I Found Your Personal Kokomo

No, this sculpture isn’t in the sleepy beach town that I’ll you about if the left hemisphere of my brain doesn’t talk me out of it. The sleepy beach town that I loved so much on my recent trip does not have that gigantic, beautiful sculpture. That’s in Playa del Carmen where I arrived after taking the ferry from San Miguel, Cozumel.

My goal on this trip was to evaluate two towns in Mexico in my quest to choose my next home. My one set in stone demand is that my future home is close enough to a beach where I can grab a cuppa in the morning and walk to waves and have my toes in the sand. See below. I was teaching myself to order coffee in Spanish at 7:21 a.m. across the street from the beach. If you’re a traveler, keep the Google translate app handy on the front screen of your phone.

(Just a couple days after that trip, my desire to move somewhere warm and sunny was reinforced when at home the outdoor temp was 8 degrees (-13 degrees celsius) and we had about 10 inches of snow) The first four nights of my trip were in the very colorful town of San Miguel on the island of Cozumel.

There are many wonderful things about Cozumel; the jungles, the Aztec ruins, fantasic restaurants and that it’s surrounded by sandy beaches and warm Caribbean water. But…during the day when the cruise ships deposit another couple thousands of tourists into San Miguel, it feels like Spring Break all day most days. My friend Bel, who writes for International Living and lives on the island several blocks north of the madness, says that her neighborhood is nothing like the port area. The best time to visit San Miguel, Cozumel is likely to be during the summer months if you want to avoid the crowds. When I retire, I don’t want to have to battle crowds just to get to Starbucks or the beach at 7:00 in the morning.

So after I took the ferry to the mainland, I rented a car and drove north to the beach town that might change my life.

I had arrived at my AirBNB earlier and it was literally a 50 yard walk to the beach. I hated it though, so I moved to a very affordable mom and pop hotel that had this view. It was completely stunning how affordable this hotel was. I took the above picture from my balcony. It wasn’t super luxurious, but I just used it to sleep eight hours each night.  I’ll give you the name at the end of this article.

Keep in mind that I was visiting this small beach town during the high season. It was the first week of January, the time when so many northerners from Canada and the States flood Mexico to get away from the snow. And I walked into a hotel and got the best room in the building immediately. I’m not saying that it was a bad hotel. It wasn’t. I’m saying that just about every other beach town like Tulum or any of the Playa named towns on the east side of Mexico were likely Spring Break for the over 60 set.

Am I advertising for Corona? Not necessarily, but if they want to sponsor my travels if I keep taking pictures like this, I won’t complain.

Everyone’s question when they are looking to move to other countries is “Is the cost of living really less than at home. The answer is yes, with a caveat. I was stayling down by the beach and I was only there three days. I’d estimate that restaurant meal prices were about 25% less than in the States. Walking down the street I was chatted up by a Canadian woman who said she lived in the middle of town and her impression was that the further you are from the beach, the costs get lower. I didn’t need to go away from the beach area though because there was a supermarket in this town that rivals any supermarket in the States.

One thing that I loved about this community was the music. One evening I was just walking around the neighborhood and I heard music. I followed the music until I  found a very nice three floor restaurant called La Sirena. Each floor had something different going on, and I followed the beautiful Spanish music to the third floor open air bar where people were dancing with reckless abandon. Loud, happy, and spinning everywhere. I stepped into the middle of the celebration and soaked in the joyous atmosphere.

I was so immersed in the moment that I didn’t take a picture. This is from La Sirena’s website. Apparently it always looks like this.

But the intoxicating Spanish music wasn’t just at this bar, it was everywhere. There were traditional troubadours who would just walk up to the outdoor seating of restaurants. During the day there were traditional mariachi bands that would just set up on a sidewalk. On the beaches there were traditional Aztec singers and dancers. Also, near my hotel there was a Music Hall that had live classic rock for the the over 60 folks visiting town.

At 4:00 pm they block off the main street so the restaurants can have outside seating. Look at that picture! During the busy season for heading south and the street is so chill.

This (below) was my favorite coffee shop that I wnt to daily. It’s named The Local Cafe. Absolutely great!

Open at 7:00

So where is this incredible sleepy beach town? It’s Puerto Morelos which is about halfway between Cancun and Tulum. The next time you’re in Mexico, don’t drive by the Puerto Morales exit to spend more in Cancun or Tulum. I’d rather stay here.

