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Avada Whateva

July 13, 2011

I think I may be about to commit pop culture heresy.

I couldn’t care less about the final installment of the Harry Potter cinematic saga.

 Okay, so now that you, gentle muggle reader, have found another computer on which to read this article after destroying your previous monitor in a fit of outraged disbelief, please take a moment to let me explain why I have only a threadbare interest in the final (?) installment – and, despite my ambivalence, why I’ll still end up at the cinema, watching it unfold.  Read more…

That’s Kinda My Gimmick: “Community” and Pop Culture References

July 10, 2011

I recently discovered Community.  Featuring a diverse crowd of misfits in a Spanish study group at a community college, the show has quickly become one of my favourite sitcoms for its razor wit and its hilarious cast of characters.  But the show is perhaps known more for its endemic references to popular culture.  And it’s true: every episode of the show is littered with name-drops, allusions and parodies.  But uniquely, I’ve yet to find any reference that seemed out-of-place, jarring, or exclusive.  Even though several comments that are clearly references to some entity of entertainment have flown over my head, they have never made me feel like I’m missing the joke, even though I certainly am.  Why might this be?

Pens and pencils ready, class.  There may be a twenty-page paper, in Espanol, due on Monday.  Read more…

Setting the Right Tone…

July 4, 2011

So I’d heard quite a few good things about the television series Fringe.  The consensus seemed to be that it may have started off with a rocky first season that tried to balance an episodic procedural crime show with a satisfying overarching narrative arc, all overshadowed by wacky paranormal science fiction, but over time it only got better and better.

So I decided to check it out, and was happy to find it on rental at my local video store.  I put down my pocket-money and borrowed it, and was quickly drawn into the eerie and surprisingly complex world of the FBI fringe science division, full of science gone wrong, secretive organisations, psychoactive drugs, otherworldly observers, eating licorice at the morgue and forbiding patterns foreshadowing a grim future and an alternate world.

But the inside of the DVD case didn’t exactly… uh… set the right tone.

So maybe Hannah Montana is actually part of the first wave of evil from that parallel universe.  She does change her physical appearances after all…  😮

Watch This [Virtual] Space

June 10, 2011

It’s been a very long time since I have actually updated this blog. But, surprisingly enough, it isn’t actually dead. In fact, there are at least three or four potential posts on potentially fascinating subjects lurking in my drafts folder. So once this lovely collection of final assessment joins Shakespeare, Mozart and Firefly in the annals of history, I shall get around to actually posting them!

After all, who wouldn’t want to hear about my thoughts on rewatching one of my favourite shows?

It’ll be DY-NA-MITE!! (Say that with peppy emphasis)

 

Or how cool Iceland is?

Because AstroTurfing the front lawn isn’t enough.

 

Or why I’m shocked I hadn’t discovered comedy sooner.

 

Tune in in a couple of weeks and you’ll get all this and more! Unless I am in desperate need of procrastination, in which case, you might see it sooner…

The New Number for Sectionals: Song Choice in “Glee”

November 23, 2010

Those glee kids are never happy, are they? I mean, when you join a song-and-dance club, you’ve got to be anticipating some classic Broadway and a few crowd-pleasing rock-and-pop hits here and there. It’s a given, isn’t it? Well, the William McKinley High students seem to have been a bit fuzzy on what to expect. Last night’s episode of Glee, entitled The Substitute, was hardly the first to touch on the yearning of the teens to sing something modern. There have been complaints of too much ‘70s pop way back in the second episode of Season One. And it’s glee club teacher Will Schuester who ends up with the blame. Last night, the students lamented that they couldn’t remember the last time they’d sung something that wasn’t from the ‘80s.

Well, New Directions, you should probably be blaming yourselves for that predicament.

Since when did this need modernisation?

The Substitute culminated in a (horrid, in my opinion) mash-up of the timeless Singin’ in the Rain with Rihanna’s Umbrella. It’s not that these songs could never work together (Jamie Cullum is proof of that), but the method Glee chose was awkward: the whimsy of the musical is shoved, reluctantly, in between pounding bass and droning vocal refrain. I think it’s safe to say that my soul was crushed by the rendition, and it got me thinking.  Why does Will feel he has to take something iconic (and that he loves) and make it modern?  Why can’t the glee club respect the classic for what it is?  And seriously: where did all this ‘we never sing any new songs’ lament come from?

