Showing posts with label Easter. Passover. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Easter. Passover. Show all posts

Thursday, May 08, 2014

Easter and Passover in six sentences (as we unfortunately celebrate them nowadays)

"Happy Passover to you."
"Well, Happy Bunny Rabbit to you! It's Easter, right? You color the eggs and hum along like dummies. We don't do that. We pay the rabbi a couple a hundred, and he makes it short."