Thanks for reading!  ~Phil

 

Driving Under The Influence of Being Foreign

When we go on vacations many of us rent cars when we get to our destination city. Rarely do we regret that decision. But if you do it in a foreign country, you may not realize what you got yourself into. And when I say “you”, I mean me in Mexico this past week. “I’ve been driving for decades. It’s just regular driving.” Or is it? Hit this PhilliversTravels link to find out how that went

Yes, I’m Still in Mexico. Visit Me At My Other Bog

Yes, I’m still in Mexico enjoying my “Walkabout” and also trying not to worry when I don’t know something. There’s all kinds of things to learn, like how does a country as big as Mexico even function using pesos? And why are there wild jungle animals everywhere? My big win today was getting my clothes washed at a Mexican laundromat. Just pop over to Phillivers Travels to see what else I’ve been up to!

Today Find Me At My Other Blog!

Today go visit me at my travel blog, https://philliverstravels.com/ , where I’m begining to explore the world and look for my new home! First stop, Mexico! I’m on my way there this morning. You can also follow my week in Mexico on Instagram where I’m Phillivers_Travels

Come with me, I don’t want to walk the Earth alone!

The Phil Factor Psychic Predictions for 2026

Yes, it’s my most popular post to help you plan for the new year.  You’re probably wondering if I’m really a psychic. The answer seems to be yes. In 2015 I posted my first “psychic predictions” article, intending just to be funny. But in those predictions I got some of them spot on right. I thought, “hey, maybe just luck, right?” Then in 2016 I did it again. I posted ten psychic predictions and by the end of the year I got most of them correct again. Yes, some of the predictions you’ll read here today are meant to be humorous, but the other ones are intended to be completely serious. Enough of my blabbering! Let’s get to the psychic stuff!

Is It Going to be “The End of The World As We Know It”?

The short answer is n0. But don’t get too comfy. We will have a scare involving artificial intelligence taking things into it’s own hands. Does A.I have hands? Some A.I. robots do for sure but they aren’t going to be pushing any big red buttons. It’s the computer/servor based A.I. that worries me. Some A.I. platforms are doing things autonomously and they very clearly have developed the ability to have opinions. As I’ve said before. The United Nations can’t leave A.I. to each country. It’s got to be a collaborative effort.

Pic from International Moving Company

Americans flee the country for good in incredible numbers! Amongst tremendous and consistent political turbulence and unaffordable costs of living, the number of Americans moving to Europe and other countries will be reported to be unlike any generation before. The rest of the world will not be really thrilled about this development, but they will be very understanding.

Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco. Getty images

Selena and Benny Divorce: I’m always sad when I have to predict the dissolution of a marriage. It’s not going to be because of cheating. It’s because Benny is never home. I’m not sure if this is a psychic prediction or not because in one afternoon, twice I saw Benny walking around Santa Monica on his cell phone with no Selena in sight. About two months later my son saw Benny going to the movies with no Selena in sight. They’re just not spending enough time together. They’re staying together not for the kids, because they don’t have any. They’re staying together for the album that was released in March.

The Drones will be back! Isn’t it interesting that the drones that were prominent in the northeast for several months last year and haven’t been mentioned AT ALL in the last year?  There were nightly drone sightings on the news for months and as soon as I wrote about them, they disappeared.  That’s super suspicious. I haven’t seen any news features say, “Where the heck did the drones go?” Don’t worry, they’ll be back in about four months. Yes, four months.

No One Will Want Wicked 3. In the immortal words of Conan O’Brien, “It’s the perfect movie for anybody who’s ever finished watching The Wizard of Oz and thought, ‘Sure, but where did all the minor characters go to college?” Wicked 3 will bomb at the box office.

The Royals!  King Chuck will make fewer and fewer public appearances, fueling speculation of his ability to lead the country. When it was suggested that he step away to focus on his health he said, “Aww man! I just got the job! My mum had it forever before she keeled over. It’s not fair!”. Then he mistook a balloon dog for his crown.  Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been stripped of all official Royal Family affilations. As he worked at a Tim Horton’s in Cape Spear, New Foundland, he was quoted as saying, “I don’t work here because I have to but because I want to.” Yeah, sure Andy, just get me my hash browns.

