Recruiting Tip!

 

When you ladies are out looking for new recruits up on dry land, this is something to look out for.  Humans have so little INSTINCT that they often end up CATEGORIZING EVERYTHING TO DEATH so they feel as if they know something useful.  That shows that the person making the comment (or in this case, the Reddit post) has not yet JOINED UP.

But they would not have made a post like this if they were not quite interested in us, and they are easily drawn into the sea, FOREVER.

I Really Like This Recruiting Technique

 

I love this bumper sticker because:

>> it's a GREAT conversation starter; 

>>it helps you connect, not only with new potential recruits, but also with fellow land operatives; 

>> ...and it's RIGHT NEXT TO THE TRUNK OF THE CAR WHERE YOU KEEP THE SARDINES.

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