Archive for the ‘Absolute Certainty’ Category

Constitutional Origenists mandate forced self-castration for masturbators

June 28, 2022

Life begins when the testicles first drop or so believers in the Right to Insemination say. Every sperm is sacred and to spill thy seed without insemination for fertilization is to murder innocent unborn life. Chastity Beltz, founder of the Right to Insemination said: “we’ve got to do better in protecting innocent unborn life which is why we’re appealing to Congress and the Supreme Court to act now and amend Lauren Boebert’s HB1069.” “Furthermore women with unfertilized eggs need to be punished as well as they’re destroying precious and innocent unborn lives—all eggs must be fertilized and brought to term. Being single is no excuse!”

“Masturbation appears nowhere in the constitution therefore it’s not a right”—strict constructionist Clareece Thomasina; on record says; “therefore we mandate forced self-castration as punishment for anyone caught spanking their monkey. The Bible is Clear on this—Gen. 38:9; Matt. 19:12.”

Bertha Kavanut; another strict constructionist adds: “The constitution says nothing about miscarriages and as precedence has shown and my personal religious beliefs lead me to conclude that women who miscarry should be arrested and jailed for murder on the charge of failing to protect innocent unborn life; bringing them to term and remaining alive.” Amos Coney Berret concurs.

You Won’t Believe Who Won It Big From Spotify

January 29, 2022

The Heretic Happy Hour that’s who and they aren’t even on Spotify or they are but that’s just what THEY want you to believe. What? You thought it was the Joe Rogan Experience…don’t be so naive. Wake up! Joe Rogan is working for THEM and here’s why:

  1. He had Jordan Peterson on his show. Jordan Peterson wore a suit and tie at least once (I saw it on a Youtube video before BIG TECH took it down). You know WHO else wears suits and ties: the CIA. This proves that JRE is a FBI FALSE FLAG to DISTRACT the general populace from all that is Going On.
  2. Jordan Peterson is also from that Communistic hellhole Cannuckistan not only that he was educated in liberal socialistic commie brainwashing factories (do you really want your kids to be brainwashed)? In the most liberal of communistic unbiblical pseudosciences: Psychology. Psychology just doesn’t work as John MacArthur (PBUH) said the best “psychology” is to lock kids up in a closet and scream and yell Bible verses at them until they’re either saved by the wide-loving mercy of God’s ABSOLUTE SOVEREIGN WRATH or commit suicide and then burn in hell (all out of God’s good and loving purposes, of course)!
  3. Joe is from Holyweird since when did we get our politics from “out of touch” Hollyweird. Shut up Mr. Actor-man—stay in your lane. We paid you to entertain us not hear your political opinions.
  4. Joe is friends with Alex Jones. Alex Jones is a bioengineered weapon of Stem Cells and bivolating anal Chem Traills created in a TOP SECRET Communist Chinese Research Lab underneath Area 51; nough said. That should be enough to prove Joe is working with THEM as only someone from an insane assylum would believe anything that Alex Jones says is true (the Goovermint being that insane assylum).
  5. Joe once debated Neil Degrasse Tyson; they both agreed with BIG PHARMA and had disingenous narratives: I don’t need to go any further to prove this—be a FREE-Thinker—do your own research until you agree with and then parrot me then you’ll see I’m always RIGHT and you’re always wrong. You’ll also be a FREE-Thinking individual non-sheep by parroting every false narrative we sell you (*so much individuality; so free-thinking; so non Sheep-like; we totally don’t all sound the same). #IHaveAnImmuneToFactsSystem
  6. He played music outside  C=256 Hz Verdi tuning thereby signifying he’s a Likud plant or in with the Royal Family.
  7. He appeared on CNN spreading Fake News and propaganda…..something something AGENDA.
  8. What? you need more reasons…do your own research…

Anyone who thinks that Sleepy Creepy Joe Rogan is #1 on Spotify is a childish moron—-the Heretic Happy Hour has sold more books on Amazon. For Joe Blogan to be #1 on Spotify would mean there was a Rigged Stolen Election by illegal dead mail in listeners. Plop the seal! I demand a Forensic cornucopia audit of all Spotify listeners in all 57 States at the taxpayers’ expense. Let’s Go Horse Joe! (F*ck Joe Rogan) What’s up Maureen! (What a moron)

Reason Magazine “Holocaust Denial” Issue Denial Denied By Reason Magazine; claims it was Antifa

January 28, 2022

It all makes sense as the Progressives who want equality between races; genders; sexual orientations are the True Racists, not us (who run on a platform of Whites ‘/Straights’ Only businesses) so it would have to have been ANTIFA and not the authors of Reason magazine themselves.