When Will handed out the sheet music to the classic, the club was non-receptive after enjoying the hip influence of substitute teacher Holly. So in order to please his club, Will asked Holly to help him “modernise” the song: resulting in the introduction of Ms Rihanna.  This all came about because of the glee club’s dismay at never being allowed to sing music that spoke to them. The main evidence of their argument seemed to lie on the apparent fact that Will only wanted them to sing Journey (which, admittedly, has some humorous ring of truth after their Regionals performance in Season One). It was all Will’s fault, they reasoned. He never listened to their modern song selections. But a little bit of number crunching suggests that the club has a slightly unsubstantiated hypothesis…

Proof (and graphs!) after the break.

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Vicious Cycle

June 28, 2010

I was recently viewing the Know Your Meme video for “Weegee,” which discussed how the internet meme developed to the point where looking at the blank-stare of the Luigi character would have adverse effects: “Anyone who sees Weegee becomes entranced by his stare, eventually becoming a Weegee themselves.”

Hmm…  This sounds familiar…  To loosely paraphrase, “Anything that bears the image of an Angel, becomes an Angel.”  In the recent Doctor Who episode The Time of Angels, the TARDIS team discover that the Weeping Angels – creepy creatures that turn to stone when something is looking at them – can propogate in photographs, video and even mental images.

So, the natural question…  What would happen in a Weegee/Weeping Angel staring contest?

Rinse and repeat.

A Penny For Your Thoughts

June 22, 2010

What’s with all these Pennies? Surely it can’t be a coincidence that there are Pennies in three of my favourite pieces of celluloid. Can it only be happenstance that two Pennies lack a surname? Can it be one massive bazinga that all three are unattainable objects of affection? Can it be more than coincidence; can it be fate?

“Is there a point to this?” I hear you ask.

Probably not, but don’t tell me what I can’t do.  I’m answering these questions anyway.

The Pennies

Penny Number One is the long-lost love of the tortured Scotsman Desmond Hume in Lost.  The daughter of the mysterious Charles Widmore, this Penny is a class above the rest in terms of social status and in terms of her sheer determination.  Even after a heart-wrenching conflict, Penny spends several years of her life devoted to finding her beloved after he disappears during a sailing race around the world.  She enjoys yachting with Our Mutual Friend, defying her father and long-awaited phonecalls.

Penny Number Two is the girl-next-door-but-really-across-the-hall in The Big Bang Theory.  This plucky aspiring actress stands in sharp contrast to the nerdy Leonard and Sheldon, but she blends surprisingly well with our geeky friends, even – fleetingly – coming into a Facebook-affirmed relationship with Leonard.  She won’t get your arguments about whether Babylon 5 is actually worth watching, but she will get her way: which frequently involve a curious fashion sense and a severe lack of adhesive ducks.

Penny Number Three is the good-hearted volunteer who gets caught up in the worst love triangle imaginable in Doctor Horrible’s Sing-A-Long Blog.  As the shared affection of cocky local superhero Captain Hammer and our tragically heroic villain Doctor Horrible (aka. “Billy”), her life is thrown into chaos as their rivalry escalates.  It’s plain to see some kind of harmony is on the rise when she’s enjoying frozen yogurts, helping the homeless and maintaining her strictly regimented laundry schedule.

So now that the introductions are out of the way, let’s get cracking.

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Don’t Run With Those Expletives

February 19, 2010

Profanity in music.  Frankly, I don’t see its purpose.  It’s base and crude, and is usually avoidable.  It’s lazy writing, and I am most disappointed when my favourite bands, with marvellous lyricists, resort to the effs.  I know many people consider profanity’s usage to be valid in different circumstances, so it’s only fair that I look at why I dislike cursing in songs where the usage varies.

Just to be clear, the songs I’m going to be looking at are all from artists I really admire.  Their music and their lyrics usually astound me, but the few exceptions here and there do irk me – particularly since the music itself in the following songs is fantastic.  Also, fair warning, all the videos I link to will obviously contain coarse language.  So here we go:

Pointless Usage: Walcott, Vampire Weekend

Walcott, fish the women from Wellfleet
Fish the bears out in Provincetown
Heed my words and take flight.

 There is not a single reason I can think of to qualify the use of profanity in this song.  The lyrics are a plea to a character named Walcott to flee Cape Cod and escape the impending, eponymous weekend of vampiric mayhem.  Despite this, it’s a quite upbeat, energetic piece, and such coarse language is jarringly out of place.  It is quite clear from the preceeding lyrics that Walcott really needs to get out of Cape Cod – resorting to such crude instructions is unnecessary.

And that’s omitting the inherent violence in the phrasing.  This is the only time that people are referenced as something to leave behind, and the choice to use profanity certainly has some questionable undertones.  Obviously, the song isn’t using the eff word literally, but in its more figurative sense, but that doesn’t entirely excuse it.  The word is harsh and purposefully derogatory, and is at its most unpleasant in the “eff you” context.  Using it so blatantly, and so casually, in this song completely undermines it – or at least, makes it unpleasant to listen to until that stanza has passed.