That job won’t last long because Trump will annex the remote Canadian island and declare Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor the King of that territory.

Megan Markle will leave Prince Harry for actor/comedian Pete Davidson. See below.

That’s my guy. Pete, I’ve always got your back.

Personally, I predict I will travel the world and write about it. I’ll return to these psychic predictions any time one of them comes true and in June to see how my predictions are holding up. I’ll also add new predictions as they pop into my head so that you’ll always be prepared for anything the crazy world is going to throw at us.

Have a great 2026. I know I will. Thanks for reading! ~Phil

Why YOU Did Your New Year Resolutions Wrong!

Good morning and welcome to the next year of your life. YOU did your resolutions wrong. Whether you wrote about them online, posted them on Facebook, or just said them aloud to your friends, you did it wrong. “I want to lose ten pounds,” or maybe you said, “I want to be more organized in 2026! Perhaps you might have gone the “I’m going to learn something new!” route. Regardless, you were wrong, wrong, WRONG! Yes, that last wrong was said in frustration at you. At the whole human race in fact.

Last night I was watching one of those insipid New Year’s Eve countdown shows and they had clips of about fifteen different celebrities saying their resolutions. These were famous, talented people who have displayed their skills for the world to see. Surely people like this must have grand goals they aspire to, right? Nope. They wanted to lose the same ten pounds as you and “live more in the moment” in 2025. Ugh. Snoozefest. Zzzzzz Zzzzzzz Zzzzzzz. That was me last night dozing off because I was bored with the whole human race and their pathetically small aspirations.

What is wrong with people? Does no one aspire to greatness anymore? Does no one want to change the world, or even conquer it in some fashion? We’ve grown from a single cell organism to creatures that travel to outer space and have phones that can reach anyone anywhere on the planet at any time! Our history is filled with dreamers that wanted to achieve greatness just because they could! But this year, I didn’t hear any of them.

Guess what everybody? We only get one New Year beginning every year. Why squander it dreaming small? You know the old saying: “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you’ll die without oxygen in the void of space you’ll land among the stars.” If you set some mundane goal, you’ll never be excited about achieving it.

Here are my goals for 2026:

  1. Be chosen as Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine. Seriously, if Blake Shelton can win it, then it’s obviously open to anyone.
  2. Have one of my books achieve best seller status and sell the movie or TV rights.
  3. Resume doing stand-up comedy. Get my own special on Netflix.
  4. Sit down with Donald TrumpVladimir Putin and Volodmymyr Zelensky and tell them all to grow up and act like adults. Then I will broker a peace treaty between the countries.
  5. Get all my psychic predictions right and be acknowledged as the world’s greatest psychic who is consulted by world leaders. (This one may have to happen before #4.)

There. That’s how you set goals! Now get off your lazy asses, lose ten pounds AND change the world! Are you with me? If you are, put one of your ‘shoot for the moon‘ goals in the comments for all the world to see.

Have a great Thursday and an even better 2026! ~Phil

Unusual New Year Traditions from All Over The World

Pic from Fodor’s Travel

Universally New Years night or New Years Day means the same thing to everyone, except the Chinese, who do the same thing, but based on the Lunar year, and it’s a different date. Seems kind of snooty to me. That’s why I haven’t visited China yet. The rest of the world is on the same page as far as the date goes, but in other countries they celebrate the holiday in wildly different ways!

Spain and other Spanish speaking countries: In Spanish speaking countries the locals eat 12 grapes at the stroke of midnight on New Years Eve. Each grape represents good luck for each month of the upcoming year. Fortunately they didn’t choose grapefruit or watermelons!

Pic from The Economic Times

Denmark’s Plate Smashing Tradition: In Denmark it’s customary to throw dishes at your friends door on New Years Eve. The more broken dishes on your doorstep, the more popular you are. This is exactly why I don’t have any Danish friends.

Pic from SFGate

Japan’s Temple Bells Ringing: In Japan temples ring the temple bells 108 times at New Years Eve midnight to symbolize the 108 human sins in Buddhist belief. People gather to listen to the bells, hoping to leave the past behind. They only believe in 108 sins?!!? Have they not seen the internet yet?