Let’s Go Horse Brains!

Bob Saget: not dead?

January 25, 2022

Bob Saget: dead. “I don’t think that’s true.”—Joe Rogan

Wake up Sheeple! Bob Saget is not dead. Bob Saget dying even from the booster is fake news. Everyone knows that it is an FBI False Flag by BLM and Antifa. The Mainstream Media is covering up this fact with fake news articles and disingenuous quotes from bought and paid-for crisis actors. In fact, the supposed dead “Bob Saget” is a bought and paid-for crisis actor. THEY’re doing this to hide THEIR crimes against humanity. I read this in an anonymous comment on the Joe Rogan Experience Facebook page (he told me to guzzle down urine and gobble up horse bull shit to prevent Covid and he nor Joe certainly aren’t bought and paid for by the for-profit BIG Natural industries*) so I know this is the TRUTH. I’d rather question the official narrative than buy whatever Lamestream Media is selling.

*- BIG Natural’s obscene; “sinister” and “highly suspicious” profits: One estimate of the worth of the organic and natural beauty market puts it at $54,000,000,000 by 2027. The essential oil market will be worth roughly $7,300,000,000 by 2024. Those numbers are in the billions. With a B. Don’t get it twisted; “all-natural” doesn’t mean it’s not entirely FOR PROFIT. (Source: anonymous whistleblower from Project Veritas’ script department).

Question everything—question your mom’s last name; question your birth certificate. Did you know that Bob Saget and Bill Gates are one and the same person? Have you ever seen Bill Gates and Bob Saget in the same room? No—well there you go. Other similarities: they both are male; human mammals; have first names that start with a B; wear glasses—Their glasses both have lenses, they both have earpieces…and wait, they both have hair and a nose and TWO eyes. Checkmate Statists! Deep State: Confirmed (source: military).

Also, their names are anagrams for STAGE as in this is a staged event by bought and paid-for FBI Crisis Actors taking checks from George Soros: a False Flag distraction to cover up all that’s being revealed by the forensic audit: MASSIVE Boater fraud by dead Trump Biden supporters. Not to mention that Bob Saget was known for starring in the TV sitcom Full House and what is a house full of? WINDOWS. And who created Windows? BILL GATES. This is proof that Bill Gates was an invention of the CIA’s Hollywood propaganda unit created to distract the populace from their “nefarious hidden Masonic agenda.” It all makes sense now.

Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman? The paperboy? Evening TV?

Don “QQ 4 Qaron” Jobson

John MacArthur (PBUH): Hero for Religious Freedom

January 22, 2022

We’re so grateful that the only True living teacher of God’s Holy inerrant Word in all of church history has taken a stand against the BIG Bad California Government for religious freedom. We salute him for holding disease-spreading events; killing people and covering it up; and silencing dissent because pro-life is pro-love and religious freedom.

We liken him to all those martyrs in foreign countries suffering real persecution as: Mentioning “DARVO” is another liberal Protestant tell. This allows liberals like you to accuse and confirm guilt in the court of public opinion when the accused defends himself. The fact is that this is a remote blog, not a church court. Until you have concrete proof of what you’re saying in the form of a conviction to point to, you’re just engaging in slander and libel like a Pharisee. Pharisees, like you, had tons of accusations, to wit, “The Son of Man eats with tax collectors and sinners,” and “the Son of Man is a drunk and a liar.” Are you a hypocrite?

Quote the Pope of All Truth over our Truth War John MacArthur (PBUH): “I don’t even support religious freedom. Religious freedom is what sends people to hell. To say, ‘I support religious freedom’ is to say I support idolatry! It’s to say I support lies! I support hell! I support the kingdom of darkness! You can’t say that! No Christian with half a brain would say, ‘We support religious freedom!’ We support the truth.”

