Most everything else “dark sinister and evily against True Conservative Christians” in scare quotes: CONFIRMED (we don’t need proof of this we already believe it that settles it)
Let’s face it; it sucks to act and think normally in today’s modern world. Therefore, this article is for those of us who, for one reason or another, want to convince those around us that we are nutcases, or actually want to become nutcases. Read the following information, put it into practice, and everyone you know and care about will avoid you.
There are three main points to being a nutcase: paranoia, conspiracy theories and making accusations. They fit together in the first triangle of nutcase truth triangle because if you let just one of them slip (i.e. you stop being paranoid all the time) you will be less of a nutcase. So it is important to remember this highly symbolic connection between the three.
The first step to convince those around you that you are a nutcase is to act paranoid. Question everything. No one is telling you the truth. The government doesn’t want you to know what everyone else knows.
The first exercise is simple and very effective. When being introduced to a business associate for the first time, introduce yourself in following manner (change names where appropriate).
YOU: Hi, I’m Johnny Penismaster
TARGET: Hi, I’m Bob Smith
YOU: Bob Smith, eh? Can you prove it?
In only a few seconds, you have convinced Bob, and those in the immediate vicinity, that you are a bit nutty. For bonus points, make comparisons between his appearance and that of someone evil:
“In my experience, Bob, men with dark green ties often have something to hide. So what’s in that big briefcase then?”
Another trustworthy paranoia trick works well in convincing those around you of your nuttiness, but probably won’t get as much of a reaction, but rather an uncomfortable silence. When low on fuel in a country area, drive right past a petrol station (with other people in the car). When someone asks why you didn’t stop and fill up, say: “You shall never understand the full measure of your stupidity”
Or:
“They could have built that petrol station anywhere along this road, but no, they had to build it there. Now why do you think that is?”
While in a highly populated area, calmly slink away to your own space, begin making hand gestures, and speak, but have no sound come out
The true nutcase doesn’t just act nutty, and talk nutty, but also thinks nutty. And you can’t think nutty without believing, and defending, a few conspiracy theories. Some conspiracy theories are so wacky that they shouldn’t be used. For example, the conspiracy theory about NASA faking the photos of earth taken by sheep can’t be used because it’s too obscure and you’re only aiming for nutcase, not bat fuck insane. The following are some of the conspiracy theories that can be used to great effect:
Ancient astronauts
Creationism
Jews ruling the world
Fluoridated tap water
Apollo moon landing
JFK assassination
9/11 attacks on WTC and the Pentagon
UFO cover-ups
The election of George Bush
The deaths of Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jimmy Morrison, Elvis Presley, Cliff Burton, Kurt Cobain, and Michael Jackson
What really happened to Anna Nicole Smith
Trump won the election
Covid is a hoax to steal Trump’s election
While a major part in the life of any nutcase, the opportunity to talk about a conspiracy theory may take months or years to come up, or may never appear at all. Therefore, part 3 rounds off your nutcase antics.
There are three golden rules making accusations: make them loud, make them all day, and make them stupid. This is summarised in the second triangle of nutcase truth.
Accusations have no proof and need none. They are used to convince those around you that you are a nutcase, but also have the added bonus of furthering your personal goals.
For example, when you are required to work with someone you don’t want to; simply refuse to on these grounds:
The target will be so overcome with porn (because accusations are always true) that he will curl up immediately.
Accusations can be used in many more situations to discredit an opponent, so use your imagination.
Final points to remember
Remember, you are trying to be a nutcase, not bat fuck insane. Don’t skip showering for three days, don’t kill anyone, don’t take drugs, and don’t do anything that will have you labeled criminally insane. Jail is a really crappy place, and I should know because that’s how I designed them all.
So heed the above warnings, take in all of the advice, and have happy days alienating everyone you know with your behaviour as a nutcase!
The falling away of Brannon Howse continues as he named John MacArthur the Pope of all Truth (PBUH) a member of ISIS: “MacArthur’s ministry defended… (the) Muslim Brotherhood (and a) Jihadi-preaching Imam by the name of Yasir Qadhi.”—Brannon Howse
Spreading the ODM Gospel of fear and militarism! at Ron Luce’s Battle Cry training camps for Truth Warriors.
