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Future od Media

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj8ZadKgdC0

强奸犯的特征

有个美女到警察局报警,说:“我被强奸了”警察问:“知道强奸犯的特征吗?”美女说:“温柔、粗大、特长、体力好、有技巧、有经验、耐力好。。。。。”警察“。。。。”

wtf?

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Hair Cut Tells the Truth

Once, there was a very kind old barber in New York ....One day, a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he pays thebarber but the barber replies: 'I am sorry. I cannot accept money fromyou. I am doing community service.' The Florist is happy and leaves theshop.The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thankyou card and a dozen of roses waiting at his door.A policeman goes for a haircut and he also pays the barber after the cut.But the barber replies: 'I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I amdoing community service.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a thank you cardand a dozen donuts waiting at his door.A Malaysian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also pays thebarber after the cut. And the barber says: 'I am sorry. I cannot acceptmoney from you. I am doing community service.' The Malaysian softwareengineer is happy and leaves.The next morning when...