown today and some guy in a diaper just handed me some waffley irons… said he was baby new year!
all (except fishy): whaaaat??
fishy: well if you can’t comprehend my advanced and educated mind…. lets get back on topic!
kaley: no offense fishy, but we never really have a topic on here… and only about 5 people visit this site any way…
isabel: ok guys we just wanted to come on here so we could wish you a happy 2008!
all: bye!!!
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kaley: oh yeah! P.S. a lot of you wanted to know what fishy looks like… here ya go! my favorite picture of fishy!
 
We FISH you a Merry Christmas!!
fishy: woot woot! finally!! christmas is here!!!
kaley: yeah! i cant’t believe it!! after about 500 hours of school, boredom, and school, OUR WINTER BREAK IS HERE!!
caitlin: now wait a minute guys… did you forget we have to write a report over break!!!???
isabel: WHAT?! report?! on what?!
fishy: i think it was something about the liberal use of mistletoe…
ana: well im not doing it! its just another way “the man” is trying to keep us down!!
kaley: and who is this “man” you speak of?… isnt your writing teacher a girl any way?
caitlin: any way…
isabel: i say we write a really bad report and sacrifice it to a tiki god!!
caitlin: OK!! enough already… we just wanted to get on the computer to wish you all a merry christmas!!!
fishy: oh yeah…
kaley: sorry…
ana & isabel: we forgot..
fishy: everybody now!!!
all (including YOU, person-who-is-reading-this):
WE FISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
WE FISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
WE FISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
GOOD TIDINGS WE BRING
TO YOU AND YOUR FISH
GOOD TIDINGS FOR CHRISTMAS
 fishy: AND A HAPPY NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAR!!!!!!
WE ARE BACK!!!
fishy: ha ha ha ha!!! we are BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!
caitlin: yup, and we are going to try to be better than ever!
isabel: definetly… hey where are kayley and ana?
fishy: something about pudding i think…
isabel: ????
caitlin: uh well… they were having a very (LOUD) debate about throwing things at each other…
kayley(from outside): THROW ONE MORE THING AT ME AND I’LL-
(loud bang is heard, kayley runs into the room)
kayley: ana threw another waffle iron at me!!!!!!
isabel: figures… i get that everyday… (indicates the waffle shaped indentation on her back)
caitlin: ana! get in here!
ana: what the heck is it?!
caitlin: quit throwing stuff at people!
fishy: yeah! though… (examines waffle iron) this is an expensive original Cuisinart waffle iron…. can i…?
isabel: keep it fishy…
fishy: yeah!! (rushes off with waffle iron, mumbling about strawberry-rhubarb waffles)
kayley: ok guys…we need to come up with a christmas present for fishy…. ana drop the frying pan!!
isabel: NOT ON MY FOOT!! (hops up and down… rubbing foot)
to be continued…
Favorite video/picture of the week
Fishy: Everyone we are going to have a new page on the fishy website!
All: New page ohh ha ha
Fishy: We will pick a favorite video or picture every week or so
All: New page ohh ha ha
Fishy: We will maybe even say something speical about the picture/video
All: New page ohh ha ha
Fishy: Enough with the ohh ha ha thing
Isabel: New page ohh h- ha ba blah blah
Fishy: Anyway… like I said there will be 1 or 2 videos a week all from youtube!
Kaley: Yay YOUTUBE!!!
Fishy: I hope you enjoy them!
All: Bye!Â
The Fishy Team 