“This is a real war… I want an attacking church.” – Ron Luce
In case you are wondering we had to renounce our ex-fuhrer for sliding into the apostasy of the sissified Evanjellyfish weak wimpy gutless grace girlymen: “…(Ron) Luce painted himself as the victim in an interview with Christianity Today: “I guess we’re guilty of reaching as many kids as we could, thinking our business model was sound.”” You hear that weak gutless spineless response—we would expect that from crybaby liberal snowflakes but A True Man of God in our Truth War would never feel victimized:
…I don’t know if you’re interested in boxing. It’s a…it’s far…it’s the sort of last most barbaric holdover from the past where you pound people’s brains senseless. It’s amazing with all of the things that people scream about in our society…don’t eat potato chips and things like that…that somebody doesn’t rise up and call a halt to people bashing each other’s brains in on purpose. But as brutal as it is, boxers fight with leather gloves padded to cushion the blow. You should know that, in the days of the New Testament, Greek boxers had fur-lined gloves. There was just a little fur and leather, no padding. They were made generally of ox hide. And stitched into the glove at the knuckles was lead and iron. When Paul talks about fighting the good fight, he’s talking about some serious action. And in a Greek boxing match, the loser had his eyes gouged out as emblematic of his failure.Boxing, to us, is not what it was then. It was a death/life struggle. Serious conflict from which you could emerge dead or lifetime blind. I just don’t think the church understands that. I…I met with the pastor of the largest seeker friendly church, and he said to me, “You know what your problem is MacArthur? You need to lighten up.” And I smiled. I said, “It’s really hard to do in the middle of war.” Fight the good fight. It is a good fight, isn’t it? It’s a noble fight. To fight against the kingdom of darkness with the truth. The only weapon we have is the sword of the Spirit, which is the Word of God, right?
And I think that’s one of the serious problems today, is people aren’t taking the battle as seriously as they have to take it. And He helps us with that. “Fight the good fight of faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you are called.” What does that phrase mean? He simply means this: Get a grip on the fact that you’re dealing with eternal issues. How can you treat the ministry shallow……in shallow terms? How can you treat it trivially? This is war, and eternity is at stake. “You knew that…He says in verse 12…when you made the good confession in the presence of many witnesses. You knew that when you confessed Christ, when we were all there gathered.” He’s probably referring to His ordination when the elders laid hands on Him and set Him apart from the ministry. “You confessed at that time that this was a mater of eternal issues. You’re not just slapping people around with some puffy gloves here. This is a life and death matter. Get a grip on it.”
A True Man of God would never run as we are suppose to keep up our good fight in victimizing others fighting for our Truth and the purity of our Doctrines. After all this is the Truth War and we must keep fighting so that we can feel persecuted by ourselves win the war against liberals; Emergents; globalists; socialists; Evanjellyfish and our many enemies of our Truth. What happened to the Ron who stood in the greatness of our militant dogma? For shame—what happened to this Ron?:
BattleCry Philadelphia was more than just a vulgar carnival designed to suck donations into the coffers of Ron Luce’s corporation “Teen Mania”. Indeed, it had a point, to recruit the future elite “warriors” in the coming battle against the separation of church and state. It turned dark and frightening on Saturday afternoon. After Franklin “Islam is a Wicked Religion” Graham came out to thunder against the evils of homosexuality and the Iraqi people (whom he considers to be exactly the same people as the ancient Babylonians who enslaved the tribes of Israel and deserving, one would assume, the exact same fate) we heard an explosion. Flames shot out on stage and a team of Navy Seals was shown on the big TV monitors in full camouflage creeping forward down the hallway from the locker room with their M16s. They were hunting us, the future Christian leaders of America. Two teenage girls next to me burst into tears and even I, a jaded middle-aged male, almost jumped out of my skin. I imagined for that moment what it must have felt like to have been a teacher at Columbine high school. 10 seconds later they rushed out onstage and pointed their guns in our direction firing blanks spitting flames. About 1000 shots and bang, we were all dead.
In researching this article, I had to read Warren for long periods of time. This was difficult for me. I found his material disturbing. To cleanse my mind from Warren’s continual assaults on my thinking I took breaks to read John MacArthur’s Hard To Believe. MacArthur got my mind and heart back on the gospel and away from me (where Warren keeps wanting to put it). Let me do the same for my readers. Listen to MacArthur’s version of what to do with “YOU”:
Jesus set the standard as total self-denial. …Self-hate? What a powerful truth! . . . Following Jesus is about our being sick of ourselves and our desperation for forgiveness (MacArthur: 10).
MacArthur points us to the clear teachings of Jesus, not some questionable idea that a “life metaphor” determines our destiny. We need to die to self, not discover self.
Warren would have us believe that something is furry, meow’s, has four legs, and likes to chase mice, but is not a cat. He tells us that his book is not about “you” and then spends over three hundred pages making it about you, over and over. This doesn’t just look like self-help, read like self-help, sound like self-help and feel like self-help, it is self-help and it is about you. That doesn’t help me. I need the gospel to solve my sin problem. I don’t need Warren aphorisms—and certainly not thousands of them.