South Africa’s Furniture Tossing: In some parts of South Africa it’s not uncommon for people to throw old furniture out their windows on New Years Eve. This act symbolizes letting go of the past and embracing the new. Coincidentally, hundreds of pedestrians are killed by falling furniture every New Years Eve.

Apparently Ecuadoreans are not fans of cartoon characters either

Ecuador’s Scarecrow Burning: In Ecuador, people create life-sized scarecrows, known as “Anos Viejos,” representing the old year. (there is supposed to be an accent over the n in Anos, but I don’t know how to do that). At midnight the Ecuadoreans light their effigies on fire, symbolizing burning away the past. Maybe if some Ecuadoreans visited South Africa on New Years day they could take care of all the New Years Eve furniture on the sidewalks.

Pic from The Nomad Today

Finland’s Predictive Metal Casting: It’s called Tinanvalanta. In Finland people predict the coming year by melting tin horseshoes and casting them into cold water. The resulting shape is believed to foretell a person’s future – a heart shape signifies love while a ship may mean travel. I have a similar tradition where I dip a chip (crisp) in some melted cheese and it foretells me eating a tasty chip.

Pic from Greek Herald

Columbia’s Empty Suitcase Stroll: Columbians take an empty suitcase and walk around their block at midnight, hoping it will bring travel and adventure in the coming year. I wonder how many couples break up because one actually took their suitcase and just kept going until they got to the airport?

Philippine’s Round Food Feast: Filipino’s believe that eating round fruits on New Years Eve bring prosperity and wealth in the coming year. How many shapes does food come in? Are there any parallelogram foods?

Pic from Big 7 Travel

Russia’s New Years Eve Divination: In Russia, it’s a tradition to write down a wish on a piece of paper, burn it, and then mix the ashes with a glass of champagne. They believe that drinking their burnt wishes will bring fulfillment of their wish. Apparently someone in Russia wished for a long, awful war.

Pic from Visit Scotland

Scotland’s First Footing: In Scotland the “First Footing” tradition involves being the first person to enter a friend or neighbors home home after the stroke of midnight, bringing symbolic gifts like coins, bread, salt, and whisky for good luck. Although I am a quarter Scottish, please don’t show up at my house at 12:01 this coming Sunday night. I’ll call the cops.

Have you noticed how destructive and dangerous most of these traditions are? It’s like half of them were concocted by pyromaniacs.

Happy New Year’s eve! I hope that you  have a great evening! Thanks for reading! ~Phil

Dear Singapore, Thanks For Stopping By

Pic from National Geographic Kids

As a blogger, I write to be read. Admittedly, I always look at my stats to see how many people have read my brillant dissertations on the human condition. You’re probably wondering why that picture of Singapore’s Supertree Grove is leading off this blog post. This is why:

Why in the world are hundreds of people in Singapore suddenly reading my blog? Now I’m Singapore’s biggest fan. Did you know that Singapore is an independent country comprised of 64 islands?

Other Singapore facts include that their unique language Singlish, mixes English with Malay, Tamil and Mandarin.

Singapore city skyline at night

As I mentioned in my travel blog, Singapore has the best airport in the world. You could comfortably live there for the rest of your life. Shhh…don’t show this article to the current occupant of the White House. He would probably immediately claim Singapore as the 51st state.

Pic from Economic Times

Yes, that is inside their airport.

I just want to say thanks to all the folks from Singapore that have been visiting my blog lately. I hope you enjoy it. Who am I kidding? If my blog was a joke in Singapore, I’d be happy for all the views. Hey Singaporians, while you’re here, why not buy some of my books? You might like them! Ignore the darts player book. I wonder if he gets pissed when people ask him if he’s Phil Taylor the blog guy?

Have any of my fellow bloggers had something like this happen when some weird group of people are suddenly reading your blogs like crazy?

Thanks for reading whether you’re from Singapore or anywhere else in the world.

The New Year’s Eve Guide For Boomers!

I’m not quite a Boomer, but I’m in line outside the Boomer stadium. Congratulations! Your Pontiac Fiero has taken you past the threshold of normal adulthood. Now as a bona fide Boomer, you’re faced with the perplexing challenge of navigating New Year’s Eve like an adult adult. (yes, I meant to say adult twice) Fear not boomer-in-training; I’m here to help you gracefully waltz into the new year without tripping over your slip-on Skechers. (BTW, Skechers feel free to contact me if you’d like to sponsor The Phil Factor.)