Contradictory Usage: Grace Under Pressure, Elbow

We’re in love, so fish you.
(repeat)

This is yet another song where the use of profanity baffles me.  The song is a sweet love ditty with musical glory that lends an epic, uplifting quality.  It is simple and yet elegant, calming yet empowering.  And then it reaches the chorus.  A recording of the crowd at an Elbow concert shout in unison, “We’re in love, so fish you.”  The unity and power of hundreds of voices gives the repeating mantra an anthemic tone and influence.  I want to join in – I feel compelled to add my voice to the army of chanting fans.  But then I check myself, and the words themselves, and it turns the uplifting song into an awkward experience.

It is the context, though, that really puzzles me.  To pair one of the nicest phrases in the English language (“We’re in love”) with one of the most unpleasant (“So fish you”) is bizarre.  The sweetness of the declaration of adoration is erased by the curse.  Instead of elevating the love song to a level of transcendence, it debases it to the place of those upstart ‘punks’ who hate society and all that it stands for.  It puts the song in the mouths of the ungrateful, which leaves a bitter taste on my tongue.

I’ve seen comments on the interwebs discussing how liberating the chorus is.  It exemplifies the freedom bequeathed by love – no matter what you may think, I love this person and I always will.  I have no objection to this concept.  It’s a tried and true narrative trope – we have it in Shakespeare, in fairy tales, in modern literature.  It is a vaild and usually applaudable statement.  Yet surely Guy Garvey (the band’s lyricist) could have found a more poetic way to say this.

Glorified Usage: Little Lion Man, Mumford & Sons

It was not your fault but mine.
And it was your heart on the line.
I really fished it up this time,
Didn’t I, my dear?

By far the most aggressive usage of the word on my brief list, I again found it uncomfortable to listen to the song.  Yet again I wanted to chant the chorus, but I was even more turned off by the sharpness of the phrase.  Musically engaging and inherently catchy (yet heavy and dark), Mumford & Sons’ angsty song of frustration certainly creates an appropriate mood for the use of the word.  In contrast to the decidedly upbeat nature of Walcott and the whistful dreaminess of Grace Under Pressure, Little Lion Man suits the ferocity of the eff.  It almost seems appropriate.

Yet the more I think about it, the more I feel that the song glorifies the word.  Its prominent placement in the chorus and the emphasis imparted on it musically make it clear that the songwriter wants you to notice it.  The folk-influenced melody locks in your brain and the stressed phrase sticks.  Instead of mulling on the overarching concept of the song – remorse at a relationship-endangering error – the listener focuses on the phrase of utter self-hatred.

The word is turned upon the narrator – he uses it to describe his own actions.  It’s harsh and brutal – perhaps apt for the emotion.  But the overt emphasis on the word makes it the centrepiece.  It detracts from the overall impact of the song by being too powerful in itself, and yet with every repetition of the chorus, the listener becomes desensitised to the curse and it becomes just another word.  Perhaps if it had been used sparingly in a verse it may have had the desired effect of showing just how furious the narrator is at his own stupidity, without turning the chorus into a near-celebration of the profanity itself.

‘Last Resort’ Usage: Some Riot, Elbow

‘Cause it’s breaking my heart, it’s breaking my heart,
And it’s breaking my heart to pour like the rain.
Brother of mine, don’t run with those fishers,
When will my friend start singing again?

Of the songs I’ve discussed, this is the one which I feel most appropriately uses the eff word, although I still ardently wish it didn’t.  This song of angst over a dear friend’s succumb to alcoholism is an elegy of despair.  It’s the last call, and hope dwindles.  Whereas Little Lion Man uses profanity to emphasise the angst, Some Riot seems to include the word almost as an afterthought, buried in a breath in the middle of the verse.  It doesn’t place the word as the pinnacle of the emotion that is expressed bombastically.  It is an anguished last resort – I’ve tried and tried to reason with you, but I’ve run out of things to say.

I personally feel that if profanity is ever to be given into, it should be used sparingly.  Only then does it retain its purpose.  If a curse comes from the mouth of a clean-lipped person, it has all the more effect.  And this is the sensation I get from this song – the melancholy music and the quiet lyrics give the impression that the word is deserved.  Perhaps it helps that it only appears once.