The document, signed by Pope Francis and the Grand Imam of al-Azhar, Ahmed el-Tayeb, was prepared “with much reflection and prayer”, the Pope said. The one great danger at this moment, he continued, is “destruction, war, hatred between us.”
“If we believers are not able to shake hands, embrace one another, kiss one another, and even pray, our faith will be defeated,” he said. The Pope explained that the document “is born of faith in God who is the Father of all and the Father of peace; it condemns all destruction, all terrorism, from the first terrorism in history, that of Cain.”
There is a lot of language about peace in this document, but it goes way beyond just advocating for peace.
Over and over again, the word “God” is used to simultaneously identify Allah and the God of Christianity.
Certainly the world is all about solving its problems without the God of the Bible. Yet many professing Christians are rushing to remedy the world’s troubles in ways that are without the support of Scripture, some even in contradiction to what the Scriptures teach. Rick Warren’s global P.E.A.C.E. plan is one of many programs and teachings that, for the most part, cannot be reconciled with God’s prophetic Word. It is Warren’s “50-year plan” to cure global issues such as “pandemic diseases, extreme poverty, illiteracy, corruption, global warming, [and] spiritual emptiness” (see http://www.thebereancall.org). He claims that his social-works agenda developed from his reading of the Gospels–that Jesus gave him the model that was the antidote to the five biggest problems on the planet (see http://www.thebereancall.org). Warren subsequently expanded that model from an exclusive endeavor of Christianity to one requiring the support of all religions.
Dr. Truthslayer, Doctor of the Ministry of Disinformation & Bible-Based Slander, Esquire
Libruls ruin everything and are a stain on the world but most importantly they’re ruining our Great Country. They insist on taking our sacred guns away. They boo God. They don’t love war enough. They disrespect the Holy Flag that Jesus personally hand-delivered to Ronald Reagan when he sent Karl Marx to Hell. They hate Capitalism. They love socialist communism and are fascist. They support gays having the right to marry. They protest everything. They believe in social justice. They value science and education. They read books. They kill babies. They hate families. They are ignorant of history and our inerrant God-written Constitution. Moslems and illegals are librul. They are unpatriotic and hate America aka the Kingdom of God. They are intollerant. They refuse to obey the sameRomans 13 that our Founding Fathers disobeyed by taking up arms in rebellion against England submitting to Trump. They are jerk@$$es—among many other ungodly and horrible things we disapprove of. Quote:
Quite a shame Libruls don’t base their postmodern opinion on to the founding fathers none of whom were Muslim but on actual primary source documents and facts. There was not even a shred of mention by them about Islam especially in the Treaty of Tripoli also Thomas Jefferson never owned a Koran. I’m sick of Libruls not starting out their arguments with “feelings” but research and facts. I don’t care how you feel about things, you don’t get to change the facts to suit your preferences, just by not posting your favorite leftist postmodern Right-Wing propaganda opinion. Truth be told the founders would are not rolling over in their graves with everything you jackasses have done the screw up this country.”—Tyrone V. Hoofendorfer
Typical members of the Whore of Babylon (Romish Arminianist Satan-worshipers) trying to defend their unholy, ungodly and unbiblical Hell-a-day from True Bible-Believers:
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Religious Liberty for Christians to bully, harass and discriminate against minorities
Among other “Religious Liberty” issues. * – And by Christians, we mean only those who hold to a Strict interpretation of Orthodox 5-point Dortian Calvinism. Since Mary-worshipping Papists, Arminianist free-will idolaters, Lutherans, anaBaptists, Greeks and other non-Reformed churches are Semi-Pelagian, they are all non-Christian religions—because they reject the “True Gospel.”
We “poor” Christian majority are tired of being discriminated against in our own Country—remember this Great Nation was founded upon “Christian principles” and that all of our Founding Fathers were “good Bible-Believing Calvinists” especially Thomas Jefferson and James Madison. It’s time we do something and take back our Religious Liberty: to spread more Partisan politics and hate.
For decades, the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) and other radical anti-Christian groups have been on a mission to eliminate public expression of our nation’s faith and heritage. By influencing the government, filing lawsuits, and spreading the myth of the so-called “separation of church and state,” the opposition has been successful at forcing its leftist agenda on Americans.
Their targeted attacks on religious freedom are more serious and widespread than you may realize. In courtrooms and schoolrooms, offices and shops, public buildings and even churches…those who believe in God are increasingly threatened, punished, and silenced.
Our Research Robot Monkeys have caught Contemporary Christian Music Superstar Carman pridefully boasting of his good works and religious accomplishments to promote himself and his music:
We however never ever use any kind of self-righteous prideful boasting in promoting ourselves and/or our quality Bible-based Discernmentalist products:
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