1. The Wardrobe Dilemma: Pajamas or Actual Pants?

So you invited neighbors Barb and George over for drinks and watching the apple, ball, or sponsored logo drop in Times Square. Now you face the age-old question of what to wear. As a Boomer, the struggle is real—do you opt for the sophistication of actual clothes or succumb to the allure of cozy pajamas? The answer: both. Consider rocking the “business casual on top, party on the bottom” look. That way, when the clock strikes twelve, no matter where you are, you can triumphantly kick your guests out and declare, “I’m ready for bed!” It’s your living room and you can damn well wear whatever you want. Pro tip: pajama jeans(Also Phil Factor sponsor opportunity available)

Pic from MarketWatch.com

2. Decoding the Art of Adult Conversations

Gone are the days of discussing the latest video games or keeping up with current music. As a Boomer, your conversations now revolve around mortgage rates, the stock market, and the enigma that is Boomering. (Yep, I invented the verb “Boomering” copyright pending.) Navigate the party small talk with poise, dropping gems like, “Have you diversified your investment portfolio lately?” or “Here’s how I get more calcium in my diet…” That’s always a crowd pleaser.

Pic from X.com

3. The Midnight Toast: A Symphony of Wine Glasses

Let’s be honest, we’re probably not staying up until midnight, right? But we can pretend we are and toast at 10:00. In our twenties, the midnight toast involved questionable shots and clashing beer mugs. Now, as a Boomer, it’s all about the symphony of wine glasses clinking together. Pro tip: choose a wine that pairs well with Boomering, like a robust red that complements the complex flavors of your frustration with the internet and “kids these days.”

4. Crafting Resolutions: From Skydiving to Financial Savvy:

While your younger self might have resolved to skydive or backpack across Europe, your grown-up resolutions are more practical. Consider pledging to finally organize  your decades old junk drawer, conquer the art of meal prepping, or become a master at assembling IKEA furniture without a single leftover screw.

5. Countdown Contemplations: Balancing Excitement and Responsibility

As the countdown commences, the challenge is to balance the excitement of the impending new year with how much stress you think your heart can tolerate. Take a moment to reflect on your accomplishments, like successfully adulting your way through tax season or paying for your daughters wedding in Maui.

Pic from Insider.com

6. Champagne Popping Mastery: No Eye Injuries, Please!

Boomers pop champagne with the finesse of seasoned sommeliers. Ensure a smooth and injury-free cork release by holding the bottle at a 45-degree angle, gripping the cork firmly, and twisting the bottle—not the cork. Remember, no one wants to start the new year with a champagne-induced black eye. Pro-tip: If you go cheap enough, you can find champagne with a screw cap. Don’t worry, Barb and George won’t know the difference and they may be dozing off on your couch by this time

7. Post-Celebration Recovery: The Hangover Survival Kit

In our twenties, a hangover was a badge of honor. As a Boomer, if we made the mistake of one too many drinks, it’s a serious matter that requires a well-prepared survival kit. Stock up on electrolyte-infused beverages, pain relievers, and a gourmet breakfast delivery service, because pancakes delivered to your door are the epitome of Boomer luxury.

So there you have it—the essential guide for Boomers navigating the temporary, whimsical world of New Year’s Eve. Remember, being a Boomer doesn’t mean losing your sense of humor; it just means you’ve upgraded from partying all night to laughing about it the next day. Here’s to embracing the chaos, celebrating the wins, and proving that being a Boomer can be as hilarious as it is rewarding.

Cheers to Boomering in 2026! Thanks for reading and Happy New Year! ~Phil

Ten Quotes: Donald Trump or Darth Vader?

10. “I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”

9. “In the end you’re not measured by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish.”

8. “I wouldn’t go to war with you people. You’re a bunch of dopes and babies.”

7. “I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

6. “Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.”

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5. “Now release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.”

4. “I actually don’t have a bad hairline.” 

3. Be careful not to choke on your convictions.”

2. “I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

1. I believe they like making me out to be something more sinister than I really am.”

So can you guess which 5 quotes are Darth Vader and which 5 are from Trump? Show me how smart you are in the comments. Also, the quotes in italics are from both. I just alternated lines to break up the monotony.

Have a great Saturday! ~Phil