And yet, I still think the song would be just as effective, if not more, with the exclusion of cussing.  The song is one of the most lyrical of Elbow’s songs and contains one of the most beautifully poetic lines I have ever come across: Beautiful, quivering, chivalrous shambles.  The words just flow off the tongue, and in context of the opening verse, paint the tone of the song in an instant.  If such poetry can appear at the beginning, why can’t it continue?  With the establishment of metaphor, surely a more poetic phrase could have been devised to beg the dear friend to turn away from the drink and the drunkards.

In Conclusion…

In all four of these songs, the reasoning behind the usage of profanity is clear.  They are all logical arguments.  Yet they do not convince me that the intention justifies the means.  In all of these cases, I believe the omission of the eff word would not harm the meaning of the song.  Surely there are some less attention-seeking, less shock-value synonyms out there.

But what do you think?  Does profanity have its place in music?  Does it achieve what other phrases in the thesaurus can not?  Do you believe Mumford & Sons, Elbow and Vampire Weekend have made appropriate use of cusses?  Swear by your opinions in the comments!

Language and the Lunar Rebellion

February 4, 2010

I recently finished reading Robert A. Heinlein’s sci-fi classic The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.  It’s a brilliant novel, intricate and beautifully told, and I would recommend it to anyone with the slightest interest in science fiction.  Set in 2076, where the Earth’s moon (Luna) has been settled as a penal colony, the novel follows the Lunar revolution to gain freedom from the near-tyranny of Terra.  The revolution is orchestred meticulously by the wise Professor Bernardo de la Paz, computer technician Manuel Garcia O’Kelly-Davis and the rebellious Wyoming Knott with the essential aid of the moon’s supercomputer (affectionately known as Mike) who has developed consciousness akin to a human being.

There are an abundance of topics for discussion: the politics and strategies of the rebellion itself, the comment on society’s structure, themes of humanity, and so forth.  But what I was instantly intrigued by was the language of the novel itself.  I’ve avoided spoilers, so read ahead even if you haven’t read the book.

Narrated by Mannie, the whole book is written in the language of the fictional era, using its grammar and slang constantly.  The word ‘the’ is consistently ommited, as are some indefinite articles and other brief, ‘filler’ words.  The sentence structure is unusual, rearranged so as to eliminate unnecessary sounds while still getting the meaning across.  This is no doubt a result of the fact that Luna was originally colonised as a prison, and lesser education would have had a direct influence on the development of the language and slang. 

I was struck by how quickly the language itself established the storyworld.  Heinlein’s imagination is extensive, and his detail of the Lunar culture and all its quirks is astounding – one could imagine he left out whole aspects of the world he devised when it came to writing the book.  But it was not these details that truly gave me the insight into life on Luna.  As much as I admired his breadth of creativity, I sometimes found the minute insights a bit too much or intrusive to the storytelling.  Alternately, once I got the hang of the strange grammar, it never bothered me.

Words are indicative of our personality and culture, and our way of using them only exemplifies this further.  By the way someone speaks, you can generally determine whether they are well-educated or street-wise, denizen or visitor.  It should be no surprise then that writing in a distinctive voice would assist the establishment of the setting.  The spartan prose of Cormac McCarthy’s The Road reflects the emptiness of his post-apocalyptic environment, Holden Caufield’s narration in The Catcher in the Rye is as spontaneous as his adolescent attitude, and so forth.

But in these cases, it is more the style of writing that sets the tone – the placement of words, the choice of colloquialisms.  There is still a familiarity within the foreignness.  But when whole grammatical rules are turned on their head, as they are in Harsh Mistress, it forces the reader to dive head-first into the imagined world.  There is no way that Mannie’s sentences could be mistaken for anything of this world – they wholly belong to the novel’s Luna. 

It is a property of the setting, just like the interplanetary catapault or Mannie’s collection of robotic arms.  If those objects were corporeal, and we could see them and touch them, they would make Luna, 2076 a tangible, believable, real place.  And the language has the same effect.

The language, the grammar and the slang shapes the storyworld not only because it is “proof” of the “reality” of the storyworld, but also because it is the corridor through which we enter Heinlein’s story.  The politics, the society, the characters are important and we invest ourselves in them.  But the words, sentences and paragraphs are inherent to our experience with the story – and its environment.  We cannot discover the story without them, and it is through interaction with them that we enter the world.

The language is how we define Luna.

I know that Burgess’ A Clockwork Orange utilises a similar technique, with the story narrated in the invented slang-heavy language Nadsat, but as I haven’t read it or seen the film, I can’t make a comparison.  If you have, I’d love to hear what you have to say about how the language affects the perception of the story.

And in general, is their any benefit to shaping a unique language with which to tell a story?  Does it alienate or engage?  Have I forgotten a key literary text that invests heavily in invented discourse?  Sound off in the comments!

