Getting a second onesie over the top of the first is appallingly difficult and unpleasant, because the material seems to stick and the contortions generate nasty crunching noises from my shoulders.. The two thermal t-shirts below the first layer probably don’t help. The gilet, thick socks and balaclava are simple but by that time I’m getting a bit sticky sweaty!
Why do I put myself through this idiotic Houdini routine on a pitch black January morning with temperature way below freezing and flakes of snow wrung out of the gloom?

Scrunching my posterior down onto an ice-encrusted kayak seat as I paddle out into the glow of dawn doesn’t help.
However, self-doubt vanishes in an instant when the first golden nugget of nature makes itself seen, or heard. All the effort and stupidity of a kayak trip in early Jan is suddenly worthwhile.
A couple of days ago it was the tremulous call of a Great Northern Diver that grabbed my attention as I paddled out. A contact call to a nearby bird, possibly its own offspring.
I stopped paddling and drifted closer to the beefy and impressive diving bird with the dagger-like bill. What a cracking sight and a great start to the day, and the year,

A couple of recent trips have been out of Fowey. It’s not only superbly scenic but also superbly sheltered so a perfect place to dodge the winter waves of the open sea.

Just out along the coast I heard a soft noise which rang a bell in the back of my brain but initially couldn’t place, as I have certainly never heard it south of the Scottish Border before…the cooing of Eider Ducks!
Far ahead I could see a line of gleaming gems bobbing on the surface and as I got closer these resolved into a tight pack of 18 birds…11 smart black-and-white drakes competing for the attention of seven neatly dappled brown females.

They were so busy rearing up and uttering their ‘caw-hooooo’ they didn’t notice me sneaking up nearby.

Cooing Eiders…a Cornish first for me. I have heard that a single pair have successfully bred nearby in recent years so hopefully I can report on the arrival of some fluffy Eider chicks in May.
Bear with me if this is a bit ornithologically esoteric…yikes, beginning to sound like Melvyn Bragg.
I was very pleased to catch a glimpse of this ‘duck’ in the grey monochrome of St. Mawes Bay yesterday…a Red-necked Grebe.
It’s not much to look at but quite a rarity and as a lifelong bird fan it made my day. I have only seen less than ten of this species.

And so to the the major excitement of the start of the year….DOLPHINS.
For the Lone Kayaker dolphins are off-the-scale excitement every time. They are challenging enough to observe from a kayak during the calm seas and t-shirt order of high summer, but in winter that challenge escalates enormously. Mainly due to the weather.
Take a close look at this wind map of Storm Goretti, the most extraordinary I have ever seen. It is a hurricane-esque scene with Bude, and Holsworthy where I live just ten miles further east, right in the eye of the storm.
Green and Royal Blue are light winds, red, pink, purple, violet and (hardly ever used) lilac are strong/very strong/ very very strong winds.

You can see that in Bude the wind is lightish from the south, with complete calm. the royal blue banana shape, twenty miles to the west. Only twenty to thirty miles further, however, past the red line of a ‘normal’ gale, the wind is blowing a violent storm from the northwest, at 70 knots plus.
Incredible, in fact I heard the wind approaching like a freight train while I was in the shower…with the window open to let out the steam (hot air)
Anyway, this sort of crazy weather means the sea is a complete no-go for the next few days, possibly a week, whilst the swell subsides.
Fortunately the sea dis subside a week later so the dolphin door was opened…destination Torbay!

Although the open sea was still quite lumpy on 6 Jan the Common Dolphins performed. They were busy feeding and not as curious as normal about the weirdo wrapped up like Shackleton in his yellow kayak, but an absolute joy to watch as always.
Dolphins exude 100% positivity and I always end up with a vacuous grin after an encounter. Despite not being able to feel the end of my nose with the chill.

There is always something interesting going on. This time it was the cameo appearance of a trio of very large and dark-looking Common Dolphins…probably blokes, I suspect.

Two days ago, also off Torbay, conditions were just, but only just, OK for another dolphin hunt. Although the wind was light there was a residual easterly chop and once again it was a parky sub-zero start.
It is very worth getting out to the action hotspot as the sun appears, however, because that is when the Gannets are circling and the guls are swirling. Lots of baitfish near the surface.

Companions for the Lone Kayaker were Will and Isabelle, The Dolphin Lady.
The Dolphin dream-team.

And boy, were we treated to a memorable three hours. There were dolphins everywhere, scattered about feeding in the swirling waters off the headland.
They seemed to be mainly juveniles or sub-adults, but there were several mother-and-calf pairs including one or two very young and very pale-looking young calves who zipped about in our bow wave as though it was the best time of their lives.

I tried to estimate numbers but it was almost impossible. A very conservative tally would be 60, but it was in reality probably well over the ton. I’ll record it as 60.
Isabelle was certainly in her element
Just when we thought that the area was full up with dolphins, another pod would come speeding in to join in:
One individual, which looked like an adult, had a dorsal fin so mangled it was virtually missing…a speedboat injury or being caught up in a trawl net, I suppose.
A good one for individual id by DolphinZone…

Being a cold mid-winter morning there were not many other craft on the water. However Mr. Fish was being his usual enthusiastic self and enjoying the dolphins as much as the fishing:

For ten minutes the engrossing entertainment was interrupted by a completely bizarre interlude and a first for me:
I noticed a long pale ‘streamer’ trailing behind Will’s kayak and thought something was falling out of his kayak’s tankwell, although I couldn’t imagine what.
OMG, it’s a fish and OMG on steroids…it’s a Lamprey!!! A good 2ft long!
Stuck with it’s sucker mouth onto the stern of Will’s kayak…..WHAAAATT?
Absolutely extraordinary…what on earth did it think it was doing, and where did it come from, and how on earth do they ever find anything to stick to in the vast ocean? Obviously not very much or it wouldn’t try to get a mouthful of rotomoulded plastic!
As is evident in this video, I do find them a bit creepy.
It looked a bit soul-less and very alien and I wouldn’t trust it not to suddenly un-suck and attach itself to my neck, or wherever.


This is the first up close Lamprey I have ever seen, although I have come across them twice before.
Once on the bank of the River Wye…half eaten by an otter.

And once attached to a Basking Shark near Land’s End in 2021…you can see a clutch of Lampreys waving about on this behemoth’s pectoral and anal fins…look closely.

So…there we go…a wonderfully varied, thrilling and quirky start to the year.
Will it continue in the same manner…yes please!







































































































