My niece is getting married. In less than a month, my niece will be marrying a boy nobody likes. Why, you ask, doesn’t anybody like this boy? Because he is a liar. He is a storyteller, and not a very good one. Every word out of his mouth is a fabrication. I don’t want to go into detail with this because it makes my stomach turn, but to give you some idea of what kind of a liar he is, here is an example:
You: I work at the local prison.
HIM: Really? I used to work there too.
You: I began work there when I got out of the military.
HIM: Oh, I was in the military too.
You: During that time, I was shot in the knee by friendly fire.
HIM: I’ve been shot too.
He’s like a bastardized parrot! I can’t stand this kid! And I don’t know what his intentions are with my niece, but I can tell you that he has made her a storyteller too! I’ve caught her lying about stuff at work! And I don’t like it! She says she’s in love, but it feels more like she is getting married just as an act of defiance.
The whole family is against this. It’s pretty bad. But hey, she’s a big girl! She can do what she wants, I know! She’s no spring chicken! But she is really getting on my nerves! The people at work are “trying” to understand what her rush is. First she was going to get married in February, now they’ve moved the date up to September! WTF!?! My boss feels bad and wants to throw her a bridal shower, to show our support. I said, “Do I have to go?” I mean, I’m not going to the wedding. Going would mean I agree with this and I don’t!
This guy is going to use her. I just know it. She naive. She does not see it. Damn it! You know, it doesn’t cost much to get married, but divorce can be quite expensive!
No, don’t try and talk me out of this rant! Say what you will about this kid, all I can say is bad things will come of this.
*SIGH*