Out of the Doorway, the Tentacles Stretch: 2009 in Review

December 31, 2009

So.  31st of December.  End of the month.  End of the year.  End of the decade.

Like everybody else on the planet, I’m looking back on the year and thinking about what I loved, what I didn’t.  So for anybody out there who has an inkling of interest, here are the things I reckon I’ll remember about 2009 in terms of movies, music, television, literature and culture in general.  And although it’s numbered, these aren’t in any particular order.

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10. Prawns
Not real ones. I discovered those years ago. Rather, the prawns, or aliens, of the nifty sci-fi flick District 9.  I guess, in many ways, this has been the year in which I have fully embraced science fiction (more on this below), and one of my favourite forays into the genre was this low-budget, but fantastic, film.  From its unconventional storytelling method (pseudo-documentary which morphed into a straightforward action style as the film progressed) to the outstanding visual effects in a dirty, gritty environment, it really captured my interest.  It was an all-round achievement, in my opinion, and one of my favourite films of the year.

9. Catching the “Pollination Yellow Cab”
Vampire Weekend: upbeat, quirky, and… just a little bit weird.  My first new discovery in music for the year, they continually returned to my iPod playlist throughout the year, spreading their fun music and generally perplexing lyrics through my days.  Aside from being one of the first bands I’ve ‘discovered’ for myself, part of the reason I love them is that they’re so different from anything I’d listened to before.

8. G[l]eeking Out
I often debate with myself whether I would consider Glee to be a guilty pleasure, and in the end, I usually give up the argument and just kick back and enjoy it.  As a fan of musicals in general, having a weekly fix of singing and dancing is a real joy.  The show has its flaws, but it succeeds in what I take it for: light and inherently frivolous entertainment with some nice laughs, a feelgood tone and energetic show numbers.

7. Pretentious Russian Literature
After a one and a half year effort, I finished Tolstoy’s epic novel War and Peace.  I can’t be dishonest and claim I loved every page, but it was such a different literary experience.  The extraordinary cast of interweaving characters, the enormous scope, the attention to historical detail.  There is a reason this book is a classic, and I’m glad I stuck with it.  And I’d be inclined to read it again – give it fifty years or so.

6. “Something More Manly… Like a Trident… Or a Beard”
I’ve embraced my inner (or, perhaps, outer) nerd this year, and a prime example of this is the web-series The Guild.  Centred on a group of online gamers, and featuring delightfully odd characters and abundance of quote-worthy lines, the show quickly established it amongst my favourite things of the year.  Oh, and there was a hilarious music video to boot.

5. The Zombie Apocalypse
Humans vs. Zombies.  4 day long game of tag with nerf guns, played out between classes on the university campus.  The awesomeness speaks for itself.

4. The Really “Shiny” Stuff
It’s practically criminal that I only got around to watching Firefly this year.  This space western instantly captured my imagination – its fascinating cast of characters, unique take on the sci-fi genre, quick wit.  It’s a shame its lifespan was so short, but I’m sure its 14-episode season will get much repeated viewing in the future.

3. Wielding the Chainsaw of Bloody Dismemberment
If you are so unfortunate as to have never played the card game “Munchkin”, you are missing out.  Marketed as ‘Dungeons & Dragons without all that pesky role-playing stuff’, the game sees you take on ferocious beasts wielding weapons such as the Mace of Sharpness and the Kneecaps of Allure.  One of my favourite things about the game is that it doesn’t take itself seriously, which makes slaying the Gazebo and the Enraged Potted Plant that much more fun.

2. “I am Haunted by Humans”
The namesake for this blog, Markus Zusak’s The Book Thief made an incredible impact on me this year.  Narrated by Death, and following the life of a German girl during the early years of WWII, the premise is intriguing.  It’s both harrowing and beautiful, heartbreaking and heartwarming, and it’ll haunt me in the best sense of the word.  It is Zusak’s unconventional style and ability to paint vivid concepts with straightforward words are what really made the novel one of my favourite books. 

1. “Beautiful, Quivering, Chivalrous Shambles”
Elbow.  This British group is probably my favourite thing of the year.  Their music is unique and evocative, and their experimentation with different styles and sounds is always exciting.  And as a lover of words, their lyrics, which border on poetry, were what clinched them as a frequent occupant on my Most Played list – and I have a feeling they’ll stay there for a long time yet.

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So there you have it, my favourite things of the year.  Share any of my favourites?  Have any you think I have outrageously omitted?  Expound away in the comments!

Title credit: “The Bones of You”, Elbow

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