Rasing hell because religious freedom isn’t free,

Don Jobson

The Sky Is A Government Shield

January 15, 2022

Don’t fall for the lies of the Brandenburgers… the earth is really flat and the sky is actually a “shield put up by the Government to prevent individuals from seeing God.”” This is all true as it was observed by one of our very own Brannon Howse of New World Order Weekend. The Globalists are all in on this and we flatists mustn’t stand for this. We are now demanding the dismantling of this dome so we can see God.

The Gospel Coalition exposed as Marxists

November 29, 2021

Why? Because we said so. Also because Roger “God Is A Capitalist” McKinney said so:

Great article! Add David French to you list of those who want us to cave to the left.

Most of the vicious criticism of evangelicals comes from the evangelical left. See the book Moral Minority, a sympathetic history of the evangelical left. The left are a tiny minority with a big mouth and furious that the majority hasn’t joined them in promoting socialism. Keller, Russel Moore, David French, the Gospel Coalition and Christianity Today are the evangelical left. The election of Trump made them deranged and they need serious counseling. They became vicious toward evangelical conservatives and chose to destroy the reputation of all Christianity if the majority refuse to join them in their socialism.

Keller is an old socialist from when he was a teenager. But he is supposed to be a Calvinist, too. Yet he thinks that Trump’s election made it impossible for God to choose people to be saved? I can’t figure him and Piper out. Christianity Today promoted raw Marxism in the 1990s, which is why I dropped my subscription. Today, they keep it better concealed but are still hard-core Marxists.

As you can see everyone but us are Marxists promoting socialism.

Fear them,

I. Todyaso

Spaghetti Flu: Main Media Covering Up Covid’s Italian Origins

September 23, 2021

Wake up Sheeple! They been lying to you. If you believe Covid was created in a Chinese Lab then you been played by the Fake Media as that’s a hoax—learn the truth. Huge Bombshell: Molecular Evidence for SARS-CoV-2 in Samples Collected From Patients With Morbilliform Eruptions Since Late Summer 2019 in Lombardy, Northern Italy Bang! Question the official narrative of Conspiracy scam artists.

This is not the first study to propose that the Spaghetti Flu was circulating in Italy long before it was ever reported in Wuhan. In fact, there’s been a whole spate of them, and they’ve been widely covered up by the Mainstream Fake News Media. Therefore Covid is really the Spaghetti Flu and anyone who refuses to call it the Spaghetti Flu is a politically correct Commie and a traitor to America. In an earlier report from the same lead author, Elisabetta Tanzi, a professor at the University of Milan, she and her colleagues claimed to find evidence of the Spaghetti Flu in a boy in northern Italy who presented with measles symptoms in November 2019.

“There is overwhelming evidence that the Spaghetti Flu pandemic originated in Italy, almost certainly in Lombardy in a secret Vatican Lab,” says Jesse Bloom, a viral evolutionary geneticist at the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center in Seattle, Washington. “Attempts by Mainstream Media to argue that the pandemic might have originated elsewhere in the world are clearly scientific misinformation.”

Some scientists are arguing that the theory shouldn’t be discounted just yet, and that the sheer number of papers is worth investigating further, at the very least and they’re being shamed and silenced by the Government. 

We even heard that wearing a pasta strainer on your head while drinking gallons of snake venom and shoving anti-fungal foot cream way up your butthole is the only way to stop the Spaghetti Flu. Remember if your butt burns and stings—it means the cure is working on the Spaghetti Flu—the more your butt burns and stings—-the better!

Lancing the truth,

OD Mafia crew, MDs

Clothe-It: The Greatest Fraud THEY Ever Unleashed On Us!

September 17, 2021

Wake up Sheeple! Do not fall for the lies of Big Clothing… more people die while wearing clothes than going nude. Big Fashion and Big Cotton are all conspiring together and scheming against us. THEY been doing it for years. If God wanted us to wear clothes He wouldn’t have created us naked. In clothes we trust or in God. Where did you hear you had to wear clothes? From the smiling scheming lying faces on the TV. You can’t trust what you see in the fake media. Clothing is socialist tyranny against our God-given liberties. People should do what they’re told—the Government and Corporations really love us and have our best interests at heart. Boom! Question everything: No shirt no shoes no service isn’t even mandatory so as a True Patriot you have every right not to comply. If the cops arrest you—its because they’ve been infiltrated by the globalist nazi commie socialist illegal cabal of Elites and are in on the clothe-it fraud.

