As I was changing Sissy’s diaper today, Boss exclaimed, “Uh oh, Mom, Sissy doesn’t have her peepee yet!”
I laughed and said, “She has her peepee, buddy. She’s a girl and her peepee is supposed to look like that.”
To which he replied, “No, it’s missing.”
I told him, “Girls’ peepees look like that, and boys’ peepees look like yours and Daddy’s.”
He said, “You’re a girl and you have a peepee like mine, so she just hasn’t gotten hers yet.”
I almost rolled over laughing at that! I told him most assuredly that my peepee most certainly does not look like his or Daddy’s and explained very briefly to him that all girls look like Sissy and all boys look like him. I have no idea why he thinks mine looks like his; he hasn’t even been allowed to see me naked for almost 2 years! Ha, my kids crack me up!
Yesterday as I was changing Sissy’s clothes, Boss was talking to her (he adores her!). Pointing to his little sister’s chest he asked, “Momma, I thought only boys were supposed to have those bumps.”
Beyond Blessed 