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diktat, furniture

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bang! executive chair / interior chair, red lacquered mdf   diktat is a range of furniture containing items related  to design standards today as chairs, lamps, storage ... ironically on the ambient doom, my work is a satire of the story-telling media.  you will find the presentation version of each product designed and photorealistic, for one narrative and the other direction, the others are descriptive and technical. playing on a memory now international, each object is a derivative of fantasy turning around its original fonction for light, store, sit ... taking position against a backward-looking design Diktat wants a range of objects of this semantically committed present.  by advocating simple design it provides a qualitative production and a optimized cost of production.  aaah! the last stair / three-drawer dresser, red lacquered panels arg... hung bulb / suspension cord to knot + socket crash! swings / wall shelf with variable spacing, red lacquered mdf h...

Can easily spend couple hours with this link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_megaprojects

cynical demeanour

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Kings Of Convenience - I'd Rather Dance With You

体检

去医院做体检,医生拿着我的报告单,说:“幸好你来得早啊…” 在我惊出一身冷汗的时候。。。 医生不慌不忙的说道:“再晚点,我就下班了。”

TAXI DRIVER

I was in a TAXI, the TAXI DRIVER said: I love this job! I am my own BOSS and nobody tells me what to do! Then I replied: Turn right after that street.

Good one!

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Ice Cream

Kirsten is a 2.5 yrs old toddler who her mum is blogging here . +++++++++++++ Recently, she did it again and this time, it had to be my bedroom, which happens to be the only room in the house without an access key (we had the doors replaced for the other 2 rooms). Naturally, I was reluctant to go through the whole door smashing debacle again, so we tried to talk her into opening the door on her own. Me: Baby, open the door! Kirsten: I’m too short, I cannot reach. Me: Yes you can. That’s how you locked it in the first place. Now I need you to try your best to unlock it yourself. Kirsten: I tried, I cannot open it. Me: Go grab the mattress and stand on it, you’ll be able to reach. Kirsten: The mattress is too heavy, I can’t…push…it…ARRGGHHH * grunting sounds while attempting to push the mattress * Me: Ok, stand on your tippie toes and try, you can do it. Kirsten: I’m too tired, I’m going to sleep. Me: NO WAKE UP! Don’t sleep, you need to open the door first. Ki...

Storseisundet Bridge

The Swell Season

骗人

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我们一起看着太阳下山。 在帐篷前,我们起了火。 围着火,你坐在旧轮胎上, 她坐在大树枝上, 我坐在小砖头上,开始胡言乱语, 你一句,他一句。 小小的火,被6-7人围着, 慢慢的,大家都累了,疲倦了。 想睡觉,但却不舍的失去任何快乐的时光。 就这样, 我们一起撑着。 唱唱歌,讲讲以后的未来。 笑一笑, 谈谈以前的八卦。 累了, 找了个帆布。 大家一起躺了下来。 向着天空,他说看到了流星。她说他在讲屁话。   不久后,她说她也看到了流星。真的假的,看着天空的我们马上说她在骗人。 女的说:真的,没有骗你们。男的说:吊,骗你有钱拿么? 看到焦急的他们,把我们都笑翻了。 过后,我就没有机会在一个无人的沙滩,静静的,躺着,看着天空。 直到现在,我还是没有看过流星。 最靠近的那一次,就是他们两都说看到。

Sleeping at Last