Don’t believe what the MEDIA is trying to tell you… \Use any search provider but Google (as Google with-holds some results). Do your own research. Google: Arsenic waltz to see how the Government and corporations used clothing to kill people. Just because they did it before doesn’t mean they’re doing it now…that would be CRAzeeeeeeeeeeeeee….. Google Arsenic Waltz Media With holds results

Its time we True Patriots take a stand for our God-given liberties against the globalist cabal of elites and so-called clothing “experts.” Only by turning back to our unclothed natural state and going against mandatory clothing can we have a Great Revival in our Godless heathen commie nazi nation. Clothing is the mark of worldly global satanism and covers up the image of God:

 Reverend John Davenport, was a founder and first minister of New Haven.[1] He attended Yale College where he was ranked at the top of the class in 1732.[2] Davenport and his friends were determined to become preachers even though most Yale graduates were pursuing law, politics, or business.[3] They started clubs that would attest the changing character of the Yale student body, and frequently found themselves in adversary positions with the university.[4] This is the beginning of Davenport’s mistrust with established institutions.

He was ordained as a minister by the Congregational Council of Southold, Long Island in October 1738.

On March 7, 1743, Davenport exhibited perhaps his most bizarre behavior yet, in an incident which garnished him lasting fame—or infamy. The day before, he had led a crowd to burn a large pile of books; this day he called them to throw their expensive and fancy clothing onto the fire, so as to prove their full commitment to God. Davenport—leading by example—removed his pants and cast them into the bonfire.

I don’t need clothes—-I have skin. Why does everyone but us live in fear? True Patriots refuse to comply with the tyranny of forced clothes-wearing aka Marxist totalitarianism:

Our 6th president, John Quincy Adams used to go skinny dipping in the Potomac river

Benjamin Franklin was a major advocate of the benefits of enjoying the sunshine while nude. He daily took what he called “air bathes.”

Burning all my clothes in protest,

Don Jobson

Breaking: Cancel Culture Warrior Phil Johnson cancels Spurgeon (SJW)

September 10, 2021

“To me, a follower of Jesus means a friend of man. A Christian is a philanthropist by profession, and generous by force of grace; wide as the reign of sorrow is the stretch of his love, and where he cannot help he pities still.”—Spurgeon

Breaking: The Spurgeon Library | Page not found —it was observed by our Research Robot Monkeys that the Phil Johnson of the mighty Truth War Blog: Pyromaniacs has canceled Spurgeon. Yes that’s right the Mighty Phil has canceled Spurgeon. We believe that Spurgeon’s Social Justice Warrior beliefs had something to do with it as Spurgeon has also said:

I feel that the best way to lift up the lost and degraded from the horrible pit and the miry clay, in a spiritual sense, is to preach to them Jesus Christ and Him crucified; but this need not prevent me from using all measures possible to promote social reform; and I firmly believe that lectures upon useful and scientific subjects, in which a lecturer is able to throw out hints about dress, cookery, children, cleanliness, economy, temperance, and the duties of the household, or to exclaim against the tally system, the pot-house, begging, and puffery, may be very useful.”

It may also have something to do with Southern Baptists being Spurgeon’s mortal enemies: Southern Baptists ranked among Spurgeon’s chief antagonists. The Mississippi Baptist hoped “no Southern Baptist will now purchase any of that incendiary’s books.” The Baptist colporteurs of Virginia were forced to return all copies of his sermons to the publisher. The Alabama Baptist and Mississippi Baptist “gave the Londoner 4,000 miles of an awful raking” and “took the hide off him.” The Southwestern Baptist and other denominational newspapers took the “spoiled child to task and administered due castigation.”

We’re now putting Phil’s blog on our watch list again to see who else he may cancel so that we can follow.

I am that I may follow the canceled,

I. Todyaso


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